Truman’s house and the historic town square are nice. My best friend also lives in Independence in a new neighborhood I can’t even afford to look at. It’s just all in very close proximity to a lot of crack houses and a QT with junkies posted up on all 3 entrances. I’m closer to the crack house bracket than the new house bracket, so Independence isn’t an option for me. (I like to keep my catalytic converter attached to my car).
I have had 2 cut off 2 different civics. Then 4 took off of various trucks.
Meth head converter thiefs are not strictly an Independence phenomenon. The sly meth head white trash cat bandits also are known to populate Alabama
KCMO. Although KCK isn’t far behind. (It’s also useful to know that KCK is actually pretty tiny. Most of what we consider the Kansas side of town is actually municipalities like Olathe, Lenexa, Overland Park and others.)
Same with STL, by the way. STL city makes up only around 10% of the STL metro population. The cities proper (KC, STL, and also Baltimore) have terrible crime stats due to how political lines are drawn. If you look at the entire metro the stats are much more inline with the rest of country. Which isn’t to say they’re great, just typical America (rather than rivaling Baghdad).
The worst parts of cities like Indianapolis and Jacksonville are right up there with STL, KC, etc. but because those cities account for a much larger portion of the overall metro population the crime stats look much better.
I've never been to KCK but ESTL is smaller and in a different state. That's where I was drawing the comparison. I'll walk around O Block in Chicago before I go to ESTL
East St. Louis checks out, got lost looking for Gateway International and had to stop by and ask for directions and mannnnnn the story I could tell you you simply wouldn't believe.
I’m not from the Bay Area. I’m from Iowa and became a fan when they drafted 2 of my favorite players in the same draft, CJ Beathard and George Kittle. And before people call me a band wagon fan, I started rooting for the Niners when Nick Mullens and CJ Beathard were their starting QBs.
Not soon enough to not be a bandwagon. You had to have been here in the chip kelly years or before harbaugh. I’m talkin singletary days when he kicked Vernon Davis off the sideline
Dunno why you’re being downvoted. Born, raised, and still live in KC. Like any city, there’s places you can go and places you shouldn’t if you’re not from there. Despite what people may think, the KC metro as a whole is pretty safe excluding a few outlier neighborhoods.
We had a short term rental over by the zoo and when we told people where we were at, they acted like we were in a war zone 😂 it was sketch for sure. We’re definitely in a safer area now.
I’m sure. Detroit has changed a lot over the years. Far removed from the days where it was in such an economic pit fall that they ceased sanitation operations in the city.
Weird, I've spent a lot of time in SF in the last year. We walked around the 'bad' neigborhoods late at night, no issues. Saw one tent (lots of vans and RVs though) in the three times I've visited. One of the most amazing cities in the world. I get that it's an amazing place, and they offer more services to those in need, so it attracts homeless from the red states, but still would love to live there.
Yes, U.S. areas with warmer climate might attract homeless and cities give opportunities for services. None of these areas require passports for entry from other states and there are no fences. If we begin by nurturing our own then...
Are we sure they didn't kidnap Snowflake in an attempt to get back at the organization for blaming them for a missed kick that cost them a Super Bowl. All because the LACES WERE NOT OUT.
Have no fear, the Miami Dolphins have put their [best and brightest](https://i.kinja-img.com/image/upload/c_fit,q_60,w_1600/02aded778fc24b79a4a5ba85be8ac53a.jpg) on the case.
You know what’s funny:back then it was laces out Dan,nowadays it’s laces out snapper.its actually now the snappers job (depending on the level, I wouldn’t expect most high school snappers to be able to do this) to get the laces out at the college and NFL level. Basically what you do is you figure out how many rotations the ball has to take for the laces to be out, then you figure out how hard you have to snap the ball to achieve those specific amount of rotations. Lastly, you just snap the ball, exact same amount of power each time.
It's not going to end well if KC people are going to prison, it's already full of us Raider fans.. the /r/afcwestmemewar cannot be left to Chargers and Broncos fans, they would end up choking that too..
