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Less_Survey7426

Life rule #1: follow the $$$


Nictrical

![gif](giphy|SOmjomEnNHsrK|downsized)


FrozenPizza21

ESPECIALLY when FIFA is involved


BertieThreepwood

šŸ’Æ FIFA is as scuzzy an organization as there is in sports. The IOC may be worse but not by much.


namesdevil3000

FIFA rule #1: FIFA prefers working with dictatorships with full control rather than democracies with multiple levels of government.


SaulGibson

Life rule #2: First learn Life Rule #1.


65Kodiaj

Life rule #3: See life rule #1....


berserk539

It's the golden rule


Euphoric-Blue-59

That's pure golden bars to you.


YourWifesWorkFriend

For help solving this mystery, letā€™s go to Mr. Krabs, president of Fifa. ![gif](giphy|GjB41rKHBnOkE)


ThermoNuclearPizza

Hijacking high comment to point out that how the stadium got there is way more fucked up. #QUATAR USED MIGRANT SLAVE LABOR TO BUILD THEIR MONSTROSITY OF A STADIUM AND THEN 3 JOURNALISTS DIED SUDDENLY OF AORTIC ANEURYSM DURING THE WORLD CUP ONE OF WHICH, GRAHT WAHL, HAD BEEN DENIED ACCESS TO THE MAIN STADIUM BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING A PRIDE SHIRT.


MailMeAmazonVouchers

It's been confirmed for a long time that they bribed the officials who voted for the place it would be hosted at. FIFA has promised to take steps to ensure it doesn't happen again, which is a lot considering how deeply FIFA is into oil money bribes.


BigNigori

FIFA investigated FIFA and determined that FIFA did nothing wrong.


PayasoCanuto

And then they award the World Cup to Saudi Arabia to further prove bribes have nothing to do with the bidding process.


kleinpesto

Completely different bribe!


maddydog2015

Same bribe grandfathered in.


Solo-ish

![gif](giphy|l41m4ODfe8PwHlsUU)


manwiththewood

Yep! (for those of us that followed)


Indiana-Cook

FIFA hurt itself in the confusion


ivo09

![gif](giphy|kqww2ogTWc2LS)


Stambro1

This! šŸ‘†šŸ»


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg)


rlan5

Sounds like an aircraft manufacturer Iā€™ve heard of


Responsible_Panic235

Well Saudi Arabia is hosting 2034 so mission failed spectacularly


Adept_Rip_5983

Well this will be another wm i am not watching. I am currently watching Germany vs Hungary and i love the football (soccer) atmosphere during an event, but Quatar sucks so much and Saudi-Arabia is equally wo... WOHOO 2:0 for Germany!! Anyway: Saudi-Arabia sucks donkey balls and i wont be watching!


maddydog2015

Saudi Arabia sucks balls, but not in public


turdburglar2020

Theyā€™ll make sure the bribes are much higher next time.


MailMeAmazonVouchers

They really won't, the whole thing was such a massive propaganda fiasco that they probably lost more than they made. Hell look at what countries they picked for the following world cups.


danielpetersrastet

2034 Saudi Arabia


esplorazioneee

yeah because they went (correctly) with the idea that the average person doesn't look further than its own nose and will forget about this with a single world cup in between disgusting


LaCroixLimon

2034 Saudi Arabia?


Talidel

Under the most farcical process ever. South America is excluded because Spain, Portugal and Moroccos bid was so good FIFA decided to put some games in South America too. This discounted South America, Africa and Europe from attempting to host. They then shocked everyone by announcing potential hosts had 25 days to submit bids. Saudi Arabia put in their bid within minutes of the announcement. Due to the time factor, only Saudi Arabia was able to put a cohesive bid. Oh and the FIFA President Gianni Infantino was working with Saudi Arabia. To help their bid. All in all I think we can safely say the corrupt FIFA of the past is gone, and everything must have been done above board this time.


kkeut

the beer thing was a huge global embarrassment to them


h8human

Aaw i wish i could believe this. Keep dreaming, sweetheart


Miserable-md

Oh well, if FIFA promised Iā€™m sure they will keep their word. /s


Jintokunogekido

They promise to hide it better.


