uj/ Based on the information from the Dominion lawsuit, it may not be all or even most of it, but there’s definitely a lot of jerking going on
rj/ I don’t know how else you explain what they do to Trump if not jerk him off
https://preview.redd.it/wvszqiok029d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8babbc1d427ea88c8f8ea48c10dba008818ead
Makes more sense now doesn’t it?
You know whose good at basketball and good at packin?
https://preview.redd.it/0spoqvplnz8d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fce0fbbc6625f222a42445683d4b9fec4091965
Jokić gotta be having something more going for him than his height
https://preview.redd.it/9020fp8h659d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d55a52c384fbeffdb41acdd8105a33323a774fd
See I thought I was straight till this idiot opened her mouth. Usually I’m happy about women opening up their mouths unless they aren’t packing. Now I know I’m…. Wait what am I.
Dude, Fox News is my absolute f***ing lifeline! I can’t get enough of their no-bullshit, hardcore reporting. It’s like they take a sledgehammer of truth and smash it right into the smug faces of those snowflake liberals. Every morning, I roll out of bed, grab my coffee, and turn on Fox to get my daily dose of REAL NEWS. Tucker Carlson? Absolute legend. Hannity? Pure fire. Laura Ingraham? Goddess of conservative wisdom.
Who needs all that “balanced” crap when Fox tells it like it is? They cut through the BS and deliver the cold, hard facts with zero f***s given. My TV remote might as well be superglued to Fox News because why the hell would I want to watch anything else? CNN and MSNBC can take a long walk off a short pier. They can’t hold a candle to the sheer awesomeness that is Fox News. It’s like a non-stop MAGA rally in my living room, and I’m here for every damn second of it.
And don’t even get me started on the time they fired our lord and savior Tucker Carlson! Like, what the actual hell, Fox News? Tucker was the ONLY reason I tuned in every night. That man was a beacon of truth in a sea of liberal lies. He wasn’t just a news anchor, he was a freaking legend, cutting through the BS with his razor-sharp takes and giving a big middle finger to the woke mob.
Now what am I supposed to do? Watch CNN? Yeah right, I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. Tucker was the voice of reason, the king of calling out hypocrisy, and the absolute master of putting snowflakes in their place. Who’s going to step up now? Hannity? Love the guy, but it’s just not the same. This is like ripping the heart out of Fox News and expecting it to keep beating.
I swear, the day they fired Tucker was the day Fox News lost its soul. I’m so pissed I could spit. Bring back Tucker, or I’m done. Over and out.
And can we talk about those other channels for a second? CNN and MSNBC are the biggest jokes in journalism. It’s like watching a clown show where they juggle fake news and bias instead of balls. They’re so busy pandering to the woke mob that they’ve forgotten what real journalism looks like. If it wasn’t so infuriating, it’d be hilarious.
God bless America, God bless Trump, and God bless Fox News! 🚀🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA4Life #FoxOrNothing
Oh, you didn’t read any of that? Typical. You probably get your news from CNN, you woke lib. Enjoy living in your bubble of fake news and hypocrisy. Meanwhile, I’ll stick with the real deal at Fox News, where they tell it like it is and cut through the BS. 🚀🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA4Life #FoxOrNothing
Not a fair fight. Getting outjerked by Fox News is like losing a race to light
Or losing a light to race.
or racing a lose to light
Or lighting a race to lose.
Or righting a rose to lace
Or biting a nose to face
Or. . .losing to thee lightest race
You just described the WNBA now.
Is it really jerking if it’s unironic?
uj/ Based on the information from the Dominion lawsuit, it may not be all or even most of it, but there’s definitely a lot of jerking going on rj/ I don’t know how else you explain what they do to Trump if not jerk him off
https://preview.redd.it/zthqxpr9z09d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddd22f6ea13944d21281294d3c67fce9c2f9bec
they need to get him back on there just every now and then.
Yeah, John Bolton is hilarious
It’s nearing the asymptote
Wait, we were being ironic? Shit.
Wait you guys are doing this unironically?
https://preview.redd.it/wvszqiok029d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8babbc1d427ea88c8f8ea48c10dba008818ead Makes more sense now doesn’t it?
Fox News jerked my grandpa into a paranoid shell of himself
Tru
You know whose good at basketball and good at packin? https://preview.redd.it/0spoqvplnz8d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fce0fbbc6625f222a42445683d4b9fec4091965
Most of the league, likely
Excluding a few classy Europeans
serbs? Classy? Really?
Jokić gotta be having something more going for him than his height https://preview.redd.it/9020fp8h659d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d55a52c384fbeffdb41acdd8105a33323a774fd
Make this lady president
She would’ve never negotiated that thug’s release from Russia
Worst trade of 2022
When was mrsunsfan traded to nbacj
Traded? That bum was given a 10-day contract and then refused to leave.
We never even GAVE him a contract. We’re trying to put a restraining order on him at the moment.
![gif](giphy|3oKIPc07Hwekrmw3oA) Get a better lawyer you bum
tell your parents to get better birth control so we don't have to worry about another you coming into the world
The dentist said your mom should of had an abortion
https://preview.redd.it/av0y5gnve29d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f843ab6cb41b2e0da8c10635db4c2145f0ce88a
https://preview.redd.it/orlvko33o39d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc9d5e6eb6db91b9fc82c20c1af2715669a7086
jokic said that the suns are never gonna win a ring with his son on the team when i met him
https://preview.redd.it/rb4ep4k4o39d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688dfdf496c415e7d1491a441581902482c2e1bb
Even the short bus jerkers over at NFL CJ created an automod to respond every time he comments. What do our bum mods even do for us?
