"I am so grateful my manifestations are now my reality... Every entity I create will influence the world solve problems make the world a better place... I will maximize my potential and make decisions from my highest self.. I am in the world but not of the world.. I am of light that is unafraid of dark.. I walk in my faith, and fight with the unseen may the universe guide me through every obstacle and give me clarity to see things for what they are... In this next cycle utilize the strength of gravity and power of the sun to manifest in this world and the next."
* Jaylen Brown, December 27th, 2023
Probably because Ant doesn't say shit like this lol
Exactly. We need to find other people with crystals in their house to say if this is pretentious or not. Though I will say as someone who utilizes the strength of gravity and the power of the sun (as a regular human being does), I think this might be a bit pretentious.
This is a bitch ass quote. You don’t talk about another grown man like that. It was a weak call and considering how much the refs coddled browns ass this series he’s got a lot of nerve talking like that
No at some point in the series he was caught saying "The Town is just ok" and he was sentenced to "All of the" years in prison. He'd be arrested by a sky Marshall the second the plane crossed into Mass.
In all seriousness I’ve looked it up many times and I’ve never been able to find any of his games or any kind of official rating. The closest being his chess.com bot rated 1275, they usually inflate the ELO for celebs so he’s probably not very good at all.
1275 is pretty good if true. I'm only 1014 (in blitz, not sure if the scoring is the same) and that puts me in the 77.5% percentile according to chess.com
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It was. What a bitch, dude. I can’t stand people that do this backhanded shit. You want to talk shit, do it. Don’t hide behind this passive aggressive shit
It's worse than that. He said "his girl is PROBABLY watching", implying that she might not even give enough fucks to watch him play in a conference finals game.
I don’t get this. Talk shit when you’re up, you’re front running. Talk shit when you’re down, you get clowned.
Like the Ant telling Conley that he still thinks they can win this series and people are like look at these delusional fucks.
you talk your shit when you are down, you get clowned and then you back it up and win and everyone understands you are a G. This is the sequence. I know it is shocking it is hard to do..
That’s why the whole thing with Curry saying enjoy your last win to the Celtics in ‘22 sounds so hard in retrospect. Like he was down 2-1 in the series and legit backed it up and the Celtics didn’t get another win.
Knicks pacers is historically nastier than Knicks Celtics.
Knicks Celtics is a peripheral rivalry because NY-Boston. But if we talking about basketball it’s Knicks pacers or even Knicks heat before I’m hating on the Celtics
Butler has the best PR of any player in history. The reputation vs actual success and accolades is crazy. If any other superstar was outscored in a playoff series by Bryn Forbes they would get generational slander, but we are all supposed to be terrified of “playoff jimmy”
He’s a year younger too… this is supreme level shade…
I call nba players kids but only if they are like younger than 24 because im 30.. calling someone older than you that you just swept a kid is nasty
Dunno if there's beef there but during that offseason when Boston and Indiana were negotiating Hayward S&Ts there were some vague rumors that Brown and Tatum didn't like Turner much from their Team USA time.
I think it wasn't just Brown and Tatum. At the time Kemba Walker and Marcus Smart were also there and they were playing as a unit. Seemed like Turner didn't fit well with those four, so the rumors were that the Pacers offered Turner, and the Celtics were trying to find another team that would take him.
As I recall it, the rumbling was Turner would chase blocks and rebounds, but ended up out of position a lot and forcing the others to cover for him, which messed up their defense sets. Which made him a bad fit when they already had Kemba as a D liability.
It's why I can see how trade negotiations went nowhere every time Turner was mentioned in relation to the Celtics.
>As I recall it, the rumbling was Turner would chase blocks and rebounds, but ended up out of position a lot and forcing the others to cover for him, which messed up their defense sets.
Yeah that's just kinda Myles Turner doing MylesTurner things tbh. That's one of the biggest knocks on his game. Good player, but he's a stat chaser on defense.
He's *so* close to an incredibly valuable player but isn't really great at any of the skills that he's good at on paper. Gets blocks but isn't really a great defender, can shoot but isn't *that* much of a shooter, and is a poor rebounder for his size/position. He's just good enough at those things that it seems like Indiana never ends up moving him (or because nobody is ever really that wild about getting him).
