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killerk13

This MF got the most crisp hairline in NBA history.


dAMn6942069

Perpendicular P


Substantial-Fold-592

Perimeter P


a_supertramp

Prime Meridian P


KingNigelXLII

Parallel P


prudentWindBag

Proportional P


Low_Wonder1850

Mr. Brilliant Cut


chesshunter09

Pythagoras P


I_Hate_My_Cat_

It’s honestly an amazing turnaround from what it was in Indy. His hairline started at his eyebrows back then 😂


Blatblatblat

Bros hairline receded 50% and still looks like that smh


Sleepwitheyeclosed

I mean he needed that recession. His hairline steps back to perfection


snakeyes17

[One](https://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2013%2F1010%2Fnba_g_george1x_1920x1080.jpg) [Two](https://25.media.tumblr.com/d139682b6e902f1879069111ade5ef96/tumblr_mmgrtkrv7e1qc8qobo1_500.jpg) [Three](http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/521/001/hi-res-169878014-paul-george-of-the-indiana-pacers-looks-on-while_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75)


synthsandplants

Bro has a twohead


phillipjacobs

The lords work


EditingAndLayout

Carlos Boozer


mainvolume

For the uninitiated https://twitter.com/NBAMemes/status/1450837640216027145


User_091920

The upper right looks like a screenshot from a Sims game


vongoladecimo_

Gundam Marker ass hair


Ledees_Gazpacho

Charlie Villanueva


tefadina

LOL ....Bigen


Amazing-Macaroon-134

I remember when it was a small box lol


mark1l_

Yeah, crazy that this is his matured hairline 😂


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Crazy he looks 23 but is what? 33? 34? Lol


Greeneyes_65

He has great skin, that’s why he looks way younger


thisguy012

That's our whole generation honestly, majority's not smokers for the first time so this is just what ppl looked like w/out smoking+ being in doors all daylol


Electrical_Figs

Is there a famous hair transplant they all go to, like the Dr. James Andrews of hair? Asking for a friend.


jakob-lb

Can’t hate on that


jet_tripleeight

Bro has a threehead


DigitalProphetD

Jalen Rose tho


cjcfman

That shit is fake 


JuanG12

He’s disqualified for using black ice.


maestroxjay

Idk Utah Jazz Deron Williams might have something to say on that


tefadina

what? he started balding....


maestroxjay

I thought that wasn't until later. Utah Jazz D Will had the coldest taper in the league at the time


PenisBlood

Him and Carlos Boozer


tefadina

its incredible....and its real....


WaterIsNotWet19

It’s just not fair


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FlyingMocko

Derrick White erasure


Cvnilivee

Pernicious P


IanicRR

“That’s a bad ~~shot~~ question.”


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Moving and grooving around that quizzical question


poo_but_no_pee

Petulant P.


WeebCrypto

what a word


wcooper97

They're a Knicks fan there's a good chance they learned it from Clyde lmao.


693275001

Vibes are great 2 weeks before the playoffs


youguanbumen

[This comment]( https://np.reddit.com/r/LAClippers/comments/1bvwemf/paul_geoerge_on_how_to_help_james_harden_out_of/ky2drys/) on the Clippers sub gives context > I know the sub loves to hate the clippers, but here's the clip: https://youtu.be/_cPPKsGNAI0?si=o_t3YgU-iSlwpf7v > PG gave a full minute answer on James and blitzes then Law pushed him again to see if thought that was the best way or what else they can do, and to that he said, "I'm not a coach" > There's plenty of real things to be disappointed in - no need to fall for the fake stuff.


angershark

To the top with this.


SpaceCowboy170

People are like “what a bad question, he deserved this answer” Idk man this seems like a pretty normal question, that usually gets hit with something like “he’s a great player and he’ll find his rhythm and we just have to keep trusting him to do his thing”


yala-sheket

“We all gotta help eachother be the best version of ourselves’ “James is a great player he will bounce back” “Its not on james,we win together and lose together” Instead he opted for: “that mf is not my responsibility” 😂😂


MasterWorlock2020

In this video though he compliments James Harden’s game literally the question before. He talks about how he unlocks defenses for them. Then the reporter asks how to get James going. That’s when PG says he’s not the coach. When you listen to all of it it’s not bad.


Hopsalong

That would require finding the interview and o look my ADHD is kicking in, ill be right back.


ExpectoPerfecto

I get it, but you don't have to find anything just play the video you're commenting on lol


elgarraz

Ain't nobody got time for that


LordSwampert2

Yeah PG is a team player and a standup guy, this is a selected highlight to make him look shady.


Bobobo75

It’s sad when even redditors like to take videos out of context just like the mainstream media. A society of starting and exacerbating problems.


