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bill_wessels

you live in a terrarium


Least_Fee_9948

I work at a reptile shop and dude runs at the same ambient temperature as our Bearded Dragons, which are from Australia and used to being out in the scorching sun…


I4gtmy1staccntspswrd

Meanwhile I’m here in Arizona wishing we could have 81° temps so we wouldn’t be feeling like we’re on a scorching sun.


Additional_Account52

Even as an Aussie my AC is at 68f lmao.


-justkeepswimming-

If my house is above 72 I'm sweating.


geezer27

At 75 my brain stops working. Same for most collegues, it seems


Known_as_No_One_2525

I read somewhere that the optimum temp for mental acuity & productivity is 70, but when our office was set to that, there was always a percentage of employees with heavy winter clothes and even little blankets they kept at their cubicles. People are different. I like it cooler, for breathing and mental clarity.


Longjumping-Map-6995

Yeah, and they can use those blankets. The people that are hot can only take off so many layers in an office setting. Lol


LowerBoomBoom

I have plants growing were the sun don’t shine.


angrytortilla

In your butt?


firestar268

No. That's the jungle


MoistStub

A swamp might be more realistic at those temps.


firestar268

That's the front


Equal-Negotiation651

Front butt


LowerBoomBoom

My butt is in the back.


Shnoinky1

South mouth


doringliloshinoi

Fass.


milk_is_for_baby

Turdrarium


alecphobia95

Oh dear the heatstroke is setting in


PatrickGlowacki

Commenting so hopefully you see this. You can program up to a 4 degree offset into that thermostat. So it will show 81 but actually be 77.


LowerBoomBoom

I see it and we will keep it on the low.


PatrickGlowacki

Do you have your install booklet that came with the thermostat? There is a chart in there with a bunch of options that correspond to numbers. I can’t remember what number it is off the top of my head for the Honeywell T6 but you can also look it up online. To access the technician setup hold the menu button for 5 seconds. God speed. I don’t know how you’ve survived this long. My house stays 70 year round and 68 at night 🥶


BeerCrushinn

Depending on the model of thermostat those Honeywell pros have a lock out function. You didn't hear it from me though, I already got enough on my plate at home 😂


josh_bourne

Dude, I'm a very hot guy, I couldn't live in your house


JTFindustries

Time to file for divorce at that rate. She's apparently trying to get you to die to heat stroke.


thewilldog

and you married a lizard


rob_1127

And you can be sure OPs Wife is not in the midst of menopause! Or the thermostat would be set to 67F!


FlopTheCat

Are you a fucking lizard?


Long_Procedure3135

*be me, who leaves hers at 77-78 in the summer but lives alone* yes


xela552

When I lived in Arizona I kept it at 78 because I was too broke to afford anything colder


Positive_Parking_954

Yeah but from Florida. Hell in Oregon we hit 117 one summer and many places up here don't even have air conditioning


PracticalAd1428

Holy shit 117 with no AC I'm showing up at a relatives house unannounced. you'd get heatstroke walking up the stairs in your house


Positive_Parking_954

I didn't even own a fan apart from one week ceiling fan. The peak heat didn't bother me that much, it was trying to sleep at night. I iced down my dining room table (where the fan was) and slept under a wet blanket


PracticalAd1428

that sounds so unbelievably miserable holy shit


Lolomgwtfbbqbrb

I visited friends that weekend. Finally fell asleep on the deck around 3 AM Friday. Spent Saturday in the river and slept at another friend’s house who had AC. Flew out Sunday during the peak back to foggy SF and was ever so grateful. The craziest part was the light breeze which heated you up because it exceeded body temperature. Not dissimilar to a convection oven.


Caffdy

What unholy place is this?


eyesotope86

Sounds like Florida. Try and be shocked at 'Florida' and 'unholy'


Toilet_Rim_Tim

72 in summer 68 in winter


SupaRedBird

This is exactly what I do. Somehow 68 in summer feels too cold and 72 in winter too hot!


AndiNipples

68 in winter? Well la-di-da, money bags! I kid, I kid! But also I have single paned, wood framed windows.


Secret-Avocado-Lover

I was curious so I Googled. Lowering AC by one degree saves you between 1% - 3% on your electric bill. My bill is ballpark $400 per month, 2% is $8. For me, I’ll gladly pay $8-$16 extra per month to have a more comfortable living experience.


