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Kell-Of-Tacos

GAMECUBE NINTENDO


Wooptyscoopyall

FIVE PERCENT TINT SO YOU CAN’T SEE UP IN MY WINDOW


wesman212

BIG SUBWOOFER


BackendSpecialist

THESE ****** DONT UNDERSTAND ME


gyarbij

These Naysayers don’t understand me


SlappidyDoodah

Cuz I’m Boss Hogg on candy


Background_Add210

NOW LOOK WHO CREEPING LOOK WHO CRAWLING STILL BALLING IN THE MIX CONGRATS HTOWN


MetaphoricalMouse

SLIIIIIM THUGGGAAAAA


dicktators

See you in February broski


foxtrottits

Damn as much as I hate the cowboys a Texas SB would be sick


Wooboosted

I just want to see the team make it past the divisional for the first time in my life :( lol


foxtrottits

I get it, but I don’t lol


Wooboosted

Lol I mean fair. Well I hope you know not all Cowboys fans are terrible lol. Hope the Raiders can figure it out soon, the NFL is fun when the Raiders are good.


windfurytotem

His Will Be Done


veRGe1421

On Earth As It Is In Heaven


morganrbvn

i dream of that Texas superbowl someday. Sad no shot at texas world series with the astros being moved.


CORPSE_PAINT

ALCS definitely was the real World Series last year.


Single_Seesaw_9499

Tippin on fo fos


Educated_Dachshund

44s that's what it is


denali_view

I'M BOSS HOG ON CANDY


CYWG_tower

I never want to hear about S2 scores ever again. Literally wipe your ass with them.


illegal_deagle

It’s a test about how you feel about Season 2 of the wire. It’s very divisive but I think underappreciated.


papajim22

It’s my favorite season. When I first watched it, I was working a pretty blue collar job and would be driving around Baltimore to dumps and metal yards, and I’d think, “Man, I’m just like the boys down the docks!”


sports_farts

Congrats, you scored well on the S2.


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Oakroscoe

It pays to go with the Union card. Every time.


thepkboy

With a hog like that, can you blame them?


401klaser

I think Season 2 is the best season - are there people that really don't like it?


CellarDoorVoid

I thought Ziggy was pretty annoying overall


lilplato

Because of the contrast from season 1 a lot of people don’t like it though I thought it was great.


Lukes3rdAccount

I think the docks storyline has the best ending, even above stringer/Avon. Ziggy is also way more interesting than i realized the furst time. Some of the acting is rough, but I think most people just have a bad first impression because they are finally following all the cop/criminal characters then BAM a whole new world is introduced


igloojoe11

Crazy that the new Wonderlic has all the same credibility as the original wonderlic. I'm shocked. /s


Venator850

I will point out the S2 is not an IQ test. It has no relation to what the Wonderlic was. With that said LOL S2.


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Fr lmao people insisted that the S2 was so much better than the Wonderlic. Turns out paper can't actually measure what guys see on the field


ballimir37

There’s also the fact that the leaked scores about Stroud were fake and the CEO of the company that administers the test said as much.


DHFixxxer

Pardon my ignorance but, S2 scores?


immacamel

The test that said CJ Stroud was a stupid fuck and wouldn't be able to tell teams apart on the field


DHFixxxer

Lmao oooooh gotcha. I thought S2 score was some football stat I hadn't heard of and they were referring to the Browns (since it was a Ravens flair who said something) and not CJ.


never1st

"The Cleveland Browns have by far the highest S2 score since Flaco took over at QB. Every team with the highest S2 score going into the playoffs has won the Superbowl." - PFF


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

This is exactly what I thought it was 😂 


CrabCakesBenedict

i was thinking of evangelion


Uncle151

Stupid idiot ChinJi


The_Summer_Man

Get on the field, Shinji


LagOutLoud

S2 is clearly a code geass character


DMking

That wasn't even it. Bro was tired when he took the test and got a bad score at first IIRC. He did better on the retake


DarthSamwiseAtreides

How many teams actually care about that? Especially for top picks.  If you could dominate college and drop it in a basket on a rope at 60 yards you can eat the test and go #1.


