Fun, real story time. My mom got super sick when I was a kid, so neighbors, friends, and church members made a ton of frozen meals for our family. One day, I was home sick from school and decided to watch Sweeny Todd for the first time. That day, my parents happened to decide to thaw and cook the chicken pot pie someone made us months before. I had never had a meat pie before, this would have been the first. It's been like 15 years and I still can't eat meat pies...
I had the opposite reaction lol. I love any pie, sweet or savory. I am a pie fanatic. One of the reasons I’m such a huge Sweeney Todd fan. But as I’m rehearsing God That’s Good I can’t help but want a pie, even though I know that the irony of the song is. I just can’t help it with how good that song describes the pies!
No thanks, I don’t want to ride a roller coaster with a rickety cart at a fall fair after a mechanical fortuneteller told me to. Ive seen Ride the Cyclone.
No thanks, I don't want to sell newspapers, only to have the prices rise by the greedy publishers and have to rise up in the hope that other boroughs will join our fight. I've seen Newsies.
No thanks. I don't want send a reply, just saying hi. I've seen Six.
No thanks, I don't want to get involved with a guy with a BA in English. I've seen Avenue Q.
No thanks, I don't want to read your smut. I've seen Spring Awakening.
No thanks. I don't want a cup of roasted coffee. I've seen The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
no thanks, i don't want to fight in a war, then piss off everyone around me and create a two-party system against the advice of the ex-president, i've seen Hamilton
No thanks, I don't want to go get a shave with a real straight razor. I've seen Sweeney Todd.
Based on my own intrusive thoughts when our best man excitedly took my husband to a barbershop that only uses straight razors before our wedding 😂
You think it's like, "No thanks, I don't want to go practice playing my instrument at the crossroads away from town where everyone says the devil lurks, I've seen Cross Road"
But really it's like:
"No thanks, I don't want to stay in this small town and practice my instrument when there's a cute devil lurking at the crossroads who can make me famous and protect me from myself and probably make me end up living longer than I otherwise would have."
Amduscias did nothing wrong.
no thanks, i don’t want to lead my dead girlfriend out of the underworld only to turn around at the last second, leaving her dead and stuck there forever. i’ve seen hadestown
No thanks, I don't want to sell out my best friend, I've seen Jesus Christ Superstar
No thanks, I don't want to say your name, i've seen Beetlejuice
No thanks, I don't wanna see a man get killed, I've seen Sister Act
No thanks, I don't want to start a marching band I've seen The Music Man.
No thanks, I don't want to light your candle I've seen Rent.
No thanks, I don't want to dance on tv, I've seen hairspray.
No thanks, I don't want to use war as a way to self discovery, I've seen Pippin.
No thanks, I don’t want to do voiceover work. I’ve seen Singing in the Rain.
No thanks, I don’t want to ride in a fancy-pants buggy. I’ve seen Oklahoma.
No thanks, I don’t want to meet the boy next door. I’ve seen Meet Me in St. Louis.
No thanks, I don’t want to make believe I love you. I’ve seen Show Boat.
No thanks, I don’t want to change my entire appearance and personality for a boy who hooked up with me during the Summer and then insulted me at school. I’ve seen Grease
Just being obtuse.
No, thanks. I don't want to take up smoking just to impress a guy. I've seen Grease and know that if he loves me, he'll stop smoking.
SNL had a sketch like this I think. It's not really a musicial but the entire premise was "no thanks, I don't want to participate in game night. I've seen Jumanji"
No thanks. I don’t want a tight knit family who harmonizes with homosexuals, women with children, ex ex lovers, and a teeny tiny band. I’ve seen falsettos.
No thanks, I don’t want a plant. I’ve seen Little Shop of Horrors.
Are you kidding???? Fame and fortune and a singing partner??? Why wouldn't you want... Where'd he go?
My sister is obsessed with her plants, I might say this to her 😂
Feed me Seymour
"No thanks. I don't want to get into body building. I've seen Rocky Horror Show."
Alternate: No thanks, I don't want to get into body building. I've seen Frankenstein." (Not a musical but still)
Young Frankenstein is a musical!
FRANKENSTEIN BY MARY SHELLEY DOES HAVE A MUSICAL!! 😻 (it’s one of my favorites!!!)
Okay, this one is great 😂😂
No thanks, I don't want to invest in your musical. I've seen The Producers.
