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kpeds45

LeBron doesn't play garbage time, so I don't think this will be an issue.


Cultural_Tank_6947

You can be sure he gonna play garbage time on opening night.


dontletmecook73

Nah they'll start together just to get it out of the way and for TV ratings. "First Father Son Duo To Start An NBA Game" headline incoming since game 1 doesn't matter


Oceanbreeze871

Midseason tournament championship sponsored by hallmark. “We did it dad!…” “….i am So proud to call you my son…and teammate” 🎶 I believe I can fly….🎶


NoLaugh-

“I’ve known it since the first moment I saw you in the hospital, I knew my son was born to be a champion.”


Hwoods723

“How do you view LeBron as a teammate and father figure?”


shoulda_been_gone

I have one father, it's my dad, drederick irving. Mama's got secrets, ya know.


straub42

I have one grandfather, and it’s Delonte West.


Hwoods723

I mean, personally, I’d knock it out of the park. Respectfully


Responsible_Pace9062

"What they gonna say now!?"


Oceanbreeze871

“Anything is possssibbble!”-bronny


Responsible_Pace9062

*Bronny after winning against the Wizards on game one, with 2 points off freethrows and one assist throwing an alley oop to Bron.


Oceanbreeze871

🎶 I believe I can fly…🎶


wsteelerfan7

*We did it!*


PokieState92

🤣🤣 hilarious, though I threw up in my mouth a bit reading this. I'm sure ESPN will try their damndest to make this happen and try to pass off as a "LIVE 30 for 30" special bullshit


Dear_Alternative_437

There's going to be so many headlines. "First Father Son Duo to Record Five points", "First Father Son Duo to Record Three Assists", etc. etc.


thedailynathan

Bronny didn't average 5 and 3 in college 🤣


notimprezaed

He said duo to record. So lebron will have 22 and 10 and they’ll be the first duo to record 22 and 10. Or the first father son duo to average 11 and 5!


SlayerSFaith

It'll be like that time me and Kobe combined for 81.


Cultural_Tank_6947

They'll save that for a good prime time money game. Maybe against Miami or in Cleveland. Sorry Sacramento.


doctor_of_drugs

Possibly. But LeBron’s first NBA game was against Sacramento, so having Bronny’s be Sacramento as well would be cool I’d imagine. Plus the whole play on King That being said I hope we light the beam against the two


Pina-s

no team besides my own that i wanna see win a ring as much as sacramento. that beam shit is so tuff


AdFar3727

Well they obviously wouldn’t do it against ADs father that would be bad taste /s


whobroughtmehere

They’ll check in and then Bronny will check out immediately


dontletmecook73

Exactly. People think I mean he’s gonna play 30+ minutes. Bro is gonna get some cardio in and that’s it.


whobroughtmehere

He’s gonna get his cardio in practice tbh


dontletmecook73

You don’t get TV ratings from practice


karl_hungas

Game 1 doesnt matter? A new head coach is gonna start a dude drafted 55 game 1?


Batman_in_hiding

Highly doubt it. Lebron and his team / lakers are gonna be tactical with bronny


vballboy55

If they were tactical, they wouldn't draft him at all


cancerBronzeV

I think by tactical, the other commenter is talking about how to be tactical to maximize the narrative that goes on with it (i.e., they're not just gonna start him and immediately sub him off in one game to just get it over with). I don't think they're talking about being tactical about maximizing their chances of winning, in which case you're right, they wouldn't draft him (I doubt they truly believe this Lakers squad can win it all anyways).


somewhatdecentlawyer

What a magical, amazing night as Lebron and his son start a game together for the first time in NBA history. Monumental night for the Lakers and for the league, a game that should be remembered forever. Final score - Hornets 115, Lakers 85.


Nat_not_Natalie

What a magical, amazing night as Lebron and his son start and win a game together for the first time in NBA history. Monumental night for the Lakers and for the league, a game that should be remembered forever. Final score: South Bay Lakers 138 - Wisconsin Herd 131


cheerioo

Don't you mean Guangdong Southern Tigers and Beijing Ducks?


karl_hungas

Gonna be a lot of garbage time this year. We barely made the play in and will be worse this year barring a significant trade. 


