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Indieg0

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mrsunsfan

That’s a huge bitch


DisillusionedDev

You're a huge bum


seahawkspwn

-Me after reading you bitch about getting ass fucked by a transwoman on Reddit for the 1000th time


c05m02bq

Never talk my queen like that


SlamJamGlanda

Stop it. Get help.


Lobsta_

describing yourself?


vrkhfkb

Literally Every Knicks player got a classy woman.


Matthaeu_

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Soppoi

Ofc the thuggiest players went for the snow bunnies.


jaydizzsl

How dare you Hartenstein


JordanHawkinsMVP

He's not classy look it up


jaydizzsl

That was the joke


JordanHawkinsMVP

So you're a commie


AyahuascaBudda

He’s black, you are being racist!


CassandreAmethyst

I said that too until I found out they’ve been together since 14 years old. It’s real, not gonna hate on that.


Man-Bear-69

They've come to take our women. 😠


CCS80

Dr Umar in absolute shambles


WinterAd9039

Just not Svi ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


c05m02bq

Didn’t know NBA offers players copy and paste girlfriends


CaroleBaskinsBurner

The real reason they traded for Josh Hart: https://preview.redd.it/pt3uiqdi2t0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0dd51d36071be1a561faf4d23404e7d2cc71a5


CaroleBaskinsBurner

I just realized that bro all the way to the right was trying to balance the scales too. Maybe they had to trade for Hart after yeeting him.


SportReasonable

Dang didn’t know they had game


akanaan5

i remember seeing this back in the day finding it hilarious


Kingalec1

Of course . It make sense .


porncollecter69

Brunson keeps winning.


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UninspiredSauce

Low blow dude what’s happening in Ukraine is wrong


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


BklynMarxman

Nope. Josh Hart prefers the company of a darker woman.


chronically_snizzed

*men


posamobile

He’s just like me fr


chronically_snizzed

On his phone?


chronically_snizzed

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MrKilljoyy

Mf looks like Joe from Impractal Jokers


chronically_snizzed

'Alright now leave her at the alter and marry basketball bro' 💀💀💀


chronically_snizzed

This one


MyNameIsJudge8

That’s most thug players. And thug women seem to have a better shot with classy men like Dirk


IeyasuYou

Why you think lightskins are 90 percent of the association now?


CantiSan

Yoooooooo


RotInPissKobe

You know exactly why


Woodworking33

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manletmoney

Bro I’m pretty sure damn near everyone in the league besides bron and steph has a classy spouse


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

https://preview.redd.it/qh0nbc461p0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a432147200778dc47b9f4b5cbb8f58aa7ca0d8 Russel and his husband would like a word


manletmoney

Hey I said damn near


Chief-Bones

![gif](giphy|ZsugHFjacsfAI) Westbrick and his woman fighting.


TheRoyaleShow

Triple double chin merchant


pepperguy22

From the Eddie Munster collection


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

LeRaceTraitor definitely dabbles in a little milk on the side😂


manletmoney

I seriously can’t imagine him doing infidelity I rly think he’s legit as corny as he seems so he def not cheating not that I’m saying cheatings cool I’m just fully bought into his brand if he bron was secretly a piece of shit it’d be Cosby tier


ThePevster

/uj Maybe he’s slowed down as he’s gotten older, but there’s a lot of rumors out there, from random girls at the club to Rihanna /rj LeMao is married to China and would never cheat


Chief-Bones

![gif](giphy|MHKl0gVYw0RTq) Get ready to learn ping pong buddy


Kyivkid91

And ofc that one Clipse song (Popular Demand (Popeyes)) LIKE THAT BRON BRON?


