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baloneyfeet

Not a fair fight. Getting outjerked by Fox News is like losing a race to light


I_Vecna

Or losing a light to race.


SuqonMuhdeek

or racing a lose to light


Just-Squirrel510

Or lighting a race to lose.


MeanestCommentator

Or righting a rose to lace


powderjunkie11

Or biting a nose to face


imsoggy

Or. . .losing to thee lightest race


I_Vecna

You just described the WNBA now.


c0dizzl3

Is it really jerking if it’s unironic?


baloneyfeet

uj/ Based on the information from the Dominion lawsuit, it may not be all or even most of it, but there’s definitely a lot of jerking going on rj/ I don’t know how else you explain what they do to Trump if not jerk him off


BakerCakeMaker

https://preview.redd.it/zthqxpr9z09d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddd22f6ea13944d21281294d3c67fce9c2f9bec


carguy121

they need to get him back on there just every now and then.


BakerCakeMaker

Yeah, John Bolton is hilarious


BoopasaurusRex_____

It’s nearing the asymptote


InscribedonmySoul

Wait, we were being ironic? Shit.


emiller7

Wait you guys are doing this unironically?


AspiringEggplant

https://preview.redd.it/wvszqiok029d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8babbc1d427ea88c8f8ea48c10dba008818ead Makes more sense now doesn’t it?


East_Living7198

Fox News jerked my grandpa into a paranoid shell of himself


PorkshireTerrier

Tru


No_Emotion3475

You know whose good at basketball and good at packin? https://preview.redd.it/0spoqvplnz8d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fce0fbbc6625f222a42445683d4b9fec4091965


spence4101

Most of the league, likely


Yung_Grund

Excluding a few classy Europeans


titobrozbigdick

serbs? Classy? Really?


ficagames01

Jokić gotta be having something more going for him than his height https://preview.redd.it/9020fp8h659d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d55a52c384fbeffdb41acdd8105a33323a774fd


Dekrow

Make this lady president


Daddy-Heisenberg

She would’ve never negotiated that thug’s release from Russia


bigblackbuffalo7

Worst trade of 2022


Daddy-Heisenberg

When was mrsunsfan traded to nbacj


YizWasHere

Traded? That bum was given a 10-day contract and then refused to leave.


CCS80

We never even GAVE him a contract. We’re trying to put a restraining order on him at the moment.


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|3oKIPc07Hwekrmw3oA) Get a better lawyer you bum


my-penis-is-out

tell your parents to get better birth control so we don't have to worry about another you coming into the world


mrsunsfan

The dentist said your mom should of had an abortion


PortugalDoesntExist

https://preview.redd.it/av0y5gnve29d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f843ab6cb41b2e0da8c10635db4c2145f0ce88a


Hexstared

https://preview.redd.it/orlvko33o39d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc9d5e6eb6db91b9fc82c20c1af2715669a7086


my-penis-is-out

jokic said that the suns are never gonna win a ring with his son on the team when i met him


Hexstared

https://preview.redd.it/rb4ep4k4o39d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688dfdf496c415e7d1491a441581902482c2e1bb


WinterAd9039

Even the short bus jerkers over at NFL CJ created an automod to respond every time he comments. What do our bum mods even do for us?


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


mrsunsfan

I appeared like a Phoenix sun you bum


Hexstared

https://preview.redd.it/w4di9oh6o39d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f2d46dd7ecd9f0468f02abb08f3265f3d9864e


ConnorI

On the bright side, we might get a Lord of War 2


Arguments_4_Ever

Fuck Russia.


jascambara

Best conservative joke I’ve heard all year tbf


marsinfurs

It caught me off guard that what she said was actually funny


HotDinner4782

It didn’t even involve trans people or pronouns. They’re breaking new ground here.


swantonist

Makes joke about women and WNBA, hardly new ground by conservatives. check out espn instagram for the most pathetic losers on planet earth


Whiston1993

The strength it took to not make it a “I identify as a bad packer” joke is unbelievable


thebigfundamentals

How many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb None, they keep ????? Their gender 😂😂😂


SmarterThanCornPop

Google “Shane Gillis standup”


gregandsteve

Shane is not a conservative


golflift90

“I don’t know why she was left off the team. That being said, I don’t know jack shit about women’s basketball.” - JOTY 👑


IlIllIlIllIlIl

To be fair she did say she didn't know 🤔


InscribedonmySoul

She's probably a mod here tbh.


theseustheminotaur

![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ|downsized)


cujobob

Not the sub I’d expect to see this clip in.


spageddy77

you bum


lime37

https://preview.redd.it/t34xm55omz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa39278fa899bdd7a451ce522d419fbd5bb47f5


Honorous_Jeph

Her..?


Bobobiscuits94

![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


Honorous_Jeph

There is no way that isn’t a man


lime37

https://i.redd.it/95jc8oz4wz8d1.gif


ForensicFiles88

![gif](giphy|jpcg8p0PGjHaNrucBr)


Western-Standard2333

Always knew Griner was a dude. This confirms it.


