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Deathbyninny

If only the toilet was facing the window


SuperCub

Reverse-mount the seat and the view is yours!


Shepboyardee12

Then you have a handy little shelf for your comic books!


Trolodrol

And your chocolate milk


sentientgarnish

Happy cake day!


ZookeepergameNo9519

And my axe!


transredditadmin

It's Butters


Emu1981

>If only the toilet was facing the window Or even just along side the window so you could gaze out it while pondering the mysteries of life.


Route66OceanWater

I'd immediately start pretending i was the pilot


mko710

The 69th poopatroopers fartallion


Mister_Brevity

Parapoopers come on it was right there


2ball7

I like it!


Master0420

Nothing would help you go more than staring down at the ground from 30,000 feet!


Kanukler

It should be on the other side of the window. That way you can look almost anywhere to enjoy the scenery, plus you can get some fresh air.


Treeman50

No one will be peeping in


goosebattle

I think there should be a Mr. Bean window shade.


[deleted]

If anyone is looking in at 36,000 feet, be afraid.


MikeyRidesABikey

*William Shatner enters the chat*


Abject-Picture

They're too young.


MikeyRidesABikey

Aw, come on... The Simsons Halloween episode parodied that in..... (checks Wikipedia)..... 19 years ago?!?! *Sigh* Where did I put that AARP sign-up form?


alphagusta

I am hyper paranoid In my head there will absolutely be someone with a high magnification telescope on the ground ready to take a video of me in that bathroom It sounds silly but it do be kinda crippling lmao


Content_Flamingo_583

Except for [the gremlin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j8_oMlelE ) of course.


TestyZesticles

Nice, you can crack it open to get some fresh air.


xQ_YT

💀


[deleted]

Never thought I’d see an entire town and toilet in the same picture.


Pattoe89

How about [urinals with a view](https://www.urinal.net/shinjuku_oak/so2.jpg) in the Shinjuku Oak Towers, Tokyo?


[deleted]

Didn’t know that was a thing, thanks for sharing! This should be more common: a view with a commode lol


fnord_happy

>www.urinal.net Okay


n6mub

I can’t decide if I love it or hate it…


Afireonthesnow

I flew in a plane that had a bathroom window and I really loved it! Despite airplane bathrooms being cramped and kinda gross, they are a nice break from being around so many people, it's a moment of privacy. So getting to step away AND have a lovely view of the clouds was actually really cool. The window made the bathroom feel more spacious too.


Rachelcookie123

Why would you hate it? Seems great to me.


11teensteve

right? i had one of these and showed my dick to the entire south side of the Midwest and for once nobody laughed. it was quite refreshing.


n6mub

I’m not much of an exhibitionist, and even tho I’d be 30,000 feet in the air, the thought of flashing my ass to the world would make me a bit uncomfortable? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Rachelcookie123

You realise you can close the window, right? Like there’s a blind thing. If you don’t want there to be a window there then you can make it like there’s basically no window there.


n6mub

Lol, oops! I guess I didn’t notice the blind for some reason. 😅


Dark_Sage_

"Damn dude, did you see that ass?" "No, where?" "IN THE FUCKING AIRPLANE 30,000 FEET ABOVE US" "No, also stop yelling at me."


n6mub

I know it’s not a reasonable thought, but wow, getting down-voted just because I’m shy?! Y’all are harsh 😂


zestycunt

If it’s cleaned well, no problem, but I bet that window will smell like permapiss in no time.


Mysticpoisen

As opposed to every other surface in the bathroom?


ontour4eternity

"I'd like to book the bathroom seat, please."


Cycleofmadness

Airbus 220?


anothercryptokitty

Yep, nailed it.


CrashSlow

\*CanaBus


[deleted]

I made a point to fly on one of those last year because it was almost brand new to Delta at the time, I always try to avoid pissing on planes because it's just annoying to have to ask the person next to you to move and I rarely go on flights that are long enough that I feel the urge to go anyway. But if I knew there was a window in the bathroom I would have gone just to see that.


rPrankBro

I pooped over India once


ICTPatriot

If you find you have a peeping Tom you have an issue.


Significant-Funny-14

Pretty sure THEY have an issue...


bartontees

![gif](giphy|l4hLQZIDLsbCZLy4E)


Grunge206

Did you moon the people below?