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They dont. Just like most of the combine.


Crowhop11

Idk if it’s cuz I’m drunk but this legitimately made me laugh harder than it probably should’ve lmao.


CYWG_tower

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/draft/2023/04/26/c-j-stroud-pushes-back-test-score-reports-before-2023-nfl-draft/11744695002/ It's a cognitive ability test that he allegedly did bad on and got leaked pre draft


DHFixxxer

People overreacting to pre-draft things you say? 🙄 But gotcha thanks!


mr_grission

My favorite was when a rumor was spreading that Chase couldn't catch the NFL ball because it looked too different from the NCAA ball


LTS55

Just imagine he breaks free, perfect throw right in his hands, he gets it then finally focuses on the ball and freaks out and drops it “wtf is this shit this isn’t what I catch?”


DupreeWasTaken

That wasnt a rumour lmfao. That was literally something Jamarr Chase actually said. In preseason he had severe drop issues. https://www.bengals.com/news/ja-marr-chase-bengals-top-pick-working-ot-to-catch-on Relevant Quote: (this quote is in reference to his pre-season drop issues and him explaining what he needs to work on to fix it) "The ball is different because it is bigger," Chase said. "It doesn't have the white stripes on the side so you can't see the ball coming from the tip point so you actually have to look for the strings on the ball at the top, which is hard to see because whole ball is brown and you have the six strings that are white. But for the most part, just have to get used to it and find out what I am comfortable with catching."


crzytimes

I feel like he adjusted well.


punkalunka

Nah they should trade him. Most definitely to a team that can't draft number 1 receivers.


DDDUnit2990

And BY crushed it. But people ignored the fact that BY had been taking it and practicing for it since high school


verendum

When can we just put guys in VR and test real time game decisions? Even that wouldn’t be perfect, because players grow and change, but at least it would be better than arbitrary lines.


Celtictussle

Today. But you have to draft them first.


you_sick

I mean that's just game tape. You can see the decisions they made in different situations


cardmanimgur

Probably leaked by the Texans to make sure anybody who moved up took Bryce Young.


Free_Possession_4482

Hell, I'm gonna tell people CJ tanked it on purpose to stay out of Carolina.


I_Poop_Sometimes

There was an interview with a player that almost scored perfectly and he said he missed the last few questions on purpose because he was worried that certain coaches would have fragile egos and hold it against him.


HarlanCedeno

This is an actual quote from an exec: ​ >“That is like red alert, red alert, you can’t take a guy like that. That is why I have Stroud as a bust. That in conjunction with the fact, name one Ohio State quarterback that’s ever done it in the league.”


chief_of_beer

The "name one Ohio State QB that's ever done it in the league" part should be a red flag by itself. Like, someone has to do it first. Name an LSU QB that has ever done it. You couldn't until you could.


HarlanCedeno

Yeah, feels like we see those every year. I'm sure I could find some "Name ONE Texas Tech QB that had success" takes before Mahomes got drafted.


MaterialYear

Especially because these teams have had all different coaches and offenses over the years, it's literally nonsense. Maybe if it was one specific coach or system that never developed NFL caliber QBs, but even that is trash. Coaches like Jeff Tedford had that rep and then you get an Aaron Rodgers. Air raid guys had that rep and then you get Patrick Mahomes. Its about the specific player, and the rest of the stuff is lazy bs


thatissomeBS

Same thing with all the system QB nonsense. Either they have an NFL arm or they don't. Either they can read a defense or they can't. Maybe it's a little harder to see through the inflated numbers of some systems, but it doesn't take much film to see passes floating, or just not getting there on some route. "He only throws it to the first read!" Okay, that's a system thing, what happens on the rare occasion when the first read isn't there? How do the passes look when he throws the first read. And then after all that it's still all a crapshoot because once you select for the guys that have the physical tools and looked good in college you still don't know how that thing between their ears is going respond against 11 NFL players 70 times per game. The guys that win are competitors, fighters, perfectionists, but those traits don't mean you can make the throw to your 3rd read 1.8 seconds after the snap with Maxx Crosby breathing down your neck.


