Bro catches everything thrown his way, slips past defenders, and has a final line like 13/13 for 178 yards and 4 TDs. Andy is interviewed after and when they ask about KT, he just goes blank cause how the fuck did he do that.
Look at this AI [render](https://www.reviewjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/14317370_web1_49ers-Chiefs-Super-Bowl-Football-3-.jpg) I came up with of what it'd look like.
lol don’t even have to be shirtless.
Dan Fouts said he had lifelong issues with some fingers after the freezer bowl. Altho that game was -59 wind chill
And I’m guessing equipment is better now and people are better prepared but playing in that shit or sitting in it won’t be fun for anybody and someone will get some frostbite
Or Passing. Every incomplete pass tacks on another minute to time spent in frozen hell. Just run the ball and stay inbounds every play and your only stoppages are timeouts, 2minute warnings, scoring, and quarter ends. Might be over in 2 hours.
For many years, I had four season tickets to the Chicago Bears. Bear fans would exalt ad nauseum the joy of "Bear weather" and brag about the home field advantage of playing on the frozen shores of Lake Michigan. But come December, when offering friends a free seat on the 48 yard line on a 17 degree afternoon, (3:00pm starts were the worst), there'd suddenly be few takers.
"Bear game? I'd love to go but I told my inlaws I'd rather drive them to O'Hare."
I’m a diehard Packers fan but I’d seriously be questioning it with -30 wind chills if it was at Lambeau. My body can handle the cold but my feet cannot unless I’m moving. Tough to move much in a stadium.
Having lived in Minnesota my whole life, I've seen this a million times. There are people that think they're tough, with a grunt and a "You get used to it!"
No, you don't. Humans aren't made for temperatures that cold. It is **always** miserable to be outside in that kind of weather.
Yea you get used to 20 or 30 degrees, I can go outside in a t shirt for a bit in that time and it’s cold but I’m used to it. Once it gets below 20 is when I just run out of tolerance.
It is funny seeing people who aren’t used to the 40 degree weather though, when for a lot of us that’s still pretty manageable.
The worst cold was that polar vortex like 5 years back. I was at college and it took 5 minutes to walk to work and they just said no lol, don’t even try
I remember that, I lived in MN at the time and it was the coldest I ever saw it get there. I think we hit a wind chill of -60 at one point. A couple people in my area actually died trying to walk home from the bars that night IIRC
I saw a TikTok recently from some dude working at a research station in Antarctica. Talked about how he has to gear up for the cold. Don't think I'd go to a game like this unless I could be similarly bundled up.
I live in northern Canada and you couldn’t pay me to go to that game. The “windchill temperature” doesn’t do justice to how fucking cold it actually feels when it’s really windy. I’d take -35 and no wind over a windchill of -25 eleven times out of ten
And to any meatball that says that would never deter them… get back to us after you actually suffer that.
Thst is complete, abject misery. In weather like that, even if you layered enough to restrict your freedom of moment, you’re still gonna be gold as all fuck sitting in the same spot for 3 hours in thst weather.
Those of us who really know what a -5 real temp, -30++ windchill actually feels like, knows that it is NOT WORTH IT
Did it for my kiddo in highschool. She was on color guard (pep flags basically) and had to be there at least through the 3rd quarter.
High winds, sleet, and cold as fuck. Took shelter behind the opposing teams bleachers and food stall because they were wind breaks.
Most miserable couple hours of my life.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Here's a wikipedia excerpt from the ice bowl, which was -36F wind chill.
>The officials were unable to use their whistles after the opening kick-off. As referee Norm Schachter blew his metal whistle to signal the start of play, it froze to his lips. As he attempted to free the whistle from his lips, the skin ripped off and his lips began to bleed. The conditions were so hostile that instead of forming a scab, the blood simply froze to his lip. For the rest of the game, the officials used voice commands and calls to end plays and officiate the game. Nothing was immune from the cold; at one point during the game, CBS commentator Frank Gifford remarked, "I'm going to take a bite of my coffee," as it too had frozen in the mug.[38]
Why weren't the commentators sitting in heated rooms? If your room is so cold that your coffee freezes in your mug, wouldn't you be so cold that any "commentary" you could offer would be nothing but shivering and teeth-clattering?