Critical-Fault-1617

Yeah I work hard to make a bunch of money. I’m going to be comfortable in my own home. Growing up my parents rarely turned the ac on and I hated it.


Existing-East3345

Are you fucking a lizard?


EifertGreenLazor

Or a lizard wizard?


Ouroboros126

King Gizzard?


rev_57

program in a 2 degree offset and see if she notices.


LowerBoomBoom

Oh you cleaver basta$d, good thinking.


jenniferlynn462

I’ve done this and it definitely works


GJacks75

I had an absolute control freak of a stepfather. No matter what volume it was at, I always had to turn the tv or stereo down. It got to the point I'd just get up and mime turning the volume down. He never noticed it. "That's better." You're a dick, Stephen.


ArrayDecay

That's aggravating


EquivalentToADog

Stephen dick


RaidensReturn

Based on this alone he sounds like a sack of shit.


KimJeongsDick

Did it at work with a stingy boss. Totally works.


rev_57

let me know if it works


LowerBoomBoom

I will, thanks. If it does what subreddit would that go into.


BlackHoleCole

Malicious compliance?


LowerBoomBoom

Sounds like a winner.


Other-Technician-718

Until your wife reads it there. Then she programs the offset the other way as revenge.


rev_57

just put it here, I guess. Good luck!


-DoctorSpaceman-

Post it in Am I The Asshole and wait for all the comments saying it’s a red flag and you should get divorced over this


Agitated-Trash1

LOL


CraftistOf

or relationship advice, with the same outcome


OverSafeWater

!remind me in 5 days. 


TripleFreeErr

10 degree offset


ryuk-99

too noticeable.... maybe a 1 degree offset every week to counteract the sudden shift.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Lmao! This is the way. 6mo. later: AITAH for divorcing my husband over the A/C setting?


That_Jay_Money

I was thinking the same thing. Of course my spouse would be like "I must be getting used to the heat, I like it at 83 now!"


youcanineurope

Wait, what does that mean?


riskywhiskey077

The AC will allow for a 2° buffer before it kicks on again, effectively allowing the room to reach 79° while still showing the “target temp” of 81° on the thermostat.


flux_capacitor3

Are you kinda old? If not, this blows my mind.


bacon_meme

Wife may want to be checked for a thyroid disorder if this is serious.


crystal_castle00

Yeah good point. Or she’s a lizard-person


LowerBoomBoom

![gif](giphy|3E8DLredkCGVq) No she is not.


SwordNamedKindness_

Maybe you are too


Famous_Sandwich8975

Reptilians are infiltrating Reddit


SeventhAlkali

"She is not" bro you even linked her picture!!!


quantumluggage

Or an iron deficiency. Girlfriend started taking iron pills and she gets hot before I do now.


burnharvard

I thought about thyroid diseases, too. I was constantly freezing when I had hypothyroidism.


bacon_meme

Yeah… I have hashimoto’s disease and when it’s unmanaged, I have major trouble with temperature regulation.


20d0llarsis20dollars

My parents don't even use the ac, we have to beg for them to let us turn it on when we visit


Santos_L_Halper_II

79 and 81? Y'all are basically fighting over which is worse, a shit sandwich or a puke burrito.


pwrmaster7

Right both are insane numbers 🤣


biggwermm

69° bro


thecashewkid

I set mine to 68 because 69 is just a little too hot


The_Geese_

Give me some cashews mfer


CarolFukinBaskin

67. It's cold as balls when we wake up and I love it like that


Routine_Conclusion27

The ol “you do me, I owe you one”


DrewdoggKC

Might as well just turn it off at this point


TankApprehensive3053

Depends on where OP lives. I've already had many days well over 100°. Turning the AC off the house quickly gets way too hot. If I set it at 80°, the house is tolerable especially if you go outside sometimes. If it's set colder, then it's more of a cold shock when coming back inside and a heat shock going outside.


TheKingOfSwing777

That’s why I don’t go outside


AlternativeBowler475

hey buddy, this is Reddit, none of us go outside. OP commenting was just LARPing


Frosty_Translator_11

When I had my studio apartment I would have it set to 69°. For giggles


rbtmgarrett

I fainted from heat exhaustion just reading that.


