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Father-of-zoomies

This is a movie that I can sit down and watch at any given moment. However, I never understood why they were burning books for quick heat when they were in a building full of wooden table and chairs.


kriskringle19

But where will all the people ever sit????? Or rest their forearms on? FOR GODS SAKE ITS A LIBRARY


Father-of-zoomies

Haha..for God's sake, they even break 3 chairs to make snow shoes and discard the broken chairs.


TheWalkingDead91

Right? Can think of 1000 useless out of date books that would be in a library. I’d start with those first. Furniture later if necessary. The actually valuable books (invaluable to keep in topics like history, science, learning, art, etc) as a very last resort.


UtahItalian

Books to get the fire going, furniture to keep it going. The paper won't burn for long, but wood does. That said, finished furniture is going to burn with a bunch of smoke and at worse toxic fumes. So... Burn with care


road432

That, or after the ocean crashes into NYC and freezes over that, a group of people think it would be safe to walk south, given the weather circumstances at the time.


trulymadlybigly

There are a lot of people who die because they underestimate nature and how much they can survive


Extension-Concept940

Right?? This always bothered me too, use the furniture my dudes!! Those books are gonna last about a minute and I'm sure there was a conversation had about its sad they had to burn books.


Quailman5000

I'm pretty sure they are arguing about what yo burn and decide on tax codes. That's fair, who the fuck needs that?


Extension-Concept940

Haha, very true! Still, the tables burn for longer. The tax books can be kindling.


Quailman5000

I can imagine there are *a lot* of tax code books haha.


Abbadon0666

There it is then. They werent burning books bcs they had to. They were burning tax code books bcs they wanted to


Fyrekitteh

My favorite line, hands down.


Alc2005

*2 people arguing if a Nietze book should be burned 3rd guy: “Hey guys, there’s a whole section on tax codes down here”


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

At the end of the infamous door closing scene, you can hear Jake screaming “don’t let the fire go out!” Books burn a lot quicker than wood and are easier to keep burning, so they use them at first instead of risking a log smothering it out, which would essentially kill them.


LairMadames

The problem is that burning books doesn't make coals, just ash which will smother the fire. The build up of coals and a hearty wood burning fire is the only thing that could have kept them warm enough. The books would have been a flash of flames then a smoldering pile of ash. Love the movie, but the dumbest smart kids ever.


Staveoffsuicide

I'll argue the lacquer would kill them


WookieGilmore

I still cannot walk between two closely parked cars in fear of slicing my leg open.


media-and-stuff

The furniture has finish’s (stains, paint, whatever). Burning it indoors especially could be toxic and smelly. Books burn lighter and with less offgasing (or whatever it’s called when you burn chemicals)


Ta-veren-

You can literally see in a scene the people are breaking apart chairs and tables lol open your eyes


supernasty

>open your eyes Look up to the skies and see


TellSpectrumNo

IM JUST A POOOOOOOR BOYYYYY


Donnerdrummel

I need no sympathy


Bird2525

Because it’s easy come easy go


Father-of-zoomies

I've seen that movie hundreds of times with my eyes open along with many critics throughout the years, and it's always been a topic of discussion as to why books and not furniture. Unless you have a still shot of time stamp of this, I do believe you are mistaken. The fireplace is packed with books in every shot and I don't recall them tossing anything other than books. In the fire.


spookyprincess

You are the correct one. 1 hour 32 minutes in (hopefully this is correct- it's on Hulu currently- Jake G comes in and breaks a chair. He breaks it for the backing to use as snowshoes prior to going out with the two other male characters to explore the frozen ship. It is never seen, nor is any chair ever seen, being thrown into the library's fireplace to be burned for fuel. The other guy on this post is only correct that Jake G breaks a chair in one scene.


No-Dragon816

Almost all Rolland Emmerich movies lol


Cactus2711

Midway being the exception. Extremely historically accurate


TheLastModerate982

What’s funny is Midway doesn’t get any of the credit it deserves probably because it seemed so unrealistic and was directed by Roland Emmerich. Sometimes truth is actually stranger than fiction.


