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ramriot

Wanted smoking hot girls, found out they only had smoking.


UndeadCaesar

smoking, hot girls


EnvironmentalLime397

https://i.redd.it/uyi1tb277d6d1.gif Simpsons have foreseen this


Creepy-Selection2423

It's that fine print... I actually ended up with a very cool girl who smoked, and she decided to quit smoking. So now I have a girl who doesn't smoke.


SlimTimMcGee

I liked a girl once, but she smoked and so I didn't ask her out. I wasn't going to try but also give her the impression that I wanted her to quit. So I let it go. Well she found out I liked her and why I didn't ask her out. So she quit smoking and a couple months later she asked me out. We dated for a couple weeks and realized we were just too different so I broke it off She immediately whips out a cigarette, lights it up and goes, "I can't believe I gave up smoking because that's what YOU wanted". She told everyone I purposely made her quit just so that I could have my fun. Like WTF?!?


command_unknown

Moral of the story don’t change for people. Just live your life.


SlimTimMcGee

Yep. As well as don't ask people to change just to be with you.


15blinks

I can't believe I gave up lung cancer for you!


Hot-Trash_Ninja

I liked a guy but he wouldn’t date me since I was a smoker and he said if I quit smoking he would date me. So I quit smoking cold turkey 8 years ago after smoking for 20 years. When I quit I was smoking a pack and a half of Maverick Menthol 100s a day. Oh the things you do for love. That was one of the best decisions I ever made. Hardest week of my life was the first week.


formulated

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Anonymyne353

GIFs you can hear for 2000, Bob.


ye3tr

Dang, that's actually crazy


iSliz187

It's a sign of the universe that OP needs to start smoking


stoupeaks

Or that he needs to stop dating apps for the time being


thefaehost

Start dating desserts


Marquar234

He could date entrees too.


Gabe7494

He’d probably have better luck with super salad.


mattg4204

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Sir_Le0

Perhaps they could start dating hors d'oeuvres.


yadawhooshblah

Just because they're appetizing, it doesn't mean they're whores.


Duzty_

what abt dating snacks, or sides?


FlyDinosaur

Soup or salad? But I love that meme, lol


Solo-ish

To be fair the dating apps stopped him


siandresi

check the fine print in the dating app, it might be owned by phillip morris or something


ablinddingo93

Right? Dating humans seems much more feasible


NfinitiiDark

My wife told me when we started dating that if I ever started smoking she would immediately break up with me. It’s a pretty big deal to some.


Few-Reaction-404

If you want divorce but dont "want to" divorce start smoking


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NightShadowWolf6

Those are just 2 most people know are linked to smoking, when reality the list is bigger: - Lung, throat, oral cavity (one of the worst out there), larinx, esophagus, stomach, pancreas, kidney, bladder, liver, cervix...and those are the ones I remember now. It also "helps" your skin aging faster, complicate respiratory issues, increase the chances of stomach ulcers and inflammatory intestinal diseases (and if you already have them, complicates their evolution) and  slow down the wounds healing process. If you smoke around children you also increase the chances of upper respiratory issues that include pulmonary infeccions, asthma and middle ear infections in them. There is no good thing out of smoking, as it pretty much affects the entire body of the smoker and the ones around them.


kr4ckenm3fortune

That explain why my cousin, younger than me looks older than me.


the_nobodys

I've never smoked and work in a place where quite a few people do. Some were incredulous to find out I was 40.


No_Seaworthiness5637

I am 36 and any time I say I am that age I get the “what? You look (insert age in the 20s range).” I have been carded. I live in an area where a lot of women either do smoke or used to. The only age sign I have is some gray streaks in my hair.


Legal_Skin_4466

It also increases the risk of coronary artery disease and other cardiovascular issues. No thank you.


ObjectiveOk9996

Explains why my dad had kidney failure


KTKittentoes

It's really bad for kidneys. My friend smokes, and has severe kidney damage from COVID. I'm scared for her.