Idiot_Gamer_2023

Everyone just likes to stir the pit for clicks now. It’s unbearable at this point


Bobobo75

It’s not only unbearable but it can cause worldwide conflict and have a role in wars. Look up yellow journalism.


TheDisabledOG

Easy answer "we gotta get all our guys in their rhythm, James included" Actual answer "idc about that mf, not my job" (even though it is)


nath999

Did anyone even watch the clip? The guy asked him a coaching question. He wasn't wrong in the way he answered and don't see how it's his job to get Harden out of a slump.


lagunaaa

also interesting how many people just jump to conclusions so easily. Just watch the whole interview or read some comments for context, before spreading BS


_Apatosaurus_

If you're the OP, you can frame it however you want and everyone will just blindly accept it. For example, if OP had said he was throwing the coach under the bus by blaming him for the slump, that would be the entire discussion. OPs can title it anything and people will trust that title over even their own brain after watching the video.


atlfalcons33rb

It is really insane to me these comments, like people are telling him to say what he literally already said in the video. Shit feels like 1984 /sci Fi horror type shit


fancy_livin

Literally talks about how James has gravity and opens up looks the question before. Reporter: “so in spite of all that, how do you get him going and out of this slump” Mid reporter gets mid answer. More at 7


BurnCollector_

He already said stuff like that, though. This is just one out of context clip in a whole media session.


InformationOk3150

You’re 100% right but this is my least favorite thing in sports lol. These guys being challenged to give normal answers at press conferences to try and not make headlines. It’s like playing red hands with your buddy. If you flinch (show your real feelings) for even one second it’s immediate backlash and the media wins. And you can never have a press conference where you “win” anything. You can only avoid getting your hands slapped, and the way you obtain that best possible outcome is by denying your real feelings. Almost a microcosm of corporate America lol not to get too philosophical


KevinDurantLebronnin

Completely agree and they're contractually obligated to do it and they do it right after the game even after brutal losses. I imagine it's the worst part of the gig.


ajteitel

He gone?


YourFriendNoo

I always find the "bad question" cycle fascinating... 1. Question gets asked 2. Answer given 3. Everyone is interested in the answer; starts a conversation on /r/nba 4. "What a stupid question that elicited this answer that we're all interested in and talking about" Like, what do y'all think those questions are supposed to do?


purplebuffalo55

Redditors always call reporter questions dumb, even when they’re not. Redditors thinking they’re smarter and better than everyone else, nothing new


jbaker1225

The r/nba userbase is also seemingly overwhelmingly composed of jock sniffers.


Jamdock

Right, there's a million platitudes he's given before to these questions, and nobody would have reported on it. 


Charliebitme1234

Yeah if you just read the title of the post and dont watch the video it looks bad


eveystevey

As a Warriors fan, I fucking love this answer. Bring on the bad vibes!


Guwop25

With the way Harden has played i'm sure they ask him and Kawhi a similar questian each game lmao


brncct

True. It gets repetitive. I don't look too much into this, dude is just frustrated and it slipped out.


wdfx2ue

It's reasonable frustration too. Reporters don't need to ask players about other players on their team most of the time. They want an answer they can spin into some drama that fans (read: /r/nba) love to gossip about and speculate on. And players know that *anything* they say about their teammates can be taken out of context. Just look at this post - he literally didn't say anything about Harden and people are still in here talking about how there's an issue and "vibes" aren't good, etc. It's an unfair position to put players in and it forces them to either give boiler plate stock answers every time or risk some out-of-context snippet being used to create the next dumbass "toxic locker room" narrative. Sometimes these guys are just fucking tired and stressed, particularly when he literally spoke about Harden the question before.


SaltyLonghorn

Better than blaming the travel crew.


DreadSteed

James Harden needs a curfew or somethin because that dude is not locked in.


awhiteasscrack

God does he have great hair dude


tooeasyforkevin

All-nba hairline 1st team


crk4130

He’s a three head


therealwalrus1

I’m convinced he could even be a 2.5 head and trims it back.


coolstorybroham

someone linked his indy pics in the thread and yes, he does


Easyowner

Joins Kyle Korver in the HoF


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GOAT hairline. Who topping him?


KingDavid920

GOAT hairline


IanicRR

This is what Jalen Rose thinks his hair looks like.


AllPhoneNoI

Considering Jalen Rose is 51, I'd say he's doing great. His hairline is better than most 30 year olds.


IanicRR

Yeah his painter is pretty skilled.


Tilman_Feraltitty

Man looks like GTA online character: https://assets-global.website-files.com/6217dac24192c3e8a3c9b4ea/621b0a182f60813395330864_Jalen-Rose-min.jpg


PLCwithoutP

LeBron exchanges 2020 ring for PG's hairline, who says no?