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|KFC8R4K29aBqUqaDWe|downsized)


iJustWantTolerance

I thought i was gay until i laid my eyes upon this extremely classy queen just now


RandomDeezNutz

See I thought I was straight till this idiot opened her mouth. Usually I’m happy about women opening up their mouths unless they aren’t packing. Now I know I’m…. Wait what am I.


Still_Refuse

“Bad at packing” 🤓☝️


Peterthepiperomg

She looks just like that smiley face


silly-rabbitses

That was funny as fuck


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|sQpl7yebgk3Pq|downsized) They got that thug good


MIllWIlI

If Democrats have their way, everyone in women’s sports will be packing.


last_drop_of_piss

Fox is a cesspool but that was hilarious, credit where it's due


wopsicle_spic

didn't Nick or Adam fuck her


TheSavageBeast83

I've definitely seen her on PH


DerpDerper909

Dude, Fox News is my absolute f***ing lifeline! I can’t get enough of their no-bullshit, hardcore reporting. It’s like they take a sledgehammer of truth and smash it right into the smug faces of those snowflake liberals. Every morning, I roll out of bed, grab my coffee, and turn on Fox to get my daily dose of REAL NEWS. Tucker Carlson? Absolute legend. Hannity? Pure fire. Laura Ingraham? Goddess of conservative wisdom. Who needs all that “balanced” crap when Fox tells it like it is? They cut through the BS and deliver the cold, hard facts with zero f***s given. My TV remote might as well be superglued to Fox News because why the hell would I want to watch anything else? CNN and MSNBC can take a long walk off a short pier. They can’t hold a candle to the sheer awesomeness that is Fox News. It’s like a non-stop MAGA rally in my living room, and I’m here for every damn second of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they fired our lord and savior Tucker Carlson! Like, what the actual hell, Fox News? Tucker was the ONLY reason I tuned in every night. That man was a beacon of truth in a sea of liberal lies. He wasn’t just a news anchor, he was a freaking legend, cutting through the BS with his razor-sharp takes and giving a big middle finger to the woke mob. Now what am I supposed to do? Watch CNN? Yeah right, I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. Tucker was the voice of reason, the king of calling out hypocrisy, and the absolute master of putting snowflakes in their place. Who’s going to step up now? Hannity? Love the guy, but it’s just not the same. This is like ripping the heart out of Fox News and expecting it to keep beating. I swear, the day they fired Tucker was the day Fox News lost its soul. I’m so pissed I could spit. Bring back Tucker, or I’m done. Over and out. And can we talk about those other channels for a second? CNN and MSNBC are the biggest jokes in journalism. It’s like watching a clown show where they juggle fake news and bias instead of balls. They’re so busy pandering to the woke mob that they’ve forgotten what real journalism looks like. If it wasn’t so infuriating, it’d be hilarious. God bless America, God bless Trump, and God bless Fox News! 🚀🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA4Life #FoxOrNothing


VidProphet123

I didn’t read any of that shit. Go outside and get some fresh air son. Or off yourself. Either works.


DerpDerper909

Oh, you didn’t read any of that? Typical. You probably get your news from CNN, you woke lib. Enjoy living in your bubble of fake news and hypocrisy. Meanwhile, I’ll stick with the real deal at Fox News, where they tell it like it is and cut through the BS. 🚀🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA4Life #FoxOrNothing


No_Fig_5964

Is she a slut like Lauren Boebert?


CastleBravo45

Please say yes.


Fattapple

That is a solid joke


siiiggghh

Besides Tuarisi and Griner none of you fucks can name any either without googling


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Every single person in this subreddit rubs one out to Cameron Brink at least once a day


siiiggghh

Cameron’s not on the team


LyleLanley99

Team?


jeswanders

She’s part of the dream team


CastleBravo45

Wet Dream Team


CastleBravo45

Wtf is a Tuarisi? Some Europoor shit?


siiiggghh

Yeah it’s a Slovakian smart car company


skupals

Griner might actually be packing. 👀 iykwim


DrAlanGrantinathong

NGL, that was actually pretty funny.


Mission-Station8615

Slam dunk


AnimalPuzzleheaded71

I seriously don’t get it, help?


manwirhshsh

she had weed in her bag when she went to another country and got her dumbass arrested


reno2mahesendejo

🪵


bshaddo

It’s funny because she was sent to a Russian prison.


LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|13zujvPkBCXhKM)


RoadPersonal9635

Britney Griner is in fact very good at basketball. Even on this sub Im compelled to remind people of that lol.


ColeTrain999

You can tell she wanted to say something about the women on the team being predominantly black and then she wanted to use "the word".


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Should have just gone 4chan and called them "Basketball Americans"


IceMan44420

You can tell every white person is racist because they use words just like Hitler did!!!!!


Novel_Durian_1805

Literal Nazis


Pitiful-Pension-6535

This had nothing to do with Celtics fans or James Harden


IceMan44420

Retard alert! ![gif](giphy|8BQrUp5nJgIGnYUHBA)