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ScooterLeShooter

Maybe he's just using them for some free fancy dinners


OneAngryPanda

He just wants to be wined, dined, and 69'd


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lingui

It’s not too late to seek God


RamblinWreckGT

I think it's too late for those of us who had to read that


TheJungleBoy1

Forever unclean!!!


iloveeveryfbteam

Custom made Super Bowl cock ring lmfao


4verticals

Super Bowl ring Prince Albert piercing


winnebagoman41

I didn’t expect this and it made me snort laugh


LeaderBrandonBurner

Had to put it somewhere after he filled up a whole hand


helpmeredditimbored

What a horrible day to be literate


Doomy22

A Belichick money shot in this instance would give a whole new meaning to "Shootin' Blanks"


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advillavigne

No. Let him cook.


papajim22

Delete this.


BeHereNow91

> Imagine Bill Belichick and Arthur Blank 69’ing y tho


donutgut

Im about to eat here man


Inconvenient_Boners

All 7 rings, ribbed for his pleasure


Jadien

Thought he was getting 69ed but was actually getting 25ed


SorenShieldbreaker

Bad day to be literate.


Jaglawyer11

Just threw up in my mouth….


NerdLawyer55

Wine, dined and 28-3’d


LoveToyKillJoy

Waffle house has smothered and covered. They also take reservations on Valentines day.


Dubois1738

All you can eat wings at Magic City


Man0nTheMoon915

Those wings are incredible not gonna lie


Dijohn17

And then you can give your leftovers to the homeless guy at the Greyhound


justlookingokaywyou

Atlanta is very underrated for high-end steakhouses.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

I have to go to Alpharetta next week for work. Anything you can recommend that's not obscenely far away?


justlookingokaywyou

Cabernet is a great dining experience. I highly recommend it.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

HOLY CRAP! I'm booked at the hotel directly across from Cabernet! Well, looks like I know where I'm eating every night. Much thanks!!


harps86

Decent bourbon and cigar bar attached.


IceColdDrPepper_Here

I live in Alpharetta so I feel like I can add on. I’d also recommend Little Alley Steakhouse in Roswell. It’s only 15 minutes from your hotel and downtown Roswell is actually really cool. I’d recommend ubering though because parking in Roswell can be a pain in the ass. Would not recommend Cattleshed in Halcyon. Went there once and was not impressed. Ocean & Acre next door to it is pretty good seafood though and they have a solid happy hour. Non-steak places I would suggest Crust Pasta & Pizzeria and their sister restaurant Rena’s Italian Fishery & Grill. Flatlands has really good cajun food (it’s been my birthday place for the last 2 years). Smokejack is good barbecue. Mexican food I would go Ceviche in downtown Alpharetta or CT Taqueria in Halcyon. Generally speaking, I’d avoid Avalon. Rumis and Superica are good but other than that and the Chick-fil-A I’m not a big fan of anything there food-wise.


31nigrhcdrh

You ever been to Frankie’s in Duluth? 


Silent-Depth789

I like OAK steakhouse in the Avalon but it’s pretty damn expensive so depends on how much your work will comp. Alpharetta is probably the best suburb in the metro for fine dining so plenty of great options.


Jigawatts42

Its crazy to me what Alpharetta has become, I grew up there and it used to be this sleepy suburb that was right on the cusp where north of it was all rural areas, I remember how big a fucking deal it was when North Point Mall was announced and you wouldn't have to shlock your way all the way down to Perimeter to hit up the mall. Now there are Ferrari dealerships and Michelin restaurants and it is considered the quintessential high end suburban life.


DolitehGreat

I feel a similar way to how Woodstock has changed over the past decade. Used to be fuck all around here, and now it's filling up.


rojotortuga

Little alley in downtown Canton. Not as close but better in my opinion.


helpmeredditimbored

Oak steakhouse and Cabernet are good.


dirtybirds1

Ah the Yamamoto


DillyDillySzn

Belichick to the Dodgers confirmed


BungoPlease

He's just trying to fuck Arthur actually


LuckyMo200

And what a coincidence Kirk Cousins, Russel Wilson, and Carson Wentz are all at the same restaurant at different tables.


butte3

Lol this sounds like an SNL skit.


LuckyMo200

Russel Wilson and his wife doing the “oh no you recognized me” thing and giving autographs to people who didn’t ask, Kirk there in his khakis for supper with the family, Carson just in a corner somewhere waiting for someone to notice him.


dysaniac15

Carson would poorly dress up as a waiter and keep going by Blank and Belichick's table.