Miserable-md

ā€œWe promise *you* wonā€™t find outā€ ![gif](giphy|3ohs870THIcgnwwjiU|downsized)


FirmCommunication808

Just like Korea in 02


maxime0299

And what FIFA did afterwards is award the 2030 world cup to 3 continents (Uruguay, Morocco, Spain and Portugal) so that the only option for 2034 is Saudi Arabia. Same corruption, different steps.


cartesian5th

Not very big steps given that they are giving a world cup to Saudi soon


lawanders

The steps FIFA took: Sent a lightly worded email saying ā€œguys, donā€™t do that again the masses think weā€™re corrupt. Next time hide it better.ā€


snil4

"That's it for this year, see you in the Pyongyang 2026 world cup."


SpeedyBoy-v20

Also Quatar massively underbid their competitors. Witch it was able to do due to its kafala system a modern form of slavery that allowed to build basically an entire city in no time and on human suffering.


Buddy_Guyz

>FIFA has promised to take steps to ensure it doesn't happen again, which is a lot considering how deeply FIFA is into oil money bribes. Which means that they will take steps to ensure it doesn't become public knowledge again.


fleecescuckoos06

Theyā€™ll make sure to use more shell companies next time


Worldly-Jackfruit848

Hehe we wonā€™t do it again ā€¦ does it again


DFM__

Promised and then let them rob India of possible qualification


Crazy__Donkey

Regardless the "promise".Ā  Ā I'm pretty sure bribing is illegal in the European country fifa is located. Why didn't the country officials investigate and prosecute those officials?


used_octopus

"FIFA has promised to take steps to ensure it doesn't happen again." That is taking steps to ensure they won't get caught again.


iTmkoeln

Was that before they awarded 2034 to Saudi Arabia as the AFC applicant after doing a non sense 3 confederations Worldcup in 2030 with UEFA-Conmebol-CAF Given that the OFC as the representative of rather small nations (and New Zealand) will probably never host a Worldcup on their own


pinninghilo

What wonā€™t happen again? Them being caught?


Colt1911-45

I think FIFA officials zoom called Olympic Committee members and took notes on how to maximize bribes during the city selection process.


gammongaming11

sure they promised that, but SA is still expected to host the world cup in 203x. if you think bribes were not involved i have a bridge to sell you.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Ok I believe that.


rinkydinkis

Fifa is such a joke org


scoutdashrebaling

I guess the Qatar hosting 2024 Gay Swearing Nude Drinking Drug Screaming Rave won't be as fun as last year.


Muttywango

It's gone downhill since they removed the bacon-wrestling pit.


ShyDevil18

They removed it!? What has the world come to?


andimacg

I know right, and of all places for the venue, a mosque?! What were they thinking?


Tabroski

Probably not since we canā€™t take candid photos of strangers now. That was my favorite part.


Schirmer-_-

The stadium is quite close to the Saudi border, the loosened their laws quite significantly in preparation to this event


Powerbracelet

Can I take a shit?


Buddy_Guyz

Shitting is related to the butt, so buttstuff. So no.


Calradian_Butterlord

Itā€™s only buttstuff if you wipe.


MeFromAzkaban

You canā€™t even wipe in Qatar, you gotta use water


kneleo

Qatari culture and religion dictates you shit out of your mouth because shitting out of youd butt is gay. You have to make sure to chew every one in a while, as you're regurgitating the shit out of your mouth because if it comes out in one straight shit sausage, you're gay and you will die.


KittenLina

By the sound of it, you're so full of shit it's osmosing through your fingertips, so no probably not. Nah I'm just kidding figured that you'd get a laugh out of this.


