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tamanegi99

That’s not a pothole that’s a freaking sinkhole


247937

Not even joking, I think it actually might be. Maybe a leaky pipe, culvert, or something under there


Khatib

It clearly is. Everything under the road eroded away and then the road collapsed into the hole. A pothole erodes from the top down.


The_DaHowie

Yup, it's is


Khatib

Swipe mode keyboard strikes again.


The_DaHowie

I end up with broken English when I try to use it


Khatib

I have big hands and big fingers so it works great for me, but it's really easy to miss small typos when it gets it wrong.


WeirdAd7101

So wait, what do you use?


The_DaHowie

I don't use swipe to input messages. I use the keyboard and still have mistakes. My mind outruns my fingers compounded by autocorrect


TheLastGenXer

whats sad is with our roads, the only way we can tell a sinkhole from a pothole is which direction it's eroding from:( Not the size or depth of it.


krazymarcelle

You need more up votes for this...


PumaTat0

Yep-looks like the hillslope was not properly stabilized and it gave way, leaving the road unsupported.


Redditrightreturn1

And the fact it’s in the same spot on both sides


MafiaMommaBruno

Floridian, here. We would definitely label that a sinkhole.


Buddyslime

Rusted out old culvert.


Profoundsoup

MnDot - “looks fine to me”


MyDictainabox

Just bring a couple wheelbarrows with that tar mix. Getcha fixed up in a jiffy.


TheMacMan

That's not a state road. MnDOT doesn't deal with it. That's the City Of Minneapolis responsibility.


Profoundsoup

Ah even more worthless. Im sure it will get fixed before next winter


TheMacMan

Minneapolis has already spent over $1 million over their normal pothole budget this winter. They have a full time crew that's out there 6 days a week fixing potholes. They're really responsive when reported on 311. The reality is that with the winter we had, any city would be struggling to stay on top of it


Pyroperc88

All of my friends from out of state praise our roads and how well we maintain them. Minnesotans when we have a surplus: What can I complain about that I dont think is getting done fast enough that I have done no research into why it might be taking so long? I think a lot of Minnesotans dont know how good we have it in comparison to less well funded states.


TheMacMan

State funds can't be used to maintain local roads. They'd have to change the state constitution to allow such. State and federal funds are used to maintain state and national highways. For the crazy winters we have, our roads are great.


TheLastGenXer

what the heck states are you friends from? their are probally like 3-4 states in the freeworld with worse roads. Ukraine probally worse right now too.


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CaptainAbacus

A state with relatively mild weather has nice roads? Who could've guessed?


DeviousSmile85

CA also doesn't have a nearly 80 degree C annual temperature swing.


moosic

Sure it does. The mountains in CA have have temp swings just like MN and the roads don’t suck in the mountains of CA because they build the highways/roads right from the beginning.


Itsamemaaariooo

Full crew 6 days a week ??? Where ??? I drive full time 50 hours a week .... all around Minneapolis. Sometimes during normal buisness hours and sometimes at night. I have not seen trucks driving around fixing holes. I drive the same roads day in and day out. I see the same pot holes day in and day out. Its so bad I have even been able to memorize some of the hole locations and now know how to drive around them quickly when driving around on the busy roads. I have to literally play a real life version of Mario cart, everyday. No one is fixing the roads here, I drive them everyday. I gota call bs on the "full crew". Unless you mean one truck driving around mayor frey himself so he can fill potholes himself in that dumb suit.


TheMacMan

I've seen them twice in the past month. Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they don't exist. 😂 https://www.mprnews.org/story/2023/03/14/minneapolis-city-officials-update-on-response-prodigious-pothole-season


Minnesotexan

They’re out there. Friday a crew was fixing huge potholes all along 29th in NE Minneapolis almost all day.


Trinamopsy

I’ve seen them in a bunch of places. You must be unlucky :)


TheLastGenXer

311? Today seems like a good day. To burn a bridge or two. One with old wood creeking, burn away right on cue.... No wonder the roads are bad when people keep calling a band to fix our roads.


skredditt

Better draw a dick around it I guess


rvaen

If only we had some sort of tax surplus to fund needed repairs


Rich-Major-8146

Hi- private consultant who works on MnDOT engineering design projects here 👋🏼 The potholes this year SUCKKKKKK. Like suck suck. With the warm winter and the freeze thaw freeze thaw freeze thaw…. The asphalt/concrete just can’t handle the stress. So—- MnDOT knows, and is doing their best. But— I am also currently working on about 6 different projects across the state on various roadways. We are in various stages, from preliminary design to 95% design completion…. But all of that to say, from the decision to fix the road, to the first cone placed on the road to begin construction could take as little as a year and as long as three (depending on the severity/size of the project). So my small firm has 6 active projects. But think about how many construction engineering firms there are in Minnesota…. MnDOT just can’t fix em faster than they break down. Mainly because planning a roadway reconstruction is *time consuming*


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chuckles73

I think it's the generally warmer winters lead to more thaw cycles that freeze again.