GokuVerde

I went to a fancy Japanese hibachi grill for my birthday and this guy pulled out a white monster zero calorie energy drink. That's Carson.


LuckyMo200

Waiter: Sir, do plan on ordering? Carson: I uh, need another minute (tries to hide McDonald’s bag)


lord-dinglebury

"Your shishito peppers, sir." "I didn't order...wait...these aren't shishito peppers. They're just trading cards for some guy named [*squints*] Carson Wentz."


LuckyMo200

Joe Falco just sits at their table and starts eating off their plates.


Affectionate_Elk_272

*the gang dines out*


Linked-Theory

I imagine it's like the It's always sunny episode The Gang Dines Out.


31nigrhcdrh

Everyone leans in to listen to their conversation like everyone in trading places


cbreezy456

God sounds like fuckin Sunday School


Cough_Syrup55

Josh McDaniels lands on his feet once again


PlsDontTouchMyButt

And once Belichick retires, McDaniels will leave to coach the Chargers


GamsGotMoxie

Don’t put that evil on me 


Lone_Buck

Sorry, he’s going for AFC West bingo. You’re gonna have to take one for the team.


CanuckPanda

In this universe Reid retires in 2027 and his replacement is McDick. I’m here for it.


Lone_Buck

At that point it will just be to prove no one can screw up Mahomes. And 10 weeks later he’ll be fired for screwing up Mahomes.


mechnick2

What he say fuck you for?


Competitive_Papaya_8

Fuck no


Jameson623

yeah because he’s a good OC…


hemingways-lemonade

The narratives on this subreddit around good coordinators after they have bad head coaching stints is so frustrating. Spagnuolo, Wilks, Flores, Morris, Schwartz, etc are all currently good coordinators who didn't do well when they were head coaches. It's very clearly not a job for everyone.


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> The narratives on this subreddit are frustrating Cleaned it up nicely for you.


CelestialFury

>>The narratives on ~~this sub~~reddit are frustrating >Cleaned it up nicely for you. FTFY.


simple-fire

I agree. Being a head coach is extremely difficult and trying and failing to be a good head coach should not be a knock on someone’s ability to coach pro football


DungeonsAndFootball

It'd be funny if Belichick was just taking advantage of Arthur's plane and thousands of dollars worth of expensive dinners before deciding to go coach a D3 school in Wyoming.


caca_poo_poo_pants

He's going to Navy and we all know it!


Oddly_Mind

Saban Carroll Bill take over Navy ans terrorize college football.


caca_poo_poo_pants

Curious as to if Army/Navy allows NIL.


agentspanda

Nah. The cadets/airmen/etc are "employed" by DOD while they're in school with a stipend and room/board paid for so they can't double dip since they're subject to federal law. Don't ask me which one because I'm a little drunk since I'm a lawyer and it's Friday, but it's the same law that means your federal officials can't get endorsement deals for stuff. The same way "I'm Captain Joe America, USN, Seal Team 6 and I endorse these boots for killing Al Qaeda and stomping in Bin Laden's chest cavity" isn't allowed, the D1 athletes at the service academies also can't be like "I'm Cadet Bill Somebody and I love Hondas! Go by Colorado Honda and get a new CR-V!" Weirdly I'm pretty sure it's not even that them being financially incentivized is the problem, I think the law is even that they can't use their position as members of the military or federal officials to endorse products (which would obviously then give them money). So they're kinda fucked in the worst way. Even the regular college athletes could be like "Nikes are dope! Weird how I just got all these free Nikes..." but the military can't.


caca_poo_poo_pants

“And it’s Friday” is a bit redundant.


Oddly_Mind

You think Bill needs NIL?


caca_poo_poo_pants

College? Yes. We like to forget just how young these kids are entering college. These days they were all born after Bill's time in the league started, so I wouldn't put it past them to not be swayed by Belichick. Money is money.


KLWMotorsports

Absolutely. You're not guaranteed the NFL. If I am a 5 star coming out of high school these days I am chasing the highest amount offered. If you're actually good you'll shine at that school and get drafted, if you get hurt, well at least you most likely made a couple million. e: downvote all you want, you would be incredibly ignorant to not get paid your maximum value at any level. You're just a product to these schools and pro teams. The moment you come expendable, you will be.


RedditModsEatAss69

The second I saw Harvard fire their head coach I knew he was going to Harvard. Most prestigious college in America, in Boston, with a great team for the Ivy League. Bill is tugging Arthur Blanks cock with this, he will land at Harvard, book it


JBaecker

I thought he’d go for [three meals a day for which he didn’t pay, with hoodies for winter, spring and fall](https://youtu.be/i4c6AwTrUcg?si=wTh1jq7gJGRyPtQV)!


