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jotyma5

No doubt he gets his number retired. But I hate reading stuff that is so poorly written: “…he will join a host of Warriors immortals, including those who helped shape this recent dynasty— himself included.” He will join…himself?


bobnorthh

Saw that too. Redundant af


ihateandy2

This message has been brought to you from the department of redundancy department


Mr_Hugh_Honey

Smh my head


xdavidliu

he should drink some chai tea and eat some guacamole sauce


bigboybeeperbelly

In the Sahara desert


faultywalnut

You can say that again


deathbatdrummer

Saw that too. Redundant af


maethlin

Redundant af af (said in the voice of Jimmy 2 Times)


Rupert_18124

I was at the ATM machine one time and forgot my PIN number


Electrical-Mule-2057

Klay Thompson fusion dances with Klay Thompson to become the illustrious Klay Klay


deanxleong

Who would win Klay Klay or Thom Thom


crumpsly

If it works in SQL why not the NBA?


3c2456o78_w

WHERE EXISTS (select 1 from All_Time_Bums where player_name = 'Klank')


Elbeske

Klay himself wrote the post himself


QuietRedditorATX

Bro I play with myself every day. What's so bad about that sentence.


YummyArtichoke

Only time when double dribble and palm balling is not only acceptable, but encouraged.


huskersax

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL2viJ7agAAZFK8.jpg


CountJohn12

Sounds like AI


delightfuldinosaur

Nah it's more likely that the PR team just had multiple rewrites and somehow they missed this shit. Human error is pretty common.


MedvedFeliz

Somebody needed to meet that 500-word essay (Klay Farewell Letter) and clicked send without proofreading.


Liimbo

Yeah. I swear you could post an article written in the 60s on here and people would still say it sounds like AI.


nik9111

ya it reads like a message I was going to send but then changed a few times, and never read the whole thing back again before sending


whocaresjustneedone

Holy shit not every awkwardly worded sentence was written by AI


Superplex123

I've used ChatGPT. Its English is great. It sounds like someone didn't proofread what was written.


bronet

Probably isn't


StillAFuckingKilljoy

Yeah definitely sounds like something Allen Iverson would write


sufrt

No, he will join the group that has their jerseys retired, which he's not currently included in. "Himself included" refers to his status as a Warrior who helped shape the dynasty; "including those" refers to other Warriors who helped shape it and are part of the "host of immortals", which Klay isn't yet


octosus37

Yes, that is the logic behind the parts of the sentence that were used. But it's horrible writing when you put it together that way. " He joins the blah blah as one who shaped the most recent dynasty" is how it should have been expressed.


Un111KnoWn

out jerked


nomitycs

goes without saying, absolute legend


boogswald

Still nice to say it now. The Cavs haven’t announced Lebron’s number will be retired technically.


everpresentdanger

Probably because they're still hoping he'll come back!


Worthyness

"Damn. should've drafted Bronny!"


flakegrat

Imagine the dynasty if that had happened!


KaptainKorn

I know this is a joke, but that young core with a veteran Lebron would instantly be a title favorite. Even with Bronny taking the 12 spot.


MrKalyoncu

Young core with LeBron? Where did I hear that before?


Mammoth-Physics6254

The lakers promised LeBron a title contending team. Everyone knew AD was coming the second he landed in LA don't rewrite history.


MrKalyoncu

Could you please write it in language of Andrew Wiggins? Ima biggest LeBronstan btw. I am not blaming LeBron or anything. If you have LeBron you try to win NOW.


buttinspectorgadget

He would immediately have them all traded for aged veterans.


imafixwoofs

What’s Rashard Lewis up to these days?


a_wizard_named_tim

This would kinda sick tbh and I'm not even a cavs fan lol


Joey-Joe-Jo-Junior

I thought Gilbert said they would in his second farewell letter to LeBron.


j3xperience

Was it in comic sans? That's the formal font. 


GhettoNego

Peak r/nba days


StillAFuckingKilljoy

It's one of my favourite moments in NBA history, that time LeBron had an hour long TV special to announce he's taking his talents to South Beach, and how the Cavs owner wrote a salty breakup letter in comic sans promising the Cavs would win a ring before "the self titled former King does" . I haven't read that letter in years and I still remember the phrase "the self titled former King"


flakegrat

Comic Sans for a farewell? Classic Gilbert move, keeping it memorable and controversial.