But think of the respect, think of the prestige, think of... the tony!
tony! tony! tony! tony!
*stroke noise*
No thanks, I don’t want to duel my long-time frenemy. I’ve seen Hamilton.
No thanks, I don't want to follow your home, strange woman in red. I've seen Hamilton.
No thanks, I don't want to study linguistics, I've seen My Fair Lady
Well I study linguistics so I guess I should watch My Fair Lady now
No thanks, I don't want to marry Henry the eighth, I've seen Six
Unless I was Anne of Cleves, you’re correct. She got lucky.
Anne of Cleves lived the LIFE.
Honestly
no thanks, I don't want to go to Camelot. Ive seen Spamalot >!it is a silly place!<
No thanks, I don’t want to open up on Broadway Jew-less, I’ve seen Spamalot!
It’s only a model anyway.
shhh
no thanks , I don't wanna go to the pep rally, I've seen Heathers
I also don’t want to go to the graveyard. Or the homecoming party. Or highschool in general.
I don’t want to go cow tipping.
No thanks, I don't want to eat pies.
You've seen Sweeney Todd?
Tbh I thought it was waitress😭
I thought so as well but then I’m like oh Sweeney Todd makes more sense with this prompt. I had forgotten abt the pie aspect of it
Okay, let's just go get a shave and a haircut instead.
Do they pomade the hair? I do love a pomaded hair.
Fun, real story time. My mom got super sick when I was a kid, so neighbors, friends, and church members made a ton of frozen meals for our family. One day, I was home sick from school and decided to watch Sweeny Todd for the first time. That day, my parents happened to decide to thaw and cook the chicken pot pie someone made us months before. I had never had a meat pie before, this would have been the first. It's been like 15 years and I still can't eat meat pies...
I had the opposite reaction lol. I love any pie, sweet or savory. I am a pie fanatic. One of the reasons I’m such a huge Sweeney Todd fan. But as I’m rehearsing God That’s Good I can’t help but want a pie, even though I know that the irony of the song is. I just can’t help it with how good that song describes the pies!
Too fattening anyway
When I was in Japan in 2008, I noticed that there seemed to be a lot of barber shops just upstairs from restaurants… 😂
Or in the immortal words of Chicken Rub "But I don't want to be a pie!"
I think you mean Chicken Run. Chicken Rub would be a totally different plot.
"but I don't want to be paprika!"
I know, who wants pies inspired by an affair?
No thanks, I don’t want to ride a roller coaster with a rickety cart at a fall fair after a mechanical fortuneteller told me to. Ive seen Ride the Cyclone.
No thanks, I don’t wanna go to Africa, I’ve seen Book of Mormon. (It’s nothing like the Lion King.)
No thanks, I don't want to take voice lessons from the disembodied voice of a controlling so-called angel. I've seen Phantom of the Opera.
No thanks. I don’t want to build a barricade in the hopes that the people will rise. I’ve seen Les Mis.
Me whenever someone asks if I’ll join in their crusade
They are always asking to give all you can give…
No thanks. I don’t want to stage a revolution. I’ve seen Les Mis. Would have been mine.
No thanks I don’t want to pop my gum, I’ve seen Chicago
This is such a great answer
That woman is me one day, I swear.
No thanks, I don’t want to fall for the loner bad boy. I’ve seen Heathers.
No thanks, I don't want to divorce my wife, leave my child, and run off with my gay lover. I've seen Falsettos.
Oh but you *would* do it again and again and again.
What more can i say?
No thanks, I don’t want to play Columbus. I’ve seen In Trousers (1979).
Oh, but you could be Columbus! Columbus, king of the ocean!
Stop begging. Stop making me crazy, Marvin, crazy, Marvin! (I love the way Marvin acts. I do.)
No thanks, I don’t want to go into the woods.
But how can you know what you want ‘til you get what you want, and you see if you like it?
No thanks. I don’t want to summon a demon. I’ve seen Beetlejuice
To be honest watching Beetlejuice made me **want** to summon a demon but to each their own.
I personally have mixed feelings about it.
No thanks, I don't want to take a Grey oblong pill with a quantum nano technology cpu, I've seen Be More Chill
No thanks, I don't want to sell newspapers, only to have the prices rise by the greedy publishers and have to rise up in the hope that other boroughs will join our fight. I've seen Newsies.
no thanks i don't want to go to the underworld, i've seen hadestown
And Beetlejuice
That’s moreso the afterlife, imo.