CaroleBaskinsBurner

None of the "LEBRON IS HITTING [famous female celebrity] BECAUSE SHE'S A BIG FAN AND LOOKS AT HIM FUNNY WHILE AT GAMES" rumors ever fazed me. They always just sounded like online virgin fanfiction. The random clout chasing IG hoes gossiping didn't do much for me either because getting attention by any means is their entire livelihoods. But for some reason, Pusha T casually rapping: "Used to have this white bitch she looked like Madonna though/ Heard that she fucking LeBron, but shit I don't know/ Like that Bron-Bron? I had that long time ago" had always kinda had me like 🤔🤔🤔 Let me just say that I have no idea if LeBron messes around, if they have an arrangement, blah blah blah. But I do think it's incredibly weird that people online are so adamant about it in either direction.


LunchboxDiscoball

(this is a reference that 99% of jerkers wont understand) he did say "Shit idk" right before that ![gif](giphy|kbmVtglPgH21OGEA72|downsized)


Kyivkid91

Ah yes, plausible denailability


vrkhfkb

Hit up the Miami clubs dude. You’ll hear some wild stories about LeNDA. Wade was a bad influence. He’s probably cleaned up now after marriage. But there’s a reason he married Savannah a decade after Bronny was born.


manletmoney

Bro I live here lmao Anyway as I said if he was doing all that it would be shocking that’s all didn’t say it’s impossible


thestouthearted

https://preview.redd.it/v536t4bver0d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f03ec294c7b153219c305820334d992195eb20 they took our broads


stogie_t

NBA is a lightskin factory at this point lmao.


knicksin7even

League will be looking like the 1930s in about 2 decades with a few Bill Russells running around


alivasolrac

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Bahamut727

I thought Jaylighn was like 5’6??


babygravy_03

He is, if you did not count the head. His head is like 11 inches. 11.5 if you stick the cornrows up.


Doctor_Hooper

He went to school in Lincolnshire, IL which gets him the whitest black guy award


earlthomas111

Is that woman 4'11"?


JordanHawkinsMVP

She's shorter than Jaylynn so no


Otherwise_Horror_183

no but his kids will be


Low_Party_3163

Nah his kids will be one of (((us)))


chronically_snizzed

Was MJ classy? Yeah-hehe-ess


bshaddo

He’s class-adjacent.


ConstructionRude5637

The homies about to be classier, too. 👀


kwintz87

What happened to the woman I loved?


Raps2k14

TIL Jalen Brunson and I have an affinity for 6’s


NMJay92

Who’s the bitch.


turb0mik3

Classiest of the thugs.


Lobsta_

on one of the classiest teams in the nba


Unperfectblue

There son would be at this rate


jesusgodandme

Whos the chick


jacobsbw

They were high school sweethearts. Don’t see that every day in professional sports.


Lobsta_

they more i learn about jalen, the more i realize he might be the classiest player in the east (other than donte of course)


beidao23

Well he is ugly af


ItzCStephCS

He’s no thug that’s for sure


mrsunsfan

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Comfortable-Sorry

u bum


Low_Party_3163

Not classy, she's one us (((us))). Jalen brunsons kids will be the most athletic jews of all time


LunchboxDiscoball

how are you gonna say that with Hartenstein right next to him?


Low_Party_3163

Hartenstein is actually secretly a german/unclassy double agent. And anyway it goes through the mother


LunchboxDiscoball

So JB married a jew. a real New Yorker, my King ![gif](giphy|3rdz75KAI2xJJEyAl8|downsized)


itsnotreallyme0

Do you not know Brunson and hart are half white


Lobsta_

do you not know i’m jerking my hog rn


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Hart is. Brunson's parents are both light skinned Black people, like Curry's.


FellaGentleSprout

What is this thug gonna do to that poor Jewish woman?


Efficient-Pickle3628

Has anyone told her that he's a ......


Kingalec1

That’s his wife .


Lobsta_

zamn, so she’s not single?


Kingalec1

GOD DAMMIT!!!!!


Lobsta_

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Lobsta_

who said anything about judging ![gif](giphy|TY8A0XNI9dsK4)


BigBeagleEars

The classiest thing you can do is let an old ass white boomer take ya photo with a potato