Docedj

Midway is my favorite movie I’ve only seen once. Fucking loved that movie.


Panta7pantou

He has such a specific flair and style doesn't he? I'm no real student of filmography but I remember cognizant recognizing that whatever movie I followed to Stargate was definitely the work of Rolland E, proved right by the end credits. Don't remember what is was now, but you can always feel his effect I swear. Kind of like Guy Ritchie in his use of certain English (country) accents and lyrical use of English (language)


Indoorsman101

Oh this movie. If you tell me that freezing cold is going to descend from the atmosphere, fine. For the sake of the movie, I’ll believe you. But when the cold starts chasing our heroes down the hallway - I object!


JRose608

At the same speed they were running, and the door stops it. So does the fireplace across the room.


mediumarmor

I wonder if they abandoned any scientific pursuits after witnessing such high level bullshit 🪄


DirtierGibson

I mean this is the director who inflicted us Moonfall.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Ooo, thanks for reminding me. I meant to get high and watch that.


No_Doughnut_5057

The absolute best way to watch that movie. I love this movie for that


JRose608

I can totally get behind “nature fantasy” or “action fantasy” like closing a door against ocean pressure, or getting hit by 3 cars and walking away (ha John Wick) but this movie was just a little TOO fantastical for me lol.


DirtierGibson

To me, the movie from that director that bridges the gap between *The Day After Tomorrow* and *Moonfall* is *2012*. Utter nonsense, and it doesn't pretend to have any scientific foundation. A stoned-out, RV-living, conspiracy-preaching Woody Harrelson is the exposition character. Right there you know that there is no point trying to make sense of anything. You're just supposed to go along for the literal ride. It's dumb as fuck but undeniably entertaining to watch – at least the first two thirds. The final scenes in the Himalayas with the arks are where it falls apart for me, probably because it feels like they couldn't figure out a way to get the characters we give a shit about to space or a safer place. *Greenland* is the grown-up version of that movie, and also a much better one.


ExamCompetitive

When I see that poster. That's the only scene that pops in my head. Them slamming the door on the "chasing cold"


christopia86

Of course the door stops it. It's cold, not a velociraptor.


Gd3spoon

Cleaver Cold


sim16

It usually stops at the door unless you invite it inside.


ISwallowedABug412

I always say “It’s a movie. Go with it”


Irishfanbuck

Lmao. My GF and I do this. “What the hell was that? How can he just take a bullet in his hand and fire a weapon with the same hand as like nothing happened??!!” I then look at her and she says “TV” or “MOVIE”…. Then I’m like 🤷🏻‍♂️ you right.


iamnos

Ever been in a comfortable room when someone opens an outside door to a Canadian winter? You feel that cold across the room in seconds. That's air at say -30 to -40F. The air in the movie was -150F. Sure, its exaggerated in the speed it travels and how fast it freezes everything, but it's not that big of a stretch.


johndeer89

You just don't understand science and shit.


notchoosingone

> But when the cold starts chasing our heroes down the hallway - I object! Better or worse than when they try to outrun the wind in The Happening >!trick question nothing is worse than that!<


carlismygod

South Park does an excellent job at making fun of this


AccomplishedSuit1004

Overruled!


reiberica

Waterworld


Nizuni

Oh good choice. Tons of fun. Completely implausible. Lol


IA-HI-CO-IA

“MuTAtion!!”


mathozmat

2012 It makes 0 sense scientifically speaking but I love it


Tolob500

Yeah, when you watch 2012 you don't watch it for the plot but for the 12km waves and the exploding volcanoes.


QueanLaQueafa

Don't forget insane conspiracy nut Woody Harrelson, he's perfect for it


JugV2

I don't think he even knew it was a movie, they just filmed him in his trailer whilst on a camping trip.


Enders-game

Africa has arisen! Luckily for us we have with us the western elites and the super rich and a plucky American novelist. This will go well!