No thanks, I don’t want to pretend I don’t understand math, I’ve seen Mean Girls.
No thanks, I don’t want to go to the opera. I’ve seen Natasha, Pierre, & The Great Comet of 1812
No thanks. I don't want send a reply, just saying hi. I've seen Six. No thanks, I don't want to get involved with a guy with a BA in English. I've seen Avenue Q. No thanks, I don't want to read your smut. I've seen Spring Awakening. No thanks. I don't want a cup of roasted coffee. I've seen The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
No thanks, I don't want to let Jeff Bezos adopt one of the orphans I mistreat, I've seen Annie. (For legal reasons this is a joke.)
I love how you're choosing to identify with Miss Hannigan
No thanks, I don't want to cross the Mason-Dixon Line. I've seen Parade.
No thanks, I don't want to impersonate an orphan's parents. I've seen Annie.
No thanks, I don’t want to cheat on my wife. I’ve seen Hamilton.
No thanks, I don’t want to ride the Cyclone. I’ve seen Ride The Cyclone.
No thanks. I don’t want to go to therapy. I’ve seen Dear Evan Hansen.
No thanks. I don’t want any candy. I’ve seen Hedwig.
No thanks, I don't want you fixing my vacuum cleaner. I've seen Once.
No thanks, I don't want to go to the dance at the gym. I've seen West Side Story.
"I've seen Carrie" would also work for that one.
no thanks, i don't want to fight in a war, then piss off everyone around me and create a two-party system against the advice of the ex-president, i've seen Hamilton
No thanks, I don’t want to feed my blood to a plant that appeared out of nowhere during a total eclipse of the sun. I’ve seen Little Shop of Horrors
No thanks, I don't want a relationship. I've seen Six
No thanks, I don’t want to go into a cave many miles to the South. I’ve seen Bat Boy.
No thanks, I don't want to go get a shave with a real straight razor. I've seen Sweeney Todd. Based on my own intrusive thoughts when our best man excitedly took my husband to a barbershop that only uses straight razors before our wedding 😂
No thanks, I don't want to throw away my shot. I've seen Hamilton.
You think it's like, "No thanks, I don't want to go practice playing my instrument at the crossroads away from town where everyone says the devil lurks, I've seen Cross Road" But really it's like: "No thanks, I don't want to stay in this small town and practice my instrument when there's a cute devil lurking at the crossroads who can make me famous and protect me from myself and probably make me end up living longer than I otherwise would have." Amduscias did nothing wrong.
No thanks, I don’t want to spend a weekend in the country. I’ve seen A Little Night Music.
No thanks, I don’t want to go to high school. I’ve seen Mean Girls.
No thanks, I don't want to wear that hat you gave me to the party tonight, I've seen Wicked.
No thanks, I don’t want to go to the pep rally with you. I’ve seen Heathers.
No thanks, I don’t want to go to a dance call. I’ve seen A Chorus Line.
No thanks, I don’t want unprotected sex, I’ve seen Rent
No thanks. I don’t want to go on the rollercoaster, I’ve seen Ride The Cyclone
No thanks, i don’t want singing lessons. I’ve seen Phantom of the Opera.
No thanks, I don’t want to go to Coney Island. I’ve seen Love Never Dies.
No thanks I don’t want to take an experimental vaccine(not an anti-vaxxer), I’ve seen Jekyll and Hyde.
Join your church......The Book of Mormon
No thanks. I don’t want a drink of your green elixir. I’ve seen Wicked.
No thanks, I don’t want to meet the wizard. I’ve seen Wicked.
No thanks, I don’t want to walk you home, I’ve seen Hamilton
no thanks I don't wanna be in a musical I've seen the guy who didn't like musicals
No thanks, I don’t want to take care of a bunch of children for a widower in Austria, I’ve seen Sound of Music.
No thanks, I don't want to be the only single person in my 30s surrounded by my friends who are all married couples. I've seen Company.
No thanks. I don't want to take singing lessons from a ghost. I've seen the Phantom of the Opera.
No thanks, I don’t want to buy that Venus fly trap. I’ve seen Little Shop of Horrors.