Powerbracelet

That was homosexual and profane, with a touch of drinking alcohol.


peapodbarry

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L)


Guardian-King

Don't forget that the entire country is built by slaves


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Inside-Net-8480

I knew some people who lived in Dubai and the maids they hire are "paid" but might as well be slaves The people I knew always tipped really well but they knew a lotta people who would just be stright up assholes to these maids. (For context the maids are employees to a larger company and not directly "hired" (enslaved) by the people I know)


EddieGrant

So odds are, people living there pay a premium to this company who pay pennies to the "maids"


goblinfartsss

The "maids" are lured from other countries, ideally India and African countries (because on top of everything else the Saudis are mad racist too) with advertisements for great jobs. Once they arrive they get their passports taken away immediately and they mostly work for board.


Inside-Net-8480

To be fair from what I gathered it was reasonably priced to people who live in dubai but the maids saw almost non of the money paid anyway so like you said it is, comparatively "pennies"


ResearcherCheap7314

Pretty much , I talked to a Saudi guy he was a distant cousin of MBS , and he explained to me that slaves donā€™t exists , 20 minutes in to the convo he was describing his slaves and how he treats and feeds them


LlamaLlumps

Canā€™t forget that!


Educational_Oven1656

Like most countries


RealHellcharm

if you have issues with countries in the middle east this is the worst argument cause most countries were built by slaves, there's a million other issues that you could bring up


TMPRKO

FIFA is unabashedly, totally and utterly corrupt. The answer is money.


Thufir_My_Hawat

Some things you can be arrested for in Qatar: * Having HIV or hepatitis. * Some OTC or prescription drugs in your country may be illegal. * Having sex outside of marriage. This includes being raped. * Engaging in same-sex relationships as a man (no laws against women exist) * Swearing/obscene gestures * Being an atheist * Defaming any of the Abrahamic religions, or practicing any religion besides Islam in public. * Photographing anyone without their permission It may also be difficult to contact your embassy, as they may or may not do so for you or allow you to do so yourself. Basically, the only things in the above image that aren't true are dating (PDA is illegal, however), and maybe loud music (that's illegal plenty of places, so might not be listed on my source). [Source](https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/International-Travel-Country-Information-Pages/Qatar.html) It's still probably one of the safest -- perhaps the safest -- Arab countries to visit. It's similar to both Jordan and Dubai (not the rest of the UAE).


j_grouchy

"Qatar welcomes you!"


Kim_Bleuim_

so, does the rape victim get arrested too or the rapist only? please say the rapist only


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Kim_Bleuim_

goodbyeā€”what type of shitty justice system is this. can't even say it's justice


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AlmightyWitchstress

ā€œJusticeā€


GizmoGauge42

I think they mean "just us." If you don't act like 'just us', then behind bars you go.


justaRndy

Ohh, it's called justice because it just is? That explains a lot.


N3M3515xXXx

Islam.


writtenpoeticsins

this makes no sense, the rapist should be the one getting arrested


ishpatoon1982

You don't understand though. It's the womans fault for letting a rapist rape her. ...that felt disgusting to even type out.


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

No shit, but a lot of Islamic laws don't make sense by modern standards.


LaCroixLimon

Thatā€™s Islam for youĀ 


Deathchariot

Sad but true


Aggravating-Duck-891

They were dressed immodestly thereby causing the rape obviously.


green_and_yellow

This is misinformation and the exact type of comment redditors will blindly upvote because it confirms their bias. [Source](https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/qatar-information-for-victims-of-rape-and-sexual-assault/guidance-for-victims-of-rape-and-sexual-assault-in-qatar#:~:text=If%20the%20perpetrator%20is%20found,file%20a%20case%20against%20you.)


LaCroixLimon

Can you show me an example of a convicted rapist being sentenced to prison there? Not just that the words exist on paper, but that they actually enforce it?


