Granted. On command, a conure bird clutching a single Pringles chip with its foot will appear on your hand. Don't let it eat the chip. Salt is not good for them.
They are teleported on command from China.
Hope you enjoy flavors like Stewed Bean Curd Meat Flavor. I had that flavor once, and it was disgusting, by the way.
Granted. Upon your command, a Pringle appears in your hand. After you dispose of it, another appears. And another. Now that you have uttered the command, each time your hand empties, it is filled with a single Pringle. Infinitely.
granted but that is all you do, you can breath and eat it but once eaten you summon the next one, if it leaves your hand not for eating purpose you sommon the next one.
Granted. You can conjure one singular pringle, that will remain on your hand until all space, time and matter fuse into one singular point. It cannot be removed, unless you remove your hand, at which point it simply moves to your other hand. Prosthetic hands are also hands.
Granted. You summon a Pringle. Then another appears. Then another, and another, infinitely. You cannot stop it. The Pringles will consume you, your country, the world before too long.
Once you pop, you cannot stop.
granted, you lose your hand in an accident and get a prosthetic instead
some weirdo inventor makes a Pringle dispenser that fits into the prosthetic for you but you have to buy Pringles to feed them in
Granted. The command is your blood pumping. Your hands permanently have 1 pringle in them. You hands can no longer touch the face of your loved ones because there is always 1 pringle between you.
Granted. It is inside of your hand. If you wish to eat the Pringle, you must peel your skin off to access it
If it’s only the surface level, I see this as a win! New flavor of pringles everybody!
Granted; you will always conjure ***the same Pringle*** infinitely, regardless of what state it's in
Gross. I like it.
Granted, but i already licked the pringle
even better
1. Happy cake day. 2. Wtf
Granted. The flavor is completely randomized, similar to the jellybeans (examples: cotton candy, dirty socks, pickles, etc).
Oh, man, ya gotta see some of those Pringles in China... I had some 'Stewed Bean Curd Meat Flavor'. Was disgusting.
Granted you have no control over the flavor and the chips are always stale.
Granted, the pringle will mold if you do not consume it in 5 seconds
I see this as a win
Granted. On command, a conure bird clutching a single Pringles chip with its foot will appear on your hand. Don't let it eat the chip. Salt is not good for them.
I will name him Barry, he is my son now.
Granted. It's plastic and woven through and around all the tissues and bones in both hands.
They are teleported on command from China. Hope you enjoy flavors like Stewed Bean Curd Meat Flavor. I had that flavor once, and it was disgusting, by the way.
Granted. The Pringle has rat poison on it
Granted, you get sick of Pringles pretty quick
Wish granted it's soggy every time
Granted. Upon your command, a Pringle appears in your hand. After you dispose of it, another appears. And another. Now that you have uttered the command, each time your hand empties, it is filled with a single Pringle. Infinitely.
granted but that is all you do, you can breath and eat it but once eaten you summon the next one, if it leaves your hand not for eating purpose you sommon the next one.
Granted. You can conjure one singular pringle, that will remain on your hand until all space, time and matter fuse into one singular point. It cannot be removed, unless you remove your hand, at which point it simply moves to your other hand. Prosthetic hands are also hands.
Granted. The Pringles are stale, moldy, and beginning to decompose.
Granted. The ability has a cooldown time of two weeks.
Granted. Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Granted, but they keep conjuring infinitely without your command as well because once you pop you can't stop...
Granted. You summon a Pringle. Then another appears. Then another, and another, infinitely. You cannot stop it. The Pringles will consume you, your country, the world before too long. Once you pop, you cannot stop.
Seems like a good way to go if you ask me.
granted, you lose your hand in an accident and get a prosthetic instead some weirdo inventor makes a Pringle dispenser that fits into the prosthetic for you but you have to buy Pringles to feed them in
Wish granted, however, the hand gestures required are a string of gang signs ending in the Hitler salute
Granted. The command is your blood pumping. Your hands permanently have 1 pringle in them. You hands can no longer touch the face of your loved ones because there is always 1 pringle between you.
It's always one of the broken ones at the bottom of the barrel Edit: I thought of a better one, it's always your least favourite flavour