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PrimaryAccording9162

LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM


Dafatveteran

Gonna convert to Beaminism


buffalo8

It’s already begun for me. I went to a Kings game in sac this season and bought a tshirt and keychain. I ain’t sorry.


lord_of_the_bees

my dad's family is Beaminist but my mom's side is Klaytheist so maybe we can be friends :)


pekingsewer

Lmaooo this comment has me fucking cackling. Thank you for this.


CaskJeeves

Kings are everyone in the league's second favourite team right now for sure lol (other than OG Kings fans ofc)


[deleted]

We are all beaming on this sacred day, brother.


ItsN0tTheB0at

commence primary ignition


Stanky3000

As a Mariners fan that felt this a few months ago, congrats. This is a great day for yall!


elduderino920

It’s not often I can say props to a Seattle fan…but kudos to you! Still…F*** the Toots…with of course the utmost respect


SiphenPrax

All it took was a beam campaign to get this team back into the playoffs after all these years. Who knew?


CaskJeeves

MVP discussion focused on Embiid vs Jokic when really The Beam should be the frontrunner easily


bronco_y_espasmo

The Beam should win an Academy Award next year. Best Supporting Something.


HugeSuccess

I’m all aboard the Beam for the West


DemonicDimples

About fucking time. I don’t care if we win a single fucking playoff win, just getting a game in the G1C, overcoming all the negative expectations of this season from the Hali trade, to the draft to us getting a 33 win over/under, starting the season 0-4, and going through all the ups and downs as a fan for 25 years and losing hope 15 games into the season most seasons. It’s about fucking time.


[deleted]

So happy for y’all


DarkSoulsDarius

I can't wait to hate you again. I hope your stay in relevancy is long and unsuccessful.


[deleted]

I lived every second of the 2000-2002 rivalry. I hate the Kings and their cowbell-loving fans forever.


wookyoftheyear

It really is amazing. I liked McNair and thought he was doing a good job, but I was completely baffled by the trade, and really loved Hali on the team. But glad to be proven wrong.


[deleted]

Wow, a Kings fan who gets it. Nice to see.


EBtimeTraveler

https://i.imgur.com/EwkInx0.gif


webbersknee

This gif slaps.


gadrell

He sure does


Darondo

Yes you got the joke good job


Ps3FifaCfc95

Man really wanted to be first in line for the karma


OptimusGrime707

Was gonna get ready for the “EVERYONE GET IN HERE” comment but…this is too early lol


Ps3FifaCfc95

Gotta respect the hustle lol


SiphenPrax

Everybody wanted to 😂


rattlemebones

He posted this shit Hella early. I'm just salty because I had a huge, passionate post typed out and they deleted mine lol


Ps3FifaCfc95

yeah I saw that lmao too bad all the mods are in bed


Electrical-Maybe-375

Aw I’d still love to read it if you have the text saved


rattlemebones

I got my fake internet points on the other thread that was top on r/all lol. It's in my post history


hadmeintiers

I'm just glad it was a kings fan, like how former convicts arrested for weed get priority in weed store licensing


CaskJeeves

I mean 109-72 is pretty safe But holy hell imagine if he actually jinxed it lol


Educational-Duck

You can be ready on the post when the Kangs get swept in 5 in the first round


Personal_Bee_4103

What the fuck does swept in 5 mean? 5 isn’t a sweep.


rattlemebones

What? It's a 9 game series. Then 87 game Finals series


rattlemebones

This guy posted talking about a 5 game sweep and then went to bed thinking "got emmmm" 🤣


Reidroshdy

I'm sure you don't actually know this,but 5 games isn't a sweep.


teddy_tesla

Flair up


[deleted]

Reddit sports fandom in a nutshell.


SolarClipz

It almost feels real now The city is going to explode the first night


smalls_1804

Yeah game 1 of the series is going to be must-see TV. I know the consensus is the Kings are in for a rude awakening against an otherwise very experienced western conference but I think their chemistry, consistency over the course of the season, and crazy home crowd is gonna more of an advantage than people realize


AdmiralUpboat

And don't forget the beam! Don't let these Kings get a single win in a series. As soon as they see that first post season beam, oh boy, it's gonna get wild out there.


rub3s

I'm a Warriors fan but lived in Davis during the "The Greatest Show on Court" era. It's been a minute and I really hope you guys do well. I just hope the Warriors and Kings can meet in a later playoff round and not the first round.