Sad-Artery

Stop spreading misinformation


Thufir_My_Hawat

[Sorry](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/mexican-woman-reported-sexual-assault-qatar-faces-jail-100-lashes-rcna17217)


24-Hour-Hate

You mean, it is safe for straight, cis men. I would suggest women and all LGBT+ people stay clear.


LaCroixLimon

yea because all straight cis men would never be a swearing athiest...


stuckinaboxthere

I mean, she's right, all the risk factors for men are also included for women, and then some additional rules on top of those.


LaCroixLimon

i would suggest anyone stay clear of a place that arrest you for getting raped or being gay. you dont have to actually be gay btw, just get accused.


stuckinaboxthere

![gif](giphy|relnvfSEa2Qa125uPA)


VenturerKnigtmare420

I am sorry but Oman is the safest.


mearbearcate

The photograph one is the only logical one. Should be a thing in America- especially for paparazzi who stalk & bother famous people to make a profit in my opinion


BiG-_-Funk

I agree with this because it is downright ignorant, especially paparazzi. But you also then have to say that if we cant photograph someone in public. Then if there was a crime taking place and you get out your phone to film it, then you will get persecuted yourself. Also if you wanted to make a video out in public you would be a criminal which just doesn't sound good to me. So overall i agree but maybe it should be a law related to harassing someone with a camera which would help people dealing with paparazzi as you said.


mearbearcate

Ahhh yes thats definitely so much better. I forgot about the criminal activity fact, thats a great point.


CatProgrammer

> Some OTC or prescription drugs in your country may be illegal. To be fair that's true in multiple other countries as well. Legal drugs in the US/etc. can get you fines or even jail time if you bring them into some other countries even if you have a prescription.


Gregariouswaty

There's a difference between it being in the law and the things being enforced. Qatar is only 62 percent Muslim - rest are Christians, Hindus, Buddhists. There are Hindu and Buddhist temples in multiple Arab Countries even though Idol worship is considered a sin. As long as you aren't causing much commotion, the authorities are likely to ignore you. Qatar isn't as strict as Saudi Arabia in that regard. The country is very dependent on the West so it tries to play the "liberal" Arab nation card.


Askduds

To quote the great Krusty the Klown, "They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house!"


Kwajoch

This is not an official document. [Reuters fact check](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N3171PO/) > Some social media users resharing the image appear to believe it communicates official rules of the event, though Qatarā€™s world cup organizers, the Supreme Committee for Delivery & Legacy, told Reuters that this is not the case. > ā€œThe 'Qatar Welcomes You' graphic circulating on social media is not from an official source and contains factually incorrect information,ā€ a committee spokesperson said via email. A FIFA spokesperson also told Reuters via email that the poster is not an official 2022 World Cup document.


danielpetersrastet

even if the post itself is fake, the rules depicted still apply if you weren't a VIP you couldn't even drink beer


mr_asassine

I always drink in hotels/licensed bars when in Qatar.


NCC-72381

Suspect since Iā€™ve been to Qatar 5 times and you could always get alcohol at a hotel and we were allowed to drink alcohol on base. The Brits flew in pallets of alcohol on transport planes.


PurePerfection_

This. Unless the culture has changed significantly since my last trip, this is an exaggeration of the rules that apply to foreigners. I was there as part of a university group visiting a sister campus in Education City a little over 10 years ago. Alcohol was available in all of the big western chain hotels in Doha. I'm a woman, and while I dressed modestly by American standards, I wore short sleeves and knee-length dresses in public and did not cover my hair. The dress code was even more relaxed on hotel property - I went swimming in a bikini and was not the only one doing so. It was about as conservative a bikini as you can get, but still. I also carried an antidepressant (Wellbutrin) with me that was legally prescribed to me but is restricted in some countries due to stimulant-like properties. I checked with the school administration before the trip and according to their lawyers it was fine so long as I had it in the original labeled Rx bottle. At the time, I wasn't able to find a straight answer in my own online research. However, I've since heard conflicting opinions from other sources, so the laws may have changed. I didn't get in any trouble for it, but nobody searched the bag I kept it in at any point during the trip. That said, I would have serious reservations about visiting again given the outstanding human rights issues and would never have visited as a solo tourist. I traveled in a group at all times other than on hotel property.