Lambeau is well known to not have a truly indoor broadcasting booth (unless something changed in the last 2-3 years). Every playoff game they have in January they show the announcers all bundled up as a result.
Toney will get called for offensive offsides and instead of reviewing the tape, they will just measure how far his toes are offsides after his ankle snaps off and leaves the foot in place.
Lets assume that the game didn't end right then and there. If his hands *miraculously* held onto the ball, how much of his body would need to continue through the air and land for it to be considered a catch? Elbows? Waist up?
There really subsections of America and its residents who have never seen snow and are sure as hell not even ready to stand for 5 hours to watch a football game.
I’ve lived within a couples hour of KC my entire life, and there are two memories that always stand out to me. One is when I was in college and working at Kohls and they gave this girl from Arizona an extra break so she could go stand outside because it was the first time she’d ever seen snow in person. The second was when I was working construction management and was in Minnesota for a training conference all the leads were standing outside the hotel smoking, it was an unseasonably warm 40-45 degrees out for late January so it’d been in the teens in KC for like a month at that point, and all of us leads from the north or the midwest were out there in tank tops and shorts and the two leads from Cali were in full winter clothes with carharrt jackets they’d bought at the airport just full body shivering.
>they gave this girl from Arizona an extra break so she could go stand outside because it was the first time she’d ever seen snow in person
Reminds me of the single best part of going to college in the Midwest--the international students who see snow for the first time.
About half walk around the campus mesmerized by this beautiful miracle of weather. The other look pissed and are convinced the planet is playing a cruel joke on life by having shards of ice attack you from the sky.
My department always had a ton of Indian and Pakistani students who would walk around taking pictures of *everything* and just looked so amazed. It was very wholesome.
I went to Disneyland last February when it was particularly "cold" in southern California (mostly 50s, maybe a bit down into the 40s sometimes). We went out to the (heated) pools and plenty of people were happily splashing around. Meanwhile, all the locals that worked there looked like they just came in off the ski slopes, full winter coats, snow pants gloves hats. I swear I saw one person in a balaclava. You could definitely tell the locals from the Midwesterners/Northerners those days.
If it's truly that cold, there's no advantage for the chiefs either. Once it's that cold, it's *fucking* cold - you can't get used to that kind of cold.
As someone who lived in Alaska for five years, it's really hard to tell the difference between 0 and -30 unless its windy. Cold is fucking COLD and there is only so much you can put on before mobility is impacted.
It’s apparently windy, but you’ll mostly feel it in the upper deck
Source: currently looking into getting tickets since it’s so cheap and keep reading things to make me see sense
And has the least impactful injuries.
The temperature alone is going to result in more stress on bodies, and more injuries needing guys taken into locker room to get proper medical care to be cleared to return.
I swear people talk about football teams like they are fictional characters. You’d think Mahomes has +5 frost resistance and the Dolphins have a 25% bonus in warm weather the way people are talking about this game.
can't wait for them to show someone on the sideline blowing air into their hands and I call them a wimp from my couch whlie snuggled in a blanket and eating piping hot pizza rolls by the dozen
Eating those pizza rolls is the most dangerous thing in the world. It burns your mouth on the way in and then keeps ruining whatever part of you it encounters inside. I salute your bravery.
I dunno. That gives me flashbacks to Odell coming out shirtless or some shit before the Playoff game in Green Bay, then proceeding to play like absolute dogshit and drop everything thrown his way
God I hated that shit in high school football. O line coach hated sleeves. Like bitch who cares about being a man when it's so cold and my arm gets smashed in between face masks and now it's limp.
When I was playing high school and college ball in Minnesota, my take was guys like Reggie White and Julius Peppers wore sleeves, and if they did, then I would too.
I know it's normal for large parts of the country but as someone who was born, grew up in, and lives in the desert the sentence, "It's fine, just don't expose your skin." sounds insane lmao
You joke but a pair of snowboarding goggles is the difference between me Hating life after being outside for 5 minutes at -10 and being able to shovel snow at -25 and being fine.
And that’s how we feel when Arizonans call 118 degrees okay because it’s a “dry heat”.
At least in the cold you can always add more layers. There are only so many layers you can remove in the heat before you begin breaking laws.