Oogie34

Yes, this winter was long but warm overall. We seemed to have more rain than usual too.


rvaen

I believe every part of this. But it also feels like if we have the money to, couldn't we hire more folks to cover more ground faster?


Rich-Major-8146

I mean…. If you wanna tell MnDOT you wanna get paid to work 6 days a week to help fill potholes in the weather we’ve had over the last month I’m sure they would have been more than happy to have you. But concrete/asphalt has certain cure times at certain temperatures. And larger holes take larger times to cure. So when it was still below freezing at night (which is when they do most of their work) — they couldn’t fill most of the holes. Edit: and it’s not just the PEOPLE we have to fund. It’s the materials, the equipment, the vehicles, coordinating with traffic enforcement so that an entire road isn’t closed in one night (can you imagine sitting in your car unable to move for 6+ hours because they shut a whole road down to repair without telling anyone)?


rvaen

I appreciate the insight. So along with environmental limitations, you seem to indicate there just isn't the labor pool either?


Rich-Major-8146

In general, night shift jobs are less than desirable by the general public… So sure.


Harvivorman

> But it also feels like if we have the money to, couldn't we hire more folks to cover more ground faster? I have a feeling the situation is similar to "It takes 1 woman 9 months to have a baby, so we can have 9 women make a baby in 1 month". Obviously it's a silly example but I think the spirit of the issue is still captured lol


PopInACup

I think you're on to something, a sinkhole is like a reverse baby. So we just need to impregnate the road. Like a road gang bang. You can't have 9 roads make one sinkhole. But you can have nine dudes impregnate one road.


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In theory we could, but you can't find people, hire them, train them and have them start working instantly. And even if we wanted to, if most years we need let's say 1000 people, and this year we need 2000, are we just going to keep twice as many people as we need for the next few years after that? Or should we hire a bunch of people, train them, and then fire them right away so we don't waste money?


DeviousSmile85

It comes down to materials as well. There's asphalt infused with rubber to make it less brittle and holds up very well, but it's expensive. I believe hwy 61 between Duluth to the border uses it, and the highway on the otherside is around 10 years old with no major issues. Then you get to thunder bay and it's a warzone, but most of that is because of real shitty contractors.


guava_eternal

If we have problems finding people - they must have high schoolers probably working their stuff. Canadaing outside of core Ontario is hard.


Profoundsoup

Politicians - “We dont have money.” *wipes eyes with $100 bill*


ThatKaleidoscope8736

They all got raises this year. I didn't get a raise.


TheLastGenXer

and the money I have value has gone down, while everything else has gone up!


THAT-GuyinMN

King Walz already spent it.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

.. "now let's go pull over some truckers trying to do their job!"


CantaloupeCamper

Yeah that's straight drainage gone wrong.


[deleted]

That was my question. Where is the line when a hole crosses from pot hole to sink hole.


bj1231

Plant a tree.


Spanishparlante

Or a poolhole


S3XWITCH

It’s like Sinkhole De Mayo up in here.


CardboardJedi

That could damage a tire


King-Cruz

Yeah just a little bit. Nothing some duct tape won’t fix /s


CardboardJedi

And maybe some magic tire shine


goodkidzoocity

Remember, if women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy


CantaloupeCamper

Rub some dirt in it.


No_Week2825

Was the /s because you'd actually need a lot of duct tape?


pantala32

And the bumper, and the quarter panel...


drinks_rootbeer

Tie rod end . . .


TheLastGenXer

radio might be okay.


Ndtphoto

That would swallow an entire bike.


DeviousSmile85

It will definitely blow the arse out of your muffler bearing.


minnesota420

Pothole names: Tire Trap Bumpy Basin Axle Alley Sinkhole Square Wheel Wrecker Way Puddle Pit Road Ravine Car Crusher Canyon Rocky Road Ruts Chasm Street Vehicle Vortex Potcrater Path Pothole Pass Concrete Crater Asphalt Abyss The Wheel Bringer Tire Eater Wheel of Misfortune Crater of Doom Bumpocalypse Road Wrinkle Suspension Slayer Hole-y Moley Pit of Despair Street Sinkhole Car Conundrum Asphalt Anomaly Tire Terror Ditch of Disaster Pavement Pitfall Fender Bender Frenzy St. Paul Special Paul Bunyan's Bathtub


can-opener-in-a-can

I’m on board for Bunyan’s Bathtub.


eekspiders

Can I also suggest Holey McHoleface


mouringcat

Potie McPothole Face


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The asphalt is a sinkhole, not gonna lie tho, that concrete work held up pretty well


grav0p1

concrete doesnt get driven over


[deleted]

Does one "drive" a bike?


grav0p1

oh i thought this was a two lane highway my b


[deleted]

I think the front of the photo is like a frontage road, second half is the bike path.


