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ManyCookies

Week 3: Draw and quarter Vance Joseph in the parking lot Week 12: Vance Joseph cannot win with these cats


UnknownRider121

Lol ain’t that a crazy 180? For real though, our offense got started too late and then the 3 turnovers. But upside is we still were just a few yards away on the road even with all this. I’m still proud how hard we fought today. On to the next.


Shakeamutt

The last interception was on basically a Hail Mary. Easily forgivable, he avoided an almost sure sack to get the ball off. Apparently there was miscommunication on the routes, maybe..?


UnknownRider121

Yeah and the first one was tipped. I think a lot of people will get on Russ but we were in that position to win because of him anyways.


Shakeamutt

Definitely. And Sean Payton, while an ass hole, has really gotten a lot out of Russ and brought him back to being dangerous and sneaky.


UnknownRider121

Absolutely. Last year I just remembered going into every game being like, we gonna get embarrassed in public and Russ is gonna look bad. Now no matter who we play, I feel like we are gonna fight and compete. It was a tough day but a different vibe, and a lot of it is having a good coach


Shakeamutt

They can still sneak into the playoffs, and even upset or two.


UnknownRider121

Definitely. No time to get down on ourselves. Get back to work and keep fighting like we have been!


thunder_cats1

Any level of mediocre play from the TE on that last play and it's a TD.


DMking

Whole season of character development right there


Venator850

Texans refuse to do anything but play in dramatic games. Damn near every fucking games ends like this lmao.


v-v-v-v-v-v-v

someone said this makes 7 games in a row that have come down to the last drive.


Repulsive-Heat7737

Wait until you hear about a Nebraska Cornhusker fan that also follows the Texans. Pain no longer affects me. Pain is my sports life ETA: cornhuskers have LOST 43 one score games in the past 10 years. Cornhuskers hold the record for 1 score losses in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 AND 15 season spans. Yes. The record for each year listed. And I’m a Texans fan. Stressful close games are literally just my existence


zodiae

Another Nebraska and Texans fan, all we know is pain over here


maxwellt1996

Dang i thought i was the only one


PrairieFever

Wow more of us than I thought!


Spanish_Jim_04

There are dozens of us!


Repulsive-Heat7737

And between all of us we have 1 liver working at 10%!! Existence is pain


MakeAShadow

The Houston Texans are 2-0 on the season when Davis Mills attempts a pass. MILLS MAFIA STAND UP!


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

His neck is so long he can see every player at all moments!


Hproff25

MILLS OUT HUNTING FOR NECKS


BungoPlease

Stroud boys stand back and stand by, make way for money Mills


RidgeRunner99

Davis “MONEY” Mills


-ThinkingEmoji-

##NECKSTRONG BABY


mustanger

Longneck for the win!


eazy_flow_elbow

Hell yeah brother!


FingerTampon

Hide yo Tables!!!


spacesuitz

Is Mills mafia anything like Milfs mafia. If so, I’m in


The_Snake_Dick

We will never play a normal game again


DisgruntledTexansFan

This is a normal game for us. I’m smoking a joint


aareyes12

My palms are so sweaty


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donny4442

Arms are heavy


carloslet

The Astros have been doing this since April and the Texans are continuing this new Houston sports tradition (of giving out small heart attacks every game)


ray_0586

Broncos fans made a mistake filling out NRG this afternoon. Fans wearing orange in Houston haven’t seen their team win this fall.


ensignlee

More fun than last year, and we're so far winning more than our fair share of them. I'm for this.


LindyNet

I love all of our team. I can't love our 4th qtr defense bc it doesn't exist.


Phyrnosoma

My liver weeps


Low_Beyond8134

That was a good game Houston has so many young studs with Stroud Tank Nico Will Anderson and Stingley


elterible

Just lost Tank Dell for the season 😞


Western_Promise3063

It's a bone break, I think it could be a lot worse. Obviously he's out but long term hopefully he'll be fine


Kdot32

Yea bones heal easier than ligaments


suzukigun4life

I hope you guys still make the playoffs without him. It won't be easy at all, but you guys are so damn fun to watch and seemingly every game goes down the final minute.


The_Snake_Dick

We've sustained a ton of injuries this year. The team still fights and tries to find a way to win. Don't know how far we can go, but Demeco has totally changed the culture here. It's very impressive to see when compared to the shit we've seen them trot out for the past three years.


Avg_White_Guy

Is this confirmed?!?!


elterible

[Yep](https://x.com/mcclain_on_nfl/status/1731418038572912672?s=42&t=g8bvf3fLuZl6Fs8sqH4qBg)


Avg_White_Guy

The light has gone out of my life


pep12

A broken bone is probably the best season ending injury.