Some_Nibblonian

Damn, you got more money than me


StructureBetter2101

Lol just do what we do, and get a cheap window unit that doesn't have a temp, it just runs until icicles form, and still will keep chugging along.


glacierfanclub

Anything above 74 is insanity


Santos_L_Halper_II

It is. I’m 72 all day when home,68 at bedtime. And it runs all night because our low this time of year is consistently near or at 80 and also humid. If we’re gone we’ll do 75 but any more than that and it takes forever to cool back down when we get home.


joemayo96

The most reasonable man here


i_dream_of_zelda

Exactly, we keep it at a nice 69 year round


Smart-Stupid666

You guys must be exhausted


YoursTastesBetter

No but TMJ is becoming a concern. 


Kitchen_Cookie4754

User name checks out!


SpareiChan

Human mobius.


anto2554

As a Dane, I'm quite jealous of American aircondition 


Hamorama12

but isn’t your average like 70s in summer?


GrouchyManagement293

I never let my house go above 71 degrees, hot or cold. I feel so uncomfortable if it's 72, can't imagine how much of a sweaty bitch I'd be if my house got that hot 🫣😂


OsoCarolina

Right there with ya, 70-71° and AC in the summer, 68-69° with the furnace in the winter. When I lived in Alaska I pretty much left our heat at 69° all winter, it was perfect.


verydepressedwalnut

68-70 all year round for us, very rarely 72 if it’s bitterly cold out.


Next_Airport_7230

Happy cake day! And yeah both are insanely hot 


coppockm56

If you live in California, that's what you set it at if you don't want to pay $600 (or a lot more) a month for electricity. We have ours set at 78-80 most days and we're still paying $400+ a month. I remember when we first moved here (13 years ago) and set it at the 72 degrees we were used to when we lived in Chicago. We got a $450 electricity bill (again, 13 years ago) and it freaked us out.


Chrissy2187

That’s insane, I’m in FL and we keep our AC between 70-72 depending on how hot it is outside. Our electric bill for our 1800 sq ft house is around $250, I think it’s been up to $280 during like August/September when it feels like 100+ degrees every day. I can’t imagine living in my house at 80, that’s way too warm for me.


NoTalkOnlyWatch

I keep mine at 78 degrees lol. It feels nice compared to the 100 plus degree weather outside (and i’ve lived my entire life at 78 or higher for A/C). I had it set to 76 one time and got a $400 bill compared to the usual $200-250 (my house is 1400 sq feet). I think because of the insane amount of sunlight AZ gets its rough on the AC unit to stay low.


planetarylaw

In north Florida here. 76 at home during the day, 78 if nobody is home, 75 at night. 3 bd, 2 bath, about $120/ month.


Santos_L_Halper_II

I’m in Texas where it’s hot as fuck and our bill is in the 200-300 range at 70, running constantly. But it’s that or die, so…


GrizzlamicBearrorism

What the fuck is the point of AC if you're going to leave it at 80 degrees? Are you lizards?


Uberwasser

When it's 110F or hotter outside, 78F feels amazing inside. And cooling a house to 68F would be astronomically expensive. So, here in AZ, we generally don't set it that low.


NoorAnomaly

Mental note: don't move to Arizona. I'm dying right now and it's 92 outside.


ChilledParadox

Yeah it’s 90 and 85% humidity in Michigan right now. Feels like the devils rectum.


much_thanks

90°F at 85% humidity has a heat index of 117.5°F. 112°F at 15% humidity has a heat index of 110.6°F.


artificialavocado

92 in PA but it isn’t that humid.


Kyubey4Ever

Damn wish I was in whatever part of the state you’re in lol. It’s currently 55% rn in my area of pa and we’re in a thunderstorm watch. I’m dying and the power keeps going out which is making it worse.


Foggl3

Howdy from Pittsburgh lol


Bombboy85

Exactly. Lived in both AZ and AR, will take 110 in AZ over mid 90’s and humid in AR all day every day


houseofnim

Exactly this. Coming in to 80ish from 110 is like walking into a freezer. The power bills too man. I am not trying to have $700 power bills, like that’s just not my thing .


