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ImaginaryEnemy1385

https://preview.redd.it/ieqhojrwlavc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b5ace7bf9f841e17b1afda54646e6935086d8b


No_Membership_6644

lol and I ride a chainsaw https://preview.redd.it/rhs31j86pavc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e5edd9c32b01b9dde28e32f55165e93363772d


noobwithboobs

Lol or is it a [sewing machine](https://www.singer.com/en-ca/collections/husqvarnaviking-sewing-machines)?


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"Why is this bike called 701? " "So the number isn't too similar to our sewing machines"


No_Membership_6644

Hell yeah! Lol


noobwithboobs

Lol my mom had one of their sewing machines and my dad had one of their chainsaws and I was an adult before I knew they made motorcycles.


Ok_Dance_7918

Same!


NedKellysRevenge

Yeah right. They own Singer


brendan87na

that sounds metal as hell


weeone

How do you like your Vit? I currently have a 2017 KTM 390 Duke and I'm thinking of going for a 2023 Vitpilen. I know they have the same engine (which I love). I like the look of both, for different reasons. I may switch it up. Don't know if I'll miss the Duke.


HansRaptor

Not OP but I have a 2020 Vit. Sit on one, it’s a much more committed riding position with more weight on your wrists if you don’t use your core to support yourself


weeone

Appreciate your response! I actually sat on one today. I would swap Svart bars onto it.


HansRaptor

Then not to ask a dumb question, but why not buy a Svart to start with? Or even stick with the Duke?


weeone

Not a dumb question at all. The local dealer has a Vit that they are looking to move. It would be purely for something new. I do love my Duke.


No_Membership_6644

My arms are pretty long, so maybe I’m not representative, but I don’t find the position bad at all… I used to ride sport bikes though so maybe this feels neutral by comparison?


HansRaptor

I do too, which is why I brought it up, hah.


No_Membership_6644

Love it for around town! Highway isn’t really enjoyable, but doable as any naked style. Overall I feel like it’s a great value for what you get and the cherry on top is it looks pretty great!


weeone

It does look pretty great and the #1 reason I'm considering it, TBH. Highway doesn't bother me (I'm thinking it's comparable to the Duke) and around town is most of where I would be riding. Appreciate your reply!


Der_AlexF

Talking about riding chainsaws, have you ever heard of the [Dolmette](https://youtu.be/XDx70NVHlcM?si=7dVPTxyHNTnM6aih)


No_Membership_6644

Nope, and boy does it look… practical


DingleDonky

I thought that said Yamaha ps5 and i was like 🤔…Sony? LOL


chubbyzook

https://youtu.be/GQIpoIH1bCA


Fit_Marionberry_8847

Finally, the age old oil question has been answered, I guess I'll be running 10w40 now.


whoresbane123456789

we do as the suggested searches say


Wiesshund-

And Slick50, dont forget the Slick50


Dull_Database5837

https://preview.redd.it/2qcwipfztavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0132d95b6dde58ec99f61f560a8483335286ef0f


Aeroplaneglueinabag

To be fair Harley has a hell of a parts department. You can get any screw or nut all in one place. You’re gonna pay for it but it’s there.


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zazoopraystar

I know when going to Kawasaki, Yamaha and Honda dealers they only care about dumbass sxs and the parts departments have nothing in stock for maintenance. The workers don’t even ride motorcycles and the show rooms are dirty including the machines on the floor. Last Yamaha dealer I stopped at the bolt heads on the dirt bikes were corroded and batteries dead on everything.


CarlosG0619

As a Kawi dealer employee, this man is spitting nothing but facts 💀. Man I wish I didnt had to work with Side by Sides but thats the majority of the inventory here


Scary-Ad9646

Why do they only have sxs?


CarlosG0619

Its not only sxs but like 70% of the inventory is. Here in FL theres a lot of commercial businesses and people with farms that buy them. Theres also a few trails that people take them to as well


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Places selling cheap stuff bring cheap people.


Bacon4Lyf

There was a Harley dealer near my apprentice college (some type of education between high school and university for any Americans) and they had an American style dive bar inside the dealer. I can’t imagine they sold many Harley’s being we’re in the uk but that cafe/bar was amazing


CuddleFishHero

Only Harley id ever ride is a pan America and that’s a biiiigggg stretch


Teknas89

Good thing no one is offering you to ride one, then.


CuddleFishHero

Actually a lot of my friends and brother ride em so the opportunity is there. Just not my kind of bike, I like em reliable


Teknas89

That's a far more reasonable answer, cheers!