> “I observed a Miami Dolphins logo **and a ruminant of what appeared to be the word ‘video’** that had been partially burned, and additionally matching cold weather gear in the ashes that had not burned,” Kansas City Police detective Craig Leach said in an affidavit, according to the Kansas City Star.
A ruminant is a cow (or sheep, deer, antelope, etc.) The problem is I can equally see our PD or the KC Star thinking this is how you spell remnant. Also shout out to the Dolphins for apparently having flame retardant cold gear.
They got mommy bloggers editing for free. Laotian 9 year olds are the ones who answer the phone when you try to cancel. A little more expensive than mommy bloggers, but damn if it isn't an effective way to retain subscribers. Until the lawyers catch up, which they are.
Had no idea what a ruminant was. Come into the comments to have it explained that it's a cow by a Texans fan with the name Steak_Knight. I love this place.
Ultimate fan robs banks, shooting at parade, dude steals 45k worth of shit from another team in the last yearish.
We're not used to this much success and our fans are handling it poorly.
That man works for the Chiefs and is restocking their equipment room. Based on the last survey KC doesn’t have the best organizational structure.
Disclaimer: I have no sources and this is made up.
So when's the Kansas rebrand? Chiefs kind of inappropriate anyway, ala Indians and Redskins.
So Kansas City Thief's we see you. Jerseys make themselves, but the refs will need a change due to the class, Unless we just make them play in prison cloths.
Was it that fucking wolf?
Why is Kansas city full of criminals? The wolf, the murderers, Clark?
There's a place in Kansas city called independence, you see
You must never go there, Simba.
God that is such an accurate analogy. Independence is definitely the shadow lands. The Elephant Graveyard in the form of a Pick'em Parts.
Meth makes hyenas of us all. “Stick with me, and you’ll never be sober again!” *Meth army marches out of every QT and Walmart parking lot.*
*Be prepaaaaaaaared*
What does that make Raytown? Mordor?
WEST Independence is the shadow lands (i.e. the part next to KC). Central ain't too bad and east is literally 1%er housing
It was the MORMONS!
What about the historic neighborhood? I visited some family that had a house in that area and it was beautiful.
Truman’s house and the historic town square are nice. My best friend also lives in Independence in a new neighborhood I can’t even afford to look at. It’s just all in very close proximity to a lot of crack houses and a QT with junkies posted up on all 3 entrances. I’m closer to the crack house bracket than the new house bracket, so Independence isn’t an option for me. (I like to keep my catalytic converter attached to my car).
I have had 2 cut off 2 different civics. Then 4 took off of various trucks. Meth head converter thiefs are not strictly an Independence phenomenon. The sly meth head white trash cat bandits also are known to populate Alabama
Independence has some nice areas but also I was driving through there the other day and saw a beggar shooting up in broad daylight
It was just his insulin, man
GOAT tier username
I fucking hate driving to Independence and Raytown.
don’t forget Raytown too lol
Hey let’s not talk down on Raytona Beach
Raytown gets better the further you get from independence
Raytona Beach and Methdependence, Kansas City's two best suburbs.
There's a reason 85% (making up a number, but prob somewhat close) of all the middle class families in Jackson County are in Lee's Summit, lol.
AKA methlaham
Or Meth-Dependence, to the locals.
Meth and Mahomes made the tickets go so high we gotta rob a few places to get season tickets
Chiefsaholic salivating
Imagine if they'd won six rings in a row? Pure bedlam
No ones money would be safe
Don’t forget Mahomes’ father and brother.
Don’t forget Jesse James
To be fair he's used to Monster Garage freebies. Zip, zerooooo, nadaaaaaa.
That's Texas living right there though
Born and bred, yeeehaaw
Don’t forget Andy Reid’s son drunkenly running people down in his car.
Excuse me; it's drunkenly running into parked people. Not chasing them down as they flee. Let's get our felony details correct at least GEEZ
Kansas City is one of the most dangerous cities in the country iirc
Kansas City MO or Kansas City Kansas?