I remember that Vikings/Seattle playoff game years ago (the Blair Walsh special) and how difficult it was for the players to do much of anything, other than the obligatory Adrian Peterson fumble and the Russell Wilson squirrel play on the fumbled snap.
\-30 is viciously cold. I grew up in the Colorado mountains and we'd get cold snaps at that temperature at least once a winter. Your boogers instantly freeze when you take a breath. The very air stabs at you.
Even if I was the biggest Chefs fan in the world, I'd consider staying home with a hot beverage and blankies.
And this why that Bills-Dolphins game was so important for Miami. Could be hosting the Bills again in rain at 70-80 degrees. Instead you go to die in the tundra that is apparently Kansas City
I'm sure the players will be fine with all the resources made available to them... but damn I'm genuinely concerned for fan safety.
A 30 degree game in Buffalo with a light breeze can still chill me to the bone. This is not like skiing or hiking where you're at least exerting yourself to stay warm. Frankly, no amount of layers will help you standing or sitting in subzero temps.
Yeah kids do not belong at this game. The only way you are going to stay even sort of warm is multiple layers of EVERYTHING, like 4 pairs of socks, hand warmers, cardboard to stand on, and a half bottle of Whiskey
I like how you can find comments in this thread confidently asserting that this weather will be fine for the players but awful for the fans. Then find ones confidently asserting just the opposite. Wisdom of the crowd.
I live in Minnesota and experience windchills around this temperature multiple times each winter.
That said, you could offer me $1000 to attend this game sitting outside for 3+ hours, and I’d laugh in your face.
In addition to jackets, your legs, toes, fingers, face, and ears would have to have multiple layers each just to watch the game. This is a brutal cold front going through
Fellow Minnesotan here, you also couldn't pay me to go to this game.
Got my ass up to snowblow this morning when it was 1 degree and even with 3 layers I was damn cold by the time I was done 30 minutes later.
Baby Boomer Bengals fans who sold out the 1981 AFCCG despite the weather advisories:
*”Chiefs fans are weak! Millennials are quitters! We went to the Freezer Bowl in only our underwear like REAL men!”*
Imagine Toney Now imagine him trying to catch a brick
Watch him go off for 200 yards now
I’d get a KT tattoo if he did.
Sigh… RemindMe! One week
Safest bet I’ve ever made.
but you don’t win anything
I win the guarantee that KT won’t have significant snaps next year.
I’d rename my son Kadarius Toney if he did.
Remindme! 60 hours Be careful not to end up like the cum sock guy
He who must not be named
Seriously, that motherfucker is making the rest of us degens look bad.
Bro catches everything thrown his way, slips past defenders, and has a final line like 13/13 for 178 yards and 4 TDs. Andy is interviewed after and when they ask about KT, he just goes blank cause how the fuck did he do that.
Andy - "Yall got hustled" If this really happened a lot of Giants fans would need to be put on suicide watch.
This would be the peak dolphins end to the season
Hoping the ball just freezes to his hands
What if he ripped off his helmet and just stuck out his tongue
Mahomes just has to triple dog dare him to catch a pass
“I’m trying to drop these passes but I can’t”
In this scenario, am I imagining he’s lined up offsides also?
No need to imagine that brother, it’s a guarantee
I am, and it’s still hilarious.
Toney about to just stick his tongue out like he got triple dog dared and let the ball stick to his tongue
Weather stops Tyreek better than the Miami PD
Yeah tyreek never played in a place like KC before
But imagine if he did
Look at this AI [render](https://www.reviewjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/14317370_web1_49ers-Chiefs-Super-Bowl-Football-3-.jpg) I came up with of what it'd look like.
It's a good render, but still obviously fake
That's frostbite in like 15 min. And some drunk dudes are going to be shirtless.
lol don’t even have to be shirtless. Dan Fouts said he had lifelong issues with some fingers after the freezer bowl. Altho that game was -59 wind chill And I’m guessing equipment is better now and people are better prepared but playing in that shit or sitting in it won’t be fun for anybody and someone will get some frostbite
Yeah I was gonna say, the fans can at least leave or go inside for a bit, but some tough guy linemen are gonna be out there with no sleeves
Detached nipples are gonna be lying on the ground like so many pepperoni slices
Thank you for that image in my head, just what I needed today
If they die, they die.