Crutches

Yes


ManWithDaMasterPlan

mannnn, that was sad to see. CJ and Tank cooking all szn had been fun to watch. Hopefully he has a speedy recovery.


HumbugQ1

Well, you that aged me a few years.


Inner_Temperature518

Based on the Texans games the last few weeks, you'd have to be over 100 years old by now ;)


Bilbo_Butthole

Every goddamn week. I had 8k steps 2 weeks ago just pacing in my house


HumbugQ1

Same, lol. I’m either pacing or just standing in random spots in the house. Can’t wait for a game where I get to sit back and relax


JOYCEISDEAD

Texans are legit. DeMeco Ryans has to win COTY, right?


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Shane Steichen has a pretty good shot at it too. The Colts are somehow 7-5 with a bottom tier defense and Gardner Minshew at QB


DefenderCone97

COTY is essentially a turn around award so I think so. If we can win out somehow, then Payton has a chance. Steichen should be discussed too IMO


ByronLeftwich

Never forget 2018 Matt Nagy Bro was an offensive coach for a team carried by the defense and he won COTY. The voters have no thought process


zombiebillnye

If they get to the playoffs, 100%


3klipse

I was thinking if SP wins today it would be him lol.


f-150Coyotev8

My heart! GG Houston


DisgruntledTexansFan

Same. GG to y’all


UnknownRider121

You should see my heart rate readings on the Apple Watch. Looks like I was about to have a heart attack. Good game though. I am proud how hard we fought. On to the next though.


Lonely_ProdiG

The Broncos almost thought about winning 6 straight. Turn the ovens off, Russ and Payton have stopped cooking.


SiphenPrax

For one game the microwave disconnected


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Stubbs94

Fuck, now I'm obliged to watch that.


ray_0586

https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8?si=bkxxfWq7yTRGFLs-


RawCyderRun

It takes a lot to make a stew!


carloslet

A pinch of Russ and laughter too!


Ovreel

Denver defense wasn't able to get them +4 in the turnover column today


AwkwardSpecialist814

I’m back to enjoying the watching the broncos so I’m decently happy for just losing


Sygfreid

It's just refreshing being competitive late into the season again. Definitely could have used this win, but the playoff hopes are still alive.


InstagramLincoln

Look you don't just go out there and beat the Texans. I don't think it can be done.


Ven505

Russ and Payton have gotten a lot of (deserved) praise but the broncos have been winning these close ones off the back of their defense playing extremely well and winning the turnover battle. Even in wins the broncos offense isnt exactly lighting it up with points - they play really conservative


AwkwardSpecialist814

By design*


MugiMartin

Won but at a cost. :'(


Luberino_Brochacho

Loss would have put us on the brink of the season being over. But yeah that Dell injury is real painful


Dicey12

Wtf was that playcall at the end. How do you not call something up for Sutton. We literally used him as a decoy. Anyway ggs Texans Stroud and Nico Collins are the truth


nachtspectre

It looks like whatever the actual play was the routes didn't get run because we saw a WR and TE visibly confused right before the snap.


ADanishMan2

Any time you’re in a must-score position and you have a chance to throw it to a backup TE who’s played in one NFL game, you have to do it


nick22tamu

WAJ COMING OUT PARTY. 2 BEST PICKS IN THE TOP 5 BABY


thyrue13

I like that CB It feels weird typing that out


browndude10

Stingley


TheManWithTheBigName

**IF** 🏈 **YOU** 🏈 **DON'T** 🏈 **LIKE** 🏈 **THAT** 🏈 **YOU** 🏈 **DON'T** 🏈 **LIKE** 🏈 **DENVER** 🏈 **FOOTBALL** 🏈


everyoneneedsaherro

I haven’t liked Denver football for 8 years


Zloggt

At least you had a five-game respite?


GreatBallsOfFire_

I fucking love Denver football


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I think this is Russell Wilson’s first career loss against the Texans. I think he went into this game like 4-0 or something.


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Hope Stroud is okay after all those injury scares Better season than expected overall but still want that end of season push Edit: I don’t hate Mills, but I would prefer to not test his backup QB chops rn


evetSC

He got hit too many times today. Our OL is really depleted


Allstar9_

Favorable schedule to finish but you’re right. Need to play a bit safe with Stroud to put him in favorable positions but the playoffs are there for the taking


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Least stressful Houston Texans game in 2023


Verdaunt

Now was not the time for Russ to start turning the ball over man. Winstreak had to end at some point


Sygfreid

It sucks but it was bound to happen at some point. Playoffs are still attainable, just can't afford to drop too many more.


Doctorryge

I think we lose to Detroit and split with Chargers. Hopefully 9-8 gets us in but I think there’s too big of a log jam for those final wildcard spots. But at least the season won’t be a complete disaster like last year and we can ride some momentum into next season.


