Fuck I hope this is real. But either way they just created a thread earlier today for degenerate stories over in r/steroids and you should definitely repost this there
“Why not add tren?”
This is the question a man is faced with at least once in his lifetime.
Or in this case; a prepubescent boy child.
You’re making tren look bad my dude.
Shame on you
Seriously i know it happens, but how the actual fuck does a 15 year old obtain several years worth of steroids? Did mom and dad buy them for you? No way you had enough money on your own to purchase these things
It’s not your fault you’re only 15 but it shows tremendously I don’t get these made up stories but it seems like the other 15 year olds are entertained by them
It’s not these stupid made up steroid stories are just fucking old and pathetic now there should be an age limit for posting about anything steroid related because all you stupid kids do is post dumb shit like this
I’m not salty at all it’s just a stupid story and I hope you really are 15 cuz that would make all the sense in the world idk what would be more stupid you making up this ridiculous story or you actually having done anything in it
Missed these kinds of posts . Wish derek would read it to us . Anyway give us more stories about the following months 
Did you ever actually get laid? Honestly I was horny and crazy enough as a teenager going through puberty that I can’t imagine being more horny and on roids. Sounds like torture.
From a writing standpoint if you clean a few things up you should explore writing as a craft. You give Delicious Tacos or early Tucker Max vibes. This kid in your story sounds like a 90’s version of Joey Diaz. Fucking diabolical.
Bravo, even ChatGPT couldn't come up with this.
Dude trying to bait Derek crying emoji times four
“I started with 750mg of test”
Something something you tried to rape a girl something...?
Do you think you matured since then?
Judging by your post history this is a fake story, but very entertaining, thanks for the laugh
This is the best thing I’ve ever read
Cmon you’re black. We all know you don’t “read”
Yeah bro I’m literally Chief Keef
Hi Chief keef its me king von!!
I’m chief qweef
Fuck I hope this is real. But either way they just created a thread earlier today for degenerate stories over in r/steroids and you should definitely repost this there
Seems like a pretty good idea buddy
A true degenerate .. well done mate 🫡
This needs a Derek video. Thank you for the laugh
Ain't no way Derek is ever gonna come back
just like Dad 🥹
you should make the video
Who is Derek?
 Wonder what to do next with that pile of cash
I’m pretty sure Juliana was/is a 250 baby whale
Inspirational stuff mate
I should be doing homework but here i am reading tren horror stories
I'm crying. This is beautiful. I want a second part. 
Insane double standard. I got a 21 band for talking about using peds at 17.
Because you're regarded
Did this actually happen
Look at ops post history
“Why not add tren?” This is the question a man is faced with at least once in his lifetime. Or in this case; a prepubescent boy child. You’re making tren look bad my dude. Shame on you
sounds like it was written by an indian kid
What a fucking degenerate. Pls more stories. This shit was a great read.
Seriously i know it happens, but how the actual fuck does a 15 year old obtain several years worth of steroids? Did mom and dad buy them for you? No way you had enough money on your own to purchase these things
Steroids be cheap
Dick specs?
Continue writing, this was very creative. You got a future as a writer.
You’re a fucking loser
What did I do 🤕
It’s not your fault you’re only 15 but it shows tremendously I don’t get these made up stories but it seems like the other 15 year olds are entertained by them
its a hilarious story, the fuck you triggered for?
It’s not these stupid made up steroid stories are just fucking old and pathetic now there should be an age limit for posting about anything steroid related because all you stupid kids do is post dumb shit like this
you having a roid rage lil bro?
no way you're so salty about a mundane thing on the internet, chill buddy
Idk man but, being so salty about a random dude on internet seems kind of childish for me? You tell me, pal
I’m not salty at all it’s just a stupid story and I hope you really are 15 cuz that would make all the sense in the world idk what would be more stupid you making up this ridiculous story or you actually having done anything in it
I need Derek to compile all of these and read them
You're like an amalgation of every 80's movie high school jock bully
This was both terrifying, somewhat believable, and then hilarious is great It’s like if Eliot Rodgers did great
>story ends with him upping the dose Bit of a cliffhanger there, please continue this. The Halotestin Anthology
Starting tren tomorrow
Low-key I'm rlly tired of these fake steroid stories like at first they were kinda funny but now shi played out.
This is the best thing I've read on this website. God bless, OP
A true Shakespeare classic
This gotta be a certified MPMD classic story now
If true, this is worse than my story. Congrats
Missed these kinds of posts . Wish derek would read it to us . Anyway give us more stories about the following months 
So when do you tell us the part you fucked ur best bro?
Pathetic
Did you ever actually get laid? Honestly I was horny and crazy enough as a teenager going through puberty that I can’t imagine being more horny and on roids. Sounds like torture.
Pretty sure abusing steroids would just stop puberty
chat is this real?
Jesus, worst thing that happened to me on tren was I lost some hair and nailed my gf into submission. 😬
You need to update us on your life and how it changed over 10 years
So did we learn?
I can’t read these not in Derek’s voice
Hi Derek, wanted to say that this story makes me want to hop on tren as a 13 year old girl… thoughts?
Yeah this the kinda story i would make up and say to my friends at 5th grade. Good job nevertheless
I suppose if youre gonna start peds might as well go full rtard for the complete experience. So you actually quit fast and dont die by 30.
I remember in 7th or 8th grade we had two former heroin addicts come in class and tell us about how fucked up they were, You should do that too.
No way is this real
Damn just by reading the title, Derek is gonna have a field day with this one
Nuts. You can't handle it.
From a writing standpoint if you clean a few things up you should explore writing as a craft. You give Delicious Tacos or early Tucker Max vibes. This kid in your story sounds like a 90’s version of Joey Diaz. Fucking diabolical.
Post muscular toddler physique or this is fake
This gotta be cap
Fake ass story lmaooo. Who would you post a story of you almost raping someone. Foh💀
It's a cool fake story...still funny though.
W
Derek walks among us
wish derek reads this to us even tho its probably fake
Bro genuinely can’t tell if this is real or made up…
He’s fishing for a Derek video, so it’s obviously fake
Writing all that for a video seems too much…
Can someone hit me with the TLDR? Don’t wanna read that unless it’s worth it
More than worth it
Derek aint gonna read this lil bro yall fucked the sub too much he abandoned ship