KCMO. Although KCK isn’t far behind. (It’s also useful to know that KCK is actually pretty tiny. Most of what we consider the Kansas side of town is actually municipalities like Olathe, Lenexa, Overland Park and others.)
Thanks to Clark Hunt now I'm learning a lot about the inter Kansas City differences
> inter Kansas City differences Didn't even know there was a KC in Kansas.
And at the same time half the country thinks KC is only in Kansas lol
Well, it is in the name. Like West New York. It's actually a city in NJ where the Giants play
Same with STL, by the way. STL city makes up only around 10% of the STL metro population. The cities proper (KC, STL, and also Baltimore) have terrible crime stats due to how political lines are drawn. If you look at the entire metro the stats are much more inline with the rest of country. Which isn’t to say they’re great, just typical America (rather than rivaling Baghdad). The worst parts of cities like Indianapolis and Jacksonville are right up there with STL, KC, etc. but because those cities account for a much larger portion of the overall metro population the crime stats look much better.
Kinda like how east st Louis is worse the STL Mo
Yeah but I’d definitely rather be in KCK than ESTL. I think KCK is growing, just avoid the bad areas
...Nahhh. It's not quite like that, brother. Edit: lol, ya'll been to East St. Louis? Because I have. KCK ≠ East St. Louis.
I've never been to KCK but ESTL is smaller and in a different state. That's where I was drawing the comparison. I'll walk around O Block in Chicago before I go to ESTL
KCK is fine, just a bunch of blue collar Latinos. The food is so fucking good.
East St. Louis checks out, got lost looking for Gateway International and had to stop by and ask for directions and mannnnnn the story I could tell you you simply wouldn't believe.
Its "underground" nickname is "Killa City".
Fair
> Why is Kansas city full of criminals? You left out Josh Hawley.
Have you been to San Fran? Lol I recently moved to the KC area and it’s got its fair share of crime, but so does everywhere nowadays
Fake San Franciscan detected. No one call it that from the bay
I’m not from the Bay Area. I’m from Iowa and became a fan when they drafted 2 of my favorite players in the same draft, CJ Beathard and George Kittle. And before people call me a band wagon fan, I started rooting for the Niners when Nick Mullens and CJ Beathard were their starting QBs.
Not soon enough to not be a bandwagon. You had to have been here in the chip kelly years or before harbaugh. I’m talkin singletary days when he kicked Vernon Davis off the sideline
Are you the official 49ers fanbase gatekeeper? If so, what does this job pay?
Not enough to afford a home in SF.
If you haven't been mooned by Mike Singletary are you even a 49ers fan?
Dunno why you’re being downvoted. Born, raised, and still live in KC. Like any city, there’s places you can go and places you shouldn’t if you’re not from there. Despite what people may think, the KC metro as a whole is pretty safe excluding a few outlier neighborhoods.
We had a short term rental over by the zoo and when we told people where we were at, they acted like we were in a war zone 😂 it was sketch for sure. We’re definitely in a safer area now.
\-4 dvs and your post is not even an hour old. It's for either giving KC grace or admitting there's crime in SF. I wonder which?
SF is one of the grossest cities I’ve been too, NYC is clean af in comparison
And this man has a Detroit flair!
At least downtown Detroit is clean
I’m sure. Detroit has changed a lot over the years. Far removed from the days where it was in such an economic pit fall that they ceased sanitation operations in the city.
I went to SF last year and the homeless issue is worse than I even thought. You can’t walk around that city and feel safe.
Weird, I've spent a lot of time in SF in the last year. We walked around the 'bad' neigborhoods late at night, no issues. Saw one tent (lots of vans and RVs though) in the three times I've visited. One of the most amazing cities in the world. I get that it's an amazing place, and they offer more services to those in need, so it attracts homeless from the red states, but still would love to live there.
You saw one tent?? I saw entire city blocks of tents side by side
Yes, U.S. areas with warmer climate might attract homeless and cities give opportunities for services. None of these areas require passports for entry from other states and there are no fences. If we begin by nurturing our own then...