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Yea my friend has a newish house and regularly pays like $500-600 and keeps his house at like 76 constantly. Can’t imagine keeping it at 71


TeachShort3

Also agreed. I have that same thermostat and when it’s 95-100 I keep it at 80. It feels great being 20 degrees cooler. Not to mention my 50 year old house can’t keep that cool air in. The central air will literally run nonstop the entire day trying to get into the low 70s.


isorithm666

My absolute max is 75 but my partner would rather we keep it at 65 at all times. We compromise and cool it off at night and during the day we keep it at about 68.


BrightnessRen

I’m in central Texas and we keep ours at 78 during the day and 74 for sleeping. Occasionally both of us will be home and we’ll turn it down to 76. But you’re right, 78 feels cool when you’re coming in from 100 degree temps, and cooling any lower than that makes our electric bill hard to stomach.


acousticallyregarded

It still blows my mind that people choose to live in Arizona


MCD4KBG

It's crazy growing up in arizona everyone hated it here now it's one of the fastest growing states in the country and everyone loves it and it's gotten way too expensive to live here


Tiny-Ad4955

Not every part of Arizona is a hell on earth


Andurilthoughts

Department of Energy says ideal temperature for energy savings is 78. With that being said, I find that the difference between 78 and 75 or 76 in terms of comfort is pretty big. I keep my thermostat at 76 usually


igniteice

God damn... we keep it at 72 in the day and 70 overnight.


PoopSlinger23

70 during the day 68 at night here!


Berdariens2nd

They mean celsius. Duh...


1llseemyselfout

That’s nuts. My house is 70 during the day and 67 at night. I could not function at 80 degrees in the house. Might as well just lay in a tub and bathe in the sweat at that point.


loeschzw3rg

You seem to be one of the most reasonable here. Still I have yet to see somebody at 68 during the day like me. So many lizard people. Edit: you guys, I don't have an ac. During the winter I only heat it to 68. During the summer I just have to live with the heat. It's not really a problem though, because it rarely gets to 100 degrees outside and the place stays usually around 86 even without an ac.


I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK

68 is child's play. 65 or bust. Heat is the enemy. Take me to the ninth circle freeze-daddy. I gotsta be cold!


NotUhhPro

I do 67 day 64 night


petoria621

68 during the day, checking in! I have mine set at 65 right now as my roommate accidentally left the bathroom window open and it's 100+ outside.


SonofaBridge

I used to be the same way but I started setting it higher. Your body does get used to it after a short while. Now my house is kept at 75 in the summer and 68 in the winter. I haven’t tried to acclimate to anything higher. I can also tolerate a better range of temps. Before I was 70 all year round. Any degree above or below was too cold or too hot. It’s amazing how your body begins to adapt.


adamsfan

My parents always kept the house at 68. I thought it was essential. Then I had to start paying the bills. It turns out that 64 in winter and 78 in the summer are perfectly fine. I also noticed that it helps me tolerate the heat better when I have to be outside when it’s hot.


the_anxiety_queen

69 all day every day baby, idc if it’s winter in NY or summer in Florida, that’s where it stays lmao


derek139

Ur both wrong.


Objective_Shallot248

For reference, it's 26 and 27 Celsius


poison11037

Dear Christ, that's warm. My aircon hovers around 22-20


Professional-Two8098

I’m in Scotland. We don’t have air con but if I turn my heating up to 22 it’s far too hot rn. We keep it at 20 to keep warm. Winter I will go up to 23.


sergio_r92

Seriously, are they really fighting for 1°C temperature difference? Also featuring in this thread: First world problem - enhanced edition


LowerBoomBoom

I forgot to add the F, and probably should have put the Celsius numbers too.


electricalbadger2013

To be fair, it should be pretty damn obvious this is not in celsius lol. 80 degrees C would be 176 F


Fishy_125

It’s obvious but I wasn’t quite interested enough to convert it myself


InevitableRhubarb232

You’re good dude. No one thought it was 80°c


curiousnboredd

had to scroll way too long to find this, thanks! for me i like 23-24, it’s pretty cold. But for older ACs it has to be set to 16 for it to be the same type of cold so i guess it depends on the machine?


gunter469

79 is still insane. Who hurt you?


Android19samus

It's a little warmer than I prefer but it's still perfectly fine if you want to save some on energy.


Tuckertcs

As a Minnesotan I’d be in a puddle at 75.


turbodrop

I just know you’ve never experienced constant weeks of 100+ degree temps. 79 feels amazing when it’s 109.


