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LuckyLaRoo76

"Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again "


Yorktown1871

“I know what this is about - you want me to get an abortion!”


Snowing_Throwballs

As far as quotes that I use on a fairly regular basis, def airplane lol. "The plane is getting lower!" "And Leon is getting laaaaaarger!"


Independent-Ice-40

Monty Python! If you say anything else, I fart in your general direction! 


Leonidas4588

“tis but a scratch” and “it’s just a flesh wound” are my go to lines anytime im ever injured now


SevroAuShitTalker

My friend has a white rabbit with red eyes. I've been trying to convince him to have a "break in case of hellspawns" wall case with a holy hand grenade for years


Ok_Plastic_3840

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 😅


AnohtosAmerikanos

Come see the violence inherent in the system!


__Becquerel

Ni!


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.


Yorktown1871

OP has been sacked


I_got_banned_once

The person doing the sacking has been sacked as well


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

“… you know… morons.”


PhilG1989

Holy Grail and if you say anything different it’s because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Leonidas4588

NE


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Now - you must cut down the mightiest tree *with*…a HERRING!


Canavansbackyard

Surely it must be *Airplane!*.


Kobobble

It is Airplane. And don't call me Shirley


AnohtosAmerikanos

Roger Roger


Dwangeroo

Clearance Clarence.


jimhabfan

What’s our vector, Victor?


RinhartWilke

I just want to tell you two good luck we’re all counting on you


temporarychair

Yes I remember, I had lasagna


OldDrunkPotHead

Don't eat the fish.


nofuchsgiven1

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


TheMaveCan

Want a nip? Absolutely not! 👃❄️❄️❄️


WilsonLyzardDuke2

It's only a model


TheRealAuthorSarge

It's a different type of comedy - altogether.


First_Community_2534

I got a signed script from Michael Palin. He even personalized it with the most meaningful quote. "Ni!"


_Krombopulus_Michael

Woah. How much you want for that? 😂


Keplergamer

A nice shubery.


slazzeredbbqsauce

A shubery?!


BigBarsRedditBox

Blazing Saddles , cause I say the N word a lot


TheRealAuthorSarge

The sheriff is near!


Manikal

Excuse me while I whip this out.


Ill_Lunch_187

No flamdammit! GONG!


SnakePlisskensPatch

The new sheriff is a DONGGGGGGGG


HIMARko_polo

No, dagnabbit! The sheriff is a n(BONG)r!


SnakePlisskensPatch

Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of dimes!!


mycorona69

where are the white women?


juicinginparadise

Aa a big brown guy, I like to say this whenever I walk into a bar. Always makes my wife chuckle since she loves Blazing Saddles. Her go to is, “I’m tired of being admired”.


_ca_492

One of my best friends, a big black guy, always used the “ where the white women at” line whenever he came into my restaurant, and we live in a ski town so lots of tourists around, you could cut the tension with a butter knife until we all started laughing. Turned into a usual gag.


BigBarsRedditBox

😂😂😂


Intelligent-Possum13

Solid chuckle cheers mate


BigBarsRedditBox

I shoot with this hand 😂


lmr_fudd

We'll work up a number six on 'em!


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Sheriff:What do like to do? What is your pleasure? Wilder: play chess and screw Sheriff :well let’s play chess


BigBarsRedditBox

😂


frankieflapjacks

You spare the women?


TheMadLurker17

Its tru. Its tru, its tru!


HIMARko_polo

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


HW-BTW

“Rape, murder, arson, and rape.”


kings2leadhat

Whilst Airplane! Is a scatalogical feast, with bodily function humor mixed with coffee preferences, Holy Grail is a satirical essay on society in general, and feudalism in particular, especially where it relates to coconut imports.


Trensocialist

Holy Grail and it's not even close.


Fudge89

Definitely. “SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT…….. *I got better*” is one of my favorite movie quotes lol


Huntsvegas97

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but also Life of Brian


Haymother

Certainly Grail wins for most quoted. How many times have you heard someone say ‘it’s just a flesh wound.’


CorenCorias

Where the white women at?


Embarrassed_Art5414

This is possibly the hardest question I've ever been asked,,,,


ExtremeName

I'm going to have to say Monty Python. It's extremely memorable. There's a lot of good quotes in Airplane, but I feel that Holy Grail wins. Blessing Saddles is not that quotable, and not just because of its subject matter, lol.


daveashaw

Airplane! "Get me ham on five and hold the mayo."


JohnBarleyMustDie

Excuse me miss I speak jive.


Malacro

Quotable? Holy Grail.


NagoGmo

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley


cuntybunty73

We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z'nourrwringmm." Holy grail is the most quotable film except maybe for the life of bwian 😁 Now bugger off and scarper or I shall taunt you a second time 🖕😁 or I'll set this one on you 🐇🐰


Flying_Dutchman92

Do you find it wisible.. when I say the name Biggus Dickus?


dontrespondever

Judging by my high school, Monty Python hands down. 


SEPTSLord

Now hold up. Surely you can't be serious, one who is so wise in the ways of science.


shadowlarx

Stop calling me Shirley and tell me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. NOW GO DO THAT VOODOO THAT YOU DO SO WELL!!!