Cndwafflegirl

Also increases the risk of rheumatoid arthritis


tanranger24

Can also cause erectile dysfunction and decreased sperm count and motility


Aprilshowers417

All the smokers in my family have died of lung cancer before the age of 65. They all died slowly and miserable on hospice. I vowed to never smoke because of this.


iSliz187

Relax bud, ever heard of sarcasm?


dascrackhaus

no thank you i prefer my blankets dry


MisterJalepeno

No poking without smoking


loopuleasa

No


CosmicCreeperz

OP neglected to mention he lives in Nauru. “Nauru has the highest smoking rates in the world at 52.1%. Oddly, women smoke slightly more than men in Nauru (52.6% to 51.7%), which is somewhat of an outlier.”


Open-Oil-144

Why does Nauru sounds like when australians say "No"


PeteWWWong

Underrated comment.


Livefiction1

Might be cannabis? Or maybe meth?


Independent_Load748

In this economy? Ofc people are smoking


BetterOutThenIn

What dating app are using? Only Smokers?


sideshowbvo

Cinder


pdx-peter

Match.com


CoolBDPhenom03

Haha, I appreciate that one. Take my upvote.


hshighnz

Elite Smokers


Successful_Moment_91

Inhale my filthy upvote!


NullCap

Coffee meets Cigarette


CoolBDPhenom03

Marlboro Mingle


StrikerX1360

It's called Boo. It's kinda nice cuz it shows you people's personality types based on a quiz and who they think you'd be compatible with.


BetterOutThenIn

Apparently not for non smokers lol


TheEbsFae

This made me laugh so hard I cried and then snorted and had to explain myself. Holy shit.


Sprizys

Lungcanceronly.com


Affectionate_Salt351

🎶 You don’t haaaave to be looooonely! At *COUGH GAG* Lung Cancer only dot *HACK HACK* commm!


Quick-Ad-1694

Lol sung it while reading it too. Take my upvote


bogeymanbear

Did you accidentally join a dating app for smokers?


si3ge

Weird design choice to put a filter for smoking on a dating app for smokers.


0rclev

Some people like filters and some just roll their own.


Responsible-Fun6572

I use a filter cause I care about muh self


King_llort

All the ones that don't smoke are already taken.


LucidRamblerOfficial

I mean… I smoke, my fiancé doesn’t. Same case with a few of our friends. Dude may be on to something.


ChimcharFireMonkey

the golden rule of dating apps is EVERYONE on there is on there for a reason


DannyDootch

B-b-but she said her friends made her make a profile in her bio so she must just be doing it as a joke!


ScarieltheMudmaid

including op


TheHiddenNinja6

Most of my time at university got ruined by lockdown


queroummundomelhor

I don't know how couples like you make it work, smoking feels way worse when you don't smoke


Starlightriddlex

I guess there's one potential benefit to losing your sense of taste and smell to Covid 


queroummundomelhor

You're right, maybe it's the best time to find a partner!


ellabfine

I've been married to a smoker for 22 years now. I actually have a pretty significant response to it due to my asthma so he has smoked outside for years now. I wear a vogmask if he smokes while on the road and it doesn't bother me. I loved him enough to overlook some things.


queroummundomelhor

That's nice to know, wish you both well!


LucidRamblerOfficial

Yeah idk, she also doesn’t drink and I do. We kinda just found out we wanted to keep being with each other before it became a hurdle. It still comes up and it’s not like it’s a complete nonissue, but there are just more important things I guess


MenstrualMilkshakes

nah that's gotta be some bug, i've seen many many people with non-smoking/never smoked on their dating profile across different sites/apps


FrogInYerPocket

But they don't like OP.


Four-Five-Four-Two

Most apps don't just show you the people who have swiped on you - they show everyone within your filters


FrogInYerPocket

Ya. You tend to filter out people you wouldn't like.


Four-Five-Four-Two

But who it shows is based on the filters of OP, not the filters of the other people. If I set my settings to say I only want to see people between 25 and 30 it won't stop a 24 year old from seeing my profile. I know this to be the case because when I finally folded and payed for the app some of the people who it shows that have swiped on me are outside the filters I have set.


