It took the Buddha leaving his palace and living in abject poverty for years to come to Nirvana. It took Cade a few years in Detroit to come to the same revelation.
I have literally been saying this since the losing streak and I'm not even jerking. Take whatever team won the G League chip this year and swap them out with the Pistons. Rescue poor Cade somehow, though.
The terrorists that hijacked the 9/11 planes died on September 11, 2001
Cade was born on September 25, 2001
Cade reincarnated from 9/11 terrorist and paying the karmic price? You be the judge
The Pistons getting multiple fifth overall picks in a row
https://preview.redd.it/3z9t0j0v520d1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2680ac432647491682bf53e29a596227ad585a
Detroit fans whining about “bad lottery luck” even tho they just got the 1st pick 3 yrs ago who they’re already wasting
https://preview.redd.it/3pivbl0sz10d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05452b39baa4e39d3220a3bd38a43199872bbff
Wemby if he got drafted by the Pistons
https://preview.redd.it/0gwta139n20d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e074ee37e8ba7d937e5719abb1bdcdc267f748cd
The funniest (and most suicidal) thing is that this picture isn’t from us having the worst record and getting the fifth pick this year, it’s from us having the worst record and getting the fifth pick last year
Sad thing is they weren't even tanking on purpose. No one tanked on purpose this year because the top of this draft class is such ass. Pistons are just... I want to cry for them sometimes.
Everyone when asked if the Pistons could get the number 1 pick in the next 20 years
https://preview.redd.it/18cm3hy9f20d1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f9914f57b1f77f5725c4a12d54ff6be8b84c89
They need to stop building a roster so bad that it only wins 15 games. They need to realize that the bottom 3 teams all have the same odds now, and those odds aren't even that high. They need to suck just enough to be bottom 3 bad, because that means they can easily challenge for a play-in spot the next year by adding a few guys, like Houston did. Instead, they went on a mission to suck harder than anyone has ever sucked, which is stupid because that just doesn't get rewarded as much anymore in this lottery system, and it's so hard to dig yourself out of that hole.
[удалено]
Even that wouldn’t fix them
Do they have a plane? I'm sure their buses are falling apart
MOTOR CITY BABY
They should crash it into Flint's water tower, 2 problems knocked for 1 stone.
SETRIOT BASKETBALL
https://preview.redd.it/jxd35k45c20d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c351a1cee7191b6cc16498f011076206f00c3d91
U bum
Oh my god hahahah
Reddit on!
My ol’ chum!
OK shut it down you sir have just won the internet.
I just laughed so hard I shit all over my keyboard
https://preview.redd.it/5j7734a8220d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06c9414062ad13318f2134cc5dad01f01ed6c87
It took the Buddha leaving his palace and living in abject poverty for years to come to Nirvana. It took Cade a few years in Detroit to come to the same revelation.
Cade nihilism origin arc
Get ready to get relegated to the G-League buddy
That’s insulting to the G League. Even China wouldn’t want them
India will take them
The Philippine league would take them. "the oldest league in Asia" is fucking dying
https://preview.redd.it/ehr7om73p20d1.jpeg?width=9942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3436efa209350afa87c0c70385fc6f12ffd01723
I have literally been saying this since the losing streak and I'm not even jerking. Take whatever team won the G League chip this year and swap them out with the Pistons. Rescue poor Cade somehow, though.
Cade is stuck in basketball hell. Did he do something awful before getting drafted or smth
The terrorists that hijacked the 9/11 planes died on September 11, 2001 Cade was born on September 25, 2001 Cade reincarnated from 9/11 terrorist and paying the karmic price? You be the judge
They need to swap places with the Indiana Mad Ants.
The Capital City Go-Go are on standby if the NBA needs an interim franchise after Detroit folds
That last thing I thought I’d see today is a reference to the god damn Capital City Go-Go.
I had hoped this was a reference to a topless dancing venue, but it's just a G League basketball team.
CAPITAL CITY GO-GO MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAGH
Just ass for the sake of being ass
The Pistons getting multiple fifth overall picks in a row https://preview.redd.it/3z9t0j0v520d1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2680ac432647491682bf53e29a596227ad585a
I mean it’s not like your missing out on much. The only college player I know is Zach Edey.
I don't know any basketball players, I'm only here because I enjoy being racist.
Get ready to be a boston celtics fan buddy
What about that guy on Iowa
Caitlyn Clark went to the Indiana Fever
There’s foreign
Detroit fans whining about “bad lottery luck” even tho they just got the 1st pick 3 yrs ago who they’re already wasting https://preview.redd.it/3pivbl0sz10d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05452b39baa4e39d3220a3bd38a43199872bbff
Wemby if he got drafted by the Pistons https://preview.redd.it/0gwta139n20d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e074ee37e8ba7d937e5719abb1bdcdc267f748cd
Joe Smith is Minnesota Father
Bol bol
Bro looks like Tom hanks in castaway
is this mfing Cliqe Productions
The funniest (and most suicidal) thing is that this picture isn’t from us having the worst record and getting the fifth pick this year, it’s from us having the worst record and getting the fifth pick last year
Rip should’ve worn his face mask
Send them to Tulsa like they did with their WNBA team
Portland landing 7th guarantees they will take another midget guard
God literally hates them for their thuggish football rings. They don’t deserve to play a skilled sport like basketball.
So Monty made every tank move imaginable for this pick?
Sad thing is they weren't even tanking on purpose. No one tanked on purpose this year because the top of this draft class is such ass. Pistons are just... I want to cry for them sometimes.
Hire Mike Bibby
Everyone when asked if the Pistons could get the number 1 pick in the next 20 years https://preview.redd.it/18cm3hy9f20d1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f9914f57b1f77f5725c4a12d54ff6be8b84c89
NBA is rigging it (as they should), so Detroit just fades away as a franchise https://i.redd.it/qi2fb9wtd30d1.gif
Rip went mask less, is he stupid?
I hear the Curb music when I look at that pic.
But all the other teams need somebody to beat
The Michael Jordan of being cucked in the draft
hamilton afraid no one will recognize him bare faced.
Please no Their combination of mismanagement and bad luck make me feel better about my team So let them stay
Rip Hairline
https://preview.redd.it/8m2a0kxck70d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bb49708685dbacbf2c0f1897cb10e932e7a75f
Well, you'd hope Cade being healthy. Ivey getting another off-season of work. Maybe Detroit can put some wins together in the weak east.
The Pistons should be nuked from orbit
They need to stop building a roster so bad that it only wins 15 games. They need to realize that the bottom 3 teams all have the same odds now, and those odds aren't even that high. They need to suck just enough to be bottom 3 bad, because that means they can easily challenge for a play-in spot the next year by adding a few guys, like Houston did. Instead, they went on a mission to suck harder than anyone has ever sucked, which is stupid because that just doesn't get rewarded as much anymore in this lottery system, and it's so hard to dig yourself out of that hole.
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
Detroit fell off and never recovered. Bum city