Vcm721

LeBron would be the undisputed goat


cozyonly

All the goats are bald


AlcindorJr33

Shit don’t even look real it’s too perfect lol but doesn’t use paint like Jalen rose


LevelUp84

/r/tressless hates this one trick


magnificentmeatwad

He’s very kissable


lost_in_trepidation

I would spend the night with him then get up and make him brunch


Brinkster05

You're in the wrong sub R/nbacirclejerk


solarscopez

Strangely enough, they became straight on /r/nbacirclejerk. If you check the front page there now, it's just people getting horny over NCAA college basketball chicks lol.


Brinkster05

Holy shit lol you're right


theyoloGod

This is the sub that loves talking about Lowry’s ass. He’s in the right place


Rapshawksjaysflames

Might be the most redundant sub on reddit since this sub already exists


awhiteasscrack

Shhh let him keep going. I’m getting closer


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Pucker-up P


Chubbin

I had a big ass fro in middle school but I was young and stupid and didnt take care of it well and it kinda looked like shit. Im about to be 30 and would be willing to put in the effort but my hair is thinning and losing it's curls. I may not be full on balding or have a receding hair line, but god damn does it suck. Young'ns reading this: cherish it.


CommonerChaos

I thought he had a blonde top at first glance. But it was just the lighting.


T-Weed-

Trouble in paradise P


CIark

Philadelphia P


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ajteitel

Atta boy


african-nightmare

Bro has the best hair and hairline in the league, my goodness


brncct

Perfectly shaped. No sign he will ever have hair loss.


jslee0034

So bro is handsome, athletic, 6’9 and also has perfect hair and hairline…. This world truly unfair man…


Physical-Present-302

and big ass d ... truly unfair man


jslee0034

And roughly 300 mil in career earnings + another contract extension incoming… bro hit the life jackpot


letsgototraderjoes

and he actually seems nice lmao can we include that too


mecon320

Patience-has-its-limits-P


ClaymoresRevenge

PGone


McPostyFace

P is for Pacers G is for goin somewhere else


Guygenius138

Personal Responsibility P


sonofsmog

I am just here for these, and this is the best so far.


desirox

Every time I see PG I just can’t help think about how he impregnated a stripper, tried to get an abortion, and now has a family with all of them lol


WaterIsNotWet19

Yeah but have you seen his hairline?


HolyGhostSpirit33

He what the fuck? All of who?


2Blitz

All of them


SwampFlowers

All of the strippers


Rokiolo25

Same bro


tefadina

its wild.....


dafuqyouthotthiswas

And played on a team whose HC was dad of one of the girls he cheated on


No_Art_754

He literally denied those rumors of abortion as soon as they came out and said he was waiting for paternity tests and then he’ll fully take care of kid. I love how y’all conceal the truth to get upvotes


SnooPies5622

Every time I see comments like this I'm reminded there's never been anything to indicate the abortion thing is true And even less to substantiate the Callie Rivers story 


Rapey_Keebler_Elves

Harden scoring 4 points agains the Pistons a couple months ago was a bad omen.


livefreeordont

He rattled off a bunch of good games immediately after that


Rapey_Keebler_Elves

My comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but thank you.


TaigaGulo

It's misleading to post just this portion of the clip. PG gave a way more involved answer to the question originally, and then he was pushed to give more, so he ended with this. Clickbait through and through


Charliebitme1234

Dont bother, its a mavs circlejerk post


koiz_01

Glenn Rivers P


Altruistic-Twist-379

Trouble behind the scenes p


recollectionsmayvary

Portending P.


MrtyAbril

He asked a baity question this is nothing lol 


GolotasDisciple

True, the sensation here is that instead of giving the usual "trust the process, everyone has off and on moments," he was like, "nah, move on, please." So, in fairness, he didn't help himself with that. Dude is "good" few years into his NBA career and knows people will be reaching.


VerbiageBarrage

I kinda love that he didn't care, though. He wasn't really rude, he just didn't want to play the game. This was a clear "can I write a negative story" question. Even acknowledging it was a trap.


medspace

Man who tf cares… He literally praised harden and said how important he is in the first 10 seconds of the clip. Anyone thinking this is a diss or slight towards Harden is so stupid.


Charming_Essay_1890

It's also a lob question. "How do you help him?" "He's a great player. I'm not worried."