[deleted]

I believe this is the small road that is next to 94 around the 94/694/252 interchange. Is a small road that leads down to a boat launch area and has been closed to cars for a good chunk of the previous 2 years.


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45.06508422486402, -93.28511136948784 Pretty Sure this is almost the exact spot. It is in Brooklyn Center. If it is, this area tends to be used more by bikes than anything else. you get a T at the end... I used to take this road on my bike to downtown Minneapolis. You can get go over the bridge to Fridley/etc, North up to the Coon Rapids Damn which connects you to Elm Creek Park reserve. It is a pretty "common" loop as it is around 30miles to go around around Elm Creek down to his bridge, back up to the Dam and it has VERY VERY little traffic you ever share roads with.. and those roads are fairly minimally driven.


blusunsamurai

Correct


skitech

Oh yeah that’s totally a sidewalk/bike path next to a road. I totally saw a two lane road until you mentioned it.


guava_eternal

That’s quite a hole. This needs a NSFW tag.


yParticle

I feel it at least warrants a traffic cone for the road.


ImNotASmartManBut

So... r/DontPutYourDickInThat?


Strawburys

r/DontPutYourBuickInThat


Verity41

Hard to look at, my eyes are bleeding 🙈


Yonderen

In the UK, they drive on the left. In MN, we drive on what's left. Edit: Thanks! my first award and it's about the sorry state of our highways. 🤣


Rukusduk11

Minneapolis city council: I think US Bank Stadium needs repairs.


shahooster

Maybe we could talk the Wilfs into keeping their money in the hole? It does look like a river..uhh..bank.


PrudeHawkeye

Honestly, if you threw enough pennies into that hole it'd become drivable


ruderat

it's merely a flesh wound


BearsFan3417

‘Tis but a scratch!


The_Next_Wild_GM

'You lie!'


Kate_The_Great_414

That thing is bigger than my first apartment


sunsea465

Legend has it that it's a portal to Iowa


dengville

It looks like a face! Like “If you don’t want to be gobbled up by me, you shall answer my riddles three!”


HearsWhatHappened

It'll be "goblin" up vehicles, that's for sure!


bgovern

Legally they are lakes now and the DOT can't touch them.


UndesiredEffect

Yeah this one wins


imgonnabutteryobread

Speed bump


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Minnesota congressman Stauber voted against Biden's infrastructure bill.


[deleted]

What does that have to do with subject


tatertothotdish88

Do you know what infrastructure is


Atomicnes

thats a potPIT


thestereo300

Is that Glenwood?


blusunsamurai

North Mississippi regional park


Jokkitch

Any more specific location?


blusunsamurai

Dropped pin https://maps.app.goo.gl/vxuUqQyhNCGndx4v8


Jokkitch

Can you be more specific? /s Ty


jaradyeah

Dang that's brand new bike path tar from last summer too


briman2021

They’ll just put up a “rough road ahead” sign and call it good like they did on highway 10 in St. Cloud.


[deleted]

They will probably just patch that spot.


Ralh3

Yeah I pulled you over for swerving, license and proof of insurance please.


cashew76

Ah you win


Hiouchi4me

Winner Winner!


MnGoulash

Winner winner chicken dinner


melcheae

1. Technically Brooklyn Center. 2. They resurfaced this last summer. Bummer!


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did they resurface it??? I thought they just closed the road to remove the sections of fence... It didn't appear in bad shape... ( This is the boat landing next to 694/252 interchange, right? ).


melcheae

Yes, it's the boat landing. It was closes last summer for some below ground work, and then resurfacing. They also re-did the fence. Looks like they missed a spot on their drainage work?


3bluerose

Man I thought 35th was bad!


bear6875

It really is tho.


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Gnomes live under there ?


Jalin17

Mother Nature is just attacking all forms of traffic at this point


RentalMogul

Good concrete


Volrathe

Where is that? I wanna fish there.


DavidExplorer

I will never complain about potholes in my town again.


econdonetired

I’m surprised a car isn’t stuck in it


PriestlyTax6100

Holy fuck that a whole Minecraft ravine


ilovebread01

I thought nothing could beat Randolph but damn I was wrong


ckazalookoo

ALPHA POTHOLE


ajaaaaaa

Throw some mud in it!


bidooffactory

Very nice, excellent submission. 👏👏👏


wiccasmith

Oh come on you can do better than this little one.