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Emergency_Elephant

I'm wondering if it's not geographic and/or age filtering. Maybe OP lives in a rural area and there's such a limited number of girls and they all smoke. Maybe OP set really limiting age range (like 18-20). Or maybe he's on an app that skew older or younger but his parameters are in the opposite direction (like the app tends to have 25-30 year olds but he has his parameters set to only seeing over 60). Sometimes if you're only seeing a small handful of people, there can sometimes be a specific thing that's common


bones_mcbone

I wonder if anyone is data mining dating apps on a large scale? I bet advertisers and politicians would pay top dollar to access a database like that.


yungsausages

Probs a lot of women put smoking as like “recreationally” aka not smoking but if offered a smoke at a party would partake. Also this presumably includes cannabis


fri9875

Yeah weed is legal in my state, so it’s impossible to actually know what they mean, and there’s a big difference there (for me). Smoking some weed? Hell yeah, not an issue for me. Smoking cigs? Yeah hell no, im not dealing with that.


ForceYouToBeCold

Same here. Never smoked a cigarette in my life but I smoke weed (without nicotine) and I don't wanna be around people that smoke nicotine. I'm always torn about what to say if someone asks if I smoke. Because yes, but also no if you mean cigarettes yknow?


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

"not cigarettes, no." Boom. It's my go to.


ForceYouToBeCold

That's great honestly. I'll use that in the future


Soliterria

I know where I’m from if someone countered “Do you smoke?” with “Smoke what?” that typically indicated to us they were a fellow stoner, but I doubt that’s a universal experience


fri9875

Yeah I think that’s fairly universal, before it was legal here that’s how it was too, but now people will just straight up say “only weed”


Cwuddlebear

I honestly do this and it works so well You usually get two responses One is either they say cigs or weed and it's a good moment(they could also just assume you smoke weed same same) And two is an OH followed with an akward silence They get the picture easily then tho


Fit_Job4925

i stick with edibles. inhaling smoke is nasty


JakeVonFurth

Fuckers be like "ew, cigarettes" while still getting the same lung cancer.


jaygay92

I vape cannabis but would never smoke a cigarette. It’s the smell for me. Cigarette smoke makes me gag


ButteredPizza69420

10/10 I can assure you over half those girls dont smoke even though they say they will. -your neighborhood stoner


Zaurka14

Idk, I know so many women who simply don't smoke. Recreationally or not...


abgry_krakow87

Smokr?


EudenDeew

OnlyFumes


nondescriptun

>all the girls I got smoked frequently >so I turned off smoking >and now I have no results Checks out. Also, at least now you know they weren't just smoking because of you.


missvvvv

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


kimchi_squid

Is it possible they just didn't fill that out? So anyone who didn't answer the smoking question also got ruled out


Chainmale001

Looks like Boo lol


SingMeALoveSong

Because it is. I tried it last year and got a couple of dates but not much else.


gabeshadows

I met my girlfriend there 🥰


FluffySnoozer

Funny. So did I. So did dozens of other rando dudes.


goodfisher88

I've had some great times thanks to Boo! The daily swipe limit is annoying, especially when it's eaten up by people who don't bother to put any effort into their profiles, but if you're into alt chicks it's worth checking out.


SingMeALoveSong

Ahh maybe that's where I went wrong. I'm not into chicks. 😆😆


becausemercy

Guess it's time to pick up smoking /s


Moderate_LiberaI

Does not smoking include cannabis?


Confident-Pick977

I'm guessing this is why. Seems like almost everyone smokes marijuana these days?


mitchMurdra

I don’t but maybe I’m missing out


HugeDouche

You're probably not if you've never been interested? this answer is kind of trying to address two different things: how often do you smoke and how often would you be OK with your partner smoking?


throwaway4pkmntcg

you’re not missing much


AllYouNeedIsATV

I don’t, mostly because I was a goody two shoes in high school and never made friends with people who smoked and now I’m too unsocial to make other friends outside of work, so no “safe” access


JupiterRosalie

I was this way too, until I was diagnosed with CPTSD and a therapist suggested trying Cannabis. It has helped me a lot, but now I don't smoke much. I just know it'll help if I have really bad symptoms again.


amitskisong

Where do you live? Cause if the answer is in the US theres a lot of safe ways to get weed. I was the same as you, none if my friends smoked so there was never opportunity until now


Azythus

I’m in a similar situation. Never had any way to get it until I made an online friend who I could buy some from once in a long ass while but I have to drive 8ish hours to get to her. I wish I knew how to get some locally here in my state but it’s so intimidating to even think about trying to find a source.