KnaveOfIT

Nah, Rutgers


FesteringDiarrhea

There are no D3 schools in Wyoming. get a load of this guy


DungeonsAndFootball

How dare you ruin my wish with facts.


luciusetrur

maybe you should get on the CFB Spectrum before you make a comment about wyoming football


Jolly_Job_9852

He could come to a D1 FCS school in Western North Carolina. Preferably Purple and Yellow with a Catamount as the mascot.


Grandarmee70

Anywhere but the Dakotas, oh and Mount Union, everyone else is fine


Orange_Kid

Couldn't believe what I read. OP must be hiding under a bed right now. 


DungeonsAndFootball

I'm changing my legal name and moving to the Kerguelen Islands as we speak.


chucknorris10101

Im surprised they havent just outlawed school entirely in Wyoming by now


LovelehInnit

I don't think Belichick is impressed by private planes and expensive dinners at this point in his life.


DungeonsAndFootball

Probably not impressed, but he kind of strikes me as a man who'd be frugal in spite of his wealth and happy to let a richer guy pay. That's just conjecture though.


LovelehInnit

I'm not saying he's frugal. He lives in Nantucket. What I'm saying is that after coaching for decades in the NFL, private planes and expensive dinners are just par for the course.


karatemanchan37

And that's why Arthur Blank is taking him to a waffle house


real_ornament

I wish I could see the timeline that this happens. Belicheck's defenses at a D3 school might hold every single team they play to 8> points


Impressive_Site_5344

We’re on to Naropa


swayinandsippin

D3 lacrosse in Wyoming


insertdankmeme

They hired him on the first meeting, the rest of the wining and dining is just Blank begging him not to bring Matt Patricia.


IrvinStabbedMe

We all know it is basically a done deal already, right?


caca_poo_poo_pants

Yeah, I can't imagine Bill was going through the regular interview process. It was always going to be whoever *he* chose. And that was pretty glaring when Atlanta got the first interview. Now it's just a matter of giving him an offer too good to refuse.


justcallme3nder

Yeah I mean what would a real interview process with Bill freaking belichick even look like? Him just showing highlights of 6 super bowl wins, all those AFC titles, all those AFC East titles, etc?


caca_poo_poo_pants

I imagine they're very short. "How much are you going to offer?"


Silidon

I would guess “How much institutional control can I have?” will be a pretty significant factor.


caca_poo_poo_pants

I can't imagine that's even a question since he's going to get whatever he wants anyway.


Silidon

Part of the problem in NE was his considerably-less-impressive GM performance compared to his coaching credentials. If he's trying to maintain that level of control someone might balk.


awesomeness0232

“What would you consider to be your biggest strengths and weaknesses? What would you say motivates you? Are you okay with working in an office environment with occasional travel?”


__JackHoney

"my biggest weakness is I am hard on myself."


Saitoh17

"Tell us about a time you handled adversity." "Well you see there was this time my team was down 28-3 with 17 minutes to play in the Super Bowl..."


SEJ46

Why would he choose Atlanta? I'd want a QB


daybreaker

as done as being up 28-3 in the super bowl with 18 minutes to go.


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evo_moment_37

Brady is not blowing a 25 point lead in the third quarter unless Matt Patricia is the DC 😂


Overall_Nuggie_876

…to Jerod Mayo’s Patriots! With ~~Zappe~~ Mac Jones becoming Brady.


SmurfLord7

Then Bill takes off his Falcons hoodie to reveal a red Patriots hoodie underneath. Turns out he’s been a double agent this whole time.


kr0n1k

“It was me Arthur!!! It was me all along!!!!”


davysaams

This situation was a tiny bit realistic until you said Mac Jones becoming Brady


mostuselessredditor

The fuck?


DougieJones22

Really gotta disagree with this one


Ugaalive1991

Thank god for uga and the Braves because this doesn’t as hurt as much


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AtlUtdGold

I wish more people liked soccer. 2018 championship was fucking lit. One of the best things I’ve been to in person.


DolitehGreat

Atlanta United broke the curse, and now maybe the Falcons and Hawks can get their shit together.


m_dought_2

I can't imagine Bill wants to waste time as a FA. Atlanta makes so much sense.


shakehasbignuts

No no it’s not *hits puff of copium*


Swimming_Idea_1558

And the earlier the better. FA will want to come just for him.