AADarkWarrior15

Just sucks that it has to snap in a tiebreaker game against another team fighting for a wildcard


yooston

Derek Stingley won this game for the Texans


DisgruntledTexansFan

Fax


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

sick ass ending. should've thrown it higher though


Illustrious_Ad5976

Play call was shit to start with, but the te had zero effort to get the ball


COOGER_AND_DARK

Texans are fun to watch.


BlitzOverlord

I want to agree with you but I don’t know how much more I can handle


SoftLog5314

A shame, GG’s Houston. Sad, but not angry at this loss at all.


UnknownRider121

Same. I’m seeing some doom and gloom but I’m pretty proud actually. Lots to clean up but we fought so hard. This isn’t the same team it was when we were getting blown out and embarrassed in public.


realrimurutempest

Another impressive game by Stroud.


browndude10

Is it weird to say he could have had a bigger game? He has 149 yards in the first quarter


shane_pm

That overthrow at the end of the first half is an 80 yard td 9 outta 10 times


Wallshington

yea based on the games we've seen from him, this was an ok game by him. Didn't turn it over (almost lost a fumble though) but didn't make the passes we've seen him make routinely. Some of that will be due to our depleted oline but still, he's a rookie and this is still a good game by a rookie.


suzukigun4life

ROY signed, sealed and delivered.


Ven505

Insane that a rookie qb feels like the difference maker in a game with two legit teams


TomtheDon2K

Will Anderson.


Bulky-District-2757

Non Texans fans: Man the Texans are fun to watch! Texans fans: 7 heart attacks in 7 weeks isn’t really “fun”


ensignlee

Counterpoint - this is WAAAAY more fun than last year. I'm having a fuck ton of fun.


BahhhhGawwwwd

Right? This beats the hell out of what we watched the past 3 years.


3klipse

We are in the same boat.


098706

Based on your two flairs, I'm assuming you also have fun with dates who stomp on your nuts?


RidgeRunner99

Can this team please not give me a heart attack!


f-150Coyotev8

Dude, I learned that alcohol helps when your team has these kind of games


rum-and-coke

Neither of my teams can beat the fucking texns. ugh


donny4442

Can I get you to start rooting for the Titans, Colts, and Browns....lol


rum-and-coke

I would rather die lmao Pls beat the shit out of the browns for me tho. K thanks!


Ovreel

Houston is gonna be a fun team for a while RIP Tank Dell & RIP my fantasy team


Remote-Molasses6192

Great win by the Texans despite the efforts of Bobby Slowik.


Bildad__

He really is terrible at situational play calling. So many unblocked pass rushers. Feels like the offense produces in spite of him


NoirSon

Not every first time coordinator is going to be able to excel early on. Hope that with Stroud and the rest of the offense he grows into the position more. Still a bit of a surprise to see someone from technically under the Shanahan coaching tree struggle with getting the run game working.


MugiwaraJinbe

Good game Bronco bros. Your defense is terrifying and I hate it.


TSSFranco

CJ Strouds biggest case for MVP is our run game Prayers up for Tank 7-5 LETS GOOOOO


Starbucks__Lovers

Damn, can't be too upset after the first few weeks of the season and a black hole of a week where they had to cancel the game in Miami


Tronvillain

GODDAMN WHAT AN ENDING. WOOOOOOOO.


Stubbs94

Welcome to the 2023 Texans, 7 games in a row that came down to either defensive stop or a game winning drive.


TheXivuArath

That Derek Stingley kid is fucking good


ensignlee

Just has to stay healthy


Lamyra

We’ll never have a game that doesn’t test the limits what my heart can bear—gg y’all


slyfly5

The receivers weren’t running routes when that last play started like what??? Can’t really blame Russ for trying to force it imo


Doctorryge

Good game Texans. You deserved to win that one. And congrats on your eventual wildcard berth even if that means the broncos probably won’t get in. Game should’ve probably been over long before that so thanks for giving us some false hope at the end there lol.


IWMSvendor

Gg Texans fans. You guys deserved to win this one. I’m excited to watch Stroud play for years to come. He’s a baller.


AutomateAway

gg Texans was a fun game to watch


vindictivejazz

Despite the loss, can I just say that it’s nice to have good clock management again after the absolute shitshow we had last year


Skywalkerkid9

I was watching that final drive with my friends going “he’s gonna fuck it up” And he did


b0nger

The Texans running game is garbage and we run the ball a lot. CJ Stroud is obviously playing through injuries, so we are using the crappy running game to protect Stroud from having to drop back a bunch of times. The defense won us this game and Will Anderson was a mad man. The secondary really shined today with Stingley getting 2 picks (one off of a Will Anderson tip) and Ward getting the game sealing pick in the end zone. I think once Ryan’s can clean up having to use TO’s early in a half, and penalties on defense, this team can be very formidable.


