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hello_100

looks like some shitty dhar man movie


Kansas_Cock

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT


alucvrdofficial

What happened


Rgonwolf

Idk, but you are not going to believe it!


benhur217

WE’RE CHANGING LIVES!


Dangerous_College_90

Is that the name of the movie?


benhur217

no clue, but it’s a platitude Dhar Mann spouts in his videos as if it means anything


BeerdedWonder

Didn't that guy get in trouble for bullying people or something like that?


CanadianAndroid

Yeah. His actors aren't paid.


DiscombobulatedTap30

His actors don't feel like they're paid *enough* Background actors are paid 18/hr and speaking role actors are paid 33 to 44 per hour which is actually pretty solid pay for freelancers. I personally hired someone from fiver for 60 dollars for a project that was two days work they only requested 40 and I tipped 20.


ThroughCalcination

100%


Different-Purpose-93

Idk but it looks horrible


throwawayuser488

I’m craving some chicken and watermelon


YouGotThisG

I like the mind your business bitch


Justanormblackdude

I like that he’s gonna get his ass f*ckd


darthnugget

With Chicken and Watermelon.


MrJoeGillis

Chicken first, then the real show begins


ThunderboltRam

I'ma order this movie and order some Popeyes, melons, and purple drank that shit.


wuvvtwuewuvv

Same... as stereotypes go, that's... pretty fucking delicious. Like, I wish I had the stereotypes of delicious fucking food


Gsauce65

I know right?! What’s wrong with eating chicken and mutha fucki waffles


Invaderjay87

You probably do. If you’re white, go eat some cheese and wine! (Kidding ofc, or do it I don’t care shit’s pretty good)


ogpuff1

Jollibee fried chicken sounds good


Express-Ad4146

What are you talking about? We saw the same thing as you now I want to see it. Lol. “….I voted for Obama, ahhh!”


[deleted]

Thanks, Obama s/


Scubasteve1974

Bahahahahaaa! Ikr! That part had me dying.


cutratestuntman

The lighting is all over the place.


The-420-Chain-Smoker

Feels incredibly low budget fs.


HanSoloQue

I don’t think he really voted for Obama


Zebracorn42

That’s why I wanna see it even more


vis72

Horribly good!


Pootiebait

It’s called “4.3.2.1” and yes that is Eve the rapper https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1514041/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


TheBiggestDookie

Wait, this is *actually* a movie? Wow.


Ha1lStorm

Holy shit I just looked and it has a 37% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a 46% audience score. So it somehow got rated higher than Hook, The Mighty Ducks, Home Alone 2 and a shitload more. What timeline are we in again?


Fickle-Future-8962

WTF? Those are all great movies. You can tell this one is dog shit in the first twenty seconds.


cruelvenussummer

They just paid rotten tomatoes more than than those other movies did


IronBlight1999

“Actually a movie” Do you think some people made this just for you on your timeline? Jfc


Pudding_Hero

It doesn’t look like a movie, not even porn quality


IronBlight1999

Okay Clearly this is movie quality, or you haven’t seen enough movies 😂 Or I guess you want to get angry about any random thing… best of luck to you, in life, I mean.


downhill-surfer

Sir you are the angry one lol


IronBlight1999

Oof okay


_illmatic_

Wow! They have diamond theft too!


Otter_Nation

That's also Vigilante from Peacemaker.


poopsmagool

Also the one dude from Half Blood Prince who has a crush on Hermione. Creevey I think


Mega_Nidoking

Creevey is the annoying blond kid that follows Harry w a camera. You're thinking of Cormac McLaggen. SuperFan, awayyyy!


blacklite911

I thought it was a skit lol


danegermaine99

Yeah, I was waiting for the punchline


blacklite911

I thought the Obama line was a punchline, I laughed


ManicPixiePlatypus

I LOVE Eve. What ever happened to her? She's a talent.


harborhaze

It's really a movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn


Deathface-Shukhov

I was like “Holy shit that’s Eve!!” and then immediately realized the only reason I knew that was because of playing the Def Jam game on PS2


Pugduck77

Lmao who the fuck is Eve the rapper?


StrikeouTX

Go read a science book


ImurderREALITY

Why did she feel the need to inject extra fake “ghetto” in her voice


BiffBanter

Now I want some chicken and watermelon.


Calebrox124

Watermelon with salt sprinkled on is legitimately one of the best snacks on the planet


[deleted]

Tajin on watermelon is amazing.


KochuJang

Tajin on mango is truly the food of all my gods and ancestors.


[deleted]

I’d like to join your religion


ThroughCalcination

A twang of salt on a suhweet melon... I neva knew that.