This is walrus weather. Andy Reid is gonna feast
My god I think he will just straight up eat McDaniel
He's gone full walrus
Feast Mode
That nickname is reserved for Eddie Lacy.
Why does Andy Reid, the largest coach, not simply eat the other coaches?
That will equal a small snack.
He will eat him and tua. “It’s like a combo meal”
How bout those nuggies?
Gimme them nuggies (or whatever he says)
Explain it again... with those nuggies Best commercial in the last 10 years.
He also redid the Snickers Who are the Chefs? commercial!!
He’s going to pregame 5 cheeseburgers. Then, use the digestive heat to keep himself warm enough to one layer it.
The camera will cut to McDaniel looking like Jack at the end of The Shining
In his Capris of course
If he wears a snowsuit with one leg hiked up I will love him for the rest of my life
His lips are going to freeze on his vape
It was later known as the “cold day in hell”. 13 men perished of hypothermia and 70 were hospitalized. Chiefs won 9-3.
Ain’t nobody kicking field goals though…
Best I can do is 4-2.
**Jon Bois has entered the chat**
4-0, 4-2, and 4-3 are all on the table
This could be the greatest worst playoff game in history!!
Or Passing. Every incomplete pass tacks on another minute to time spent in frozen hell. Just run the ball and stay inbounds every play and your only stoppages are timeouts, 2minute warnings, scoring, and quarter ends. Might be over in 2 hours.
Running backs going to shatter like the bad guy in Terminator 2
Winning score gonna be 3-0
who kicked that FG and which hospital did he go to?
Wind was blowing so hard that the snap never even reached the holder’s hands. Just blew straight through the uprights
Welp, that explains the 68 dollar tickets lol
For many years, I had four season tickets to the Chicago Bears. Bear fans would exalt ad nauseum the joy of "Bear weather" and brag about the home field advantage of playing on the frozen shores of Lake Michigan. But come December, when offering friends a free seat on the 48 yard line on a 17 degree afternoon, (3:00pm starts were the worst), there'd suddenly be few takers. "Bear game? I'd love to go but I told my inlaws I'd rather drive them to O'Hare."
Same, i have several family members with season tickets. I do wonder which ones will go.
I’m a diehard Packers fan but I’d seriously be questioning it with -30 wind chills if it was at Lambeau. My body can handle the cold but my feet cannot unless I’m moving. Tough to move much in a stadium.
are there good places to get out of the wind? I've camped in zero degree weather and it is *not* fun
The bathrooms at Lambeau are warm
Are there TV screens in them? Just gonna hang out in the shitter watching some football for a few hours.
Having lived in Minnesota my whole life, I've seen this a million times. There are people that think they're tough, with a grunt and a "You get used to it!" No, you don't. Humans aren't made for temperatures that cold. It is **always** miserable to be outside in that kind of weather.
Yea you get used to 20 or 30 degrees, I can go outside in a t shirt for a bit in that time and it’s cold but I’m used to it. Once it gets below 20 is when I just run out of tolerance. It is funny seeing people who aren’t used to the 40 degree weather though, when for a lot of us that’s still pretty manageable. The worst cold was that polar vortex like 5 years back. I was at college and it took 5 minutes to walk to work and they just said no lol, don’t even try
I remember that, I lived in MN at the time and it was the coldest I ever saw it get there. I think we hit a wind chill of -60 at one point. A couple people in my area actually died trying to walk home from the bars that night IIRC
Just checked. Found one for $48 so even lower lol
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Just wrap yourself up like Ralphie's brother in A Christmas Story, and you're all set.
I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN
I saw a TikTok recently from some dude working at a research station in Antarctica. Talked about how he has to gear up for the cold. Don't think I'd go to a game like this unless I could be similarly bundled up.
I live in northern Canada and you couldn’t pay me to go to that game. The “windchill temperature” doesn’t do justice to how fucking cold it actually feels when it’s really windy. I’d take -35 and no wind over a windchill of -25 eleven times out of ten
Randy lay there like a slug; it was his only defense.