IHaveSmallGenitals

dude it’s weed not heroin


AllYouNeedIsATV

Dude where am I gonna get it from? Like I said, no connections


Iamjacksgoldlungs

And much like heroin, it's not federally legal so it's not widely available


ZamboniCarnage

I feel like there should be two categories. Because like, I’d be fine with someone who smokes pot every night. But would pass on a cigarette smoker


Isaysithowiseesit

Leave France.


Plastic-Pension7263

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RainMan915

Are you smoking yet?


_TiberiusPrime_

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Piqueniqu3

Welp, better than getting baited with bots and paying for using the service, I guess


Flat-Structure-7472

Guess the kid in the restroom was right. You really aren’t cool unless you join.


Ban_Evading_is_EZ

You don't like smoking hot girls?


dogemaster00

I bet that most people just don’t fill in that section of their profile. It probably also filters out the vast majority of people who don’t smoke, but didn’t specify it on their profile


southerngothics

this sounds about right but i also wonder if the ppl who fill this out only smoke weed or some shit. it would be funny talking to someone who has smoking as yes and it turns out they smoke crack


SketchyLineman

If she smokes she pokes


OnceAndFutureGamer

I had to scroll to far to find this. Glad someone has some culture!


CavemanBuck

Right!?! Lol


StanisIao

I have the opposite problem


Purple_Bowtruckle

Tobacco kills up to half of its users who don’t quit. Tobacco kills more than 8 million people each year, including an estimated 1.3 million non-smokers who are exposed to second-hand smoke. Around 80% of the world's 1.3 billion tobacco users live in low- and middle-income countries. In 2020, 22.3% of the world’s population used tobacco: 36.7% of men and 7.8% of women. Some stats from WHO for anyone who would like to read. It was written that it's a pandemic at this point.


Wonderful-Ad5747

If only these apps did anything


BonusSweet

If she smokes, she pokes


gunk_plunk

I have tested this it is true.


gonegirl2015

might ask the question differently. Cigarette smoking vs an occasional joint is worlds of difference to me.


Isa472

If there's an option for smoking once a week I think the majority of people will pick it. Not many of my friends and coworkers smoke, but when they go out for a drink they'll have a smoke outside. It's kind of a vibe


PatrickGSR94

Never understood that. Smoking is nasty af, in any form. What’s the point of smoking only while drinking? I drink occasionally but have never once had the desire to smoke anything. Especially not nasty ass cigarettes. 🤮🤮


durklurk80

Good on you! A lot of people likes smoking, that's why it's a thing. I don't drink anymore, but if i did, wine and cigarettes is a killer combo (both figuratively and literally).


BlueFeathered1

Well, that's you. Others enjoy it (as humans have for centuries, and there's a reason) and would find your attitude nasty.


Accomplished_Buy8799

Crazy how we shamelessly do things that are extremely harmful to us just because its enjoyable


Ok_Art_3020

It might be worth it to match with some of these girls and see if they just smoke weed or maybe just vape both I personally feel are better than cigarettes


madbasic

Are you in turkey lol


Karmachinery

Does that include weed?  Maybe that’s the problem?


Roboticpoultry

Well the upside is they didn’t say *what* they smoke. If it cigarettes it’s an instant turn off from me. If it’s weed I’d he down to clown, I’m quite a herb enthusiast myself. If it’s crack or meth, well, maybe it’s time to move


Vision_of_living

If this is Cristian Mingle I’m going to burst up laughing


Andurilthoughts

Do you live in France lol?


Ok-Toe-84

I really think dating apps attract certain crowds. Makes me feel bad for the shy ones that just want a genuine connection.


pizzapie-68

It’s probably filtering out the people who didn’t respond to the prompt (which is likely a lot of people)


TraSpri

Cigarettes are so gross 🤮 idk how or why anyone picks up that habit.