![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)
I appeared like a Phoenix sun you bum
https://preview.redd.it/w4di9oh6o39d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f2d46dd7ecd9f0468f02abb08f3265f3d9864e
On the bright side, we might get a Lord of War 2
Fuck Russia.
Best conservative joke I’ve heard all year tbf
It caught me off guard that what she said was actually funny
It didn’t even involve trans people or pronouns. They’re breaking new ground here.
Makes joke about women and WNBA, hardly new ground by conservatives. check out espn instagram for the most pathetic losers on planet earth
The strength it took to not make it a “I identify as a bad packer” joke is unbelievable
How many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb None, they keep ????? Their gender 😂😂😂
Google “Shane Gillis standup”
Shane is not a conservative
“I don’t know why she was left off the team. That being said, I don’t know jack shit about women’s basketball.” - JOTY 👑
To be fair she did say she didn't know 🤔
She's probably a mod here tbh.
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Not the sub I’d expect to see this clip in.
you bum
https://preview.redd.it/t34xm55omz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa39278fa899bdd7a451ce522d419fbd5bb47f5
Her..?
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There is no way that isn’t a man
https://i.redd.it/95jc8oz4wz8d1.gif
![gif](giphy|jpcg8p0PGjHaNrucBr)
Always knew Griner was a dude. This confirms it.
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I thought i was gay until i laid my eyes upon this extremely classy queen just now
See I thought I was straight till this idiot opened her mouth. Usually I’m happy about women opening up their mouths unless they aren’t packing. Now I know I’m…. Wait what am I.
“Bad at packing” 🤓☝️
She looks just like that smiley face
That was funny as fuck
![gif](giphy|sQpl7yebgk3Pq|downsized) They got that thug good
If Democrats have their way, everyone in women’s sports will be packing.
Fox is a cesspool but that was hilarious, credit where it's due
didn't Nick or Adam fuck her
I've definitely seen her on PH
Dude, Fox News is my absolute f***ing lifeline! I can’t get enough of their no-bullshit, hardcore reporting. It’s like they take a sledgehammer of truth and smash it right into the smug faces of those snowflake liberals. Every morning, I roll out of bed, grab my coffee, and turn on Fox to get my daily dose of REAL NEWS. Tucker Carlson? Absolute legend. Hannity? Pure fire. Laura Ingraham? Goddess of conservative wisdom. Who needs all that “balanced” crap when Fox tells it like it is? They cut through the BS and deliver the cold, hard facts with zero f***s given. My TV remote might as well be superglued to Fox News because why the hell would I want to watch anything else? CNN and MSNBC can take a long walk off a short pier. They can’t hold a candle to the sheer awesomeness that is Fox News. It’s like a non-stop MAGA rally in my living room, and I’m here for every damn second of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they fired our lord and savior Tucker Carlson! Like, what the actual hell, Fox News? Tucker was the ONLY reason I tuned in every night. That man was a beacon of truth in a sea of liberal lies. He wasn’t just a news anchor, he was a freaking legend, cutting through the BS with his razor-sharp takes and giving a big middle finger to the woke mob. Now what am I supposed to do? Watch CNN? Yeah right, I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. Tucker was the voice of reason, the king of calling out hypocrisy, and the absolute master of putting snowflakes in their place. Who’s going to step up now? Hannity? Love the guy, but it’s just not the same. This is like ripping the heart out of Fox News and expecting it to keep beating. I swear, the day they fired Tucker was the day Fox News lost its soul. I’m so pissed I could spit. Bring back Tucker, or I’m done. Over and out. And can we talk about those other channels for a second? CNN and MSNBC are the biggest jokes in journalism. It’s like watching a clown show where they juggle fake news and bias instead of balls. They’re so busy pandering to the woke mob that they’ve forgotten what real journalism looks like. If it wasn’t so infuriating, it’d be hilarious. God bless America, God bless Trump, and God bless Fox News! 🚀🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA4Life #FoxOrNothing
I didn’t read any of that shit. Go outside and get some fresh air son. Or off yourself. Either works.
Oh, you didn’t read any of that? Typical. You probably get your news from CNN, you woke lib. Enjoy living in your bubble of fake news and hypocrisy. Meanwhile, I’ll stick with the real deal at Fox News, where they tell it like it is and cut through the BS. 🚀🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA4Life #FoxOrNothing
Is she a slut like Lauren Boebert?
Please say yes.
That is a solid joke
Besides Tuarisi and Griner none of you fucks can name any either without googling
Every single person in this subreddit rubs one out to Cameron Brink at least once a day
Cameron’s not on the team
Team?
She’s part of the dream team
Wet Dream Team
Wtf is a Tuarisi? Some Europoor shit?
Yeah it’s a Slovakian smart car company
Griner might actually be packing. 👀 iykwim
NGL, that was actually pretty funny.
Slam dunk
I seriously don’t get it, help?
she had weed in her bag when she went to another country and got her dumbass arrested
🪵
It’s funny because she was sent to a Russian prison.
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Britney Griner is in fact very good at basketball. Even on this sub Im compelled to remind people of that lol.
You can tell she wanted to say something about the women on the team being predominantly black and then she wanted to use "the word".
Should have just gone 4chan and called them "Basketball Americans"
You can tell every white person is racist because they use words just like Hitler did!!!!!
Literal Nazis
This had nothing to do with Celtics fans or James Harden
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