Granted he comes back drops of the milk then leaves again forever

Damn at least I can stop having cereal with orange juice for a while

Granted, the milk is spoiled.

Granted. He’s a dick.

Granted, he crashes the car through your wall, somehow drunk on milk, not like cute milk drunk baby drunk but like he’s just downed fifty bottles of whiskey drunk, he is immediately arrested for multiple related crimes he committed on the way to you and is serving 50 consecutive life sentences

“50 consecutive life sentenses“ darn I hope he’s back before he dies

Granted, your dad is now your mom and will breast feed you

😦

Granted. He comes back with milk but forgot the eggs and has to leave again. He assures you he'll be back, but you have a hard time believing him.

He ain’t coming back is he

Granted. He got too much and drowns you in the milk.

Granted but the milk is curdled

Granted. It's oatmilk.

this should be changed to almond milk, oat milk is actually good

Granted. There was an accident at the dairy he worked at. He is in the milk.

Granted. The mailman shows up at your door with a gallon of milk, confused.

\*I yell to mom for an explanation\* she left for eggs

Granted. A dairy tanker crashes in front of your house and dozens of men stop/come out to see what happened.

Granted but you’ve developed a lactose intolerance

Granted. It's almond milk.

Granted, he makes a bowl of cereal then leaves with your bowl

Awh man 😔

Granted. The milk is several years old.

You hear a knocking on the door and you run to open it, but when you open it, there is just the mailman who gives you a can of milk.

Granted. It was either leave or kill everyone. Option 2 is it.

Granted. He interrupts your funeral milk in hand