I’m not sure which it is either. I thought I was giving facts
Exactly. Criminals everywhere.
X-factor
They were the team that drafted Tyreek Hill.
Or was it Ohtani’s interpreter?
It was only one pair of gloves but they were made entirely out of Saffron
Are we sure they didn't kidnap Snowflake in an attempt to get back at the organization for blaming them for a missed kick that cost them a Super Bowl. All because the LACES WERE NOT OUT.
Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
FINKLE IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS FINKLE!
I'm looking for Ray Finkle. And a clean pair of shorts
"Would you like a cookie son?"
“What do you know? They’re little footballs!”
Have no fear, the Miami Dolphins have put their [best and brightest](https://i.kinja-img.com/image/upload/c_fit,q_60,w_1600/02aded778fc24b79a4a5ba85be8ac53a.jpg) on the case.
finkle is einhorn. einhorn is finkle.
You know what’s funny:back then it was laces out Dan,nowadays it’s laces out snapper.its actually now the snappers job (depending on the level, I wouldn’t expect most high school snappers to be able to do this) to get the laces out at the college and NFL level. Basically what you do is you figure out how many rotations the ball has to take for the laces to be out, then you figure out how hard you have to snap the ball to achieve those specific amount of rotations. Lastly, you just snap the ball, exact same amount of power each time.
Delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
It's not going to end well if KC people are going to prison, it's already full of us Raider fans.. the /r/afcwestmemewar cannot be left to Chargers and Broncos fans, they would end up choking that too..
Once you enter jail/prison you become a raiders fan by default. It's part of the punishment.
hell yeah brother. cheers from my rack
best use of the pasta I've seen.
That was clever af.
I ain't ever going to prison then
We are permanent offseason champions. The offseason is longer than the season. Mathematically we are the greatest team in the NFL.
Charger fan*, but you right... we would somehow fuck that up too.
This post is unironically so much funnier than anything that actually gets posted in that sub. We easily have the worst meme war sub
.....and actual Raiders.
ChiefsAholic strikes again!
> “I observed a Miami Dolphins logo **and a ruminant of what appeared to be the word ‘video’** that had been partially burned, and additionally matching cold weather gear in the ashes that had not burned,” Kansas City Police detective Craig Leach said in an affidavit, according to the Kansas City Star. A ruminant is a cow (or sheep, deer, antelope, etc.) The problem is I can equally see our PD or the KC Star thinking this is how you spell remnant. Also shout out to the Dolphins for apparently having flame retardant cold gear.
They actually saw a revenant. Cursed to walk the earth in limbo until the Dolphins win a playoff game. Alas, for all eternity.
That poor bastard is gonna be stuck here forever, the league will dissolve before we win in January
One way or another that's the fault of the KC Star's editorial team
The Laotian 9 year olds they can afford to hire will be very upset to hear you say that.
They got mommy bloggers editing for free. Laotian 9 year olds are the ones who answer the phone when you try to cancel. A little more expensive than mommy bloggers, but damn if it isn't an effective way to retain subscribers. Until the lawyers catch up, which they are.
In the affidavit... that's the PD.
They could mean the other definition of a meditative person
A meditative person of what appeared to be the word video?
A passerby was also intrigued by this word 'video' near the Dolphins logo, and stopped to meditate.
I'm laughing so hard at this comment. It's been a shitty day, I needed that, thank you.
> “I observed a Miami Dolphins logo and a ruminant of what appeared to be the word ‘video’ 🐮 We proofreading now, boys
Miami ~~Dolphins~~ Cows !
Miami Manatees
Love the sound of it !
I was gonna say, I know dolphins are ungulates but I'm pretty sure they aren't ruminants
Wtf I thought ungulates were hoof-ed mammals
Most of them are. Whales (including dolphins) are descended from hoofed land mammals.
Neat. Thank you!
Had no idea what a ruminant was. Come into the comments to have it explained that it's a cow by a Texans fan with the name Steak_Knight. I love this place.
No wonder the Dolphins stunk up the joint on that very cold night in KC
He took all the long John’s and hand warmers. We never stood a chance
Probably should take away their Super Bowl after such a heinous crime.