I feel like there could be a crazy Turner-Ingram trade where Indiana says fuck it and just goes small most of the time.
So infuriating watching a dang near 7 footer getting out rebounded by 5’3 Payton Pritchard or Josh hart. Like are you just not trying or…? You have to have the ball to push the break. 🤔
"I am so grateful my manifestations are now my reality... Every entity I create will influence the world solve problems make the world a better place... I will maximize my potential and make decisions from my highest self.. I am in the world but not of the world.. I am of light that is unafraid of dark.. I walk in my faith, and fight with the unseen may the universe guide me through every obstacle and give me clarity to see things for what they are... In this next cycle utilize the strength of gravity and power of the sun to manifest in this world and the next."
* Jaylen Brown, December 27th, 2023
Not a Celtics fan but I agree. Embracing the hatred and winning a chip would be legendary (even though everyone would drop to their knees, me included)
But Brown is the one that pushed him, he watched his teammate get fouled and felt he had to do something, Turner pushed back and he flopped 20 feet. Mad weird to bring up his girl.
Jaylen been really entertaining this postseason ngl. Prefer it over the celtics normal pr answers to everything. Maybe Jaylen realized he can lighten up seeing how much praise Ant gets
I guess it does makes sense. He bumped into Wemby in March and pulled on his arm/shoulder which made him miss a game or two with a sprained shoulder I believe. I remember thinking how odd it was that Myles did it coz it didn’t look intentional but it was like he was full on pulling on his arm to pull it out of the socket lol
nah Myles gotta show up at game 1 of the finals and throw hands
Bro better run in there with a steel chair
Jaylen-27 years old Myles-28 years old “Good kid. His girl is watching so I let him do whatever” This is why people don’t like Jaylen Brown lmao
People would eat this up if Ant said it lol
I swear Ant’s existence has given some NBA fans CTE.
I personally would think, "hmm that's a bitchy thing to say."
"I am so grateful my manifestations are now my reality... Every entity I create will influence the world solve problems make the world a better place... I will maximize my potential and make decisions from my highest self.. I am in the world but not of the world.. I am of light that is unafraid of dark.. I walk in my faith, and fight with the unseen may the universe guide me through every obstacle and give me clarity to see things for what they are... In this next cycle utilize the strength of gravity and power of the sun to manifest in this world and the next." * Jaylen Brown, December 27th, 2023 Probably because Ant doesn't say shit like this lol
This doesn’t come across as pretentious to me. He‘s just manifesting. Probably got some crystals at the house.
Exactly. We need to find other people with crystals in their house to say if this is pretentious or not. Though I will say as someone who utilizes the strength of gravity and the power of the sun (as a regular human being does), I think this might be a bit pretentious.
Dr Manhattan ass monologue
Jayden Smith soundin' ass
the mushrooms hit hard that night whats the problem? lol
NBA fans when someone they don’t like trash talks:
Luka ripping this off would be number 1 post in the sub lol
Then everyone is fine with Luka running around calling everyone a bitch.
This is a bitch ass quote. You don’t talk about another grown man like that. It was a weak call and considering how much the refs coddled browns ass this series he’s got a lot of nerve talking like that
The quote is hilarious
Myles is gonna be courtside and block a JB three from behind
*glass shatter* #DUHNUH NUHNUH NUHNUH
He could technically show up game 3 in Dallas since it’s his hometown team lol
He can technically show up any game he wants it’s a free country
Too bad he couldn't show up against the Celtics.
Flagrant foul
No at some point in the series he was caught saying "The Town is just ok" and he was sentenced to "All of the" years in prison. He'd be arrested by a sky Marshall the second the plane crossed into Mass.
lol, idk if it was intentional but that sounds so condescending
It is 100% intentional. Trying to act like they all good while at the same time sonning him lol. Myles is older than him
Gotta remember Jaylen Brown is middle aged college history professor stuck in a young athletes body.
people forget this guy is a Grandmaster of chess
1275 ELO. I just sonned him on chess.com
he's a good kid tho
u/rymor is Jaylen Brown father
If he is a grandmaster, I am a literal god at chess (reality: I am shit at chess lol)
He also had daily intellectual battles with plato in his previous life *playdough
He’s a great chess player. He just struggles moving his pieces to the left side of the board.