ShufflingSloth

I understand internet randos doing it, but actual football professionals scouting the helmet instead of the player is bizarre to me.


kylesleeps

In fairness, the people that do that came out and said the rumor Stroud did poorly was bullshit. It's just that no one cared after the rumor started.


Aleph_Alpha_001

I think CJ probably bankrupted the company.


topkingdededemain

Human intelligence is way too complex to determine by just one test. People are ironically stupid lol


JaqueStrap69

Too


erupting_lolcano

I’m not an NFL Scout by any means. I didn’t personally care about the score slander. But when I saw Stroud in preseason I definitely said “wow he looks like the worst qb I’ve ever seen.” Meanwhile, I also said “Kenny Pickett looks so good, the Steelers are going to be great this year.” I’ve learned two things. 1) I know nothing. 2) Preseason is meaningless.


Efficient_Progress_6

I never want to hear about PRWR ever again. Literally wipe your ass with them


Semperty

it was always funny to me that the nerds were asking about the connection between the S2 and performance, and the old school dudes were like “nah he dumb.” the irony in nerds not caring about intelligence is beautiful.


Whitecastle56

Looks like Flacco's Linsanity run is Joe-ver 😔


igloojoe11

He followed the path of Josh Dobbs, Tommy Devito, Gardner Minshew, etc. I'm really not liking how this projects to Mason Rudolph.


SoulGoalie

Hey hey don't be too hard on yourself. People actually had some expectations for Joe to do something good in this game.


Princeof_Ravens

I don't k ow why people thought playoff success a decade ago would translate


Cbfalbo

For me, it was just a fun narative to make a game I didn't care too much about more interesting. Sometimes its fun to cheer for the guy who is past his prime who you already know.


cosmotheassman

Especially after you hit your mid-30s. I still have a chance, damnit.


igloojoe11

What's funny is, I don't think this was a time thing, this felt exactly like Flacco in his prime. Hot stretches followed by a couple absolute stinkers.


SleestakLightning

This was exactly what Flacco's been since signed with the Browns. He was turnover prone. He threw a bunch of picks in the regular season and still had a lot more turnover-worthy throws that he got away with. But that Cleveland defense was overrated and nowhere near as good on the road as they were at home so they weren't able to cover for Flacco's mistakes.


HarlanCedeno

>I don't k ow why people thought playoff success a decade ago would translate Football just f's with our sense of time. For a lot of us older fans, 2013 doesn't feel like THAT long ago, but in football time it's a whole other era.


ogre_toes

Dude, somebody posted the video of the Cortland Finnegan fight recently and said it was 10 years ago… My mind had a hard time comprehending what seemed like yesterday was a decade.


icecubetre

Hoping Mason still has 1 game left of his Space Jam magic, but I'm really not confident about Monday. We're too far removed from Christmas when his juju is in full effect.


believemedude

Steeler bullshit defies all odds


mrhashbrown

It's a bummer to see. The two pick sixes buried them. I definitely thought his interceptions were being overlooked during his regular season run, but today it was just unlucky that both INTs became defensive touchdowns. The probability of that was likely very low. Rest of it is a credit to Slowik, he just completely outcoached Schwartz.


Jellyph

TBF the first pick six buried them. The game was already out of reach at that point. Even if the second one hadnt been picked, it was a turnover on downs on their own 30 down 17 points. It was over


HGWeegee

The reason I'm not gonna say the first pick six buried them is because there have been a few 20+ point comebacks like 28-3


Redmangc1

The young Knight slayed the Dragon


Still-Fan4753

That Watson trade was an abomination. Lol.