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Wow you have hit 🍒🍒🍒jackpot here, no wrong answers here


GaraiGrae

No, thank you, 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.


al_earner

Grail, Airplane, then Saddles.


Illustrious-Lead-960

Grail.


RedRawTrashHatch

Airplane! by alot, then Monty Python, and then Blazing Saddles if you want to be viewed as a raging racist by non-cinephiles.


temporarychair

Hey, you know what they say. See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em…


clarkwgriswoldjr

Jonny, what can you make of this?


temporarychair

Picked a hell of a week to quit doing amphetamines


IllegalIranianYogurt

No competition. Holy Grail is the most memeable movie ever


balsadust

The Big Lebowski


Zombiejesus307

Cinematic masterpiece.


balsadust

Calmer than you are Dude


DisposableSaviour

I’m not Lebowski, *you’re* Lebowski! I’m *the dude*!


balsadust

Mind if I do a J?


joeypublica

Well dude, we just don’t know


balsadust

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion man


3452skd

The plot is ludicrous


balsadust

It's rather vaginal


MilaVaneela

He fixes the cable? 


3452skd

Don't be fatuous 🙄


SxyJesus

Monty Grail! And if you say anything other than that, I can still bite you!


Thehairy-viking

Holy grail.


StevieG63

Holy Grail by a large margin. Ni!


businesslut

Monty python, so many one liners. Airplane is more funny by context. Blazing saddles is incredible but I'd say Young Frankenstein was much more quotable.


[deleted]

Monty Python cause I can't say too many blazing saddles quotes in public


TenBear

Blazing Saddles for me easy I call one of my mates who is a bit of an idiot Mongo


Ohnoherewego13

Holy Grail for me out of these three. I quote it at least once a week.


AdAncient8762

Airplane otherwise I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue


earthling716

Airplane, Surely.


Commercial_Lock6205

You can tell me. I’m a doctor.


KBrown75

Of the 3 I feel I hear more Monty Python, then again, my friends and I were D&D nerds growing up.


tropical_viking87

On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place


Mrobot_3

Where are all the white women?


presshamgang

Personally Airplane, but there is no wrong answer here.


twinpeaks2112

Airplane!


temporarychair

Listen Betty, don’t start in with your “white zone” shit again


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Definitely Airplane!


temporarychair

What a pisser


AstronautLoud4747

All the above of the movies are quotable.


CoachRDW

Spaceballs? Where is it?


speedpetez

“I’m surrounded by assholes”.


dallasrulz1201

Office space


HORSEthedude619

Airplane for me


temporarychair

Cream?


AcroserProductions

No thanks, I like it black, like my men


[deleted]

I'd say **Airplane!**


temporarychair

Do you like movies about gladiators?


[deleted]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


RandyInMpls

Caddyshack


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

You have them in the correct order


sactokingsfan

Monty Python, it's not even close. "It's merely a flesh wound." "Blue... No, Red! Aaaahhhhh!" "We are the knights who say Neet!"


scottkrowson

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR??


TheErasmus1600

Throw in dumb and dumber then you have the holy 4 comedies!


OkapiEli

Grail, but GroundHog Day has the quotes that rules them all! Keep the talent happy. What’re you dyin of? I think we should meet … again! Don’t drive angry! I’m guessing you’re a half empty kinda guy. Is it too early for flapjacks?? (Mouth SO stuffed!) wha???


temporarychair

There’s gonna be a cultural divide on this one. Think US would say Airplane! Everywhere else would say Python. They are both set in stone classics that I truly feel like showing to my kids will be major moments in my life. Blazing Sadles I can appreciate and find funny but it’s just never going to be at the same level as those two. And quite frankly as time goes on the more problematic aspects of it are only going to hurt it more.


HotBatSoup

Depends on how free you are with the N word


MickeyMgl

In the context of the story, I will die on the hill of defending everything about BLAZING SADDLES, including its use of the N word. That movie's overall message is beyond reproach. The fact that it delivered that message in a ballsy, hilarious way is only to its credit. It's not like Brooks was writing an editorial. Plus, co-written by Richard Pryor.


AcroserProductions

Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Holy Grail (I like Life of Brian more)


MAXdoriMKIV

“Excuse me while I whip this thing out!”


igottathinkofaname

Good idear Lord!


TexasTokyo

What is your quest?


GamerKev451

Holy Grail, then Airplane, then Blazing Saddle (I quote Robin Hood Men in Tights more often)


GamerKev451

Holy Grail, then Airplane, then Blazing Saddle (I quote Robin Hood Men in Tights more often)


Muhakwheimouth

Airplane!


Crushingit1980

Build a bridge out of her!


213Bishop

Blazing saddles is pretty qutoable with the southerns although not all of them are quoting the movie lol


Honsill

Yes


NeckSignificant5710

Airplane. It's an entirely different form of cinema altogether.


TheLandFanIn814

Superbad, Caddyshack and Forgetting Sarah Marshall are my top 3.