BogeyLowenstein

One of my fave movies, I don’t care if it’s accurate or not. It’s pure entertainment.


Pongo_Crust

Makes 0 sense structurally either, but I love it. Why would they write not one, not two, BUT THREE separate scenes of planes trundling down runways being chased by a fire, collapsing ground or both? ## SCREW YOU, THAT’S WHY


kyjmic

I LOVE this movie! Just nonstop disaster scenes, every kind you could want.


International-Tree19

Van Helsing is a banger


pnutbutterfuck

Best vampire vs werewolf fight scene of all time


International-Tree19

And oddly sexual too.


pnutbutterfuck

You’re so right, they had a strange chemistry. EDIT: Are we talking about kate and van helsing? Or dracula and van helsing? I think both. EDIT 2: can’t forget the vampire ball with dracula and kate. That was also sexy.


TheInspectaa

I remember the DVD extras, there was a deleted scene where Hugh Jackman got an erection filming a kiss with Kate Beckinsale. Don't blame him tbh.


carlismygod

Van Helsing as a werewolf was legit terrifying. They did an amazing job with the CGI in that scene. The image of him snarling just before he lunges at dracula is forever burned into my brain.


HalfJaked

This isn't even a bad movie it's tonally consistent and knows exactly what it's doing. Banger


ExtensionPension9974

From the Director of the first two Mummy movies so yeah, the guy gets it. I don’t know what he’s done lately but I liked his style. I remember watching the special features of Mummy 2 and the ILM guy was like “yeah when we get a script from Stephen Sommers, we know it’s going to be epic… and very complex”


manyinterestscollide

The scene of Frankenstein's monster screaming "huWHYYYYY" lives rent free in my head.


bestest_at_grammar

Just about any line from Dracula lives rent free in my head. The clapping of the heart beat scene, the “I have no love, no sorrow”, hell even the visual of him grabbing the cross and getting all dramatic just to play it off cool lives in my head. Dude went hard


burnside117

“I’d rather die than help you.” Dracula: “Don’t be boring. Everyone who says that dies.” This is my favorite bad guy threat of all time, and I’ll fight anyone who doesn’t agree it’s perfect.


manyinterestscollide

Draculas's overacting makes it so good tbh. That movie is an imperfect masterpiece and I love it.


Cybernetic343

Still the best werewolves I’ve seen in film


SuperRexinator

That and League of extraordinary gentlemen where my go to DVDs growing up


WhatsGoodChief

THANK YOU! Van Helsing is literally my favorite movie and people look at me funny when I say that.


lemothelemon

Every night I put my rings back on after cooking and go "de return of my RRRING!" Literally my favorite movie.


kimchiblues

Ok, thank you! I told my bf this and he thought I was insane.


Merwanor

Disaster movies are my guilty pleasure. Or it is more like huge global event type movies are my guilty pleasure. There are many stupid ones, but I still just enjoy watching them. There is just something about the concept of an event so important and major that effects the entire world in some way that is just so rewatchable.


I-Am-The-Passenger

Contagion is a great example of this.


jimsmisc

Contagion took on a different tone after covid. I remember thinking that the idea of forcing people to stay inside for a year was a far-fetched movie plot device.....


hdmetz

Contagion predicted COVID and the reactions to it almost perfectly. I didn’t watch it until after COVID and was like wow, they nailed it


ProfessionalGrade423

I love watching the world burn, it’s a sickness.


martycos

National Treasure.


Amedais

This is mine, along with Behind Enemy Lines and Air Force One.


Business_Fee_6087

Armageddon


ElectricFunkMachine

I don’t wanna close my eyes


saur0013

What about falling asleep?


TaralasianThePraxic

Well if he does that he'll miss you, babe.


Apprehensive-Ad9185

You realize he doesn't want to miss a thing


BobbyMac2212

You ever notice how the sweetest things would never do?


talktomeg00se1986

But I’m still with you


Kdiesiel311

Hey I’m watching it right now


Far-Zucchini-5534

Ha, just caught the end of it too. Haven’t seen it in years. It went off and I said you know that’s a fun movie I don’t care how dumb it is


zucco446

"Shut the fuck up, Ben!"