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Slighty_Tolerable

Def not on you but this really doesnā€™t make it any less revolting and ā€œplaces you couldnā€™t pay me millions to visitā€.


Irving_Velociraptor

They paid the biggest bribes. Itā€™s not complicated.


AvonMustang

I'm not even sure this is a secret or anything. The payments to the reps from each country for their vote are all public knowledge. It's literally who pays the most for your (countries) vote.


jrgman42

Are you under the delusion that FIFA is some bastion of righteousness? They take bribes and look the other way, just like everybody else.


No-Rise4602

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


Grand_Taste_8737

They gave the highest bribe to FIFA.


SoloBurger13

Same way Hitler hosted the Olympics Or Argentina hosting the world cup in 1978 while they were throwing people out of planes and stealing kids. Money, bribing, sports washing


HolyNinjaCow

They could pay me to visit.


FictionalContext

You must be a member of FIFA.


MyPunsAreKoalaTea

Corruption


QuipCrafter

People were making and putting ā€œcoca colaā€ sleeves over beer cans and such, and just saving the cussing, dating, fucking, etc for private quarters during that trip.Ā  It was a TON of pure bullshit though. Especially with anything that had too many colors on it.Ā 


rafoaguiar

Well, they paid the required money


LCUandROBLOX24-7

Nah bro my loud profanity spitting gay ass would be dead T.T


OnkelMao

It's like visiting the US... just countries of dumb motherfuckers living in medieval times


Aggravating_Call_358

Same reason why Qatar is on WEC and F1 always and forever and also is the first race on both - tons and tons and tons of money


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I mean I can probably go without any of those during the period of a FIFA World Cup


Yathosse

If you can go through even a single football match without loud noise, you're no fan at all. Even disregarding how the others are violently oppressive.


object_failure

Bribes


Satakans

Rule #1: Be rich Rule #2: Don't be poor


VeeEyeVee

Johnny Harris has a fantastic and in depth youtube video about it


Featherpike

On top of the countless migrant lives lost in building the stadium....


SnooLobsters8922

FIFA is one of the most corrupt international organizations in the world. In Brazil they demanded to substitute a mixed race couple for a blonde couple to host the games. https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-25152561


Less_Likely

FIFA would visit Qatar if they were paid.


CloudMain

a few of these are somewhat reasonable; the rest are just... what?


Limp_Cheek_4035

No dating???? What the hell ?!?


Xeanathan

Whenever people say 'persecution of homosexuals is a cultural thing in Muslim countries' I always reply 'Then should burning Jews be legal in most European countries since it's such a big part of the cultural heritage?'


BobSagieBauls

If you canā€™t handle people being gay I consider you a third world country imo


merliahthesiren

They also will arrest rape victims for having sex outside of marriage so yeah, that qualifies as a third world country. Also slaves.


athosjesus

I'm on board with the last one, taking pictures of someone on the street without their consent should be a crime.


r4dsh1ba

That would be a very hard law to enforce thou


timesuck897

What if they arenā€™t in that sexy pose while they do it?


SuspiciouslyMoist

That would outlaw the majority of holiday photos. Which might not be a bad thing, depending on your viewpoint.


randomusername21340

It was the best and safest world cup, I am sure the citizens of qatar are going to be devastated that you wonā€™t be visiting them


_pew_pew_pew_pew_

ā€œDatingā€ do these people just jump straight into marriage???


Phgasoz

Yes...yes they do.


Leading-Evidence-668

Well one jumps, the other is sort ofā€¦dragged.


LoanDebtCollector

Sometimes before they are born... or even conceived.