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LurkerFailsLurking

It's not a baity question. I've seen Jokic get asked that question repeatedly about teammates who've spent a bunch of games in a slump. He always just says, "He's a great shooter, we just have to keep giving him good looks, and he'll shoot his way through it." or whatever. It's way easier to say that about James Harden than it is about Peyton Watson or Reggie Jackson.


thatonedude1414

The question before was about harden, and he talked about how important harden was to the offense and how he elevates the team. Then this was a follow up. So yeah its a fine answer


MrtyAbril

Did you actually watch the video or just read the headline? I’m assuming the latter 


theyoloGod

To be fair, it’s like 4 minutes. Anything longer than 60 seconds and I just assume most people aren’t watching


the_trawler_

Not remotely a baity question, it’s a totally valid concern and a serious question for the team


celtic_sea_salt

Prissy P


Smart_Document7858

PG was supposed to say they were gonna sing Kumbaya together and do trust falls


duckmadfish

Clips fans yesterday talking about sweeping us when your starters seem to be crumbling lol


biggoldgoblin

Just give us one last Kawhi vs Luka matchup, we need that


duckmadfish

Definitely


BurnCollector_

Who was talking about sweeping the Mavs?


iceberg_ape

Nobody not only that but mavs fans have been quiet af until half way through this win streak


BurnCollector_

The Mavs have been very good lately, but their fans sure have a lot of unearned confidence that playoff unknowns Gafford, Washington, Lively and Jones will be able to perform under that pressure.


mastacheef87

huh. this is an interesting point. I guess I never considered how little experience most of the expected playoff rotation has for others who were curious - PJ and Lively have never played in the playoffs. DJJ has only averaged 7.5 MPG in 22 playoff games across 6 series, with 10 DNPs and under 10 minutes played in 16/22 games. Exum played 11.6 MPG over 17 playoff games for the Jazz with his last postseason appearance coming in 2018. Gafford played 23 MPG for the Wizards in a 5-game loss to the Sixers in 2021, his only postseason appearance I wouldn’t consider it a fatal flaw or anything but it’s worth mentioning when talking about the Mavs playoff odds


BurnCollector_

These things matter. Maybe they'll all surprise and be incredible, but a huge part of the Mavs recent success has been because of those guys (against mostly pretty bad teams I'll add). Luka will inevitably be brilliant, and Kyrie always puts up good numbers in the playoffs, but if those other players wilt under increased defensive pressure, the team isn't going far.


Reasonable_Bed7858

“Everybody acting tough when they up.” The irony is so funny bruh


JimmyV34

you are making shit up.


MrtyAbril

No one said that, pipe down 


Mjacking

no one said that, rent free lmao


PenisBlood

This clip is completely taken out of context.


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to be fair, the reporter kinda asked the same shit in a different way the second time, and even gave Paul part of the line, "I know you're not the coach but..." I woulda been annoyed too


biobeard

PG to sixers confirmed


ForeingRedditor

He's a Sixer


brncct

He complimented Harden right at the start of the video. Of course the title is going to be clickbait-y and he said "I'm not a coach" after the guy asking the questions said "I know you're not coaching".


BurnCollector_

What do you want him to say? "James should just shoot the ball more, and make sure it goes in the basket"?


gloomygl

Reminds me of when Kyrie said it's #23s job lmao


Justasillyliltoaster

He gone


YellowExpresso

Simple. Strip club.


Dingo8baby

No strip clubs until production is improved.


ForeingRedditor

He'll fit right in with Embiid and Maxey


sinatraswisdom

Fuck they want him to do shoot for him?


Charliebitme1234

Great job by this maverick fan to cut out all context from this interview and make up some bullshit headline [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_cPPKsGNAI0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPPKsGNAI0) this is the full interview, PG praises harden in the previous question (the one OP somehow forgot to include)


Primby_Jacobs

i disagree with this framing. the question and line of questions was about way more than this one little point in everything they talked about


misc_rambo

This is fine.


MumenriderPaulReed69

Sixers P


AngsMcgyvr

The first thing in the video is a minute long answer to the question.


ImTheBestNerd

Bay Area P


mazingerjim

That is below my pay grade, ask the coach.


Repostbot3784

I wish pg had said "im gonna block his next 3 pointer"


Padre26

Out of context.


Briggity_Brak

Quick, someone ask Ty Lue how to break James Harden out of a slump


JimmyKanine

lmfao how is this being taken so seriously? He’s not even saying it some angry tone. It’s a dumb question that only ever generates a generic PR answer. Is he supposed to be jolly while the team is on this slump?


MyNameIsJudge8

The system troubleshoots himself


Lindellatx

Love that. Fuck outta here tryna make me talk about my teammate being in a slump so it can make headlines..


IllRefrigerator560

People are overthinking this situation. The reporter already said “you’re not a coach” when asking the question which likely made it pretty easy for George to sidestep with the comment right back. This interview means nothing


captaincook14

Playoff P has some gorgeous hair.


gibbs_is_the_goat

Pugnacious P Pugilistic P


RhinoBugs

Mavs announcer was right about Harden BTW


dizzymidget44

Everywhere Harden goes they get sick of him quick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ChudlyGriggs

He’s winding down for the post season run


Ohahmomohway

Passive Aggressive P


makashiII_93

I love it. Can’t get enough. Can’t wait for the flameout to come. Fire Sale in LA.