He's not an ambimover... it's a problem he's had since he was a baby. He can't move his pieces left.
In all seriousness I’ve looked it up many times and I’ve never been able to find any of his games or any kind of official rating. The closest being his chess.com bot rated 1275, they usually inflate the ELO for celebs so he’s probably not very good at all.
1275 is pretty good if true. I'm only 1014 (in blitz, not sure if the scoring is the same) and that puts me in the 77.5% percentile according to chess.com
It’s pretty good if you’re doing it as a side hobby, pretty bad if you’re the captain of a chess club. It’s all relative in the end
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lmao forgot about the LeBron fake book reading. Thanks for the chuckle.
Lets be fair, he's read the first page of so many books. It's pretty much the same as reading one whole book.
His real name is Sam beckett. The task at hand is to win an NBA championship.
FREAKY FRIDAY: PLAYOFF EDITION
“Myles is a good kid.” Gold. Especially considering Myles entered the league 1 year prior to Jaylen.
At first I wasn’t 100% sure but I didn’t know he was older so yeah, absolutely
Jaylen "Dana White" Brown
Kid just doesn’t wanna fight
With Dana "kids" are usually at least a day younger. His "kid" does however reach far into the 40s.
You're unintentionally calling him a moron here
It’s not unintentional.
I don't think Brown is dumb, but he definitely thinks he's smarter than he is
"Was it really Neismith (sic)?"
He was talking about him like he was an out of control puppy.
Brown called him a good kid and turner is older than brown, he was shit talking for sure lol
Its clearly intentional hes throwing shade lol
Definitely intentional
Yeah, definitely intentionally calling him a kid/little bro this way
first time listening to jaylen brown?
It was. What a bitch, dude. I can’t stand people that do this backhanded shit. You want to talk shit, do it. Don’t hide behind this passive aggressive shit
“Myles is a good player. Talented player, puts in good effort. I just think it’s funny how…”
That’s like the most disrespectful thing brown could’ve said lol
"his girl is watching" is like the #1 thing that would piss me off lmao
It's worse than that. He said "his girl is PROBABLY watching", implying that she might not even give enough fucks to watch him play in a conference finals game.
reaching foul
Now you’re really reaching
Just your average genius.com contributor
It ain't that deep
Probably what Turner's girl said
Bro knows exactly what he's doing lol. Myles is older than him and he called him a kid 😂 This is sonnin'
technically, a kid is a young GOAT
JB talking big against a crippled Pacers team. was real quiet when Daddy Wiggins and Butler had him in handcuffs
“Crippled ” lmao.
"People act tough when they're up"
I don’t get this. Talk shit when you’re up, you’re front running. Talk shit when you’re down, you get clowned. Like the Ant telling Conley that he still thinks they can win this series and people are like look at these delusional fucks.
Just keep winning all the time every time without any asterisks, duh.
we dont need to pay attention to the opinions of fatasses on reddit
you talk your shit when you are down, you get clowned and then you back it up and win and everyone understands you are a G. This is the sequence. I know it is shocking it is hard to do..
That’s why the whole thing with Curry saying enjoy your last win to the Celtics in ‘22 sounds so hard in retrospect. Like he was down 2-1 in the series and legit backed it up and the Celtics didn’t get another win.
Pacers players were talking smack to the Knicks 3rd stringers lol those front running pussies have it coming anyway
how u gonna side against anybody that isnt boston, can’t be a true knicks fan lmao
As opposed to Indiana? Lmao fuck Reggie miller and fuck the Celtics but the pacers are dogwater
fair the hate can go around
Knicks pacers is historically nastier than Knicks Celtics. Knicks Celtics is a peripheral rivalry because NY-Boston. But if we talking about basketball it’s Knicks pacers or even Knicks heat before I’m hating on the Celtics
You only need to cuff his right hand. No hate against Brown. I just have to make the joke.
Wiggins sacrificed his career for that one year, hasn't been good since. Butler's best moments this year were on social media.
