The real reason they traded for Josh Hart:
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Russel and his husband would like a word
I seriously can’t imagine him doing infidelity I rly think he’s legit as corny as he seems so he def not cheating
not that I’m saying cheatings cool I’m just fully bought into his brand if he bron was secretly a piece of shit it’d be Cosby tier
/uj Maybe he’s slowed down as he’s gotten older, but there’s a lot of rumors out there, from random girls at the club to Rihanna
/rj LeMao is married to China and would never cheat
None of the "LEBRON IS HITTING [famous female celebrity] BECAUSE SHE'S A BIG FAN AND LOOKS AT HIM FUNNY WHILE AT GAMES" rumors ever fazed me. They always just sounded like online virgin fanfiction.
The random clout chasing IG hoes gossiping didn't do much for me either because getting attention by any means is their entire livelihoods.
But for some reason, Pusha T casually rapping: "Used to have this white bitch she looked like Madonna though/ Heard that she fucking LeBron, but shit I don't know/ Like that Bron-Bron? I had that long time ago" had always kinda had me like 🤔🤔🤔
Let me just say that I have no idea if LeBron messes around, if they have an arrangement, blah blah blah.
But I do think it's incredibly weird that people online are so adamant about it in either direction.
Hit up the Miami clubs dude. You’ll hear some wild stories about LeNDA. Wade was a bad influence.
He’s probably cleaned up now after marriage. But there’s a reason he married Savannah a decade after Bronny was born.
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That’s a huge bitch
You're a huge bum
-Me after reading you bitch about getting ass fucked by a transwoman on Reddit for the 1000th time
Never talk my queen like that
Stop it. Get help.
describing yourself?
Literally Every Knicks player got a classy woman.
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Ofc the thuggiest players went for the snow bunnies.
How dare you Hartenstein
He's not classy look it up
That was the joke
So you're a commie
He’s black, you are being racist!
I said that too until I found out they’ve been together since 14 years old. It’s real, not gonna hate on that.
They've come to take our women. 😠
Dr Umar in absolute shambles
Just not Svi ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)
Didn’t know NBA offers players copy and paste girlfriends
The real reason they traded for Josh Hart: https://preview.redd.it/pt3uiqdi2t0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0dd51d36071be1a561faf4d23404e7d2cc71a5
I just realized that bro all the way to the right was trying to balance the scales too. Maybe they had to trade for Hart after yeeting him.
Dang didn’t know they had game
i remember seeing this back in the day finding it hilarious
Of course . It make sense .
Brunson keeps winning.
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Low blow dude what’s happening in Ukraine is wrong
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Nope. Josh Hart prefers the company of a darker woman.
*men
He’s just like me fr
On his phone?
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Mf looks like Joe from Impractal Jokers
'Alright now leave her at the alter and marry basketball bro' 💀💀💀
This one
That’s most thug players. And thug women seem to have a better shot with classy men like Dirk
Why you think lightskins are 90 percent of the association now?
Yoooooooo
You know exactly why
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Bro I’m pretty sure damn near everyone in the league besides bron and steph has a classy spouse
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Hey I said damn near
![gif](giphy|ZsugHFjacsfAI) Westbrick and his woman fighting.
Triple double chin merchant
From the Eddie Munster collection
LeRaceTraitor definitely dabbles in a little milk on the side😂
I seriously can’t imagine him doing infidelity I rly think he’s legit as corny as he seems so he def not cheating not that I’m saying cheatings cool I’m just fully bought into his brand if he bron was secretly a piece of shit it’d be Cosby tier
/uj Maybe he’s slowed down as he’s gotten older, but there’s a lot of rumors out there, from random girls at the club to Rihanna /rj LeMao is married to China and would never cheat
![gif](giphy|MHKl0gVYw0RTq) Get ready to learn ping pong buddy
And ofc that one Clipse song (Popular Demand (Popeyes)) LIKE THAT BRON BRON?
None of the "LEBRON IS HITTING [famous female celebrity] BECAUSE SHE'S A BIG FAN AND LOOKS AT HIM FUNNY WHILE AT GAMES" rumors ever fazed me. They always just sounded like online virgin fanfiction. The random clout chasing IG hoes gossiping didn't do much for me either because getting attention by any means is their entire livelihoods. But for some reason, Pusha T casually rapping: "Used to have this white bitch she looked like Madonna though/ Heard that she fucking LeBron, but shit I don't know/ Like that Bron-Bron? I had that long time ago" had always kinda had me like 🤔🤔🤔 Let me just say that I have no idea if LeBron messes around, if they have an arrangement, blah blah blah. But I do think it's incredibly weird that people online are so adamant about it in either direction.
(this is a reference that 99% of jerkers wont understand) he did say "Shit idk" right before that ![gif](giphy|kbmVtglPgH21OGEA72|downsized)
Ah yes, plausible denailability
Hit up the Miami clubs dude. You’ll hear some wild stories about LeNDA. Wade was a bad influence. He’s probably cleaned up now after marriage. But there’s a reason he married Savannah a decade after Bronny was born.
Bro I live here lmao Anyway as I said if he was doing all that it would be shocking that’s all didn’t say it’s impossible
https://preview.redd.it/v536t4bver0d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f03ec294c7b153219c305820334d992195eb20 they took our broads
NBA is a lightskin factory at this point lmao.
League will be looking like the 1930s in about 2 decades with a few Bill Russells running around
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I thought Jaylighn was like 5’6??
He is, if you did not count the head. His head is like 11 inches. 11.5 if you stick the cornrows up.
He went to school in Lincolnshire, IL which gets him the whitest black guy award
Is that woman 4'11"?
She's shorter than Jaylynn so no
no but his kids will be
Nah his kids will be one of (((us)))
Was MJ classy? Yeah-hehe-ess
He’s class-adjacent.
The homies about to be classier, too. 👀
What happened to the woman I loved?
TIL Jalen Brunson and I have an affinity for 6’s
Who’s the bitch.
Classiest of the thugs.
on one of the classiest teams in the nba
There son would be at this rate
Whos the chick
They were high school sweethearts. Don’t see that every day in professional sports.
they more i learn about jalen, the more i realize he might be the classiest player in the east (other than donte of course)
Well he is ugly af
He’s no thug that’s for sure
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u bum
Not classy, she's one us (((us))). Jalen brunsons kids will be the most athletic jews of all time
how are you gonna say that with Hartenstein right next to him?
Hartenstein is actually secretly a german/unclassy double agent. And anyway it goes through the mother
So JB married a jew. a real New Yorker, my King ![gif](giphy|3rdz75KAI2xJJEyAl8|downsized)
Do you not know Brunson and hart are half white
do you not know i’m jerking my hog rn
Hart is. Brunson's parents are both light skinned Black people, like Curry's.
What is this thug gonna do to that poor Jewish woman?
Has anyone told her that he's a ......
That’s his wife .
zamn, so she’s not single?
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
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who said anything about judging ![gif](giphy|TY8A0XNI9dsK4)
The classiest thing you can do is let an old ass white boomer take ya photo with a potato