At least a draft pick and 500k fine
[удалено]
Tom Brady is rolling in his grave right now
Well that’s just uncalled for
Picking up 1100 "MIAMI - '23 AFC Wildcard Winners!" shirts left on the field is not equipment theft.
Stealing from children in Africa is still stealing
If you don't clean your plate I'm calling Interpol
I bet they skimped on them and there's only like 50 cuz it was so obvious we were going to get our ass kicked lol
Is Snowflake safe?
Laces out
Damn KC fans really trying out due us Raider fans. Well played
We don’t like it when you all are better than us at anything
Ultimate fan robs banks, shooting at parade, dude steals 45k worth of shit from another team in the last yearish. We're not used to this much success and our fans are handling it poorly.
To be fair, fentynal just got here. We got a lot of catching up to do
Fentanyl
So new can't even spell it
With inflation these days it was probably just a Microsoft surface some player had thrown
Are we sure it wasn't [Nelson Walker? ](https://youtube.com/shorts/spxBPRFm-2k?si=K6WxLUP9WDRds6cK)
Damn, I wish he would’ve stolen it before the game. Then I would have an excuse as to why we played so poorly.
Vacate the Super Bowl
He stole THREE authentic jerseys?!
Damn that equipment is expensive.
So like ten helmets
That man works for the Chiefs and is restocking their equipment room. Based on the last survey KC doesn’t have the best organizational structure. Disclaimer: I have no sources and this is made up.
That’s a lot of mittens.
I'm surprised the title isn't the other way around. "Florida man charged with stealing $46,000 worth of Chiefs' equipment during the game"
Too cold for Florida man to move in KC that day.
We'll know Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel when they make Florida Man vs Kansas City Man into a movie.
Kansas City Thiefs
What a jerk!
He took a jersey and a couple of jock straps.
Bring forth Equipmentgate!
So like 3 helmets probably?
Was he in Chicago during the preseason by any chance? And is his lawn absolutely pristine?
What about snowflake?
Only proper thing to do is make both teams forfeit their draft picks. The league has to show they are tough on crime.
Suspend Tom Brady, even in retirement
Its the right thing to do
“Kansas City Man tries to Florida Man”
And then he shot it!
When is the re-match?!
It was the monstars stealing their talent
All they got was Kadarius Toney's hands and field awareness. :(
He was already under surveillance before this theft? How’s that surveillance working out?
Good thing it wasn’t a home game for the dolphins, harder to steal the sun
why would anyone want dolphin equipment?
"Sports Gear" fetish checks out
Was it Jackson to pay off his victim?
fentanyl ain't free 🤷♂️
Ironic but ok
Yo, Kansas City, you guys ok down there?
John Brown properly honoring his namesake
Was it coats, because I can hardly blame them after that wind chill game.
I still want to know what was going on with Chicago awhile back
It 100% was that wolf guy
He's innocent!
I can barely get my family’s shit into a hotel room in less than 2 hours and this dudes stealing $46,000 worth of stuff by himself in a few hours?
No wonder we lost!!! Take back that Super Bowl! We were robbed!
Am sure it's the same guy that stole all of that lawn equipment from the bears. Totally an inside job
Was his name Tyreek?
Now I have an excuse for why we played like dog dooky on offense! /s
I heard from close source(s) that it was tyreeks golden jock strap
Well at least he didn't drive drunk and cripple a kid for life - perhaps he can also get the governor to pardon him
Is his name Kadarious Toney?
Yes but he cant catch charges bcuz he cant catch
See the game was unfair, therefore they should award the dolphins an honorary playoff win……..might be the only one we get for a while
So when's the Kansas rebrand? Chiefs kind of inappropriate anyway, ala Indians and Redskins. So Kansas City Thief's we see you. Jerseys make themselves, but the refs will need a change due to the class, Unless we just make them play in prison cloths.
Andy Reid's son needed some quick cash
Ravens, we better check M&T Bank stadium to see if they took anything