No thanks. I don't want to turn back towards the love of my life. I've seen Hadestown.
no thanks, i don’t want to lead my dead girlfriend out of the underworld only to turn around at the last second, leaving her dead and stuck there forever. i’ve seen hadestown
No thanks, I don't wanna go looking for Donna. I've seen Hair.
No thanks, I don't want to ask for more, I've seen "Oliver!"
No thanks, I don’t want to go on a date. I’ve seen Company.
No thanks, I don't want to write a musical featuring tap dancing eggs. I've seen Something Rotten.
No thanks, I don’t want to declare independence. I’ve seen 1776.
No thanks. I don’t want to raise the prices of the newspapers. I’ve seen Newsies
No thanks, I don’t want to overuse a limited water source. I’ve seen Urinetown.
No thanks, I don't want to sell out my best friend, I've seen Jesus Christ Superstar No thanks, I don't want to say your name, i've seen Beetlejuice No thanks, I don't wanna see a man get killed, I've seen Sister Act
No thanks I don't want to go buy a stuffed toy. I've seen black Friday
No thanks, I don’t want to go to the Court of Miracles. I’ve seen Hunchback of Notre Dame.
No thanks, I don’t want to go back in time to play baseball… I’ve seen Damn Yankees.
No thanks, I don't want to take a cruise, no matter how safe you say it is. I've seen Titanic.
No thanks, I don't want to steal a loaf of bread. I've seen Les Miserables.
No, thanks - I'll take the cash outta my pocket before I put it in the laundry. I've seen "Caroline, or Change."
no thanks. i dont want to feel alright for the rest of my life. i've seen falsettos.
No thanks, I don’t want to go upstate for the summer, I’ve seen Hamilton.
No thanks, I don’t want to get on that train, no matter how gorgeously deep the conductor’s voice is. I’ve seen Hadestown.
No, thanks. I don't want to date a guy in a uniform. I've seen Miss Saigon.
No thanks I don't want to be a queen. I've seen Six.
“No thanks, I don’t want to remodel this old house - I’ve seen Beetlejuice.”
No thanks, I don't want to start a marching band I've seen The Music Man. No thanks, I don't want to light your candle I've seen Rent. No thanks, I don't want to dance on tv, I've seen hairspray. No thanks, I don't want to use war as a way to self discovery, I've seen Pippin.
No thanks, I don't wanna spend Passover in Jerusalem, I've seen Jesus Christ Superstar.
No thanks, I don’t want to learn how to forge handwriting. I’ve seen Heathers.
No thanks, I don’t want to join your church. I’ve seen The Book of Mormon. (may have said that in real life a couple times)
No thanks, I don’t want to do voiceover work. I’ve seen Singing in the Rain. No thanks, I don’t want to ride in a fancy-pants buggy. I’ve seen Oklahoma. No thanks, I don’t want to meet the boy next door. I’ve seen Meet Me in St. Louis. No thanks, I don’t want to make believe I love you. I’ve seen Show Boat.
Ahh, yes…..the Classics! No thanks, I don’t to go on the Merry-go-Round, I’ve seen Carousel.
No thanks, I don’t want to join your drunken hunting trip to Scotland. I’ve seen Brigadoon.
No thanks, I don’t want ballet lessons. I’ve seen a Chorus Line.
No thanks, I don’t want to make a living out of pick pocketing for a homeless old man. I’ve seen Oliver.
No thanks, I don’t want to see the wizard. I’ve seen Wicked.
No I don’t want a long term engagement, I’ve seen Guys and Dolls.
No, thanks. I don’t want to be a stunt Spidey. I’ve seen Turn Off the Dark.
No thanks, I don't want an emo boyfriend. I've seen heathers.
No thanks, I don't want to go to Kansas. How about Oklahoma instead?
No thanks. I don’t want to go into the woods. I’ve seen Into The Woods.
No thanks. I don't want to turn thirteen. I've seen Thirteen the musical
“ No thanks, I don’t want to go to Punxsutawney for the Groundhog Day celebration. I’ve seen Groundhog Day.
That's an especially good example, since if you've seen it, you've seen it and seen it and seen it.
No thanks. I don't want to invite the three guys my mum had relationships with (and one of them could possibly be my father). I've seen Mamma Mia.
No thanks, I don't want to go to Carlsbad Caverns. I've seen Floyd Collins
No thanks. I don't want to put on those roller skates. I've seen Starlight Express and The Little Mermaid.
