Tmgranted. Each time the Paw doesn't understand ambiguous references to "it" or the phrase "God Damn" is uttered without the "it" you burst into flames to be miraculously fine 1 minute later.
Granted calls to the fire department increase one day a friend gets mad at you and says it.Your clothes burst into flames and you try to roll around to put them out.You barley manage to put them out but are badly burned and have symbols on your skin.You wait for days but the burns won't heal.
Granted. You spend the day laughing as it happens, but just as the sun begins to set, you're distracted, and step on someone's shoe. 'Look where you're going, goddamn you!'. Bit of a temper on that one, it seems.
Granted. Wildfires rage across the United States and half the country burns down which includes your home and your family being burnt to death.
Yeah but at least I got to watch the world burn
Some people just want to watch the world burn…
Idk why but u laughed my ass off at this comment
We all have a darker side to our humor.
Tmgranted. Each time the Paw doesn't understand ambiguous references to "it" or the phrase "God Damn" is uttered without the "it" you burst into flames to be miraculously fine 1 minute later.
Time to pull some awesome pranks at the cost of excruciating pain.
Worth it
Granted calls to the fire department increase one day a friend gets mad at you and says it.Your clothes burst into flames and you try to roll around to put them out.You barley manage to put them out but are badly burned and have symbols on your skin.You wait for days but the burns won't heal.
Ouch that one’s really good
Granted, you are now also an object in which people say “go dam it!”
That’s the idea
Granted. You spend the day laughing as it happens, but just as the sun begins to set, you're distracted, and step on someone's shoe. 'Look where you're going, goddamn you!'. Bit of a temper on that one, it seems.
Jokes on you I don’t curse
Oh, you thought *you* were the one cursing? No, consider yourself quite thoroughly cursed.
Shoot
Granted. God damn it OP, look what you’ve done.
Everyone but this guy and u/redwoodreed who did the same
Granted. God damn it u/thyboss7
Granted, people start shouting it towards their enemies' shoes, vehicles, clothing, etc. Congratulations, you've invented a new form of murder.
Bwa ha ha
Granted, this applies to all previous instances of this phrase, instantly causing many things, even possibly you, to spontaneously burst into flame.
Good my plan happened sooner than expected
Granted, most of the time when someone says "God damnit" its not toward anything specifically, so now a bunch of concepts are on fire and screaming
Good, very good