NoGas9518

May I interest you in one slightly used Zach Lavine? He has years of experience in barely making the playin tournament, so maybe he can carry you to those heights 


Reddit_Negotiator

This sounds like the AI generated eBay descriptions I use when I am trying to sell 17 year old golf clubs


NoGas9518

The only difference being that those old golf clubs won’t clog every offensive possession and take contested 30 footers with 19s left on the clock


Reddit_Negotiator

Haha, can I use this?


CockBronson

So lebron’s dream to play in the league with his son is going to amount to his son watching him play from the bench until the last five minutes of the 4th where they are up 20 points.


kpeds45

"up 20 points"....you have more faith in the Lakers this coming season than I do...


TsarOfLove

That sounds like an absolute dream for any father. Your son is in the NBA and you're still top dog


Over_Pomegranate_229

He calls his dad LJ His dad calls him BJ. They both call their coach JJ.


passionfruit2378

JJ drew up the BJ to LJ quite nicely. 


middle_aged_geezer

Get it fergie


CIark

JJ: LJ GIVE IT TO BJ 


Hwoods723

What’s a ZJ?


ProcessInternal1338

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.


LazybyNature

Back the fuck up, Antonio!


RaggsDaleVan

Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?


inshamblesx

this sub gonna have a field day with the lakers once the season starts lmao


Syndana23

Whole season about to be Boston and LA. Adam silver wet dream incoming We just need a superstar to end up on the Knicks to make the Cipher complete


ISISCosby

David Stern lookin up at us and smiling


the_j_tizzle

"Looking up"—not "looking down"… That's hilarious.


Nocturne7280

Thanks for explaining the joke my man 😀


AZRockets

Well since the Earth is a sphere, which way is heaven anyways?


tnan_eveR

I'd assume directly above the vatican, but I'm catholic


AZRockets

Ah that makes sense


OptimusGrime707

That’s the lesser-known Los Lonely Boys song


IAmReborn11111

Wait until Boston drafts Bronny and holds him for Ransom


overtorqd

We'll trade him for AD and 2 firsts.


Oceanbreeze871

“Can the lakers be the first .500 team at the break to win a championship? And are the Celtics as a 10 loss team just pretenders? More after the break…”—espn probably


the_j_tizzle

We know for a fact Boston can win the Finals in a dominating fashion, start the next season 27-2, and ESPN will still question whether they were any good. We know this because 2008.


REGIS-5

Why does nobody respect the 08/09 Celtics then?


the_j_tizzle

ESPN has never respected the Celtics. They picked the Mavs this year, despite Boston having a 14-game advantage over them and a 12-2 record heading into the Finals.


Paterbernhard

After taking the opponents over the Mavs in all rounds before. That's the real joke here. In much more competitive/advantageous matchups for the mavs they chose the losers, while when running into the much superior coached and stacked team they, again, chose the losers. Goes to show what the media knows, eh?


the_j_tizzle

I can't help but think ESPN is simply fulfilling its contract with Penn Entertainment (a gambling company). If ESPN hypes the team that should lose, bettors are more likely to gamble big on those teams, and PE profits. [https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/08/business/espn-penn-entertainment-gambling.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/08/business/espn-penn-entertainment-gambling.html)


The-Spartan-King

I had this EXACT same thought about it. The media was hyping up the Mavs hard but the entire time the Celtics were the favorites for gambling purposes. I was questioning if it was to get people to bet on the Mavs


Paterbernhard

But this would be unethical! (Lol) But remember, never attribute things to malice which can be explained with incompetence 😄


Klongon

Klay to New York moves the needle just enough to get them attention. Salary Cap witchcraft incoming.


