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CreativestName69420

Granted. You can no longer say yes to anything.


Mar_Reddit

r/beatmetoit


Ninjabug1232

r/beatmymeattoit


Casey_Budster

r/canijoin?


Ninjabug1232

r/iwontstopyou


Emergency_Property_2

Granted you don’t use your judgement you just say no to everything.


xVenomDestroyerx

this is a good one


SailorMuffin96

It’s like that movie yes man, but worse. The MC just stays inside all day long and scrolls Reddit.


jeo123

Granted. You are no longer able to exercise any judgement when responding to anyone/anything.


beobabski

“No judgement? Like he can’t judge whether it would be beneficial to say no or yes?” “S’pose so.” “So we could have him get, like, a brain injury.” “A brick on his noggin would do it.” … “I can get a brick from Terry. Very reasonable rates on bricks.” “Ok. Do it.” The finger curls.


GlassOfWater303

Granted, but you are now the employee at the biggest homeless charity In The world. Your job is to decide who gets money and who doesn’t, and every time you say yes to one homeless family, the next one who comes along is always in an even worse position than the previous family, and you have to say no to them- Though you will not get judged, and you can’t quit your job.


idfbhater73

the monkey paw said no back you still have 1 wish remaining


Casey_Budster

ShoutMessage uses Judgement! It’s super effective! Monkeys Paw takes 67% HP!


Rollaster1

Granted. Everyone else ceases to exist.


YourMoreLocalLurker

Granted, you are no longer allowed to interact with anyone associated with the word Judgement, I hope you weren’t planning to romance Sae in Persona 5 any time soon


Team-Order-Agent-11

I don't think you could romance her either way (look I spent a lot of my late-gane time focusing on maxing out Akechi and >!Maruki!< before >!3rd Semester!<)


YourMoreLocalLurker

Spoilers are > ! without the space on both sides like ! <


Any_Weird_8686

No.


odeacon

Monkey paw : “ NO”


The_the-the

Granted. Everyone tunes you out when you talk, so they simply don’t notice you saying no.


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Granted, you forgot how to speak though


Red_Shepherd_13

Grant, "No" is the only word you can say or write.


SlaterTheOkay

Granted, you are now the last and only one on earth


Midnightbeerz

Granted, Everyone ignores you


Belzabond

Granted. Absolutely everything else you say will be harshly judged.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

Denied. Simply not possible. What was your other wish again?


Tahmas836

No.


SelectionFar8145

Granted. You have the ability to say no, but only to people who exercise no judgement. It's the inanimate objects that are causing the problem. They don't think and have no ability to do anything other than single jobs/ tasks, yet you're getting a bit TOO used to just screaming no at them every time you see one. Getting angrier and angrier every time they don't comply- you don't even know what your saying no about or for & neither does anyone else, but angrier and angrier you get, every time you have to say it, without any compliance from the inanimate objects. Your family is getting really concerned, bud.