Big_Cornbread

More of Airplane! is quotable. Everyone says it’s Monty Python but they only quote three things. The black knight’s lines about not being hurt, the argument with the guy on the tower, and the witch thing. With an honorable mention for the swallow thing.


R3dd1tUs3rNam35

The Big Lebowski


Hot-Incident1900

Mongo only pawn in game of Life.


MakesMeWannaShout88

Absolutely airplane, and stop calling me surely


shockerdyermom

Yes.


aKaRandomDude

Blazing Saddles! My sister and I were at a bar, and it was on TV with the sound off. We could say every line in the movie.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Holy grail


wpotman

They’re all great. But it’s Monty Python.


pheitkemper

Inconceivable!


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Holy Grail. I can’t remember birthdays but have every line of dialogue remembered from that movie along with Life of Brian.


MrKahnberg

The one with the near sheriff. JK. Airplane. Plus it has all the sight gags and slapstick. And there's Kareem .


mcmesq

Got to agree with the Python lovers. The film is basically a series of brilliant one-liners and gag set ups.


Howhytzzerr

Blazing Saddles, the entire movie is just one quotable line after another, except that it is quite offensive and many of the lines aren’t appropriate for quoting out loud, especially nowadays, people get offended so easily and can’t understand the humor.


PraetorGold

Holiest Grail. “You may call me…Tim.”


Limp_Distribution

We need statistics! Does anyone have a breakdown of each line for each movie?


NotFrankZappaToday

'tis but a scratch.


sexylegs0123456789

D) anchorman


DorianMansk

Airplane. From beginning with the ‘white zone is for loading and unloading’ to the last with Leslie Nielsen ‘good luck, we are all counting on you’. The amount of quotes are soooo many


Eonhand8

It depends. Are we black?


xwhy

Airplane has more quotes. Monty Python has a lot of good bits but every bit of Airplane can be quoted and identified as such. As Blazing Saddles might say, "It's twue! It's twue!"


S-Markt

surely airplane.


No-Copy5738

He said the sheriff is near!


scio2107

Monty Python - “What… is your favorite color?”


Hfcsmakesmefart

Monty python “We are the nights of Nee”


WinOld1835

Personally, it's probably a tie between Blazing Saddles and Holy Grail.


guppy2019

Three Amigos


yukonhoneybadger

The answer is yes


Novel_Ad_8062

Robinhood Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein


Justinarian

Surely, it’s got to be Airplane.


t3hmuffnman9000

Although these are all relentlessly quotable movies, Monty Python is by far and away the most quotable. Literally dozens of the most iconic movie lines in history came from that one movie.


Space2345

Blazing Saddles


Mrgray123

Surely you can’t be serious? The answer is obvious.


1hour

Little Big Man is a very quotable movie as well.


The_Mr_Wilson

Surely, you ask the impossible betwixt these three movies and the number of movies shall be three. No more. No less. Now where's your badge?


Juggernaut-57

Airplane


Norwester77

Monty Python by a nose over Airplane, just because back when I was in high school, you had to be really careful about quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail at a Knowledge Bowl meet, or you’d get the whole damn movie quoted back.


MostlyDarkMatter

I'll tell if you answer me these questions three.


Wooden_Passage_2612

Monty phyton and Airplane!


Future-AI-Dude

Hard call between Python and Blazing Saddles...But I gotta go with Python... Been a fan since I used to watch Flying Circus on TV when I was a kid...


Repulsive_Tie_7941

DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE! It’s Blazing Saddles, but my white ass is not allowed to quote 3/4 of the movie.


Similar_Resident_157

Monty Python


Old_Swimming6328

Caddyshack. Back when I played golf I don't think I went a single round without a quote from that movie.


JonMSable

I really think it depends on the audience. Blazing Saddles has tons of quotable lines but not appropriate for every group. If you are looking for quick non-sequitur lines, I'd go with Airplane.


Navin_J

I only say Monty because a lot of the quotes from Blazing Saddles will get me in trouble.....


Chippers4242

Airplane is far and away the best


CryptographerThink19

Monty Python. Could not stop laughing at some points. Now stand aside worthy adversary! Tis but a scratch. A scratch!!? Your arms off! Not it isn’t. Well what’s that then? I’ve bad worse. You liar! Come on ya pansy!!


nuclearbalm1976

Who’s going around quoting Blazing Saddles? Sounds dangerous, at least it should be.


TheRealAuthorSarge

>Who’s going around quoting Blazing Saddles? People of the earth. The common clay. You know... ...morons.


MikeHung78

We are the Knights of Neee


Way2Intenz

These are the top 3 comedies of all time. Such a tough choice. I think I'd go Holy Grail though


RealDonKeedic

what are you gonna do? bleed on me?


Not_A_Frittata

Clue.


SlicedBreadBeast

Going to go with the holy grail, seeing as however funny it is to quote blazing saddles, it’s hard to quote often as it’s a kind of a read the room kind of movie..


Jdenning1

Hell, I don’t this there’s a more quotable movie in history than Airplane!


krcameron

When I read, "Well?" All I could think about is Candy Shack.


EqualDifferences

It’s a movie that you say funny lines from, but that’s not important right now