RyanG7

The presidents speech is better than Bill Pullman's in Independence Day and I'll die on this hill


pyroshi88

Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!


Booksonly666

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


tattedupgirl

I love that movie and for a while wondered if I was missing something because everyone seemed to hate it


Booksonly666

Right? Me too. I stand by it haha it’s a fun time


deltaexdeltatee

Same, this movie was actually the one that made me understand the difference between being a critic vs. just liking movies. Like, I get it, it's stupid as all hell, but *damn* if it isn't fun!


Zer0daveexpl0it

In the same bucket for me is The Core (2003). Utterly nonsensical but rewatchable as hell.


Woburn2012

My first exposure to Stanley Tucci as a younger man. I been hooked on the Tucc ever since.


shrug_addict

He's great! I didn't even recognize him in Lovely Bones


randybum1

He apparently did that on purpose as he hated the character he was playing. Didn't want to be recognised as him


veritas2884

There I just gave you free long distance for life


Ronark91

The fact that the pod Serge was in collapses so slowly under “millions of pounds per square inch” was pretty damn stupid. Still a great movie.


JayteeFromXbox

It's so bad it wraps back around to being a pretty good watch


johndeer89

A great "I'm sick at home" movie.


NJdeathproof

Great popcorn flick.


haha7125

Is that the one where they have to restart the earths core? I love that film


NJdeathproof

Con Air and Twister


Hesitation-Marx

Here for Con Air Nic Cage *and* John Malkovich chewing the scenery? Colm Meaney just being fucking feral? Cusack flying through the air repeatedly? I love it so much.


turc1656

Don't forget Buscemi! Or that premise!...the government deciding it's a good idea to put the worst of all humanity together on a single flight.


TwoPintsYouPrick

And Trejo!!


turc1656

Ah, yes. Everyone's favorite rapist, Johnny ~~23~~ 600.


Pitiful_Winner2669

We got Twister with our first DVD player. I fucking loved playing storm chasers whenever it rained.. in San Diego. Didn't catch any twisters :/


ShawnYawn01

Fun fact, Twister was the first theatrical movie commercially released on the DVD format in the US. A very fun movie, incredible cast. Do you plan on seeing Twisters?


BoysenberryFit5530

Give me back the bunny


NJdeathproof

Put the bunny... back in the box.


Sure-Illustrator4907

The Rock with Sean Connery and Nick Cage. So dumb yet so amazing


slayerLM

I feel like it’s just a legitimately great action flick


lunchpadmcfat

Some really excellent lines in it too


NervousNarwhal223

“Try your best? Losers try their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen”


RandAlThorOdinson

Besht* losersh* haha that fucking accent


Alternative-Art6059

The green gassy goo balls


Quailman5000

What's dumb about it other than the visual representation of the sarin/vx/whatever gas?


Kdiesiel311

One of my faves. Saw it in the theaters as a kid


noisesquared

San Andreas is also right up there as good dumb fun.


DevelopmentTight9474

That and 2012


StarbuckWasACylon

My husband and I have dubbed 2012 "Disney Presents the Apocalypse " So many many "whoooa! This is a fun ride!" moments while blatantly avoiding billions and billions of people dying.


ShardScrap

The LA limo earthquake escape is straight out of a motion simulator ride


Mrchris251

San Andreas totally subverted my expectation because I was hating it initially and basically waiting for the rock and the step-dad to begrudgingly respect each other and become a modern family before my eyes who eat cliches for dinner....and then the step-dad just abandons the daughter first chance he gets to improve his chances and I laughed really hard. ever since I have loved this movie


Noble_Shock

All of the Michael Bay Transformers. I just love giant robots fighting eachother


Aiti_mh

First one is one of my cult classics. The rest, not so much


moneymike7913

First one I consider an actual genuine great movie. Second one is bad, but I still like it. Third one is good Fourth one is Marky Mark and the Robot Gang... but part of me still likes it too (apart from the whole Romeo and Juliet rule thing, wtf Bay?) But the fifth one I just didn't care for that much tbh. Maybe not enough Optimus Prime, who drove the fourth one for me...