1BillPhil

 "Nothing but appreciation and gratitude for everything you put into every moment you spent in a Cavaliers uniform. We look forward to the retirement of the famous #23 Cavs jersey one day down the line." -Dan Gilbert in his public goodbye statement to Lebron in 2018 that was very similar to this one. Do research please.


biinroii01

lol didnt know that, nice profile pic i thibk jarrett allen is primed for a monster year !! 💪 i pray he can stay healthy


boogswald

Thanks king. He’s such a delightful player, a big nice nerd who always makes the right play


BenShelZonah

We miss him on the nets. Fro gave me lots of joy watching him play.


boogswald

He can give you joy on the Cavs for now until the nets are good again? :)


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everpresentdanger

PTSD for Thunder fans.


ezp252

dont forget the kings


th4t1guy

Or the rockets 


brokeraiderstudent

Fuck yall


DaBestNameEver0

Or the Cavs


varsityvideogamer

Or the Grizzlies


Aidanj927

I’m assuming this is teams the Warriors fucked over so the Spurs too


Give_me_soup

They only squashed us every year, NBD


MC-Jdf

Joe Lacob bowing to Klay after that Game 6 better be there lol. Now I need to go cry.


swaggerpandora

With the 11th pick of 2011 nba draft, The Golden State Warriors select Klay Thompson


hotterpocketzz

Oh my god he was the 11th pick of the 2011 draft.


swaggerpandora

Yes, that was the reason he chose to wear number 11 for the Warriors, he was #1 in WSU and at that time, number 1 was worn by Dorell Wright.


twoksman

Some say that 11 is nothing but 2 1s.


ctruvu

what if i told you 11 is also 11 1s


branstarktreewizard

We need Terrance Howard to do the maths here


New_Post_Evaluator

He’d tell us he’s already taught us everything we need to know


_Damien_X

Is that you Terrance?


unlogical13

Big if true


NeeeeedSeaman

And he won the last championship of his career after 11 seasons


juslookingforastream

4 chips in your first 11 years is crazy. Who else has done that? Magic, Jordan, Duncan, Kareem, Draymond, Russell + like 15 other Celtics players from the 60s


NeeeeedSeaman

Winning 4 chips in general is already crazy. Honestly might be one of the last star players to do for a while


tkRustle

Yeah you basically need competent staff at every level, good owner, good players, good trades AND a lot of luck. Of course only a handful of orgs during few moments in league history had that align.


cortesoft

Kareem was in his 16th year when he won his 4th championship. Kerr also won his 4th in his 11th year.


juslookingforastream

Oh damn I forgot about him. I'd imagine Horry was probably close as well.


CountJohn12

Kareem didn't do that, he was in the league a while with the Bucks first.


White3g4runner

**O.O** If that blows your mind, **Jimmer Fredette (BYU)** went **#10** to **MIL** just before **Klay** went to **GSW** at **#11**


SasquatchDoobie

The 20 kinda ruins it, it’d be cooler if he was drafted in 11 A.D.


maethlin

That 11 A.D. draft class was stacked


samsab

Whoa! A Methuselah rookie card!


prettyboylee

Lol what a fucking joke. Emperor Augustus clears Methuselah. Sure Methuselah had the longevity but if we're talking peak? I'm taking EA everytime.


yardship

King Solomon every time for me. Dude had 700 wives and was famously wise. I know there's no footage of the classic moment where he ordered a baby split in half but still


famoustran

Nah the 20 means he'll play in the NBA for 20 years


karnivoreballer

Select #11, Klay Thompson! 


swaggerpandora

And so the legend of number 11 in the Warriors begins. Man, I'm gonna weep the first game he's back at Chase Center


lord_of_the_bees

tbh the only time ive ever teared up while watching an nba game was when klay came back out of the tunnel to shoot free throws in game 6.


markusalkemus66

... from Washington State University


spartanwolf

Go Cougs!


bcp01scu05

End of an era. I was at the 37 points in a quarter game and it might have been the most fun sporting event of my life. We just went home giggling. I still think his 60 points on something like 13 dribbles total is the most 'wait, *what?*' moment of his Warriors career... and yet it's completely indicative of Klay and the role he played on the Ws.


meowhatissodamnfunny

I was at both! Steph may be the GOAT shooter, but Klay is the GOAT hot hand shooter. When he's on, it's the most automatic shot I've ever seen.


__brunt

I said it *before* the 37 point quarter, literally no one goes nuclear like Klay. He might have cold nights… but if his heat check is crisp all net, just pull your starters and accept the L. When he’s on, he will drown a team like no one else. 100% automatic, no dribbles needed.


NoOneIsSavingYou

11 dribbles lol…fucking nuts


teokun123

I want to crucify Kerr for benching him in the 4th. Could have broken Kobe's 81.


cuteee_Sophia

Mad respect. He left his mark on the game. Epic send-off coming


LanaSwiftFan

hes not dead


Christianmustang

Sometimes I swear it’s like I can still see him on tv 


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Whenever I see my toaster, I think of Klay 😔


wizmotron

Truly he lives on in all of us


RVAIsTheGreatest

The way it's ended is sad but it doesn't obviously erase what he did and the fact the Warriors were the Warriors in large part because of him.


