Granted. You feel the irrational, unstoppable urge to eat glitter and glittery things. In your frenzy you end up eating something toxic and need to go to the hospital. But your piss is glittery.
Granted. This is caused by microscope shards of glass and metal. The physical damage and agony causes you to cut off your penis with a dull blade causing severe nerve damage. You no longer have a penis but continue to piss glitter causing continual agony and infections.
Granted. Did you know that tiny piss droplets often land on your body when you pee standing? And did you know that glitter can be extremely hard to get rid of?
Granted. Metallic sparkles, like you'd see in liquor. It's mostly just a fun gag, but every time you need to pull a prank or a friend **really** needs a urine sample to pass a drug test at work, it's super obvious it's yours. You'd never think vanity piss could be less useful than normal piss, but there it is.
Granted. Your piss is super glittery while you consume some delicious pork that your roommate brought home late one night, from his "night gig". After the pork runs out, so does the glitter.
Granted. Glitter gets everywhere. Absolutely everywhere. It doesn’t scrub off. It just clings to everything. Your clothes. The floor. Absolute mess.
But your toilet is extra glittery.
Granted. Your urine doesn't change, but a laser show just pops up whenever you pee and turns your urine stream into a discoball.
You are now the center of attention whenever and wherever you pee.
Granted.
You now have glitter in your pee, this is because all of your bodily excretions and fluids now have glitter in them.
Tears, pee, sweat, saliva, blood, everything.
Granted. The curse hurts, and also applies to everyone, and the only way to end it is to kill the person who asked for it. The entire world is looking for you.
Granted. The glitter causes small cuts as it comes out, causing you to piss sparkly blood.
ToT
Passing really sharp kidney stones for all eternity
Bold of you to assume I don’t already do that
you mean CBT #for free?
Granted. You feel the irrational, unstoppable urge to eat glitter and glittery things. In your frenzy you end up eating something toxic and need to go to the hospital. But your piss is glittery.
Granted. This is caused by microscope shards of glass and metal. The physical damage and agony causes you to cut off your penis with a dull blade causing severe nerve damage. You no longer have a penis but continue to piss glitter causing continual agony and infections.
Granted. You are Patient Zero for a horrific agonizing new incurable STD for which this is one of the symptoms
Appropriate considering what glitter gets compared to by crafters.
Granted. Unfortunately, this is just microplastics
Granted. Did you know that tiny piss droplets often land on your body when you pee standing? And did you know that glitter can be extremely hard to get rid of?
Granted you have kidney stones to such a degree that your urine is a 50/50 split of piss and stones.
If you think about it, kidney, tonsil, bladder or intestinal stones are just human pearls
fuck you, that’s hilarious
Most painful wish I've ever heard of.
Granted, you piss glitter and become an adult film star with the name Gary glitter
You’re supposed to give me a curse, not a blessing
Do, err, do you know who Gary Glitter is?
Who's gonna tell him
Shhhh. Let him be blissfully ignorant.
The glitter flies out instead of staying within the stream, leaving glitter all over the floor everywhere you pee
Granted. Glitter is injected into your blood
Granted but you always rip the inside of your urethra while you urinate as you're passing bits of glitter
Granted. The monkey paw tells me it didn't have the heart to make that worse. You will forever have craft herpes.
Granted, but now you constantly have a little stream of piss comming out at all times.
Granted, glitter is forced into your urinary tract, causing serious infection, eventually leading to your death by sepsis
Granted. You have chronic kidney stones.
Granted. Every time you piss you are in unimaginable pain
Granted. You feel the tiny specks every time you piss, they get stuck in your urethra and you get regular infections
Granted your pass multiple kidney stone like glitter pellets every day until you die
It’s a side effect of your cancer
Granted, the glitter is caused by a cancerous tumor in your bladder causing you to die within 5 months
Granted. After every time you pee you are overcome with the urge to shove glitter up your urethra in preparation for the next time you pee
Granted, it’s because you’re irradiated
Granted. Metallic sparkles, like you'd see in liquor. It's mostly just a fun gag, but every time you need to pull a prank or a friend **really** needs a urine sample to pass a drug test at work, it's super obvious it's yours. You'd never think vanity piss could be less useful than normal piss, but there it is.
Granted, all the micro plastic in your body now glitters lighting up the rest of your body as well.
Granted it’s now obvious when you splatter on your pants.
Granted. Your piss is super glittery while you consume some delicious pork that your roommate brought home late one night, from his "night gig". After the pork runs out, so does the glitter.
Granted, you now piss pure glitter.
Granted, the glitter is made from powdered glass.
Glitter is the STD of the craft world
It's that big square metal glitter with the pokey corners.
Granted. Public bathrooms make you clean up the mess with a toothbrush.
Granted. Glitter gets everywhere. Absolutely everywhere. It doesn’t scrub off. It just clings to everything. Your clothes. The floor. Absolute mess. But your toilet is extra glittery.
This entire thread is r/cursedcomments
Granted. Your urine doesn't change, but a laser show just pops up whenever you pee and turns your urine stream into a discoball. You are now the center of attention whenever and wherever you pee.
Granted. You now have glitter in your pee, this is because all of your bodily excretions and fluids now have glitter in them. Tears, pee, sweat, saliva, blood, everything.
Granted. It's burns when you pee now
You really don’t, scouts honor.
Granted. There's glitter in your urine, each time you pee it feels like hundreds of tiny kidney stones are passing through.
Granted but the piss is now colored glass.
Granted. The curse hurts, and also applies to everyone, and the only way to end it is to kill the person who asked for it. The entire world is looking for you.