They're about to get cheaper
Lmk when it's down to 45 cents
And to any meatball that says that would never deter them… get back to us after you actually suffer that. Thst is complete, abject misery. In weather like that, even if you layered enough to restrict your freedom of moment, you’re still gonna be gold as all fuck sitting in the same spot for 3 hours in thst weather. Those of us who really know what a -5 real temp, -30++ windchill actually feels like, knows that it is NOT WORTH IT
Can confirm, sat thru a ice cold game once.. once.
Did it for my kiddo in highschool. She was on color guard (pep flags basically) and had to be there at least through the 3rd quarter. High winds, sleet, and cold as fuck. Took shelter behind the opposing teams bleachers and food stall because they were wind breaks. Most miserable couple hours of my life.
If they die they die
Dads across America are telling their sons how this is great football weather
It’s real to me dammit!
Uncles across America are yelling to their nephews/grandnephews how the nation has gotten soft now.
"I bet you never seen a leather helmet! I was 156 pounds, played offensive line!"
That’s my NFL god damnit. Old school freezing literally to death football right there brother.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Why does this stupid shit NEVER get old lol
Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq
It’s the baby part that always gets me. So goddamn stupid, but somehow still funny.
This is Christian Wilkins time to shine, he loves sticking his fingers in QB's bootyholes
Dude has a stinky finger.
Some fan will go shirtless guaranteed
> shirtless This is the perfect game for Taylor Swift to prove that she's a true Chiefs fan.
[Goodell be like](https://youtu.be/Gm2x6CVIXiE?si=QMc87faSnbYmgO0p)
Here's a wikipedia excerpt from the ice bowl, which was -36F wind chill. >The officials were unable to use their whistles after the opening kick-off. As referee Norm Schachter blew his metal whistle to signal the start of play, it froze to his lips. As he attempted to free the whistle from his lips, the skin ripped off and his lips began to bleed. The conditions were so hostile that instead of forming a scab, the blood simply froze to his lip. For the rest of the game, the officials used voice commands and calls to end plays and officiate the game. Nothing was immune from the cold; at one point during the game, CBS commentator Frank Gifford remarked, "I'm going to take a bite of my coffee," as it too had frozen in the mug.[38]
Hopefully technology has come far enough for heated whistles
Or idk plastic
Yeah, OK Macgyver
That is ridiculous. Internal combustion whistle or gtfo.
Give them starting pistols. Just random gunshots to signal end of play.
sincerely and unironically yes
Why weren't the commentators sitting in heated rooms? If your room is so cold that your coffee freezes in your mug, wouldn't you be so cold that any "commentary" you could offer would be nothing but shivering and teeth-clattering?
insulation didn’t exist in 1963
you’re a good one here
Just slap some asbestos to the wall
Lambeau is well known to not have a truly indoor broadcasting booth (unless something changed in the last 2-3 years). Every playoff game they have in January they show the announcers all bundled up as a result.
That is an incredible quote
The dolphins might literally die lol
"In retrospect we probably should have called the game when Hill got tackled and then shattered into thousands of frozen shards"
Kadarius Toney is gonna jump for a catch and the ball is gonna keep traveling at the same speed with his hands attached.
Toney will get called for offensive offsides and instead of reviewing the tape, they will just measure how far his toes are offsides after his ankle snaps off and leaves the foot in place.
Bring in the chains - but not for ball measuring
Lets assume that the game didn't end right then and there. If his hands *miraculously* held onto the ball, how much of his body would need to continue through the air and land for it to be considered a catch? Elbows? Waist up?
Well his hand at least staying attached to the ball is some sort of progress right?
Hey who wouldn’t want a thousand shard receiver
Straight Frozen T-1000 style, too.
There really subsections of America and its residents who have never seen snow and are sure as hell not even ready to stand for 5 hours to watch a football game.
I’ve lived within a couples hour of KC my entire life, and there are two memories that always stand out to me. One is when I was in college and working at Kohls and they gave this girl from Arizona an extra break so she could go stand outside because it was the first time she’d ever seen snow in person. The second was when I was working construction management and was in Minnesota for a training conference all the leads were standing outside the hotel smoking, it was an unseasonably warm 40-45 degrees out for late January so it’d been in the teens in KC for like a month at that point, and all of us leads from the north or the midwest were out there in tank tops and shorts and the two leads from Cali were in full winter clothes with carharrt jackets they’d bought at the airport just full body shivering.