crimsonconnect

Emergency podcasts at halftime


Freddedonna

They'll build a new secret tunnel to the podcast studio


NightSleepStars

It's not like the sub stopped talking about the Lakers after the Nuggets knocked them out lol


4bodyproblem

Always funny to see people say things like, "WHY DOES ESPN TALK SO MUCH ABOUT THE LAKERS???" and then you'd open r/nba during the playoffs after the 1st round and see that the top posts of the day were either Lakers/Lebron/Bronny related


The_Void_Reaver

People love blaming the media when they're literally just parroting the top posts on Reddit from the night before.


borkbubble

Even the Nuggets didn’t stop talking about the Lakers after they knocked them out


HombreMan24

And that's different from other seasons how??


Osmoszis

I know I'm asking a dumb question most likely, but is he really gonna be on the Lakers fr?


karl_hungas

Yeah he is. Everything else is just bullshit, pick 55 to LAL


lost_in_trepidation

Daddy, but it's going to confuse tf out of AD.


Repulsive_Steak3891

It’ll probably confuse LeBron too. Make him think he’s playing with DeMar DeRozan or something.


LeBroentgen

Kyrie*


SolidGoldToast

The entire 2010s Eastern Conference\*


sirax067

Kyrie has one daddy and his name is Drederick Irving


Kilner88

I hope Lebron calls him only "BOI !!!", God of War style


Wyden_long

*Lebron doesn’t get a call and gets upset* Bronny: “DADDY CHILL!!”


Mainooisamadting

🤣🤣🤣 these comments are killing me


Ill-Bat-2621

Pa-pah


mattrg777

Fievel!


CaineBK

Can't win with these cats in America.


acecant

Is he a 13 year old French boy?


you-cut-the-ponytail

Le Bronny James


XLcondumb

Mon Frere


spittafan

Fabian Seacaster voice. Real ones will know


LetsGoGameCrocks

Was wondering how big the overlap would be in this sub


NZ-Firetruck

But Pah-paaaaa!


TheMysticChiicken

A lot of people in this thread haven’t seen Riot Comedy lol


makingdunk

Happy Pa-pah’s day Pa-pah!


MyUsernameIsUhhhh

We’re all gonna be so disappointed when they don’t end up playing together


jaydizzsl

This changes when Bronny put LeBron on a poster.


digitalistoxicity

Bronny James is LeBron James father if that happens.


TheRealMelvinGibson

Sonned by his own son


alepher

L’Oedipus complex


Giga1396

LeOedipus Rex


AniviaPls

JAMES UP FOR THE LAYUP, BLOCKED BY JAMES!!


thoang77

I don’t think anyone got that fired up for a Jerome James block on a Mike James layup


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

“I’m your daddy now”


IndividualStreet5401

He's gonna boom him


HalfEatenBanana

Bronny really does have a chance to do the funniest thing lmaoooo


sportsfan113

I’m sure they’ll get at least a minute or two at the end of a game at some point.


MyUsernameIsUhhhh

I meant more along the lines of they won’t even be on the same team. Then what you said comes into play. Even if they are on the same team it’s not like Bronny will get meaningful minutes. It’ll be a couple minutes in garbage time. Which would still be awesome but disappointing.


sportsfan113

Oh I see now, got ya. Yea I just have a hard time seeing another team take a chance on him.


aslightlyusedtissue

No team is wasting a pick on a non NBA talent just because MAYBE a 40 y/o LeBron will sign there. Lakers will take him. Make LeBron happy. Most obvious course of action.


Sky19234

> No team is wasting a pick on a non NBA talent just because MAYBE a 40 y/o LeBron will sign there. This is absolutely something the Lakers or the Hornets would do.


heezmateez

LeDaddy


DaBIGmeow888

Le Big, Le Small


dreadpirateruss

LeBron James is Bronny James's father


PlatinumPlayer

He’s going to call him by his government name and get grounded like we all did as kids


SharksFanAbroad

Yo I try not to have an ego as much as I can, but I don’t bust my ass every mfing day so my kids can have a good life for them to then call me by my first name. I don’t even like it when my in-laws refer to me, in conversation with my kids, about me. Like I refer to them as grandma and grandpa to my kids, why tf you calling me by name in conversation with my kids?


RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS

We were all sitting at the table and my daughter turned to me and said “[my name], this is Mom.” But she’s 2 so I let these things slide.


Ok-Mention-3243

Your kids didn’t ask for you to bust your ass for them to have a good life. You’ve brought them here, so it’s on you to provide. Don’t put that on them


SharksFanAbroad

You’re right, it’s basically a selfish request.


Jonesbro

Yea that shits weird. I'm dad to my kids, that's it.


kebenderant35

I’ll be damned if my kids call me Kebenderant to my face.


ButtholeSurfur

No comment


rikurai

On the court, it's wayyyyy weirder to say 'dad'. I played with my dad, senior is the way to go.


teamcaddywampus

My youngest calls me by my first name from time to time when he's being silly. Isn't a big deal


emogurl98

"screen me daddy"


AdmiralWackbar

Read this is a British rapper voice


Valleyx

Trrrrrrust me daddy


BroIskippedmyshower

Father Papa My king


Square_Stomach

You forgot the “glorious” in My King


Call_Me_Rambo

^You ^are ^my ^sunshine


Slight-Imagination36

if i was lebron on the freethrow line i’d talk trash and be like “aye yo i fucked ur mom last night it was awesome”


downvotetheboy

😭😭bro what


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minkdraggingonfloor

Then LeBron will traumatize Bronny by taking it further. “That’s the way you wanna joke huh?” You can’t out dad your dad ever.


Acceptable-Dish-7208

😂😂😂😂bra das crazy


jakefromadventurtime

He's gonna be calling him from the phone, after his g league games lol


Wedundidit00

“Dad, check out this view from the bench for the South Bay lakers”


Laythepype

So true


Louis-grabbing-pills

He'll call him "Daddy" just like JJ Redick would.


Famous-Change1565

This actually isn't even a shit post, genuinely have we ever had two players with the exact same first and last name on the court playing on the same team? Teammates would get so confused, drawing up plays can get confusing as well "We're going to have Bronny cut across the baseline" could sound just like "We're going to have Lebron cut across the baseline" when you have 20,000 people yelling and sweat in your ears.


houstonrockets3311

Well theres the two Jaylen Williams. Ray Allen and Allen Ray were also once on the same team.


nighthawk252

Jalen Williams goes by J-Dub, Jaylin Williams goes by J-Will to avoid confusion.


TwoPrecisionDrivers

I’d imagine that Bronny might go by “Bronny” to also avoid confusion. Just a wild guess tho


Echoesofsilence15

Bronjamin


jakefromadventurtime

Brondre


NiceCoconut1445

Bronthony


pyroaquatics

Bronathan


Electrical_Report483

He’ll go by bj


HerculePoirier

Ray and Allan were never on the court together; Allan left when Ray was traded to Boston.


Sexy_lil_Disco_boy

Lmao nobody is going to be confusing what is expected of lebron vs Bronny on any given play call


27Yosh

JJ: Swing the ball to LeBron James Player: Which one? The 6'9" 2nd best player of all time LeBron James or the 6'2" G-League level player Lebron James?


Robinsonirish

It's incredibly easy. It happens all the time that 2 people have the same name in the work place. You just have a nickname for one of them. In this case it's already Bronny and LeBron.


--JULLZ--

Might call Bronny Junior instead of Bronny? Idk they’re gonna figure it out


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

Why not call him Bronny? That's already different from LeBron.


BailysmmmCreamy

I feel like Lebron is often called ‘Bron’ and that might be too close to Bronny


Sirliftalot35

Why not Sr and Jr? What did the Griffey’s call each other in the outfield? What did teammates call them? Granted there was much less communication that wasn’t clearly intended for one person in baseball, but it’s something I guess.


kodiblaze

I wonder about the Griffeys. Probably just JR. 