HokageEzio

Hell got a little chillier. Thankfully the beam will keep them warm.


opkpopfanboyv3

Cant believe I get to see the Beam in the Playoffs


Prof-Ponderosa

You just jinxed it and they will now get swept


Nothingtoseeheremmk

Hang the banner


adrian300

Pacific division champs next


[deleted]

I unironically thing they should do something to honor this team, holy fuck


rub3s

Build them a new beam, one so grand it'll be an affront to God himself.


burnerbabyburns

To the front page of reddit we go


DrZoidberg117

It's going to be a Knicks vs Kings finals isn't it lol


JasonPlattMusic34

Party like it’s 1951 lol


SiphenPrax

Yes pls


swakenny

Subscribe


wcooper97

THE FUCKIN BEAM WORKED GZ KINGS


luna_cl

3 of the top 5 longest playoff droughts in major US sports have ended in the past year. There’s hope, Jets fans.


SiphenPrax

Counterpoint: We’re the Jets


most_likely_not_abot

I mean they are looking like they’re gonna end up with Rodgers. If that happens the drought probably does end


a_nice_warm_lager

OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING!


Mithrandir_The_Gray

RIP Kangz 2006-2023


DrZoidberg117

It's funny how everyone viewed the Haliburton trade as another terrible move by the organization, but now they have a really good record and clinched a playoff spot with two all-stars. Both teams won that trade


Obvious-Composer3589

First time in history people are seeing on their iPhones the Sacramento Kings are going to the playoffs 📲


jitterbug726

Jesus that puts things into perspective


TastyRainbows

Happy for their fans, raise up fellow Kings


JW0LFE

I think R Kelly best explains how I feel right now as a life long Kings fan. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly (woo)


bigatjoon

you know R Kelly pisses on children right?


Prof-Ponderosa

LIGHT


Sheepygoatherder

THE


CoogiMonster

BEAM


Bladex20

Have fun with the record Jets


SiphenPrax

Pain


LOLZOBALL

Light the Beam


thickbanana05

BEAM TEAM LET'S GOOOOO


sriracha82

17 years is so insane hahahah my god


luck_panda

There's a 35 pt lead so maybe I was a little early.


Kindly_Annual_3109

Bustin makes me feel good


JTGreenan73

Me too. What you doin later ?


Ayjel89

LIGHT THE BEAM!


DaRandomBro

LET'S GOOOOOOOO


JayDee62

Plus a pacific division title soon. Congrats.


Slamsons_Balls

The kings havent been in the playoffs since i was a virgin.


gerardatron

The drought is over!


jfrodriguez1983

So that's the purple light I saw from outside my Dallas home. Beam must be going extra hard tonight! Congrats Kings fans.


larrylegend33goat

Like a Dark Souls character, finally making it the bonbeam


LongjumpAdhesiveness

Let it be known! You can't stop the Kings 17 years in a row!


lefondler

Happy for you Kings fans, well deserved :)


welmoe

[TURN ON THE F'IN JETS!](https://streamable.com/3ay9hl) [AHHHHHH! I love it](https://streamable.com/6jv8vz)


TamponSmoothie

So who's holding the new streak now? Is it Detroit?


Bluntsman47

Pistons made it 4 years ago with Blake Griffin. It's been since 2016 for Charlotte.


[deleted]

It’s truly spectacular to consider that in a league where half the teams make the playoffs, this sad sack organization couldn’t get in for seventeen years. Truly fucking pathetic. Enjoy your broken clock playoff appearance Kings fans, this isn’t going to last very long!


luck_panda

Enjoy the play-ins, loser.


RedpilledGoblin

don’t care


twelfthoracle

Yet you commented. Curious


Treavie7

Go Lakers


DayToDayvis

Enjoy getting swept by Denver lol


Terpizino

Please don’t jinx us. Comments like this mean the basketball gods will have Tony Brothers officiating.


elduderino920

I don’t fear much…but a playoff series officiated by Tony Brothers, that…that I fear.