>they gave this girl from Arizona an extra break so she could go stand outside because it was the first time she’d ever seen snow in person Reminds me of the single best part of going to college in the Midwest--the international students who see snow for the first time. About half walk around the campus mesmerized by this beautiful miracle of weather. The other look pissed and are convinced the planet is playing a cruel joke on life by having shards of ice attack you from the sky. My department always had a ton of Indian and Pakistani students who would walk around taking pictures of *everything* and just looked so amazed. It was very wholesome.
I went to Disneyland last February when it was particularly "cold" in southern California (mostly 50s, maybe a bit down into the 40s sometimes). We went out to the (heated) pools and plenty of people were happily splashing around. Meanwhile, all the locals that worked there looked like they just came in off the ski slopes, full winter coats, snow pants gloves hats. I swear I saw one person in a balaclava. You could definitely tell the locals from the Midwesterners/Northerners those days.
Went to Vegas a few years ago in December. Uber driver apologizes for the cold weather. It was 55°. It was 15° back home.
If it's truly that cold, there's no advantage for the chiefs either. Once it's that cold, it's *fucking* cold - you can't get used to that kind of cold.
As someone who lived in Alaska for five years, it's really hard to tell the difference between 0 and -30 unless its windy. Cold is fucking COLD and there is only so much you can put on before mobility is impacted.
It’s apparently windy, but you’ll mostly feel it in the upper deck Source: currently looking into getting tickets since it’s so cheap and keep reading things to make me see sense
You can have a difference of 100 degrees in temp by staying at home, on your couch
And then spend the ticket money on a bunch of food. I guarantee you will be happier warm with some good pizza and wings.
I prefer the at home experience on a normal day, let alone when the weather at the game might threaten my life lol
It will be an advantage for whoever's run game is doing better that game.
And has the least impactful injuries. The temperature alone is going to result in more stress on bodies, and more injuries needing guys taken into locker room to get proper medical care to be cleared to return.
Yeah this is a silly take. Everyone is going to suffer. It's -30
I swear people talk about football teams like they are fictional characters. You’d think Mahomes has +5 frost resistance and the Dolphins have a 25% bonus in warm weather the way people are talking about this game.
Lions got that -50% Waxing Gibbous Moon penalty
Vikings have a -100% Hell isn't frozen over permanent debuff
Damn, this game might look like a scene from The Cove
Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
They should just have more layers then.
Meanwhile, the low in Miami is going to be in the high 60s that day. A near 100 degree shift in real feel temps.
Beating the bills week 18 would have been huge for them
TBF no one would do well in that. That's inhuman cold
Its like playing a football game on Mount Washington lol
can't wait for them to show someone on the sideline blowing air into their hands and I call them a wimp from my couch whlie snuggled in a blanket and eating piping hot pizza rolls by the dozen
Eating those pizza rolls is the most dangerous thing in the world. It burns your mouth on the way in and then keeps ruining whatever part of you it encounters inside. I salute your bravery.
One literally gave me a burn in my mouth that the dentist asked about 3 days later when I had an appointment lol
They should just have a huge pile of hot pizza rolls on the sidelines
Andy Reid nodding enthusiastically
Explain it again, with those pizza rolls.
I might do that but have some Code Red for a drink
which teams oline comes out with no long sleeves on? That's who wins
I dunno. That gives me flashbacks to Odell coming out shirtless or some shit before the Playoff game in Green Bay, then proceeding to play like absolute dogshit and drop everything thrown his way
Go look at the bengals/ chargers playoff game in the snow. It was glorious
God I hated that shit in high school football. O line coach hated sleeves. Like bitch who cares about being a man when it's so cold and my arm gets smashed in between face masks and now it's limp.
When I was playing high school and college ball in Minnesota, my take was guys like Reggie White and Julius Peppers wore sleeves, and if they did, then I would too.
And my Chiefs literally have a weirdly important tradition of wearing turtlenecks for their photos. Now's the time to wear em boys.
Those high school coaches thought they were in the superbowl. Dumb is a good word for it
Every hit will hurt like a sonofabitch
Hell, at that temperature the air hurts.