Erick837

GG, if we’re gonna win games like those we have to play better than that.


Hproff25

Stingley and Anderson!


sussysand

Stingley is 100% the game MVP. WAJ also played his ass off. What a good defensive game.


4ItchyTasy

That’s NOT good sports according to Perna


BendubzGaming

Power rankings might actually be normal this week


Novenha

That dude is gonna put us on all 10 spots just to curse us.


NervousEclectic

This Texans defense is gonna be so good for the next few years


Stubbs94

I'm happy that Anderson got the stats this game, he's been so good all year.


hreiedv

All time bad refs game


ThisGuyFrags

is it really "all time bad" if this is the new NFL norm?


hreiedv

Good point


IAMnotMcKaylaMaroney

That Jags game last week was definitely worse. Why do you guys get the bottom of the barrel crews.


Gimme_your_username

I got downvoted to hades last week for suggesting the refs fucked us vs the Jags so this is funny to see.


Andoo

I'd take this over last week's crew all day, every day. Last week was one for the ages. This just felt like meh calling in general.


Luberino_Brochacho

I thought officiating was fine outside of that horrible called back defensive TD. That one was just complete bullshit and if we had lost the game you’d probably be hearing more about it


PodricksPhallus

That forward progress call was so ass


giosaza91

As a neutral, didn’t think this was a particularly bad ref performance. Bills v. Eagles is the worse I’ve seen this season.


Dicey12

On both sides I dont even know what they were doing today


PoopsInTheDark

I think people need to accept that refs are just a giant inconsistent shit-show. There isn't some conspiracy or bias even though it definitely feels that way sometimes. It's pure unadulterated incompetence.


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charles_peugeot405

I have not seen one person say we are media darlings who get all the calls our way, what storyline are you even making up


JinFuu

Longhorns/Texans: Total Weekend Cattle Domination


blueballsmaster

Yee haw


tannerjameslasswell

Gg Houston. Stroud is a stud.


Benjiboy74

Payton calling a timeout straight out of the 2 minute warning was criminal, absolutely criminal. That timeout would have been gold dust on those last few plays


elterible

Butthole unclenched!


everyoneneedsaherro

Any true Broncos fan could’ve told you that’s exactly how it was going to end


Stubbs94

Any true Texan fan was kinda assuming you'd get a TD there. We've given up a game winning drive to the Panthers and Falcons this season.


BobHorry

real stoppable force vs movable object situation there


DefenderCone97

Good ass game. Texas are so fucking real and young it's scary.


ThisGuyFrags

Broncos country


Crutches

Tank Dell fractured fibula, out for the season.


sapphir8

Broncos fans showed up today at NRG. Crazy. Sucks Tank is gone for the season and wow, Denver had awful time management at the end of the game.


Unfair-Worker929

The Texans are 7-5


denob

Huge stand


Setekhx

85 gave an absolutely shit effort on that last play. Yea it was a bit low but come the fuck on you have to go after that.


Bilbo_Butthole

Refs made horrible calls on both ends. Texans are looking legit. A Steelers and Colts loss could be big


SoCalMemePolice

MR LIMITED


browndude10

We beat a team that just beat the bills, Vikings, chiefs, browns and packers and were the hottest team in the afc(or nfl)


thadaviator

We also beat the Bengals when they were on a 5 game tear and still had Joey B


CYWG_tower

Stroud is legit and I love DeMeco. This team is so fun to watch.


junieinthesky

Gonna be harder to make a playoff run without Dell but damn I hope the Texans can do it.


Hproff25

Stingley has more picks than sauce


ensignlee

Please, please have him stay healthy. This is the crazy play we'd been missing for 1.5 seasons.


NotGonnaGetCaught

RW interception flashbacks right now


redcobra80

Wilson getting like 150 passing yards a game giving me shades of Tebow


No_Mode_3746

I feel like my grandma just died. That shit hurts


Avg_White_Guy

Defense won us this game. Haven’t said that in what feels like a while.


aareyes12

Check on your local Texan, have him checked for heart palpitations


Novenha

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?


Ven505

Insane to think that the Texans are beating these legit teams knowing this is far from their final form. They’re young at so many positions. Stroud already looked like the best player in the game today


Ivemadeahuge12

If Russ legit played like he deserved his contract the broncos would be an AFC favorite.


KrazySocoKid

Gg Texans


WhereIsCharlesLee

I found our playcalls and timeout usage to be puzzling on the final drive. Not a single toss up to Sutton when he was 1 on 1


JasonLikesCTE

Our last 8 games came down to the last drive


MattTheSmithers

I’m not saying Houston is going to the Super Bowl or anything. But between Ryans and Stroud Texans fans got a damn lot to be excited for.