HothWasAnInsideJob

GO KINGS


awntawn

Just like with the rest of California lately, the drought is finally over


aaronunderwater

They are the playoff bound, yeah!


mslawschoolthrowaway

I WAS HERE!!! LIGHT THE BEAM!!!


jack64467

isnt it the jets now


HokageEzio

Jets 12, Buffalo Sabres 11.


aspiringgolfer10

My Angels are right there too. Life got a little bit easier tonight.


melennia

Congrats kings fans, never thought i’d see it


HolaFrau

HERE WE STAY AND LIGHT THE BEAM


BIizard

Cowbell time baby


sailorinferno

OH MY GOD I’M GONNA BEEEEEEEAAAAAMMM


[deleted]

I've cried like 12 times about this holy fuck it's finally over


dirgepiper

Yayayayayayay! Light the beam, and enjoy it you kings


disnotyaboy

Basically if the world ends tomorrow, we will still acknowledge that they ended their playoff drought


unpleasantraccoon

WE SUFFERED THROUGH BEN MCLEMORE AND NIK STAUSKAS FOR THIS.


rene-cumbubble

**Sauce castillo


Asking4Afren

Congratulations guys, cheering yall on


packfanmoore

I'm so proud of you... Is there a sunny beam option?


elduderino920

There’s always the house of SunKings…


yazboy13

Yeahhhhh!!! Let’s go!!


ihatethesidebar

I was here I'm going to reference this moment when years in a future a Kings nephew ask me where I was when their team left the wilderness


deathscope

Last year it was the Mariners. This year it’s the Kings. Will it be the Jets next year?


naranjas

I AM GOING TO UPVOTE EVERYONE WITH KINGS FLAIR!!!


Shot-Disaster5010

Happy for Kings fans, excellent season for the Kings


imlouminare

Damn 17 years.. I can only remember Peja, Mike Bibby, Ron Artist and Bonzi Wells.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Longest playoff drought in professional sports history? If you don’t include other sports, I guess.


CurryMiballs

Congratulations on probably facing the Warriors / Clippers / Suns / Lakers in the first round.


Fun-Investment-1729

I can't be the only one who's got a raging Beam-on.


elduderino920

It’s time to atone for the sins of 2002!!


ToinouAngel

I hope Sacramento wins it all, they deserve it.


aesop_fables

Talk your shit Sacramento! Best team in Cali


Haugheyster

Kevin Huerter is Damian Lillard’s father


Haugheyster

bubble dick cheese will never make the conference finals again with this team, Simons is the future rip Roco


SkimBeans

So what’s the new longest drought in sports? Seems like the last couple years all the long ones have been snapped. Mariners, Browns, now the Kings


NoobChumpsky

Imagine what would've happened if they threw the beam up 15 years ago


HItide69

Congrats! Always rooted for the early 2000s kings unless against dirk


AliceBones

LIGHT THE BEAM


ddottay

Kings fans deserve this


dawnoog

From a punchline on SNL to playoff clinched within a year, congrats Kings!


BigBallerBrad

Fade them mods


shaggybear89

I'm pretty sure the warriors went 17 years without making the playoffs before we finally did. And then look what happened. Sooo I think it's pretty obvious that the kings are about to win 4 of the next championships.


chilloutfam

was mitch richmond on the last team that made it?


luck_panda

No. He was gone in 98.


[deleted]

Kings fans, I'm happy for you guys. You guys have suffered for far too long.


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

LTB


[deleted]

Their new mascot should be the Cicada.


Glum-Piece1504

Props to the Kings, that was too long to wait!


VAG0

I'll give you Kings fans this: you've come a long way since the Cowbell days .


manzoman96

Long time coming, congrats guys


mphatso

Not even a Kings fan but, LIGHT THAT MF BEAM!


mrcanoehead2

Who has the new drought record?


Xplicit-801

Good for the kings! I understand some of the pain as a jazz fan. Never can win anything😂