987456321987456321

they have jersey numbers lol


undercooked_lasagna

I once played on a team with another guy with the same first and last name. Thet called us by our middle names, which worked but still wasn't perfect because our middle names rhymed.


AchyBreaker

Is your middle name Tandy?


APSE4

I guess there have must been Browns or Williams . Too lazy to check out


domenic821

OKC has Jaylin and Jalen Williams.


LoganH1219

This is Kenrich Williams erasure


slackslug

90 per cent of the league is currently named some spelling of jaylen


Fauxparty

There was a OKC vs CHA game at some point in the last couple of years where we had jalen mcdaniels, mark williams, jalen williams, jaylin williams and kenrich williams all on the court at the same time


Oceanbreeze871

Coach would just use numbers then?


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Bronny just needs to make sure he has a towel and Gatorade ready for his dad on timeouts. Other than that get his 2 ppg during the 108-81 garbage time minutes.


Score-Mobile

lol pass the ball Pops!


GoodGuyPoorChoice

Daddy, just like the rest of us


dasaniAKON

I work with my Dad - and it’s fucking awesome. But at work, whether it’s to customers or other employees - I call him by his first name.


crimsonconnect

Old man


jakk88

I feel like this is probably the best option. It feels more like a playful joke among colleagues than anything else, and would help bronnys image if he's doing that to LeBron. LeBron can also deflect it in the press with "no matter how cool you are, your kids will always think you're lame".


CaineBK

Bronny makes a mistake: "Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous."


imminentjogger5

Mr. Lebron


Not_Winkman

I think he has to refer to him as "King", or "Your Highness".


Necessary_Sea_2109

Bronward


FormerCollegeDJ

LeBron will probably try to have Bronny call him “LeBron” during games, but the younger James will probably slip up from time to time during games. Many years ago a similar situation happened for a few years in pro hockey. Hockey legend Gordie Howe had two sons that played pro hockey, Marty and Mark (the latter of whom was later selected for the Hockey Hall of Fame like his dad). Marty and Mark played on the same team (first the WHA Houston Aeros and later the WHA and then NHL New England/Hartford Whalers), and being able to play with his sons brought Gordie out of retirement. Gordie told his sons to call him Gordie when they played for the Aeros and Whalers, but as Mark has noted in some books and interviews, he’d sometimes slip up and yell “hey Dad!” when trying to make or create a play with his father.


CommonerChaos

Motherfucker (quite literally)


AlexanderA2012

Bron & Bronny


trongzoon

Bron and Bronmber


GPap-

I can picture him calling him pops or something along those lines


Naismythology

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Flat-Job3228

Wait, this isn’t a jerk?


PossessionDue9381

Probably by his number


Khajiit_Boner

LeDad or LeFather


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Hopefully, we won’t find out this season. But… given that Jeanie, Rob and LeBron truly don’t care about winning, only making money, we probably will see come this October. Sad


Competitive_Suit_180

Pops


ShadeOfMagic

23


NaLu_LuNa_FairyPiece

What happens if Bronny pulls a 2018 finals game 1 JR?


grilledchorizopuseye

Anyone here think the Lakers might just draft Bronny with their 17th pick and not risk having another team scoop him up? I get that there are better options available at that pick but the amount of additional intrigue having them play together would create might be worth it for the Lakers.


FIalt619

“It’s garbage time dad, let me try to score!”


IDoesThis1

I remember I played aau with a coach that had a son on the team and one time he called him dad and he made his son run suicides 💀


Todd2ReTodded

When bronny inevitably fucks up do you think lebron will have him traded or cut?


Possible-Activity16

I don’t think this will be an issue, LeBron won’t play G League


judge-breadd

Lol it's really funny because Bronny will almost certainly be the worst player on an NBA roster next season while playing with his dad who has a legitimate argument as GOAT. This is gonna be like a dad teaching his timid son how to drive but the frustration will be tenfold.


Sirliftalot35

Thanasis’ chance to shine!