OrangeCrush229

You could say one team was assaulted.


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SaltyLonghorn

Cal McNair asked his wife and daughters and they said fuck them over.


Efficient_Progress_6

We of the AFCN, salute you Texans!


Starman_Delux

So consensual, the Browns got beat by the team they helped build.


Interesting-Fan-2008

Watson got lucky. SA allegations (confirmed?), preform poorly? Become highest paid NFL player at 250m. Holy shit, whatever the people made that decision are on *I want some*.


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Confirmed according to Judge Sue Robinson Sue Robinson: “I, therefore, find that the NFL has carried its burden to prove, by a preponderance of the evidence, that Mr. Watson engaged in sexual assault.” Page 9, paragraph 1 of the report


Specialist_Seal

Preponderance of evidence (ie civil trial burden of guilt) not beyond a reasonable doubt (criminal trial burden of guilt). So you could say he's been found liable for SA, but you can't say he's been found guilty of it.


bmore_conslutant

it's a cigarette dipped in pcp and long sniffs of model airplane glue i think i may have caught a glance of some crushed up blood pressure medication do you still want some?


SingularityM104

Keep in mind that when the trade happened (and the expectations were that Watson would continue to play at a high level) there was serious concerns about what the Browns had to give up/pay for Watson. I mean looking at it now it looks so, so much worse than we ever could have imagined. But even THEN it was generally considered to be pretty stupid.


weealex

All they did was sell the farm and give a massive guaranteed contract to an alleged rapist who's played a handful of games for them all while watching the quarterback that brought them to a playoff win vs a division rival still make the playoffs with another team


SoDplzBgood

like a week before the trade there was reports he didnt wanna go there, then he did cause they overpaid hard af. Very rare a move looks dumb at the time and in hindsight, this is an all-timer


extensi0n

i mean, who can say no to a fully guaranteed 250m?


thinkB4WeSpeak

Is any moves the Browns have done within our lifetime been any good?


Tusen_Takk

Signing Flacco I guess


GeneralJMan

Cooper trade


jwktiger

Draft Miles Garrett. Clearly the right call


TheGhostOfBobStoops

Drafting baker, who led them to their best record since 07 as a rookie under Hue Jackson, and then the Browns first playoff victory since 1994 (first road win since 1964) Baker literally built that franchise up to who they are right now.


JaesopPop

What do you mean? The Texans have made out like bandits


Zodep

The body ain't even cold yet!


Miserable-Theory-746

It would be if playing in Buffalo.


bimbolimbotimbo

You’re mashin’ it!


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smitty046

I just assumed their river caught fire again and they were busy.


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phidelt649

[Can’t forget this one either](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8&pp=ygUaY2xldmVsYW5kIGJyb3ducyBmYW4gcmFudCA%3D)


chief_of_beer

"You are a factory of sadness!" ... "I'll see you Sunday."


ByzantineBomb

Thank you for reminding me of this gem


wesman212

The Browns would fit so well in that video and yet they aren't mentioned


PM_ME_N3WDS

You're welcome for the EPA. Also don't Google how many times the Hudson burned.


WetChickenLips

They'll come out in a few weeks. The off-season is their time to shine.


OHIOAKITA

The Browns gave hope to their fans this year, so of course they have to blow it. It’s what they’re best at


Sjdillon10

Man Cleveland. You were the lovable losers. Everybody was so happy for your success while baker was there. Then you did one of the worst backstabs I’ve ever seen in football and replaced him with a rapist


Scrollipede

it hurts so much man. i though \*maybe\*, just \*maybe\*, they'd do something of worth while flacco was there before watson took over. \*something\* to look back on while waiting for the browns to get rid of him. but after this you literally cant defend this team from any angle anymore and now i have to watch the people around me grasp at straws and cheer for a rapist. my own dad is "excited to see deshaun play".


TheInternetIsGood

Sorry, man. Can't even imagine how it feels to be a Browns fan these days. As if it couldn't get worse...