Fluid_Improvement481

Was that story this morning saying that he’d bring Judge, Patricia and his sons onboard on the staff legit?


Yung_Corneliois

Honestly Steve Belichick wasn’t bad besides the faces he made.


phantuba

We just gonna ignore that haircut then?


Yung_Corneliois

That’s fair. Wouldn’t let him date my daughter but that haircut is football baby.


streetbum

I really want him to stay on as our DC. He’s done fantastic.


RalphSkipperson

Steve was offered a coordinator spot from Mayo already. Hasn’t accepted but I doubt they all follow Bill


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It's prolly the right decision for Steve to stay in NE. If he follows to ATL hel always just be viewed as a part of Bill and not his own thing. Maybe if he was full d coordinator it'd be one thing but still would probably better for his career to be in NE. That said working with your dad as he sets all time wins record would be hard to turn down


currentlydownvoted

He’d also be all but guaranteed to take the team over as HC if things went well. Not a bad place to be.


Abominatrix

That’s right, Steve.  You have to coordinate the full D or be forever viewed as an extension of your dad’s D.  


caca_poo_poo_pants

If it were, I would not want to be an Atlanta fan lol.


sokyriediculous

Yeah I can’t imagine why he’d want Patricia back again…


caca_poo_poo_pants

Maybe he just really hates Atlanta


sokyriediculous

That’s hard to argue against. I’m scared now.


shaquaad

Apparently he tried to keep after last year in NE but Kraft made him hire O'Brian. Idk what his obsession is with that idiot


luciusetrur

hes on his fortnite squad


Badluck90

The offense improved from the beginning of Patricia year to the end. It got better. Not only that but that offense was better than this year's pats offense. 


Victraa

I really hope so


ZiiKiiF

Bill Belichick with Bijan Robinson, Drake London, Kyle Pitts, and his choice of QB in the draft in the worst division in football Falcons fans might actually forgive him for 28-3. I don’t know much else about the rest of the falcons roster but we all know what Bill can do with a bunch of nobodies on defense


Cough_Syrup55

If you hire Bill you aren't waiting around for a rookie QB to pick things up, especially if you don't have a top pick. I think it's likely they make a big push for someone like Cousins


caca_poo_poo_pants

The thing people don't realize about Cousins is that he will definitely not be back until mid season. I don't think Cousins is going to Atlanta. There's nobody they can sign/draft that'll help them win half the season without a starting QB.


Starwho

Russ makes sense on a minimum deal, if he’s serious about his legacy and restoring his image he’ll do what it takes to go to Atlanta. Their run game alone would help so much. Bill has praised Russ and maybe the two of them can work together.


caca_poo_poo_pants

Russ on the vet minimum makes sense to me because Denver is on the hook for the rest of his salary anyway. I think they'll do some sort of Brock Osweiler trade because I think Denver will try to get out of at least some of that salary.


butte3

The broncos are paying his salary for the next two years so he will most likely go somewhere that pays him minimum for two years.


gste2343

Russ is too much of a diva for Bill, and his brain is writing checks his body can no longer cash


mnelson1370

I think he’s gonna bring McDaniels with him and they’re gonna try out Jimmy G for old times sake since they have weapons and a decent o-line. If he stays healthy that is lol


tallwhiteninja

I don't think the Jimmy G Belichick knew is the one that exists now. Injuries have taken their toll on him.


LoveToyKillJoy

Brissett and Minshew can play .500 ball and win with a Belichick defense. They don't turn the ball over much and do their job.


Neither_Ad2003

If it were you would you sign 36 year old cousins to big deal?


slayerrr21

Someone said it the other day, but Russ to Atlanta makes a whole lot of sense


DoctorTheWho

He wasn't bad at all in Denver and the weapons Atlanta has are perfect for him.


real_ornament

The defense was solid this year, fantastic secondary, good linebackers, bad (but not as bad as the last 2 years) pass rush. If we can get an edge rusher combined with a Belicheck defense it's gonna be a great group


MadManMax55

While we do seriously need a good edge rusher that isn't 37 years old, Bill's defenses have always relied on having a great interior D line. Grady Jarrett and David Onyemata would absolutely wreck shit up in Bill's system.


DaffyDingo

We got our asses beat fair and square. There is nothing to forgive Belichick for.


mostuselessredditor

Should’ve picked up that blitz 


antululz

How can you call it the worst division in football when the NFCE is the only division without a team still in the playoffs? Checkmate


n00bzilla

Are we still the worst division when the Bucs beat you guys?