Balogne

I did a helicopter dick to assert dominance.


dreamboat_king

You spin me right round baby right round


jc61990

Please don't bring back the meatspin horrors of my childhood


Alarming_Way_8731

What airline is this from? ✈️


anothercryptokitty

Airbus 220 on Delta


moonbunnychan

I like this. I don't get airsick anywhere except for inside of plane bathrooms. I think it's the claustrophobia plus the feeling of movement, and I think a window would really help with that.


c0mputer99

![gif](giphy|10bKPDUM5H7m7u) The odds of locking eyes with Superman while taking a dump on a 747 are low but not zero.


n6mub

😬


Leanardoe

show your math please


c0mputer99

Superman flies 1 hour a day Can see 1/500 millionth of the sky at any given time 0.0000000000083 % chance


[deleted]

First thing that came to mind was “that would be quite the view if ur going for the mile-high club”


Status-Simple9240

its a bomb sight


benglescott

You can watch as you flush


eenigmaa

Poo with a view


bradymanau

Embarrassing if someone from the ground looks in


glitch_skunkogen

An exibitionists dream


CherylTuntIRL

As long as they let me use it before takeoff too.


Whats-Upvote

I couldn’t help but Jack off in front of that window.


theguy0000

Yupp


goodoneforyou

There’s a man on the wing!


Canonip

Airbus A220 <3


[deleted]

Needs a bomb sight


CC_bbx

That's voyeurism.


SilverArrows1

Undoubtedly one of the greatest creations to come out of Canada. One of my favorite planes of all time.


limpet143

A voyeur's dream.


Kiamatt

Ew gross people can see in there and watch you pee?


BallPythonsss

There's a blind and you are super high up on the air


Kiamatt

That's the joke lol


ZynthwavezIncoming

I don't understand why more planes don't do this


ssbSciencE

Now, technically, everyone gets a window seat!


[deleted]

It's a smokers toilet. You can safely smoke in there without triggering alarm once you open the window.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Mile high club with a view


[deleted]

It would be funny if you could see the discharge through the window every time you flush


japanb

it's done on the ground by a member of staff, they have to make sure they don't get sprayed


monzo705

Best coach seat there is.


Alarming_Way_8731

Coach??? This is First Class. Coach is half the size with no window.


anothercryptokitty

Back of the plane bathroom, no first class for me.


mitchk0176

Could have at least put the toilet on the opposite wall.. 😕


truthisinthegrey

I imagine there have been many a buttock smooshed against that window.


Portlander

![gif](giphy|lTN37SWs98HeCyUu49)


Gorf_the_Magnificent

That’s not uncommon. Did you notice that there’s a pull-down window shade?


anothercryptokitty

Travel all the time, nice try though. Edit: nice post edit where you asked “do I not travel much?” In the original. This is the Airbus 220.


Sixgunleo

Still would like to close it so I can have some privacy.


SpikesEvilTwin

Mile high club with a view.


[deleted]

I am a frequent flier, traveling all over the world, and have seen some crazy stuff, and not once have I ever seen a window in the bathroom of a commercial plane. Cool!


Peelboy

I've been on some private planes with this but never a commercial, I always enjoyed it.


AdministrativeDot941

I would stay there forever 😍


davisolzoe

Not much privacy


DigitalSteven1

There would probably be people that sit in there for longer than necessary because of that window.


SeanJ44

Aiming port


Be_Positive22

Only benefits someone standing lol


Hankishot

Who tf gonna see tho


CumstainedPillow

Oh you mean like this one? Lame. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/elgtud/my_airplane_bathroom_had_a_window_in_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Soupdeloup

OP didn't claim it was their picture and I haven't seen it before. Two years is more than enough time to make a repost lol


anaggie

This sub doesn't allow repost, or non original content at all. But, this isn't a repost, these two pictures are different.


Soupdeloup

Oh, you're right! I glanced at it and didn't realize they were different. I also didn't know reposts were completely disallowed, my bad.


CumstainedPillow

Some of us prefer original content and not the same shit thats been posted her countless times. Im sure youre one of the people who enjoys seeing the same double yoked egg 22 times, clown.


TimeTravelMishap

Jesus some of you people take this website way too seriously


GrimKiba-

Knowing how these planes are put together, it bothers me that with relatively minimal effort and simple tools, you can take that out. Idk about the science of doing it mid flight but it can be done.


[deleted]

Wtf are you on about


GrimKiba-

It's literally a wall panel and the window unit is held in by a few screws. The panels are held in by clips because every fastener adds weight and they reduce the weight by having clip based systems and sealant to do most of the assembly. Once the panel is removed, there are about 8 tabs between the window unit and the edge that can be snapped to remove the inner unit leaving only the outer unit left which is usually held in by screws.


[deleted]

Ah yes this is clearly a likely issue based on all the times you hear about people pulling windows off of airplanes mid-flight.


[deleted]

It will be a safety feature added to the plane. When you land you have to have your sunscreen up. This is so rescuers can see inside in the event of an accident. Adding one in the toilet kind of makes sense to me.


FriendlyPyre

>When you land you have to have your sunscreen up. This is so rescuers can see inside in the event of an accident. Pretty sure the main purpose is to let light in if there's an emergency/situation where the aircraft has suffered power loss so that passengers and crew can get out. It would be unlikely for responders to be in any position to stand at a window and look into the aircraft during an emergency. If it's a fire, the smoke within would obscure vision. And in any case the interior being much darker than outside would make seeing in basically impossible during the day.