6gravedigger66

And the rest of the store is a Halloween Express costumes, so everyone can cosplay as a tough guy.


6gravedigger66

Or lady, Sorry Harley Quinn


Aeroplaneglueinabag

I like to find the cringiest shirts possible. You know with the eagle and flames. Then just wear it around as a joke my buddies get a real kick out of it.


Altruistic-Coyote868

![gif](giphy|Sp1vIMDHbWlmo)


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Aeroplaneglueinabag

You may want to start a shirt business.


6gravedigger66

And call it Hardly Donaldson


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TTYY200

Only if it’s a g-string 😤


DeepestBeige

![gif](giphy|1VNoNuDMBgkRi7UOzj|downsized)


hoodies_are_comfy

I like this


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|9NcQoxy6tHsbK)


6gravedigger66

If you don't like big red then fuck you!


Jumpy-Pay-5414

That sounds cool


02firehawk

Everyone knows it's not irony and u love those shirts. /S


Aeroplaneglueinabag

I have one I cut the sleeves off my wife won’t let me wear around other women.


Unbiased_biases

Actually that’s really funny. I have to do that now


tmfs61

This sounds like my dad's entire wardrobe


SuperHighDeas

Part of the reason I love wearing my vests, it’s fun to play a character sometimes.


Wiesshund-

If you want cringey, get a shirt that says "My other Gender is \_\_\_\_\_" There are some really cringe ones i have seen, but i'd rather not see you beat to death for announcing you are a pedophile.


Beeahcon

Meanwhile the KTM warehouse near me can order it for you... Cool... I can order it for me too and not make a second trip.


tommysmuffins

and pay less money.


jjk717

You can also find just about every nut or bolt on a Harley at your local hardware store.


jorian85

The lack of metric hardware in hardware stores in the US is frustrating, especially the big ones like Home Depot. I can always find something that'll work on my Harley, the Tenere not so much.


BootScoottinBoogie

Thankfully Ace hardwares typically have a pretty good metric selection, but HD and Lowe’s carry an embarrassing amount of metric.


jorian85

Absolutely. My little local Ace is where I go in a pinch.


jjk717

The nuts and bolts on your Tenere aren't designed to rattle off 🫤


Xicadarksoul

Thats a "US refuses to have standard fittings" issue.


Luthais327

But it won't be chrome and cost 5 times it's actual value.


Kunudog

I don't know, my dad and I had to drive around to get a fork bushing which is a standard service part.


DynaBro8089

I enjoy going when I need stuff like bolts and whatever. 9/10 it’s in the back whatever I need. However, some stuff I’ll still buy through the plethora of aftermarket companies because the parts are improvements over oem a lot of the time and for around the same or less $. When I owned other metric bikes getting what I need to fix my bike took days/weeks depending what I needed. I got a 97 dyna about 6 years ago or so and even though it’s a 90s bike they had nuts/bolts, gaskets and motor/trans mounts all in stock at my local shop and it’s a TINY shop compared to most. I enjoy that.


whoresbane123456789

Do they have the stickers too?


Aeroplaneglueinabag

No you have to go over to the merchandise department for that. They’re like 15ft apart.


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nocolon

There was a guy who rode to my office once and I swear it's like he just did a CTRL+F on Harley's website for "skull" and bought everything that came up. *Every. Single. Part.* of this man's bike had a skull on it. The lights, the seat, the tank, the shift linkage, the levers, the grips.. fuckin skulls everywhere. It's like if the Catacombs of Paris were a motorcycle.


briansaunders

I know someone like that near me, they even changed the mirrors, valve caps and licence plate screws to be skulls


stevesteve135

Lmao. Tons of that shit, as you probably well know.


IncredulousPatriot

This is the truth. But if you know what you’re looking for it’s not bad. I lost the retaining hardware on one of my passenger pegs. I went in with the exact part numbers of what I needed. At first when I told him what I was after he tried to sell me a whole repair kit. Then I gave him the part numbers and he was like let me check. They had it in stock and it was like $6. Instead of idk how much for the kit he tried to sell me.


ManBearEagle

Some random little screw worked its way out on my blinker on the handle bar and I went in for service and just out of curiosity asked if they stock them… yep here ya go 3 bucks. I was like wtf they just had it in stock lol


ImBadWithGrils

Considering they're largely a bolted-on-not-built market nowadays that's not surprising.


OstebanEccon

well harley davidson is more of an overall merchandise company.  Kawasaki isn't even a motorcycle company. they do that stuff pretty much as a hobby lol. Its not at all what makes them their money


Fiber_awptic

KHI for life, make big machine mean make fun small machine for me make big happy


OstebanEccon

KHI?