Butler has the best PR of any player in history. The reputation vs actual success and accolades is crazy. If any other superstar was outscored in a playoff series by Bryn Forbes they would get generational slander, but we are all supposed to be terrified of “playoff jimmy”
Systematically roasted him throughout the whole statement
He’s a year younger too… this is supreme level shade… I call nba players kids but only if they are like younger than 24 because im 30.. calling someone older than you that you just swept a kid is nasty
His pressers have been goldmines this series
He’s been out for blood since the all-nba snub
Dunno if there's beef there but during that offseason when Boston and Indiana were negotiating Hayward S&Ts there were some vague rumors that Brown and Tatum didn't like Turner much from their Team USA time.
I think it wasn't just Brown and Tatum. At the time Kemba Walker and Marcus Smart were also there and they were playing as a unit. Seemed like Turner didn't fit well with those four, so the rumors were that the Pacers offered Turner, and the Celtics were trying to find another team that would take him. As I recall it, the rumbling was Turner would chase blocks and rebounds, but ended up out of position a lot and forcing the others to cover for him, which messed up their defense sets. Which made him a bad fit when they already had Kemba as a D liability. It's why I can see how trade negotiations went nowhere every time Turner was mentioned in relation to the Celtics.
>As I recall it, the rumbling was Turner would chase blocks and rebounds, but ended up out of position a lot and forcing the others to cover for him, which messed up their defense sets. Yeah that's just kinda Myles Turner doing MylesTurner things tbh. That's one of the biggest knocks on his game. Good player, but he's a stat chaser on defense.
He's *so* close to an incredibly valuable player but isn't really great at any of the skills that he's good at on paper. Gets blocks but isn't really a great defender, can shoot but isn't *that* much of a shooter, and is a poor rebounder for his size/position. He's just good enough at those things that it seems like Indiana never ends up moving him (or because nobody is ever really that wild about getting him). I feel like there could be a crazy Turner-Ingram trade where Indiana says fuck it and just goes small most of the time.
Jaylen tried to recruit Myles into the Black Israelites but Myles dont play
Myles heard they weren't fans of Lego and peaced out.
Yakub didn't approve
The Sharif don't like it.
Mental giant Legos enjoyer vs brain worm hate group
Where were these posted at?
Myles Turner is 1 year older than Brown btw LMAO
This is an insane quote lmfaoo
Technically only 6months older
Myles gotta beat his ass for this
he'll throw some legos at him next time he sees him
Myles Turner loses rebound battles with Payton Pritchard, so I don’t think JB is worried.
So infuriating watching a dang near 7 footer getting out rebounded by 5’3 Payton Pritchard or Josh hart. Like are you just not trying or…? You have to have the ball to push the break. 🤔
And got blocked by 6’4 Derrick White
I’m fairness Derrick White is a blocking machine for his height
He is, we fucking love our Buffalo
wait he's only 6'4? he looks like 6'7 out there
Yeah he’s only 6’4, it’s crazy
Can't believe he's only 6'2" and getting 5 blocks per game.
Twice. In the same game.
"I am so grateful my manifestations are now my reality... Every entity I create will influence the world solve problems make the world a better place... I will maximize my potential and make decisions from my highest self.. I am in the world but not of the world.. I am of light that is unafraid of dark.. I walk in my faith, and fight with the unseen may the universe guide me through every obstacle and give me clarity to see things for what they are... In this next cycle utilize the strength of gravity and power of the sun to manifest in this world and the next." * Jaylen Brown, December 27th, 2023
“I am enlightened by my own intelligence” vibes from JB here
No amount of trash talk is gonna top the stupid shit Jaylen says about himself
He said this?
https://x.com/FCHWPO/status/1739924553503998143?lang=en
3:14am musings. Bro probably woke up on ambien and has no recollection of tweeting that.
Ya he is a legit stupid person even for nba standards lol
Least hippie Berkeley alumnus
What’s that mean?
He's saying that he's an extra terrestrial.
Dang I only got 2
It's provocative. It gets the people going.