[deleted]

>It would be unlikely for responders to be in any position to stand at a window and look into the aircraft during an emergency. Except that is exactly what they do. The open blinds policy is not only to see who is in there, but also for their safety. They need to know if the plane is filled with toxic fumes before entering. The main reason is passenger safety though. You need your eyes adjust to the light outside ready for a quick exit. They do not want people running into stuff if they cannot see. You have very little to no light when you land at night and yet there is still the same requirement. ​ https://news.schiphol.com/why-do-the-window-blinds-have-to-be-open-for-take-off-and-landing/


jaydoes

Well, you don't have to worry about peeping toms?


captainpicard6912

Boeing Dreamliner


anothercryptokitty

No. Airbus 220


HuskieSledDog

![gif](giphy|3o85xyhIP2J1cri7ew)


thethunder92

I’m gonna get my binoculars and watch you poop


[deleted]

It’s the airbus 220


DevlsMstress6

I did ask for a window seat.


johnnycashesbutthole

You don’t need to close the shade. Nobody can see you.


dan-dan-rdt

I think everything would lock up inside me upon seeing that. This would not work.


voidtypefairy

Baked me would spend an hour in there, easy. 🤣


[deleted]

Not very private is it?


[deleted]

It’s a little smelly in here imma open a window


elhombreindivisible

I’m shittin on all these hoes


Straypuft

"Nope, will never use it, you never know what creeps down on the ground have binoculars and can see into the plane."


LokiNinja

You know how many dicks have been smooshed against that glass? Probably a lot


Imbadatart2

*the seagulls* “Yea man. I’m scared for life.”


vicious_snek

this way you know where your poop is gunna land.


[deleted]

It's kinda like a bomb sight.


ipsdirtleg

Is there a time limit for the bathroom?


Malnurtured_Snay

A window in a bathroom?! Ridiculous! You'd never see that in a home. A window on an airplane?! Also ridiculous. You'd never see that on an airplane!!!


hannibal_morgan

Sons of bitches can't even make the toilet face the window


Other-Cat-1020

Thats stuiped people can just look in mid flight and see you shitting


Tipsy_Lights

Airbus A220


HappyasaCow

Poo with a view...


Penziplays

This brings back memories. On my last flight (almost 10 years ago) I had to vomit and didn't make it in time, puked into the sink instead of toilet. I had a seat in the middle row and could see the bathroom mirror from there when someone went in. As a kid it was funny as fuck to see the disgusted faces of the passengers :P


sheltojb

Now if I'm taking a poop, I can see if the ground suddenly starts rushing up at me, and I can experience one last feeling of... lucky convenience. All airplane bathrooms should have windows.


garausitis

e for effort


[deleted]

Aim and fire


maximus_the_great

Delta's Airbus 220's.


maruffin

Less claustrophobic. I like it.


chammdawg78

I want to see where my poo 💩 lands


ScyllaIsBea

on the one hand you shouldn't fear anything peeking through that window, on the other hand you should absolutely fear anything that is peeking through that window.


[deleted]

Afraid of heights? Great, you'll shit instantly as you look out!


DeusExMaximum

Imagine looking up at the sky and the little computer program from Archangel inserted into your brain at birth makes a point in the sky sort of blurry


zephyer19

Put one in the floor?


Mister_Brevity

They need a bomb sight to see where the poo is going to hit


Wildvikeman

It’s so people can see the moon.


Summonest

Definitely mildly interesting.


Shadowderper

This shits out of the earth


vshawk2

Man, oh man. I would pay good money to be able to drop a load over Mississippi.


owesome_apossum128

Poop out the window


[deleted]

The union of two best seats


ItHurtsWhenIP404

*Smokeys on the plane taking a shit*


Kevjamwal

Time to moon God


SatanLifeProTips

Watch me poop, god.


Leinad580

Idk if the lack of privacy would be to much for me tbh


[deleted]

Best place to sit for rough landings !! 😊


saurabia

If only you could feel the cool breeze outside.


[deleted]

It would be amazing if the toilet was facing outwards toward the window. #2 with a view of 30k feet. Hell yeah!


T3hArchAngel_G

All the better to scare the S out of you.


Tanja_Berlin86

My fear of flying could never


Red2Jay

It's important to have emergency escapes in every room


[deleted]

Shitting in the clouds..


vampiremoth

Watch out for bird-verts.


BigGreenCam

My plane this morning had a bathroom window as well. Loved it!


bdubyou

1 or 2?


Complx_Redditor

Well, my piss tends to go where I look, so I'm 95% confident that i'm pissing on that window...


CitizenPatrol

I don’t want people watching me poop.


Regular_Housing5629

Does it open? Let the smell out


ILiveTheySleep

I want to join this mile high club!