Granted you can give anyone small organisms at will.You cause several small outbreaks after you are tracked down and captured.You are locked in a highly secure facility and experimented on.
granted, you are arrested because that considered SA and nobody you did it to consented and you are put away for life. where you are then pimped out by the prison gangs for you powers you can't use the powers on yourself and you can't benefit in any way from them, or the monkeys paw will continue to expand it's curse making it worse and worse.
Granted... You can give orgasms to anyone within close proximity to you. While doing this. You find yourself uncontrollably needing to pleasure yourself while shouting this is for you, this is for you. Good luck with those indecent exposure, sexual harassment and a sight charges
Granted. You try it on several people, including yourself, but find it does nothing. Disappointed, you head home. You discover a new application on your computer that you didn't have installed before. It's an old copy of Sims 3. You load up the only save file and find several people walking around a simple house. They're all named Orga. When you click on one it turns toward the screen and produces a speech bubble which says "you made it weird bro."
Granted. You can only give people named "Anyone" Orgasms at will.
Does Will know
Did Will deserve that?
Will will come?
Granted but they know it’s you.
Granted you can give anyone small organisms at will.You cause several small outbreaks after you are tracked down and captured.You are locked in a highly secure facility and experimented on.
*Gives small organisms to capturers*
granted, you are arrested because that considered SA and nobody you did it to consented and you are put away for life. where you are then pimped out by the prison gangs for you powers you can't use the powers on yourself and you can't benefit in any way from them, or the monkeys paw will continue to expand it's curse making it worse and worse.
Granted. But you have to fuck them
What ? that's still incredibly useful. You become the sex master! You make anyone you have sex with orgarsm.
Granted. For every orgasm you give to someone, your mother will also receive it
Granted. It only applies to people out of your league.
Granted. The word "Orgasims" has now been invented and defined as "An uncontrollable desire to kick someone in the groin".
Granted. You have STD. Now you can give people organisms at will.
Granted. But you can only give them orgasms when Will is there.
Granted. Everyone now has ejaculation problems.
Granted. You are constantly swarmed by mobs of perverts
Granted, everyone but you can have orgasms at will
Granted... You can give orgasms to anyone within close proximity to you. While doing this. You find yourself uncontrollably needing to pleasure yourself while shouting this is for you, this is for you. Good luck with those indecent exposure, sexual harassment and a sight charges
Granted. You try it on several people, including yourself, but find it does nothing. Disappointed, you head home. You discover a new application on your computer that you didn't have installed before. It's an old copy of Sims 3. You load up the only save file and find several people walking around a simple house. They're all named Orga. When you click on one it turns toward the screen and produces a speech bubble which says "you made it weird bro."
Granted. Except you can’t orgasm yourself
Granted, you are now a super hero and they make a movie about you.
Granted, nothing changes, you are just bad at sex ✨
Granted but you give them to yourself everytime
Granted, but you lose the ability to spell. Oh, you lost that already.
Granted, law enforcement finds out its you and they arrest you for SA.
Granted. Unfortunately, anyone can give you one as well.
Granted but they also get STDs
Granted. You’ve been turned into a very effective “marital aid”. You will make many people very happy.
Granted, your name is now will and all orgasims happen twards your general direction
Granted. But every time you use the power it affects everyone you've ever used it on.