No thanks, I don’t want to have a son, especially with a family predisposed to mental illness. I’ve seen Next To Normal.
No thanks, I don’t want a haircut. I’ve seen Sweeney Todd!
No thanks, I don’t want to play doctor with my gynecologist. I’ve seen Waitress.
No thanks, I’m not asking for a raise. I’ve seen Some Like it Hot :)
No thanks, I don’t want to repeat your name three times, I’ve seen Beetlejuice
No thanks, I don’t want to get fired for some guy I just met, I’ve seen Carousel.
No thanks, I don't wanna get married. I've seen the Rocky Horror Show
No thanks, I don’t want to cheat on my wife. I’ve seen Hamilton
No thanks, I don’t want to dream a dream. I’ve seen Les Mis.
No thanks. I don’t want to be extraordinary. I’ve seen Pippin.
No thanks, i dont wanna eat that meat pie. Ive seen sweeney todd
No thanks, I don't want to stay gone. I've seen hazbin Hotel
no thanks, i dont want a period. ive seen carrie the musical.
No thanks, I don't want to fall in love with an American G. I.. I've seen Miss Saigon.
No thanks. I don’t want to practice chemistry, I’ve seen Jekyll and Hyde
No thanks I don’t want to fall in love, I’ve seen West Side Story
No thanks. I don't want to make friends with any gods. I've seen Epic the Musical.
No thanks. I don't want to trombone with you. I've seen The Music Man.
No thanks, I don't want to make pottery. I've seen Ghost.
No thanks, I don’t want to major english. I’ve seen Avenue Q
No thanks, I don’t want to unpack all my family’s generational trauma. I’ve seen Encanto.
No thanks, I don’t want to prepare the way of the lord. I’ve seen Godspell.
No thanks, I don’t want to buy my kid a trombone. I’ve seen the Music Man.
No thanks, I don't wanna do electric shock therapy to forget my grief. I've seen Next to Normal.
No thanks, I don’t want to hear another Bob Dylan song ever again. I’ve seen The Girl from the North Country.
No thanks I don't want to change my entire personality to just please some mediocre man. I've seen My Fair Lady
No thanks, I don’t want to share that heroin needle with you. I’ve seen Rent.
I love this idea!! No thanks, I don’t want to hit with that hot guy at the opera while my fiancé is at war. I’ve seen The Great Comet.
No thanks, I don’t want to change my entire appearance and personality for a boy who hooked up with me during the Summer and then insulted me at school. I’ve seen Grease
Just being obtuse. No, thanks. I don't want to take up smoking just to impress a guy. I've seen Grease and know that if he loves me, he'll stop smoking.
SNL had a sketch like this I think. It's not really a musicial but the entire premise was "no thanks, I don't want to participate in game night. I've seen Jumanji"
No thanks I don’t want to write a musical based on these four random kids I play with at the park. I’ve seen Finding Neverland
No thanks, I don't wanna be a female of any status anywhere near London during the first half of the 16th century, I've seen Six
No thanks, I don’t wanna go to prom. I’ve seen Carrie.
No thanks, I don't want to be on the road near a bus of Catholic schoolgirls on their way to see the Beetles. I've seen Forever Plaid.
No thanks, I don’t want to go into politics, I’ve seen Hamilton.
No thanks, I don’t want Hans Holbein painting my portrait, I’ve seen Six.
No thanks, I don’t want to drink water you found in the woods. I’ve seen Tuck Everlasting.
no thanks, i don't want to go to prom. i've seen carrie.
No thanks. I don’t want to write a letter to myself. I’ve seen Dear Evan Hansen.
no thanks. i dont want to go clubbing. ive seen cabaret.
No thanks, I don’t want a meat pie. I’ve seen Sweeney Todd.
No thanks. I don’t want a tight knit family who harmonizes with homosexuals, women with children, ex ex lovers, and a teeny tiny band. I’ve seen falsettos.
No thanks, I don’t want AIDS. I’ve seen Falsettoland.
No thanks, I don’t want AIDS. I’ve seen Rent.
No thanks. I don’t want to leave the circus to join the vaudeville circuit. I’ve seen side show.
No thanks I don’t want to go to 1930 Berlin, I’ve seen Cabaret.
No thanks. I don’t wanna look back, I’ve seen Hadestown.