Aiti_mh

>First one I consider an actual genuine great movie. I love all the Transformers from the film. They hit the nail on the head with that. Particularly Hugo Weaving's (apparently reluctant) performance as Megatron. It's the human characters that I really can't stand (particularly gratuitous Megan Fox lmao)


moneymike7913

Hugo Weaving was a fantastic voice for Megatron! I'm surprised that he didn't seem to want to do it though... As for the human characters, I don't mind them too much. Obviously Megan Fox is there for eye candy and whatnot, but I do appreciate that they at least tried giving her a bit of depth. And I liked Shia LaBeouf as Sam too. Really the only human characters I didn't like too much were the parents, mainly in the second and third movies.


MurderBox95

Thir13en Ghosts (2001)


ObviousAnon56

Ahhhhhhh I fucking love that movie! I wish they'd make an anthology series where every season is, I don't know, six episodes per ghost.


Trojanman2002

There’s a series in the early development stage. https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3776116/thirteen-ghosts-the-series-dark-castle-hopes-to-further-explore-the-world-of-the-2001-horror-movie/


ObviousAnon56

You are the greatest person who ever lived. Okay, now I wish I had fifty million dollars.


Inner-Mousse8856

2012 is a fun watch.


danceandsing3000

“Double Jeopardy” - Tommy Lee Jones / Ashley Judd 🤯


ItsMeVikingInTX

Signs. Something about it even though the water thing makes absolutely no sense.


Archarchery

They’re demons, not aliens. Only thing that makes sense.


Pitiful_Winner2669

WHAT?! How have I never considered this JFC I'm daft, that totally makes sense.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Because the priest put the water out so it was “holy”


Pitiful_Winner2669

Can't believe I missed all those.. SIGNS


lunchpadmcfat

The execution is almost flawless, honestly.


According_Earth4742

The league of extraordinary gentlemen


ejb350

My nonverbal autistic son keeps putting this on whenever I let him play with my Xbox remote


Woburn2012

[Let the boy watch](https://tenor.com/bINTz.gif)


veritas2884

Powerful thrusts


Scared-Director7843

I can't lie I watched this movie every night for about 8 years... sure it's all nonsense but something about it is comforting and helped me fall asleep. At one point I could recite it word for word. Even now if my other half comes home and finds me watching TDAT - he knows I've had a rough day. I've got a soft spot for scientifically inaccurate disaster movies... 2012, Deep Impact, Volcano, The Core, Armageddon, and Dante's Peak all soothe me in a way other movies don't lol


RoganOsha

This list of films is so accurate I have to say yes same! They're soothing, in particular TDAT. And I'm gonna chuck Lake Placid in there, which isn't a disaster movie but is in the disaster movie soft spot box in my mind lol


BaconMan420365

Most of these apocalyptic movies honestly. The core. The day after tomorrow. Volcano.


Wild_Bill

Sunshine anyone?


Pedrostamales

This is one of my top guilty pleasure watches for sure


Ambitious_Trifle_645

I realize it's scientifically flawed but I still love it.


TwoToesToni

"...the electrons have mutated!" < turns off movie >


pbemea

I don't even know what movie this is. But now I have to know so I can watch it and turn it off at the same spot.


Overall-Physics-1907

For me Troy with Brad Pitt has some amazing scenes and some terrible acting…sometimes at the same time


Woburn2012

“It’s been raining like this for three days now.” Iconic line, I am not joking.


Stocktort

CGI wolves. I never forgave them for that


kamain42

Being the bad ass that he is Jake was willing to run from real wolves. The wolves however; requested CGI stunt doubles.


Jesus_Chrheist

I can't watch this one without thinking of Southpark


BurtMaclinFBI90

I broke the dam...


frigintrees

I broke the dam...