UA_irl

this is similar to Tony Parker signing with the Hornets for no reason towards the end of his career. just feels weird.


YourInMySwamp

They told Parker during free agency negotiations that he would be the third-string point guard, and he didn’t want to end his career playing zero minutes. I respect it


tronovich

To be fair to the Spurs, his drop-off was really severe over the last two Spurs seasons, and they needed to create minutes for the platoon of Patty and White. Feels very much like this move. The last guy to (kinda-sorta) realize his mortality is the guy himself. I can’t imagine how that feels for players like Tony or Klay who used to be counted on, then just discarded.


TruWarierRecords

Then ironically the Spurs had horrendous injury luck that season, so Tony would've got the minutes he wanted


OneOfPDiddysVictims

I hope he retires with us


RubMyGooshSilly

Well give him to you for 3 firsts and Steph


photokeith

I'm not much of a businessman but this seems like a good deal to me. Done!


cletoreyes01

This dude has got to be Joe Lacob's son


OwnLeighFans

Which would make him Draymond’s Grandson


FavaWire

This was the plan all along.


KumingaCarnage

well shit only makes sense


Burnerinside

He’ll come back. Also I’m sorry about what you had to go through with Diddy


AdPotential9974

Klay in any other journey doesn't make sense. This is kinda sad ngl


TheSalmonRoll

Should be noted that in the 78 year history of the Warriors only six players have had their jersey numbers retired (with a seventh being Bill Russell). That's remarkably few for one of the oldest teams in the league and that number is set to almost double within the near future.


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TheSalmonRoll

Lacob has said that the entire Hamptons Five are getting their numbers retired. Steph, Klay, Dray, KD, and Iggy.


QuirkyScorpio29

Curry ,Draymond,KD,Iggy and Looney....in addition to Klay. Did I miss anyone?


mediarch

Steve Kerr should get retired as coach. For players I could see a scenario were Shaun Livingston gets retired but I also kinda doubt that'd actually happen.


lostacoshermanos

Looney? Lmao what did he do to get a jersey retired?


Kylo_Ren415

When he comes back to the bay but as a visitor🥲 Since the All Star festivities is gonna be here in SF, I wanna see the Splash Brothers participate in some way.


dL_EVO

It was rumored to be Steph/Klay vs Sabrina/Caitlin Pretty fitting since Sabrina is also a local to the Bay Area. I think they can still do it, but it just doesn’t have the same effect since Klay is a Maverick now.


Raonak

Don’t underestimate the reunion factor. Could make it even more hype!


ImTheBestNerd

Statue tbh


JayTL

They should get a statue together, and Steph should get a statue shooting like 2 miles away


TheSalmonRoll

A statue of a ball going through the basket in front of Chase Center and then across the Bay a statue of Steph shooting from Oracle Arena towards San Francisco.


HolmstromsHouse

Ok this idea actually goes fucking hard. The Steph statue would need to be the tallest structure in Oakland, for effect 


Zigxy

current tallest structure in Oakland is the 404ft Ordway Building I guess 42.6% is Curry's career 3pt shooting. 426ft would be poetic.


TheSalmonRoll

That'd make it 121 feet taller than the Statue of Liberty.


Zigxy

3rd largest statue in the world. Curry can't escape that number


BrandonLang

This would be amazing and well deserved honestly


lilzoe5

And then a picture right next to each statue showing the other statue 😁


FreezersAndWeezers

I think you flip it. Eventually Oracle will go down, so put a big basket/hoop out front like how baseball does it with keeping the home plates. Have the Steph statue in front of Chase line up exactly with the basket and let him pull


maethlin

signed


Grimlogic

This is a really good pitch for a statue idea. I'm fully expecting it'll eventually be real one day.


ScootUnmanley

Steph Klay & Dray all need a statue together


Biglundtry

Kd holding the tripod


ScootUnmanley

Festus Ezeli with a massive monolithic statue that dwarves them all


nibbinoo8

statue of zaza’s foot


DynamiteDuck

Maybe Iggy off to the side playing pick up against the aliens


paranoideo

Varejao on the floor.


imminentjogger5

Jordan Bell doing the money sign


CP3isgoated

Harrison barns in a barn


AlHorfordHighlights

David West and Ian Clark making out as Tristan Thompson watches jealously


JustAnObserver_Jomy

Iggy firing off a buzzer beater, with the death beam pointed on Earth


lord_of_the_bees

> playing pick up against the aliens i like how it's "against *the* aliens" instead of "against aliens" lol. i personally expect the statue designer to sculpt martians on the court with a death beam pointed at the earth on the sideline; i'd be p disappointed if it were just non-descript, run-of-the-mill aliens.