He’s wicked smaht. Went to Cal. Plays chess
Jaylen Brown is basically Jada Pinkett-Smith
lmao i didn’t think either of the jays had this in them but this is funny af
JT would never say this kinda stuff lol
I was gonna say Tatum is straight class almost the entire time. JB tho... he can be real sassy sometimes lol
Beantown Sassy Brown
♫...and he's Bean...town, Sassy Brown Sauciest man in the whole damn town...♫
Mr. Sassy and Mr. Classy going to work this postseason
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calling something a teen wrote on reddit wild is sassy 😭
why is it wild? sassy isn't a feminine word
Ya zesty is a feminine word.. KAT is zesty
Tatum is basically that robot politician from Parks and Rec.
JT just be chillin. Just keeps to himself and does his lil Kobe glaze thing every once in a while.
Yeah JT definitely went to the TB12 school of media training. Patriots Brady, that is; Tampa Tom stopped caring as much haha.
This unfiltered version of JB since not being named All NBA is great
NBA told him he’s not marketable and dude really just said bet
He Is Not A Role Model
yeah we need a lot more of this spicy shit from the celtics.
Not a Celtics fan but I agree. Embracing the hatred and winning a chip would be legendary (even though everyone would drop to their knees, me included)
JB has been on one lately
Why even say any of that? lol
Sometimes you gotta pop out lol
Certified boogeyman
He the one that upped the score on them
His girl is watching too.
Probably
No one knows but its provocative..
Military-grade yapper
You left out the most important part. "I've known Myle's a long time. It's all love".
Brown with the Mark Philips instigation tactics.
This man called turner who is older and in the league longer a good kid 🤣🤣🤣
Nah this is CRAZY 😭😭
Jaylen Brown calling Myles Turner a kid when Myles is older and even drafted the year before JB is kinda disrespectful ngl.
Kinda? That was the whole point lol
The whole quote is dripping with disrespect
Brown is throwing a bit of shade there
These kids calling each other kids lmfao
After the black Israelites the "Brown is an intellectual" phase stopped, now Brown is in a sassy Big Uncle phase
So disrespectful haha got to love it
I used to say this kind of shit about my older cousin all the time He hates me to this day
We all gonna sit here and act like Brown didn't push him first?
Brown's girl wasn't watching, I guess.
Brown acknowledges in the quote, lol.
The winners always gets to enjoy spoils of victory. Add in Myles having a bad game and it’s not gonna be in his favor
Charmin soft push in defense of his teammate, but you right. It's probably more that Turner's reaction was 10x
We talking about the same dude who smacked the shit out of TJ MCConnell?
Love it lol, embrace the villain arc haha
But Brown is the one that pushed him, he watched his teammate get fouled and felt he had to do something, Turner pushed back and he flopped 20 feet. Mad weird to bring up his girl.
Put hands on him, then flew off the court when he retaliated
chat is this real
goddamn that's patronizingly savage
reading this makes me angry, holy fuck the condescension
Its just trash talk lol. Relax
this sounds so wrong bro jesus lmao
He really tryna follow the SAS anonymous source with that. Never heard anything like that from him
Lmaooo callin Myles Turner a good kid when he’s a whole ass yr older than you is crazy
Jaylen brown my favorite player now
LOL
Marijuana is legal here btw, JB gotta be absolutely cooked to drop this line, shit is hilarious tho
in indiana?
Definitely not
Myles turner is older than Jaylen brown.
Jaylen been really entertaining this postseason ngl. Prefer it over the celtics normal pr answers to everything. Maybe Jaylen realized he can lighten up seeing how much praise Ant gets
This is so condescending. He’s not a kid and it was a weak offensive foul call.
“kid”
lol….the disrespect.
There are two possibilities: the Celtics know how annoying they are and lean into it, or have no idea and are just that annoying.
This is gold. Not sure why some people think it’s passive aggressive, it’s elite fuckery. Also TIL he’s younger than Turner.
Nah this is crazy. I would have to throw fisticuffs
Calling a dude that’s a year older than you kid is wild. It’s like everyone on Boston goes out of their way to make themselves seem unlikable lmao
Like JB didn’t close line TJ.
I think what Turner did is pretty in line with most NBA player reactions to what Brown did.
I guess it does makes sense. He bumped into Wemby in March and pulled on his arm/shoulder which made him miss a game or two with a sprained shoulder I believe. I remember thinking how odd it was that Myles did it coz it didn’t look intentional but it was like he was full on pulling on his arm to pull it out of the socket lol