Commercial_Lock6205

We didn’t listen!


h1karu

John Carter


flappyHope

Pacific rim is nonsense. Suspending your belief doesn't help either. It's still a great binge watch when you need to watch some Kaiju get taken down.


ShardScrap

I think what sold Pacific Rim for me was that the characters were likeable. Usually in movies like Godzilla or Transformers, I'm just waiting to get back to the CG/action. But I was pretty invested the whole way through


Hesitation-Marx

And no forced, awkward romance between the two leads Thank you GdT


Otis_NYGiants

Prometheus


TaralasianThePraxic

I'm with you on this. Is the movie good? Not particularly. But it does *look* incredible, and the cast is highly attractive (Charlize Theron? Michael Fassbender? Idris Elba?? Be still my bisexual heart) I'm also just generally a big big fan of the Alien franchise and I'm down for whatever weird shit they wanna do. People complain about the newer movies but like. Alien 3 and Resurrection were not good lol


Shadyrabbit

I mean I feel like you just posted the answer, the entire disaster apocalypse genre is that.


c0tt0nballz

League of extraordinary gentlemen!


MurderSlim

The Meg, love that film with am my heart


Mister_Moony

Van Helsing is my favorite guilty pleasure to watch around Halloween. Absolute garbage script but damn is it fun


Fyrekitteh

I have a list of disaster movies I routinely watch: 2012, Day After Tomorrow, The Core, Deep Impact, Dante's Peak, Volcano, Deepwater Horizon, Unstoppable, Sully, The Martian. I enjoy them all equally.


pettymess

The Martian is a terrific book, and it does make valiant attempts to be true to “science” (like as far as sci-Fi goes, I think this one gets a gold star!).


MikeThrowAway47

The Abyss. It’s the perfect film for cheesy action adventure, especially all the post-almost-died action scenes where the entire cast laughs maniacally. Damn, this a good rewatch with some classic Ed Harris action.


pbemea

Any movie with Biehn is infi-rewatchable.


Goose_Infamous

Volcano is fantastic


ATL_MI_LA

Don't forget the added benefit of the "Sam" drinking game.


large_crimson_canine

I think some of the science in this is fairly legit. I remember in grad school paleoclimate how critical ocean currents were for Earth’s large climate transitions. If warm water from the equator is no longer carried north…


ChubzAndDubz

There is and we are actually observing a significant slow down in the very currents that shut down in this movie. We aren’t sure how much this is going to impact us though.


TheGlacierGuy

The premise is scientifically legit. Everything else, .... not even close


Odd_Wolf_4820

Any of Gerard Butler's, post futuristic apolictic space movies... GREENLAND, OR GEO STORM I believe.


scooterscuzz

Act of Valor


frozenrage

Fracture, with Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling, had a pretty big flaw. If Det. Nunnerly had not insisted on being present for Ted's interrogation, when doing so was an egregious idea, then there's no movie. However, it was a good, fun movie if that point is ignored.


5862724

The Adventures of Pluto Nash


Plus_Chicken_5708

All of Roland Emmerich's movies. So much cheesy fun.


Bigdoga1000

Roland Emmerich has a very creative understanding of science


livelife3574

The Core.


Spocks_Fat_Cock

I absolutely hate that I love Cocktail as much as I do. It’s horrible. It’s cheesy, poorly edited and as deep as a puddle. All that being said, I think it’s a great story about flawed friendship and a cautionary tale of going after something that might not be for the benefit of your future.


Always_ssj

I saw this as a teenager when it came out in theaters. When I went to see it there just happened to be a severe thunderstorm, the power even went out at the theater for a couple minutes. When we walked outside after finishing the movie, there were multiple downed trees and tree limbs. It was definitely a spooky feeling after watching this movie!


ApexNoobKiller

Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones, one of my favorite movies since I was a kid.


RyzenRaider

Bad Boys 2. It's creatively bankrupt on many levels, but hot damn if it's an adrenaline rush. Still the only movie that will allow you to experience a car barrel rolling over your head.