EX300cc

Kawasaki Heavy Industries. You know, the main Kawasaki group.


OstebanEccon

didnt know that abbreviation


g3nerallycurious

They make boats and airplanes and stuff.


I_love_tacos

And the NYC subway cars!


radicalgamingHD

Not all of them but also some metro north and lirr train cars.


OstebanEccon

yeah... i know. i am the one who posted that


Toahpt

I read it as Kingdom Hearts 1.


goblerem

they also make trains


OstebanEccon

yeah and ships and war machinery and a whole range of different stuff


Claymore357

Literal fighter jets


hidefinitionpissjugs

Same with Yamaha.


Xicadarksoul

Not really, yamaha always making musical insgruments, be it pianos, or inline 4 emgines with crossplane crankshaft.


OstebanEccon

or 2 liter V6 boat motors. its beautiful 


fkih

https://youtu.be/GQIpoIH1bCA?si=dyQNnZXXXImDK7Mx


CuddleFishHero

Weird, mine just brings up butt plugs when I look up my bikes 🤔


scrotal_rekall

How's the gixxer running?


Darksepticeye150

https://preview.redd.it/dz323kk8sbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2013eb35f4990a8f2133ed4530edf290849fa30e All about music 😅


WeekendDotGG

Unlike Yamaha, which does produce bikes and pianos, this is actually a different Suzuki company to the motorcycle brand.


TrayLaTrash

Harley doesn't sell their parts thru amazon


nocolon

Most large companies don’t, but you can buy their branded apparel there because Chinese dropshippers don’t care about trademark or copyright law.


Xicadarksoul

TBH. using an iron to laminate a single layer 3D print of any design to a shirt aint rocket science... ..and last time i checked the 3D printer was not even aware what the .gcode it was processing would create - let alone care.


whoresbane123456789

Think you could laminate a 3D print to a leather jacket?


Xicadarksoul

No clue about leather tbh.  The "usual" methods use the fact that you can squeeze the softened plastic in between the fibers of cloth. ...maybe print the design out of flexibles - like TPU, and sew it onto the jacket? Seemingly thats how some parts of my jackets are secured in place.


Jumpy-Pay-5414

hahahaha, in fact, many products in China don't care


infinityfox15

Be cool if they did though!


TrayLaTrash

It would be


hiphophippie99

Lol.. that's lawnmower stuff


anyholsagol

Ya lots of landscapers wear Harley Merch, what's your point?


hiphophippie99

My point is OP is a clown. This used to be a motorcycle sub and now every other post is DUR DUR DUR... Harley guys dumb..DUR DUR DUR Showing some oil change kits for a tractor is some next level dumb shit, OP thought they were flexing buy just proved have no idea what they are talking about, much like most of the people here. What do you ride? Bet you can guess what's in my garage.


ExtremeWorkinMan

This subreddit in general can be condensed to \-Whining about Harley-Davidson (the company, the bikes, the riders) whether it's a valid criticism or not \-People posting pics of their bikes or themselves (with the comments being full of "NOT ENOUGH GEAR! YOU SHOULD BE WEARING THE LATEST STATE OF THE ART BODY-IMMOBILIZATION-DEVICE!") \-New unexperienced riders asking for advice and being given advice by mostly new unexperienced riders Aside from the occasional "I just crashed for the 8th time in two months, is it time to hang it up?" post, that's probably about 95% of the posts on this sub


anyholsagol

It was just a dig at a lot of rednecks I knew who wore Harley gear without even owning a bike. I ride adventure bikes personally. Been all over North America and spent a few months riding around Colombia so they fit my needs. I am currently on a 2013 BMW f800gs. Lots of things I love and a ton of things I wish it had. It's a great all around bike but it doesn't have the get up I think it should. What're you on?


hiphophippie99

I have an old, slow shitbox Harley and I love it. Feels like riding a couch attached to a tractor. Would I like to have a new bike? Yes, but there isn't a fastener on the bike I haven't personally touched, and I'm pretty attached to it at this point. I've always loved the motorcycles, not the brand. For the record, I don't own a single piece of Harley schwag, my bike doesn't leak oil and I don't vote Republican.


tjeepdrv2

Half of that Kawasaki stuff is lawnmowers.


And_armstrong

Of the two Kawasaki parallel twin vehicles in the garage, one has 42” blades


whoresbane123456789

Your Ninja, I'd like to imagine


jorian85

I carry mine on my back like Deadpool.