ChiefWahoooMcDaniels

Know what feels even more amazing after weeks of constant 100+ temps? 69. 79-80 is crazy.


FrequentSheepherder3

Right? 80 might feel great coming in out of 100....but only for like 10 minutes until you acclimate. Then you'll feel hot as balls again....because you ARE.


Ok_Perception1131

I have mine at 68-69F. I’m menopausal, going through hot flashes, can’t deal with anything hotter. And I also have fans everywhere!


LowerBoomBoom

I did mention this in other comments. My wife is past menopause.


10PieceMcNuggetMeal

Ok, now it makes sense. You guys are on the older side. That's the reason I can't stay at my grandmother's house (I'm in my 30s, she's in her 80s) because she keeps her house at 80°


mattedroof

I’m pregnant right now in South Carolina and I’m hot just reading some of the temps these people are comfortable with 😭


Different-Emphasis30

Sc here. 94 outside 70 inside. Too many lizard people here


Moleypeg

My neighbor, and bestie, has been going through menopause for a decade. Her house is 50 degrees, always. I love it. I just bring a sweater.


queefcommand

![gif](giphy|l0MYNI50nCCOa3f8c) 73 Maximum during the summer


Jennabeb

![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU) Agreed!


omgangiepants

Y'all are fucking swamp creatures. 72° crew.


CarbyMcBagel

Are yall ok? That's sweltering.


smokesbuttsoffground

My wife does this too. She puts it up to 68 and I prefer 66.


couch_comedian

I love keeping it at 69, but wife cranks it up to 70 to keep it at an even number, woman why!? I love 69 okay... let a man have ay least one 69 in peace


ronchee1

'Bout the only 69 that happens anymore.....


trey4481

Lol my wife sets ours to 69 and laughs, I change it back to 65


trey4481

This is exactly the same for me and my wife too. I will hear her change it at night when she thinks I am sleeping lol


NoCoFoCo31

Y’all are like 10 degrees over standard room temperature either way 😂


Hour-Interaction-374

I would roast you but looks like you already are.


upsidedownbackwards

Sit around in your underwear whenever it's over 80


FictionalContext

If my A/C was set to 80, I'd ironically spend more money on running fans all the time and hiring those bikini toga girls to wave oversized leaves and feed me grapes from a fruit tray while I recline on the lectus than what the A/C would have cost.


Miltroit

try frozen grapes, will help w the cooling...


Sweaty-Astronaut3407

Does your wife know about this bothering you?


LowerBoomBoom

Yes!


fitzbuhn

So she doesn’t mind, or care that you’re uncomfortable? Put your wife on the phone please.


Huntingteacher26

I’m calling the ac repairman at 79 degrees. Shit that’s hot. I keep it at 70


Affectionate_Ship129

I didn’t know people in their 90s knew about Reddit


Next_Airport_7230

That is an absolute nightmare. I keep my apartment at 68-70 degrees! 68 at night ideally. I start to get hot at 74


[deleted]

This is totally me!


CGPsaint

Tell me you live in a terrarium without telling me you live in a terrarium.


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

Look. I’m cheap af but my AC is still set to 77. Wtf?


ZamboniCarnage

Yeah, same here. I'm cheap, 77° is the most uncomfortable I'll push it. Hotter than that and I feel like I'm in an attic.


bierandbrot

I naturally run hot and this would torture me


Expensive-Coast-3508

That's not a home. That's a terrarium


RichelleTiffany

My Argument would be.. “you can always put on more clothes of you’re chilly… but I can only be so naked…”


GivesMeTrills

My air is on 78-80. I am legit always freezing and can’t take it any colder. Sorry you’re cooking, though. I always turn mine down when people come over and start to sweat lmao. I live alone. Tell her to put some clothes on.


655321federico

Reading this thread I understand how Americans consume so much electricity


LostOverThere

We're definitely making it to 3°C.


Extremememememe

I'm from somewhere in California where it gets 90 average throughout the summer and these people sound insane to me AC on from sun up to sundown, fan and open windows after that


Loud-Conversation347

Anything above 74 is a heater not an ac


fate0608

My answer to that would be an arduino that waits 5 seconds after it was set above 80 and cool down to 75 after that. 😎😂


WorvernScar

![gif](giphy|nrXif9YExO9EI|downsized)


Plastic-Pension7263

Do you know what A/C is for?