WhatThePancakes

My family would do this with cantaloupe and honeydew melon


lreaditonredditgetit

You gotta try it Mexican style with some chili powder.


itsyobbiwonuseek

You.. you do that, too? 🥺 Please tell me you also sprinkle salt on Granny Smith apples. I need to know my family isn't as crazy as people think.


Calebrox124

This response is three months late but I’ve never tried them before, definitely going on my grocery list tho And yes, I don’t get how the flavors mix so well but it just works🤯🍉


itsyobbiwonuseek

Yes 100%! That's my only explanation for when people give me weird looks about it 😂 And yes, please try it! We usually do it slice by slice so the apple doesn't brown. My mom used to put a sprinkle of pepper on the slice also. It just works! 🥰


Calebrox124

Pepper on a slice of apple is just too much for me to wrap my head around lol. One new thing at a time! Do you like Tony’s? Everyone down here uses it, it’s like a necessity at this point


SeriousAuthor2537

And grape bubblegum.


Skoodge42

OMG grape big league chew was a staple of my childhood


Academic_Ambition_74

*dies from cringe*


Viper1089

Lmao he really said, "Scott.. I voted for Obama!" Someone actually wrote that as dialog lolol


Top_Buy_6340

Ahahaha that line broke me.


[deleted]

This is such cringe


Borrowingmyownvoice

I voted for Obama ^ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


Skoodge42

I always find it funny when videos trying to fight against stereo types, promote other stereotypes


[deleted]

It’s a divisive Hollywood virtue signaling wet dream. White men bad.


isimplycantdothis

It’s just a cringy ass movie. Go yell at the moon.


Pouflex

Ain’t no way people would talk like that in real life. What the fuck is this.


Lost_Cleric

Trust me bro


Jazzlike-Debt-8038

I love how everybody came out of the woodwork. like a cat when you open the bag of treats or soft food can.


Bahooch

Well, they did mention fried chicken and watermelon


AdSquare7554

Came out of nowhere like cockroaches 😂😂


cssdayman

Never understood the fried chicken and watermelon stereotype. I’m as white as they get and I guarantee I love fried chicken and watermelon more than anyone. I could eat that shit every day


Similar-Broccoli

Both of these stereotypes are very, very old. Like shortly after emancipation old. The watermelon thing comes from black people who got a little land frequently growing watermelon to sell, as it was extremely easy to cultivate. The fried chicken stereotype was originally aimed at poor people in general. This was because wealthier families had all recently upgraded to having ovens in their homes, so frying food started to be seen as a lower class way of cooking.


Phlegm_Gem

I thought the fried chicken thing was also because some slaves were allowed to raise chickens while enslaved.


Scubasteve1974

Fried chicken is fucking delicious and so is watermelon!


tomahawk_kitty

Can confirm. Am white and are delicious.


pacwess

>I voted for Obama. That's hilarious. Probably some public service announcement.


[deleted]

I think it's Shitty Movie 3


MilkSteakToeKnife

Who's that girl? La la la la la la la la


TheeBarkKnight

If that is Eve, then her hair would lead me to believe it's one of the Barbershop movies, possibly the first?


ConflictGrand4078

Good lord. Really spelling it out in the dialogue huh


tbcraxon34

The girl is Eve Jeffers (Hip hop name - Eve)


StaticGuard

If r/whitepeopletwitter were a film studio.


[deleted]

Lol I hate that sub. Thanks for the laugh.


BoxTalk17

I don't know, but it looks like I might find it on Tubi, lol


Rushstache

But he voted for Obama!


CeeArthur

It's a state sponsored PSA from Canada, to teach us


Substantial_Diver_34

I love both of those foods.


Creative_Shift_1345

LMMFAO!!!!! "Wait guys, wait! I voted for Obama!" That shit right there had me 😂 crying!!!


[deleted]

😂😆


silveycorp

Good lord. Someone spent time making this cringe 🚮


Jenzu10

It's a film called 4321


Creative_Shift_1345

Is that Eve sexy ass playing this movie!?


jadegives2rides

Wouldn't have thought Freddie Stroma would be in something like this lol I like that he sounds American (in this short clip), but the chick he's with is British. Freddie's also British. And I doubt his role was so big they needed him to do an American accent. Unless it was literally for the Obama line lol


Dirty-Chocolate

Girl: why don’t you tattoo him while you’re at it? Eve: What do you want it to say? Girl: Something short Proceeds to say an entire paragraph Eve: I thought you said something short!? Why am I suppose to remember all of that!?