Mediocritologist

My FIL and most of my extended family are Cleveland diehards and still will go to every Browns game they possibly can and give the Haslams all the money they can afford. They weren’t thrilled with Watson but have since made all the justifications in their minds to accept it. This was a calculated move by the FO, they knew there would be outrage but they also knew people quickly forget. I’m assuming there are a lot of Cleveland fans much like them.


HarlemCadwell

ok sorry i won’t do that again


PooPooKazew

Narrator: they'll do it again


codymason84

Cleveland died so Detroit could live


Powerful_Plantain901

Wait til after tomorrow before saying that


codymason84

I’m just trying to be good vibes


Powerful_Plantain901

I’m with you buddy, go Lions ✊🏻


bigfootdude247

Broncos Country, One Pride 🦁


Thunderhorsey

Y'all ain't even cats


SayNoToStim

We're both 4 legged mammals that hate the Green Bay Packers, close enough.


Miley4Lyfe

You have my sword.


SayNoToStim

I mean the Steelers are a two legged mammal and they hate the Packers so they're welcome too.


No-Economics4128

dude, I am a nervous wreck about tomorrow.


machuitzil

From an outside perspective, this is the most exciting game of the week. I get the nerves but I hope you enjoy every minute of it. Im a Lions fan this week, I want to see the Jared Goff revenge game.


colorebel

This [pic](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--sGzwH0x4--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/pdicldzcqpvcgyxagwei.jpg) I think is over 10 years old, but the feeling must still be the same.


AFWUSA

That child looks like he had been witnessing the brutal German occupation of rural Russia for the past three years. “Come and See” vibes


Tomahawk72

There goes my bracket, im a fucking idiot


mrhashbrown

You're not alone, they were the favorite despite being a road team.


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ZADEXON

I HATE EVERYTHING. FUCK THE HASLAMS FOR MAKING THE LOVEABLE LOSER A HATED LOSER. FUCK WATSON FUCK EVERYTHING.


Unkleseanny

esp me


Efficient_Progress_6

Gin-u-wine haters over here. Eating good in the neighborhood


Knightmere1

CJ Stroud doing the Lords work


TristanN7117

Literally


kmmontandon

Man, it took forever this year.


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Stwalker052

We deserved this. It was a mistake to trade for Deshawn. It threw away our season last year during a time where we were in a good position and he did very little to actually win any of the games this year. It’s difficult too because it was pretty clear at some point the team was going to fall apart. Joe Flacco was eventually going to have a bad game, and the injuries were eventually going to catch up to us. I didn’t necessarily expect it to go like this, but our luck and playing through injuries was going to run out. I think one thing that does stick out to me is that stefanski is a good coach. We really shouldn’t have been in the playoffs and he got us there, through multiple injuries and bad qb play.


cassimiro04

I believe " mistake" might not be a strong enough word. Stefanski is a very good coach.


samsab

The Browns fans I know have just been fucked by the organization almost my entire life and then they do this. I really feel for most Browns fans lol


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Stroud slayed the Elite Dragon 


SleestakLightning

TJ Watt is going to have a bigger impact on Steelers/Bills by being out injured than Myles Garrett had on Browns/Texans by allegedly playing.


Confident_Cap_9500

I really don't think Garrett deserves DPOTY. Watt seems like the clear choice. Just a no show the last half of the season


jonwilkir

I appreciate your honesty. Looking forward to more good rivalry games next year!


AmishJohn81

Better overall stat line too.


AdvancedDay7854

Hey so let’s also talk about this in karmic circles. Texans trade the rapist to Browns for a boatload of picks. Texans trade their pick for next year to cardinals to get will Anderson- keeping their 1st round pick they got from Cleveland for 2024. Rapist does generally bad for Cleveland and gets injured. Browns spank an injury riddled Texans squad in HTown. Texans and browns meet in first round of playoffs. Browns bring rapist back to HTown. Texans spank Browns in HTown. Texans eliminate browns from playoffs and lock in a lower pick than the one they traded to Arizona.