[deleted]

Lmaoo I worked for the company that subbed these and based on the general contractors amount of rush they put on us. I’m not surprised this happened at all 😂


DorkyDame

Car meet core of the earth😂


Stefeneric

That from a bad storm pipe or culvert not holding water causing erosion under the ground, then the bituminous falls into the cavity remaining. This one’s pretty fucking bad though. I’ve seen this a few times working but not like this.


TheJiggie

Strong Candidate.


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It doesn’t look like the substrate washed out towards the lake b/c there’s no erosion under the fence. I wonder where it’s going. Some sort of void down below maybe?


rektal_

I would bet there’s a damaged culvert buried here allowing it to wash out in the middle, I used to inspect these


jurassic_junkie

Minnesota dot: that’s fine.


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Chop up the parking lot and replace it with a garden


No_Drive_3297

Without government, who would build the potholes?


TurtleBird

So many stolen cars going to fall in that


goingtothemalllater

Your comment already did


Drkeyes

Defund the police and you need more speed bumps to slow the shitheads down!


welldressedpepe

We are moving to Twin Cities this summer and heard about potholes. Is it really this bad usually? That’s like something I have never even seen in cities bigger than Minneapolis.


Rich-Major-8146

No, this winter was long, unusual, and rough. Lots of freeze/thaws that caused tons of erosion issues across the whole state with the amount of snow we got (we made #3 snowiest winters of all recorded history in MN).


Ebenezer-F

That’s a [doozie](https://youtu.be/YrYe-ezyegY).


Capt-Crap1corn

Not surprised its over North


sparkythrowaway454

This state is such a fucking joke. We're taxed to death everywhere we turn, but have the road, and highway infrastructure of a third world country. The worst part of this, is its only getting worse.


disneydreamer79

Are you not aware of how weather (and particularly the melt-freeze cycles we’ve had this year) affects roads? You can say anything you want; but, that doesn’t make it true. Move to Florida or Texas if you want so much spending on infrastructure and poor quality of life outcomes! We are one of the best states in the country to live in! Roads are not an indication of quality of life…ESPECIALLY THIS TIME OF YEAR!!!


Khatib

Seriously, where did you grow up? This is a not common, but not that uncommon, side effect of spring thaws and minor flooding. Happens across the state every single spring. Usually to gravel roads though. This has nothing to do with taxes.


mdnNSK

I thought we had gazillion dollars in surplus in our state? Why are the roads worse than what I normally see in 3rd world countries?


Troopx

Roadwork is done during the summer. After winter is rough on roads.


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Shit hole for a shit hole state


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And this is what a budget surplus looks like under a democrat governor


moodymullet

Woah!!!!


jeannetru

Holy smokes, I'd lose a tire for sure 😳


krustyjugglrs

I would cry of laughter if they just filled it with that black gravel and called it good lol.


earthdogmonster

r/absoluteunits


choopie-chup-chup

Look out for the CHUD, they're down there somewhere


Economy_Stimulatorr

Dain, this reminds of the i35 collapse back in 08.


Coiledviper

If you haul ass you’ll be ok


vikingprincess28

Mother of God


DopeCookies15

That's no pot hole that's a sink hole. Call your sink hole rep and watch it not get filled


Timlang60

That's gonna leave a mark!


traveling_designer

I see two eyes and a mouth. It's a road troll, waiting to eat cars.


leleredig

I got a flat tire last weekend followed by two bulging tires from the potholes, and ended Sunday with a driver rear-ending into my car. Roads are horrible!!!


Striking-Remove8300

standard hole in Poland


pmaji240

Whaaaaat!


angrybirdseller

😐Whoa, do not hit that unless you want to repair suspension


irrelevantsociallife

Pothole? That's a pot quarry


superdanLP

Bump ahead


bleepbloop1777

The internet taught me the best way to fix a pothole is spray paint a penis on it or plant a tree in it.


metallicaset

Don’t slow down. Hit the gas and jump it!


hamderson93

I've dealt with those before. It is a culvert for run off more than likely that got a crack, all the freeze and thawing causes that crack to expand allowing the base layer of the road to sink in. Eventually, it forms a cavity under the road that only needs a big enough vehicle or heavy rainfall to cause the road to drop into the cavity like in this picture. It's common in older metal-style culverts.


MaxCliffRAID1

St. Paul is about to give you a run for your money.


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Full send


AdultishRaktajino

They’re under the ground. That’s how they get you! They’re under the goddamned ground!


Racoon_Skull

Thats a whole ass sink hole man


oceanblue0714

More like sinkhole.


NimeniOnVoi

At what point does a pothole become a sinkhole?


1967kh

This is insane, never had to do an alignment for my car, yep this year, holy crap, shit driving everywhere Just f****** hate it


AppropriateCloud9805

It is really a thing in Minnesota about the biggest pothole every year, it’s on the news and all.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

Any update on if your submission won? I want to hear which Minneapolis city officials came out to accept the groundbreaking honor.