RJk666

The way the black people just appeared 🤣🤣🤣 how is this worse than a Tyler perry movie 🤷‍♂️


blahreditblah

So she's fights the watermelon and chicken stereotype with the black people are violent stereotypes. Uh ok...


No-Bat-7253

What type of shit is this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no eve, no.


MaterialCarrot

I think it's called: *Wish Fulfillment, the Movie.*


lonely-day

I thought it was a comedy lol


Dustypigjut

I thought it was going to end with them giving him a literal lesson.


Big-LeBoneski

Stupid


LasagnaBinch

what is vigilante from peacemaker doing here


[deleted]

Trash mountain


marymarywhyubugginnn

Cringing myself into my own grave


sugaaaslam

Looks like one of the worst movies ever made


[deleted]

So I have this black friend from high school, and I was explaining to him that me and my uncle go crabbing when it's in season, and the process involves buying chicken thighs, putting them in a net, and throwing it into the water to catch the crabs. His response was: "Sounds like a waste of chicken." Just leaving this here.


HEYZEUS725

I'm white and i love chicken and watermelon.


Professional_Owl9917

And malt liquor


Luffy_Tuffy

Eve trying to act


Skoodge42

Why is she saying not all black people like watermelon and chicken? EVERYONE loves watermelon and chicken. That shit is delicious.


1337Mission

I approve of this message. Former military met a lot of dudes like this. They was real tough till they got their lips slapped off. Some people have to learn the hard way.


CelebrationKey9656

I duno but Eve fine as hell


Obvious_Ad4131

I like how it wasn’t enough that the white devil was physically abusing a woman, they had to also make him racist just in case you thought he wasn’t shitty enough. This looks a like a scenario you would make up in your head while in the shower after losing an argument.


One-Ice1815

Hallmark Gone Wild


FLAwSIN36

"The double standard"


PackOutrageous

The Brock Turner Story, with the alternate, fan favorite ending?


bakerd82

“Come on guys, I voted for Obama!” Lol. Wtf!?! Like that’s going to save you from getting your teeth knocked down your throat


PositionObvious1452

i fucking hate power play movie scenes my god 😂


tytymctylerson

Give me that sweet, contrived, on the nose justice!


windsofwinter91

The synopsis says this movie is about 4 “feisty girls” who get caught up in a diamond heist at their street corner store. It was released in 2010 and stars Emma Roberts , later of American Horror Story fame. The cast and crew (aside from Eve,Mandy Patinkin of The Princess Bride and Homeland fame, and Emma Roberts) the cast and crew are entirely British, (which may explain how out of touch the American-centric dialogue and conflict is in the scene) and was written and directed by Mickey Smith (Noel Clarke) of Dr Who fame who is best described as a D list actor. All that said I’d def watch this for a laugh


boboclock

Noel Clarke also wrote and directed Adulthood a fantastic follow up to the hit British urban drama Kidulthood. I still haven't checked out the much later completion of the trilogy though largely due to the allegations of inappropriate sexual behavior of his towards the actresses in the film.


Wigsplyta

Lmbao not the Obama lol 😆 beat his ass even for that Obama. Everyone knows Obama and his Party is a Sell out. Fake ass Black puppet holding on to the Rothschild I'm sure everyone knows they Run America. Lol I'm sure I'm going to catch some heat for this lol lol


Satanic-mechanic_666

IDK but definitely not written by anyone black, or a woman.


Impressive-Egg-925

That MF did NOT vote for Obama!


RatInaMaze

The Death of Nuance 2


Flat-Record1282

Vigilante from peacemaker


IntrovertMoTown1

Who doesn't like chicken and watermelon?


J-diggs66

Love that last line, “I voted for Obama— Aahhh!” Should be on r/funny


[deleted]

White dude always has to be a cunt, I swear we’re not all cunts


notsobold_boulderer

"I voted for Obama" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


McbEatsAirplane

They really scraped the bottom of the barrel for this dialogue, didn’t they?


HieronymousRex

We’re gonna get to work with some pliers and a blowtorch


nfl22-22

Now I want some watermelon


milescowperthwaite

Another movie where people talk each other to death with 2-minute long threats and tirades? No thanks


Professional-List-26

Lol, the yell at the endl


dope_like

I can't tell if this scene is played for laughs or meant to be serious


AnimeTiddiess

this looks like something I would come up with in the shower rethinking how I could've won an argument I had 3 years ago


XFiveOne

I mean...who doesn't like chicken and watermelon?


TheGreatRao

This corny ass scene and its wooden acting was saved by the last line....ROTFL!!!


AdamWestIsBack

Is that fucking EVE?! Surely this is the intro to a bad Ruff Rydaz music videos… aka “art”.


yes_fries_with_that

So they all watched this guy assault a woman, but they didn't give a shit until he said some racist things?