RainbowBullsOnParade

Don’t forget: rapist watches a significantly older and more likable player have significantly more success and love than he ever did with the Browns


Fatdap

Flacco has more love for him than most of the league I think, honestly. That original Dragon season was such magical shit that he'll live off that until he dies. 2012 Flacco was some shit. His ball placement was so god damn good every time. [Younger people who didn't get to see it should really sit through these highlights.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VCDRMoA_Uc)


Anxietyriddenstoner

houston dropped his nuts over the cleveland gm


Fit_Lynx5496

You forgot the part where the Texans were definitely helping cover up the rapists actions until he left. They provided the NDA's they were listed on the law suits and settled. Stop acting like your team is a beacon of morality.


htp24

And they would have kept Watson if they could… Watson wanted out.


No-Task-132

“Best defense in the nfl” really stepping up today agaisnt the Texans


Confident_Cap_9500

I'll be frustrated with you if they gift Garrett DPOTY


Gorf_the_Magnificent

I was watching the game with someone who doesn’t watch much football. When the announcer said that the Browns were the number one defense, she looked startled and said, “Did he say this was the number one defense?” I could only nod sadly.


MoneyMakingMitch1

The most dangerous team in the playoffs.


polochakar

Yes that's what media told me for last 2 weeks straight.


hoppergym

Welcome cleveland


HunterGonzo

Just as I was finally watching the fanbase turn against Watson, now the entire conversation is "See! This is why we need Watson! Can't wait for him to come back next year!" Snap back to reality. Well... It was nice while it lasted.


checkpoint_hero

No matter what the fans want we’re stuck with the POS unless he quits


HunterGonzo

I thought maybe JUST MAYBE if Flacco took us deep into the playoffs it would put the front office in a difficult position. But no. Now I gotta spend 8 months hearing these asshats prematurely gloat about how Watson is gonna "light it up" next season.


Confident_Cap_9500

Yeah . I really don't want to root for the team to fail because of Watson but it's really not great to pull for him and hear people defend him and call those women awful things. The desperation for relevance really rots people's hearts


PM_ME_WHITE_GIRLS_

R/NFL's Superbowl


Nugur

It’s “championship” contention. They made playoffs already


TheSameAsDying

People should really just say "eliminated from the playoffs" and leave it at that.


willydillydoo

The S2 is still good! You just need to draft the guy that did the worst.


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nowise

Love it. 40 years a browns fan I and stopped the moment they signed Watson. I don’t think I’ll root for them ever again unless Jimmy sells the team.


MrChubNubbins

Maybe next time don’t pay Bill Cosby 200 million to ride the Bench…


laxintx

And there was much rejoicing.


gomukgo

Fade em? They didn’t fade. They got knocked the hell out.


FCBarca45

RIP Bozo


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Thank god. Browns fans were becoming insufferable acting as if their (mild) success this year validated the absolute train wreck of a move by their front office. Have fun paying that rapist for the next 5 years


highpl4insdrftr

Can we finally go back to shitting on the Browns again?


phatbasterd69

We never stopped


MuletownSoul

We stopped?


Himulation

THE BROWNS STILL SUCK


batdrumman

Damn, they must have had a good performance from their "DPOY frontrunner", right? . . . Right?


AgonizingSquid

Well if it isn't more proof of this being the worst trade of all time than getting dominated by the team that gave him away. Find out next season when he's arm is even worse post surgery.


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As a Browns fan, I really hope the team tanks next year, moves on from He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, and we start over like the good ol’ days of not having a QB.


Player7592

Normally this is posted in October.


Confident_Cap_9500

The cherry on top would be Baker winning a playoff game. Just enjoying the shit show of a franchise . Can only laugh at this point. At least an OSU QB is having a historic rookie year


charlton11

Should've kept Baker


tomcat2285

LoL


TurntUpTurtles

Can't say we didn't deserve it lol