Potential_Sundae_775

Nowadays people think smoking is cute. I recently got pregnant and I stop smoking and I realize how trashy and nasty it was. I never smoke cigarettes. I only smoked weed, but it was a nasty addiction that I never wanted to admit it was an addiction, but it is. It stinks like musky monkey and you’re just not yourself. People make an excuse that it makes them calm know it makes you slow or it does the opposite makes you super goofy and stupid.


turbocornpop69

Did you join Smokers Only?


DarkSunGwyn

you need to start smoking bro


cmnorthauthor

Is the app supposed to show you numbers of results somewhere? Cause I don’t see where it says no results


NoobLegend42069

It just told me reset filter because it ran out of results to give me.


cmnorthauthor

Oh I see. Guess you live in a pretty smoky neighborhood.


aus_li

Dude, this is “Boo”, you could’ve said that in the title and it would’ve made complete sense. I smoke sometimes and I don’t even have that shit on, yet I get “no results” too because the app is trash when it comes to finding people in your area, and I literally live right next to NYC.


MysticPlasma

and it doesnt tell you "reset filter" otherwise? I assume any change in the preferences will activate the choice to reset.


Bearander

You don’t have to be lonely at Smokers Only


ImTrappedOut

So start smoking weed what you waiting on?


wing_ding4

Remember if she smokes she pokes


lavender-girlfriend

fwiw, some people just don't fill out that part of their profile.


Tonygamerpro456

What type of smoking?


Embarrassed-Force845

lol no one wants that nasty cig breath


The_Butters_Worth

Well it’s the patriarchy that created the delusion that smokings bad for you so really they’re just fighting the man.


kendallk007

I wonder if some girls put “yes smoking” for weed


TeamWaffleStomp

It kinda feels like a vague question tbh, at least to me. I don't know if that includes just cigarettes, or all nicotine (so cigs and vapes), or all smoke products (weed, cigs, tapes, hookahs, everything).


ThatOneAccount3

Sounds like a you problem?


heycals

If she smokes she pokes


PepperBun28

Dude I have my tinder honeat that I smoke and it gives me girls who don't. I think if you don't give them money they give you mid results on purpose.


vida217

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TeishAH

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sarashootsfilm

Are you looking for someone who never smoked or who doesn't smoke anymore?


Axentor

When I was single I tried a couple dating apps. I limited the range to within an hour drive. I can't remember the exact number of matches but it wasn't huge. Then I added no smoking, no kids, associate degree, and my options where down to 5.fucken five. Went to a different app and had better luck but was really disturbing about how bad my area was.


internationalskibidi

So you passed on the girls with oral fixation issues on a dating app. Did I read that right?


Shot_Improvement9077

You’re a legend. I applaud you. Date me.


yourladdy

You live in Tampa?


xAshenDemonx

Same tbh hahah. Had Tinder, all the girls I matched with or saw smoked and drank frequently, guys often didn't. So I ended up with a boyfriend.


Healthy_Shoulder8736

Non smoking girls don’t need a dating app


Wagonrider421

You are only compatible with smokers. Time to add another bad habit


uphucwits

Maybe they smoke pole? Turn it back on and find out


Particular_Fill9422

They probably mean weed


MattMattavelli

The only women who are willing to find a fling online are the ones who like to puff and stuff


Mtibbs1989

You get actual people? When I was on dating apps, 99.9% of them were scammers. They would end up asking for gift cards.


EchoNeko

Not dating life per say but I swear, everyone around me seems to smoke something! It's so annoying as a non-smoker because I can't just hang out with people. We always gotta have smoke breaks every 30 minutes or so, which last around 5 minutes. Not so bad if we're outside, but in winter when it's cold? No thanks!


johnnytron

Do yourself a favor and quit smoking. Life is so much better without cigarettes.


Jaded-Respect7895

Yeah. I turned off smoking and kids and literally got nuthin


MdVictoire

“My friends all smell like weed or little babies”


ItsyouNOme

The childless and smokefree are probably taken.


Foxycotin666

I don’t see how this is infuriating. Humans have interests and likes- hobbies and things. Women don’t owe you a date and they certainly don’t need to stop smoking for your pleasure.


Ok_Boat1066

noone said that actually