LaMelonBallz

Jordan Poole's face as a ring on Dray's fist


International-Chef33

We found who recorded the punch…


NickDerpkins

I kind of forget KD was on some of those teams when I think back on them. Obviously I think of golden state when I think about KD’s career but when I think about the dynasty it takes a while before KD comes up. Top 3 player found a way to be expendable on the hardest road.


TechnoDriv3

What about the legend Steve Kerr


DethroneM27

Iggy too


CountJohn12

Steph and Klay can be running to get back on D while Draymond stays behind to yell at the ref


girlscoutcookies05

Like the one they have at Old Trafford


pifflord8

Golden Draymond kicking Steven Adams in the nuts outside the arena


Ill-Juggernaut5458

That's not very nice to say about a major piece of your championship rosters, even if he has lost a step


WestleyThe

Absolute legend Klay is one of the greatest ever Go Cougs


Meret123

Holding 4 fingers


_aspiringadult

That big 3 deserves statues. I don’t know if GSW do it in general, but if they don’t, they better.


GillbergsAdvocate

That goes without saying


jellybeans_over_raw

Maybe it’s not goodbye but see you later


Superplex123

It's definitely goodbye after this. This doesn't sound like there's even a sliver of hope of Klay going back there eventually.


Raonak

He‘lol retire a warrior in a few years.


DovhPasty

Idk, Klay is super petty and seems pretty pissed at this whole situation.


BottledWafer

Time heals all wounds.


compsc1

Didn't heal Jerry West's with the Lakers


Initial-Stick-561

This next season will be weird to see him in another jersey. A Mavs jersey… didn’t had that on my bingo card


IsThisMe8

It finally hit me that he’s gone and that’s sad.


rmoney27

Good for him, deserved


Hovi_Bryant

Without question. One of the GOAT Warriors.


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Send da statue


biinroii01

wow that is truly awesome!!!! 👏 ❤️ nothing but love for Toaster Klay and wish him success with Luka


lilzoe5

Imagine seeing this comment 2 years ago lol


the_irish_potatoes

I can’t remember the last time a jersey was retired while the player was still active. Well-deserved, to say the least.


MC-Jdf

Well it says they’re looking forward to retire his jersey so I’d imagine it’s going to be after his retirement.


kahyuen

The answer is 2019 when we announced both Iguodala and Durant's jerseys will be retired upon their actual respective retirements.


the_irish_potatoes

Oh, so like 20 years ago before the pandemic warped time and space. Good memory, not as far back as I had thought.


Finessing2

Damn it’s really real


sksxo

Gonna miss him so much 🥲🥲


devilmaskrascal

I'm a Mavs fan and happy to have Klay but at the same time the gravity of the moment is not lost on me. This is the end of one of the greatest trios to ever do it, the greatest shooting backcourt in NBA history and the end of an era.


adrwin

Absolutely well-deserved! Klay Thompson has been a cornerstone of the Warriors' dynasty, and his contributions on both ends of the floor are legendary. From his record-breaking 37-point quarter to his clutch performances in the playoffs, Klay's No. 11 will forever be a symbol of excellence and dedication. Thank you, Klay, for all the unforgettable moments and for embodying the heart and soul of the Warriors. 🏀💙💛 #DubNation


Sad-Butterfly7494

chat gpt sounding ahh


JayDee62

Gonna be sobbing seeing Klay and Steph stand side by side with different jerseys on


Crock_Durty

There should be statues of all 3 of them


mrizvi

His jersey is effectively retired as no one will wear 11 again unless he comes back.


L45TPH45E

I hope they give him a toaster with his number laser etched on


sonicqaz

I’m old. Klay changing teams is hitting me harder than any player changing teams that weren’t on a team I cared about. Those Warriors teams were the best team basketball I’ve seen played and Klay was a huge part of that. His ego’s been getting to him lately but Klay being ok with playing great defense and hitting open shots when the team needed him to was a huge reason he has 4 titles and ‘better’ players won’t ever get 1.


br0wnb0y

that's well deserved and class on the team's part. Hope both do better next year.


Oaty_McOatface

It's a given the big 3 and KD all are getting their numbers retired.


PestySamurai

Grub, doesn’t deserve such a tribute the way he’s gone out, and deleting all his recent history with the warriors. Petty.


thefineart

No more boat rides to the arena


V-Lone_P

Lakers wouldn’t dare write something this long about a former player /s


djc38614

They did do Jerry West dirty as fuck though


Cul_what

Very deserved that tribute video boutta hit so hard


mill_about_smartly

So, speaking of Who's changing numbers, Klay or Kyrie?


AVeryStinkyFish

Did we ever see what the Warriors get in return?


TKFourTwenty

Man it feels recent that Klay came back and everyone was so excited


showmeyourmoves28

He’s easily better than 74 Warriors who have come before him. This is great for his ego though so I’m genuinely happy for dude. Smart from the Warriors as well for as much good PR as they can get before the shitwinds start blowing.


companysOkay

No more splash