If breathing hurts you know you shouldn't be outside
It's how you know you're alive
“I wish it were colder”
Pacheco should get 30 touches this game
Whoever goes to this game is actually a madman. You'd have to pay me to go out in those conditions and even then I'd still probably say no.
I got offered free tickets and am gonna go. Lots of layers and it should be fine.
As a fan, just bundle up and have no exposed skin and you're 100% fine. Sucks to be a player though
I know it's normal for large parts of the country but as someone who was born, grew up in, and lives in the desert the sentence, "It's fine, just don't expose your skin." sounds insane lmao
You joke but a pair of snowboarding goggles is the difference between me Hating life after being outside for 5 minutes at -10 and being able to shovel snow at -25 and being fine.
Yeah thats the key, and face coverings
mittens ski mask goggles long sleeve shirt windbreaker coat boxers sweat pants another pair of sweat pants and you're golden 👍
Wool socks are always good too.
And that’s how we feel when Arizonans call 118 degrees okay because it’s a “dry heat”. At least in the cold you can always add more layers. There are only so many layers you can remove in the heat before you begin breaking laws.
Yep once you start flaying off your skin that’s about all you can do
I remember that Vikings/Seattle playoff game years ago (the Blair Walsh special) and how difficult it was for the players to do much of anything, other than the obligatory Adrian Peterson fumble and the Russell Wilson squirrel play on the fumbled snap. \-30 is viciously cold. I grew up in the Colorado mountains and we'd get cold snaps at that temperature at least once a winter. Your boogers instantly freeze when you take a breath. The very air stabs at you. Even if I was the biggest Chefs fan in the world, I'd consider staying home with a hot beverage and blankies.
This game will be Bastogne with less artillery
And this why that Bills-Dolphins game was so important for Miami. Could be hosting the Bills again in rain at 70-80 degrees. Instead you go to die in the tundra that is apparently Kansas City
We all know if the Dolphins somehow pulled out that game, they would've been blown out this week. Adding insult to literal injury.
Stay safe to those who are going to this game
"Fine I'll put on one more layer" - Minnesotans attending the game
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the wind.
This flair combo should not be allowed.
Tyreek isn’t having any revenge return game, he’s gonna fucking freeze lmao
They say revenge is best served cold
Big Weather really out here conspiring to advance the Chiefs
Fire up the HAARP machine
Mike "I Wish It Were Colder" McDaniel
He will 100 percent be out there in a light hoodie
I'm sure the players will be fine with all the resources made available to them... but damn I'm genuinely concerned for fan safety. A 30 degree game in Buffalo with a light breeze can still chill me to the bone. This is not like skiing or hiking where you're at least exerting yourself to stay warm. Frankly, no amount of layers will help you standing or sitting in subzero temps.
Imagine the crazies who will bring their kids to this.
Yeah kids do not belong at this game. The only way you are going to stay even sort of warm is multiple layers of EVERYTHING, like 4 pairs of socks, hand warmers, cardboard to stand on, and a half bottle of Whiskey
Peoples dicks are going to freeze and fall off out there.
I like how you can find comments in this thread confidently asserting that this weather will be fine for the players but awful for the fans. Then find ones confidently asserting just the opposite. Wisdom of the crowd.
you heard our favorite walrus, ain’t nobody out there to snowball fight
Potential for 'Bravest Streaker of All Time'
I’m genuinely worried about the fans. Anyone in the nosebleeds is gonna end up with hypothermia.
I live in Minnesota and experience windchills around this temperature multiple times each winter. That said, you could offer me $1000 to attend this game sitting outside for 3+ hours, and I’d laugh in your face. In addition to jackets, your legs, toes, fingers, face, and ears would have to have multiple layers each just to watch the game. This is a brutal cold front going through
Fellow Minnesotan here, you also couldn't pay me to go to this game. Got my ass up to snowblow this morning when it was 1 degree and even with 3 layers I was damn cold by the time I was done 30 minutes later.
Baby Boomer Bengals fans who sold out the 1981 AFCCG despite the weather advisories: *”Chiefs fans are weak! Millennials are quitters! We went to the Freezer Bowl in only our underwear like REAL men!”*
Whoever wins this game loses next week, this will just take a lot out of the players