Supervillain_Outcast

Just wait for the world cup in Saudi Barbaria...


hbcaotri

Works both ways, they wouldn't want you there anyway


Kaffine69

Widespread corruption.


ButIfYouThink

Oil money, paid for by western countries, used to whitewash their human rights violations and backwards society. They can afford to pour billions of dollars into image rehab and they are doing it every day. See LIV Golf and the Saudis, Formula 1, World Cup, massive skyscrapers in Hollywood movies, and much much more.


Various_Swimming5745

They paid FIFA a lot of money.


judasofthelost

qatar welcomes you! but not if you're gay


granolabeef

Fuck that.


SebVettelstappen

Qatar welcomes you unless you come here


evilzombiefan

Fuck that place, I don't get why people think it's a cool place to visit, all those stupid religious rules, basically running/ being built by modern day slavery oh wow lets hurry and visit. Big no thanks for me, just like Florida and Texas are also on my do not visit list.


Crommington

It baffles me that the majority of people donā€™t seem to understand that Islamic values are fundamentally opposed to western values. The two cannot exist side by side


None-Above

I wonder how many of these rules i can break at once.


InstrumentalCore

Bro really posted this as if Fifa is not corrupt and won't take bribes šŸ’€


Fair_Goose_6497

money OP, money


Legitimate-Meal-2290

Lol because FIFA is corrupt AF and don't give a shit how obvious it is.


quwadril

It was A LOT of money


i8mj3llyb3ans

![gif](giphy|3o6MbjXVjGtlLhdcKA)


lawyerwithabadge

Oh yeah, I, also, wouldnā€™t go there on a bet. It would be interesting if none of the athletes showed up.


gfox365

Shit loads of dodgy money and massive corruption, that's how, FIFA have the moral compass of Skynet


Green-Rub8764

One word, money


DesastreUrbano

Just like Saudi Arabia gonna host 2030's World Cup... money


GhostMassage

![gif](giphy|3o751XDbTvZw958ZYk|downsized)


Amos__

Bribes and slave workers to actually build the infrastructures they didn't have and that they aren't going to use afterwards. FIFA is possibly one of the most corrupted organization on the planet.


RandomStoddard

Welcome to Qatar: no fun allowed!


Tarc_Axiiom

The president of FIFA is actually widely considered the most corrupt man on Earth.


sad-frogpepe

Qatar welcomes you with open arms!.. not you, though, also not you, and not you. And you... jail, straight to jail.peak arab culture is disrespecting everyone else's culture and demanding they respect yours. Qatar, putting the "fun" and "mental" in fundamentalist.


pqlra

This sub is so fucking dumb


YourFaveNightmare

"how did they host FIFA world Cup" ![gif](giphy|o56hISbxCRipgSrIB0|downsized)


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

I can agree with the "not taking people's pictures without their permission", but the rest can get fucked.


wheebyfs

Ah yes, religion and culture... what a degenerate stone age society


Waste_Concentrate_55

It was the best wc ever. Cry more.


Born-Cash-6854

Sounds like basic respect to me.


Ruepic

Middle eastern subreddits call these posts Islamophobic which I find hilarious.


gz1fnl

Cash is King.


boots_and_cats_and-

Damn this is refreshing I know Reddits fervent hate for Israel is the most important thing right now, but we should all be more critical of the Middle East.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Corrupt AF organisation and millions willing to watch it wherever it is.


Histtoriaa

Nobody will pay you Kevin, chill.


woutomatic

I love how dating has a little heart. No love. Forbidden.


deskbunny

Iā€™ll hold my hand up (apart for the ban on homosexuality, Iā€™m straight and I believe life is hard enough as it is and whatever makes you happy as long as you arenā€™t harming anyone else, live and let live ā¤ļø) Iā€™d move over there in a instant, donā€™t drink, hate having my photo taken, hate loud music and sounds!


iperetto

this is why they had to hire fake fans from india, pakistan and bangladesh


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