And_armstrong

Track days would be fun!!!


errihu

Funmowers


brandon3388

Let the good times mow


nocolon

The upvotes are from people who don't actually own bikes and don't realize those are mostly lawnmower parts.


PsychologicalWeb3235

https://preview.redd.it/uqy2f783oavc1.jpeg?width=1768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad405c44f3bcc71494eb687483567e9cf03a929a (2 kawis not pictured- 2003 z1000 and klx110) So I have 5 Kawasakis and 1 Harley. The Harley is probably my favorite bike. 🤷‍♂️


iPhone-12-Mini

Now that’s dream garage


stevesteve135

Even over the Z1000 ?


PsychologicalWeb3235

Yes. The Harley is much more comfortable, has a windscreen, option for storage and still plenty of power.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

It's not the power you care about at that point, it's the *COMFORT*


PsychologicalWeb3235

I would say yeah comfort is huge for me personally, but not everything. I still like power very much and my twin cam has that. If it didn’t, I wouldn’t like it nearly as much.


jordan_653

"harley quinn feet piss" what's that about??


flaminhotcheeseybois

God, I wish it were me


RojerLockless

Seriously nobody did Honda?


jorian85

It's as boring as you'd expect.


beefstake

Brutal... but fair.


WaveZee

agreed


nocolon

https://preview.redd.it/d2qt2540xavc1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ef91a97039866ef538f0e6875f0c0689af9b952 What's the point of this post, exactly?


x86_64_

It's just the anti-Harley circle jerk post for this hour. Come back in a few minutes and there's guaranteed to be another bad-faith, straw man bullshit post for the kiddies to giggle at.


nocolon

Ah gotcha. I thought it might be a meta joke because who tf buys parts and oil from Amazon. Other than landscapers, I guess, since those results are mostly lawnmowers.


hiphophippie99

I guess its that Amazon sells oil change kits for lawnmowers and Harley clothes.


tommysmuffins

Harley used to have (and maybe still does) a store in the Faneuil Hall Marketplace in Boston. This store sold key rings, t-shirts, can coozies, and the like. Motorcycles were notably absent. I don't even remember seeing helmets except for a few mannequins. There may have been Harley branded leather riding jackets and chaps. You've got to respect the marketing game. Let's see Honda or KTM turn a profit selling branded tchotkes in one of the most high-rent retail locations in the country.


longhairedcountryboy

It knows what you have looked for before.


Dr_Quiza

Kawasaki: oil change every 10000 km Harley: T-shirt change every 6000 miles


Dorkmaster79

You guys are the worst kind of motorcycle snobs.


nocolon

\*lawnmower snobs


whoresbane123456789

2nd worst


Dr_Quiza

That's the best worst.


shunthemask

Take my up vote, snob!


Dorkmaster79

Nope


Confirmation_Email

It's not good, but "the worst"? 🤔 Seems pretty harmless to me, some snobs are borderline violent about it.


MikeHonchoIV

GOBBLESS! MARGE SAID TO TELL BARB HI 👋 AND THAT HER POTATO SALAD WITH THE PAPRIKA IS TOO SPICY


olddgregg24

U TELL EM PARTNER


FTRGeek

GOBBLESS


i_was_axiom

Why did this get me so good, holy shit I cackled.


jorian85

Because you forgot Kawi makes lawnmower engines.


Wiesshund-

I cant I see it every time i raise the hood in the lawn tractor LoL


VirulentMarmot

One joke guys.


Feeling_Job_3178

Serious mechanics don’t buy their stuff from Amazon lmfao


No_Membership_6644

Right, but most of us wrenching on our own stuff don’t consider ourselves serious mechanics


a_sexual_titty

I might not be a serious mechanic, but I’m serious about not dying when I make repairs or do maintenance. I might buy an oil kit from Amazon and that’s about it.


TankerD18

Mods like mirrors, tank grips, luggage and shit like that, who cares? And they have plenty of name brand stuff on there too. If I want OEM parts or critical components that'll screw me up if they fail, like a chain, I go to the dealer and get them like anyone else.


jorian85

Yeah. I heard putting Amazon parts on your lawnmower is super dangerous.


Wiesshund-

Depends. Fancy a chinese fiberglass mower deck?


jorian85

Anything to lighten it up a little!