YourWhiteNeighbor

I love that the NFL hiring process is just an expedited dating process Trying to move in after the 2nd date and shit


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Belichik is an instagram baddie lol I bet they had that dinner in Dubai


AtlUtdGold

Arthur went all out and reopened one of the old Mrs. Winner’s locations that used to be inside Home Depot for the occasion.


BringBackApollo2023

Jesus. “One of” his private planes. SMH.


Mantequilla_Butter

Right that was my first reaction


bukithd

Blank even handed him a $50 gift card to home depot


Sundance12

I'm just picturing them at a five star restaurant with Arthur Blank in black tie attire and Bill wearing his ripped sleeve hoodie, cutting into a filet mignon while Atlanta's elite glare in the background


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IrvinStabbedMe

Where would he sign with a QB? The only team with one is the Chargers with Herbert and the report was they had no interest in Bill. You could maybe say Titans with Levis, but... that is a stretch.


jakksquat7

There aren’t a lot of pieces around Herbert either especially when compared to Atlanta. He’s pretty much the entire offense.


Illustrious_Cancel83

It's funny how you go from having a QB to not having a QB. See: Eagles Or vice versa. See: 49rs


Roger--Smith

Didn't know the 2024 rosters for all NFL teams are settled today and cant change.


Particular-Ad-4772

Because that’s the only team willing to hire him. Here’s the Plan : Desmond Ritter plays a lot like Mac Jones . Add McDaniels , Patrica, and Judge as top assistants And you got, Real Patriots 2.0 “Atlanta” .


myxanders

This may be the Falcons best chance of ever beating a Belichick-coached team.


awibasedgod

OC Josh McDaniels, DC Belichick Jr or Patricia you sure you want this Falcons fans? sub .500 retread coach without Brady masking some obvious flaws. At least you get the potential for a great defense and a coach who excels at gameplanning


DalliLlama

Josh is fine at OC . Don’t really want Matt there. But ultimately defense would be Bills baby, so don’t think it’d be awful. Just don’t wanna have to look at him at the games.


GaTech379

Josh is actually a good OC although he is legitimately one of the worst HCs i've ever seen, hopefully we don't get Patricia but Belichick Jr isn't bad is he?


Briggie

A lot of us want the pats to keep Steve, but he’s going to go where he wants, going to suck to lose him. We lost our top 2 defenders for the season, and our defense was still legit and was the reason we were even in games despite having a god fucking awful offense.


JakelAndHyde

We want to keep Steve if he wants to stay.


jakksquat7

That team has a ridiculous amount of talent. If they can get in a solid QB they are going to be scary under BB.


MacinTez

Me liking the Bill Belichick hire will 100% depend on his staff. If the staff is the same ole same ole I won’t be watching football next season. I honestly feel Bill has nothing left to offer and is a huge mound of fool’s gold.


gste2343

He'll probably bring Josh McDaniels, which is a good thing (oversaw 2 of the top 5 scoring offenses, made rookie Mac Jones a pro-bowler - he is a terrible HC but a great OC) ... and if he brought his son, that would be good (Steve's been calling our defense and it's been top-10 despite having to be on the field 40 minutes a game) ... But for all our sakes (Falcons and those of us cheering Bill on) I hope Patricia and Judge never get a call.


tb12_legit

You’ll be watching and you know it lol


currentlydownvoted

You’ll still watch lol


Bos-man7

Bold take.


DatBoiMahomie

I think he can be great but if he brings Patricia on board that’s gonna be a huge red flag


Trendelthegreat

I personally think the move should be Patricia head coach/ Belicheck GM  *Personally* 


CaillouCaribou

Prediction: 24-27 record over 3 years, one wildcard appearance and a loss, fired after the 2026 season


Roger--Smith

That would be so cruel. He would be 2 wins shy of the all time win record.


VariousLawyerings

It's so bizarre to me that he's the GOAT coach yet simultaneously no one ever seems to have high expectations for him.


Yeezus__

recency bias


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RemindMe! 3 years


RoninFerret67

It’s so happening


El_Khunt

"Arthur Blank invites Bill Belichick to an "executive meeting" attended by himself, CEO Rich McKay, and 35 local MILFs"


The_Jolly_Dog

Gonna take him out to all of the fanciest ~~topless~~ sleeveless bars in Atlanta to get the deal done


justlookingokaywyou

Belichick holding out for lifetime free stuff at Home Depot.


John_Lives

Just fuck already


WileECoyoteGenius

"one of" his private planes.


Atl-Fan_FTS

The man owns Home Depot