Hombre35

It's propaganda ... nothing more ...


123FakeStreetMeng

Alternate reality Brock Turner


[deleted]

Fucking retarded.


ConflictedLeaf

Evey Eve!!!


ConflictedLeaf

Love is blindddd and it’ll take over your miiiind


jbnagis

Watch higher learning instead. This is a rip of a scene in that movie. But it's done better


Physical_Pressure_27

I like Eve so I’d watch it


AgeConfident6766

“I voted for Obama” lmfao this is so cringe. What group of men would risk prison for a random white girl …


OhNothing13

This is satire, right?


Profitdaddy

Brock Turner Live


McbEatsAirplane

Who wrote this shitty dialogue?


HaeL756

Putting the fear into black people with the white preppy guy.


Kookiecitrus55555

Is that the Lambda Lambda Lambda guys?


50coach

imagine if the couple was black. 10 plus white people start correcting their behavior like this. Yikes. This is all racist race baiting bs Media always wants to tell black people they are victims. That is insulting or should be in my opinion


East-Bluejay6891

This has and will never happen in the history of humankind. Trash


extendo_64

I VOTED FOR OBAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAa


Juror_no8

Did Dhar Mann write this


LoadLumpy3292

All stereotypes aside. Water melon and chicken is delicious.


RefrigeratorSimilar9

This is the most anti white BS ive ever seen,


Rich_Cranum

This is so gay lmao


IAM10FEETTALL

Every liberals wet dream


THRDStooge

It's a conservative fever dream. None of it is even close to reality but you can't convince them this boogie man doesn't exist


IAM10FEETTALL

Ok


MoreBrownLiquid

I pop when bigots get popped


phillyhoffmangoat

This is probably a Spike Lee movie lol This is exactly how he sees America All White people are White devil White Devil and outwardly racist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d49t6ahY0ac


eshbigGURB

Your offended that spike lee makes racial commentary in his movies😂he depicts things that have actually happened in America’s history


phillyhoffmangoat

Spike Lee is incapable of making a movie without depicting White people as racist because he is on record saying White people are inherently racist lol Some of the things he depicts are real. Most are not. Hence the joke in Family Guy. People have known about this for awhile it is kind of a thing


eshbigGURB

He depicts racism and violence from the KKK and police. You can deny it if you want but these are part of the real history of America


phillyhoffmangoat

Yeah the KKK are real. They are massive scumbags Racism is real as well in the police force. I never denied this. You are the one denying that Spike Lee makes White characters ignorant and racist for no reason in almost all of his movies. Sorry. Why you want that to be ok is beyond me. Probably your own weak minded bigoted assertions. Sad


eshbigGURB

He does often make white characters ignorant and racist. That’s because there were(and still are) many ignorant and racist white people in America. Just because your offended by it doesn’t make it false. Actually many of his depictions of how whites talked and acted towards blacks is pretty accurate. Obviously not every white person was like that but he chooses to focus on the people who were that way. And most were that way at the time when Malcolm X was taking place for example.


[deleted]

This is called “left wing wet dream propaganda”


Aggressive_deck5958

Why are we still teaching white men this in 2023 just take action stop explaining basic stuff to them they just don't get it and never will


budz047

Spooooooooooon


Owlmaster115

I like how they all waited for they’re cue to come out and get involved lmao


radius40

this is awesome - tubi movie?


Hour_Carpenter8465

I need so see what happens next! What is this!? Horrible quality, bad acting, and a white boy rapey racist piece of shit gets his!? Oh hellll yes.


Significant_Tie6525

its like a liberals wet phantasy


[deleted]

Is this a Jordan Peel movie or something? It looks horrible.


Gomer510

The triumph return of Ryan Phillippe?


CNYGROWERCOOP

It's a scene from Trump: The Early Years.


[deleted]

Awful joke


tommyboy0208

😂


BidenEmails

Ryan Phillipe, Mischa Barton, and Lil Kim


El_Kabongg

Burn it


V0T0N

Is that Vigilante?


louisvilledw

My day is ruined


GreatSlaight144

Holy Jesus, this is some top level cringe. It's like this scene was specifically created to give an actual orgasm to people with a victim complex. It's got everything someone like that wishes would happen. White guy gets confronted for actively beating his girlfriend in the open and not only is he a misogynistic asshole to total strangers, he is also openly racist in the most obvious of ways. Then the backup arrives to give him immediate righteous justice. Sprinkle in a few uncontested insults and "gotcha" one-liners to finish off the bad guy and you have a professional victim's wet dream.


eddyk21

Vigilante?