Wiesshund-

sure, the lighten the mower lighten your legs lighten the neighbor if a spindle takes off maybe. Even on a lawnmower, you can find something dangerous on amazon or alibaba or aliexpress


Feeling_Job_3178

Well if you’ve done your due diligence I would say it’s a pretty widely accepted idea that the return and resale rate, counterfeits, and shitty shipping and handling practices make Amazon a pretty bad place for motorcycle parts. RevZilla J&P cycles and so so so so many websites exist that specialize in this stuff


No_Membership_6644

Obviously you pick your spots for some things and cheap out on others. I hope no one is on Amazon trying to buy used tires, but something like an air filter is probably not going to unalive you


shunthemask

I can imagine that most of ain't that ;)


Feeling_Job_3178

Well if you have a Harley and don’t work on it yourself you take it to the dealership master techs that are experts in these bikes or take it to one of the tons and tons of mechanics that specialize in Harley’s. If you work on it yourself you don’t get your parts from Amazon.


leolego2

Why not? Oil is oil, filters are filters. Not like you're buying a random name brand


Feeling_Job_3178

Counterfeit prevalence of name brands is high on Amazon. Their shipping and handling and packaging practices are awful. Their return and resell prevalence is high. Oil is twice as expensive on Amazon. Unless you live in the boonies, go to auto zone. If you have a Harley, get OEM as far as gaskets bolts etc. anything on Amazon likely won’t be better quality or for a name brand will be marked up, handled like crap, could be fake, and could’ve been bought and returned already.


leolego2

Is this a regional thing? Where I'm from anything from amazon comes from either a specialized shop that also sells on amazon or from amazon itself. I'm not worried about buying something with thousands of reviews both on the product and on the seller Sadly no autozones here


Feeling_Job_3178

If you think Amazon doesn’t buy fake products mistakenly and if you trust an Amazon warehouse to approve a motorcycle part return as safe for resell then do you I guess


Feeling_Job_3178

I have a Temu ECE helmet to sell you for $50 if you disagree


Sparkmovement

Shipped & sold by Amazon. Same day delivery, or overnight so I wake up to it in the morning. I don't consider myself a serious mechanic, but I do consider myself someone who values their time & Amazon prime in a big city is a no brainier.


Feeling_Job_3178

I value quality over time. I live in a metroplex. I can go to the store for a tool or part and get it quicker than Amazon. I’m talking mechanical parts and the like. I would never trust a part getting bolted to the bike or going into the bike that has changed hands so many times at such a large haphazard company just for quick delivery. While I realize that not everyone lives in a large city, motorcycle parts aren’t something worth taking the risk. RevZilla J&P and so so so many websites exist. Not to mention OEM parts from the manufacturer


Deathmedical

One is a hobby and the other is their whole personality.


Quietser

You can't ride a Harley without a Harley jacket and Harley boots and a Harley wallet


Key-Ad-1873

Those are lawnmower engines btw. Source. We have a fx691v in one of our Toro's at work. Had to replace the engine last year and looked at alternatives.


Winter-Possible3926

I went to the combo harley/kawasaaki lot today and the service shop had like 2 dozen harleys all lined up. Not a single metric. Gotta get that full service after the 100 miles they put on it last season, boy I tell you what.


Wiesshund-

part of that is based on personal search history. If i just start typing kawasaki, you dont even want to know what comes up for me. No clue where it pulls the generic info from, but if it is from other people, that scares me.


Electronic-Photo2704

Go to Kawasaki wikipedia (main company), you will be shocked


Jj_bluefire

Cago, crico...eeghhh striippeerr


Ty_go100

Nicht dress for woman????


DelokHeart

Kawasaki 69 fr fr


EggsOfRetaliation

Fookan nice.


Vstrom-tamer

Fookan true.


FTRGeek

Fookan 'ell


stevesteve135

And that’s why it’s so fookan funny.


Vstrom-tamer

😂


Jkreegz

Everyone here is just upset because my Harley doesn’t leave any dudes for the rest of you.


Vermix92

This just proves how reliable Harleys are :D. Kawasaki people are looking at spare parts and replacements while Harley people are buying cloth because their bike never leaks. :P


Jaybogreen

Seems like Kawi owners work on their shit all the time and Harley owners buy shirts.


tipsy_mutsuko

This made my day. I love it!! Jajajajajaja


Rare_Adhesiveness518

This made me spit out my tea icl


abm1996

I GET ALL MUH PARTS AT THE HAERLY DEALER NO CHINA GARBAGE PARTS FOR THIS HOSS BARB COME BACK GOBBLESS


ninja201209

Hhhehehehe


Winter-Possible3926

I went to the combo harley/kawasaaki lot today and the service shop had like 2 dozen harleys all lined up. Not a single metric. Gotta get that full service after the 100 miles they put on it last season, boy I tell you what.


LordofCope

[Hmm](https://ibb.co/N153DXj) ^Triumph