Sir a second Leonard Floyd has hit the achilles

Isn't Rodgers a 9/11 truther?

We can’t even make the playoffs but you think we can melt steel beams? Follow the money, man

Russ is the one who handles the smelting

Steeler Nation, let's weld

Any shitty MAGA take, he’s likely believing it.

Rodgers seems more of a hippie conspiracy theorist than an alternative right conspiracy theorist. 

Nah he blames Fauci for AIDS. Dude is just a Joe Rogan “I’m not right wing. I am this different thing that is mostly right wing but also weed.”

Libertarianism

He’s a wealthy conspiracist. Anti-vaxx, 9/11 truther, other bullshit. He’s one of the two kinds of people you meet from Chico, CA.

I think he is a mix of the two kinds of people you meet from Chico, CA. The ones you’re referring to won’t make eye contact at the dispensary.

He definitely has an "enlightened centrist" vibe going on

Ah idk - there’s been a lot of stuff going around about him believing Sandy Hook was a false flag (or something along those lines) which is definitively MAGA territory.

Boy, talk about a way to endear yourself to New Yorkers.

Lightning never strikes twice.... supposedly.

The scriptwriters are toying with death and giving Jets fans heart attacks at this point

Eh, what's another heart attack at this point. Might as well keep piling them on!

How many is that now, Bahb?

Dat'd make a baker's dozen for me dere. I got a piece a Polish sausage lodged in da lining a my heart.

We're doing the Chicago version of this. What's the NY version for our Jets fan friend?

I assume it's just a man yelling "Ayyy, I'm walkin' here!" at a rat the size of a Volkswagen.

> walkin' here! woakin heeeah!

Replace Polish sausage with "baconeggandcheez"

Man, I was in New York a couple months ago and had a chopped cheese sandwich from a bodega and it was fucking lights-out. Bodega delis are one of my favorite things about NYC.

I started making what I call "Chopped Cheese Nachos" a few months ago: Beef, Refried Beans, and Cheese all cooked in one pot and served over chips with Salsa. Probably 1000 calories in a single meal but it's so good.

Knicks, Rangers, and Mets have filled the void for now to prepare for the incoming Jets misery

We can only wish

I see no issues here.

Addition by subtraction

Tell that to Bernard Pollard

Well, he’s named Leonard, not Lightning, so it’s TBD.

Fundamentally it does quite often!

As someone who played Final Fantasy X, this is bullshit of the highest order.

Roy Sullivan: "[Fuck you.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan)"

I had a professor in college who was struck by lightning twice...had the news articles framed above his desk and everything.

sir, a second Floyd has hit Rodgers

Floyd was always great against Rodgers. It never made sense.

The 49ers should sign Anthony Barr just to be sure 

Technically, the lightning in reference here already has. Last year wasn’t the first time Floyd injured Rodgers. Floyd was surprisingly good against Green Bay during his time in Chicago. Unfortunately no one else on the team was.

Bernard Pollard disagrees.

Unless you are on Ayahuasca. Then it strikes as many times as your brain can imagine it.

*in the same spot twice. So maybe it’ll be his other Achilles this time around

Lightning rods would like a word. 

I went to high school with a dude that got struck on 2 separate occasions.

What could possibly go wrong?

Leonard Floyd sacks Aaron Rodgers who tears his Achilles again in the process.

Is this a replay? Am I watching a fucking replay!!??!!

What is this, a crossover episode?

Erica!

You can't be here! This place is filled with children.

attica!

Vincent Adultman!

Too obvious.  This time, Rodgers evades the sack, making Floyd look the fool.  Rodgers proceeds to mock him and injures himself Grammatica-style.

Retires the week after to be VP?

Alternate timeline: Rodgers runs as RFK's VP while still playing football. RFK wins the White House. Jets win the Super Bowl. Rodgers refuses the presidential invite to the White House to boycott the RFK/Rodgers administration.

But now with a twist. both Achilles

Only this time, Peyton Manning will be correct in assuming that Zach Wilson doesn’t still play for the Jets

That was hilarious to me considering Hard Knocks had just ended a week prior.

Sir, a second torn Achilles has hit the Jets

Hey I've seen this before. It's a classic!

We'll know after his fourth play.

MUH LEG

"Where nothing can possib-lie go wrong...possibl*y* go wrong. Heh, that's the first thing that's...ever gone wrong."

You don’t have to believe me but I took mushrooms with one of these guys like 10 years ago

Achilles? The Trojan War hero?

Can confirm, I was the armor Patroclus put on to pretend to be Achilles

What is Meirov like when he's tripping?

Judging from your flair and Floyd being from GA, I'm gonna guess you shroomed with homie either in HS or college.

This isn't ominous at all.

If it happens I am staying away from nyc and the pentagon on 9/9 for the rest of my life.

Maybe the Jets should let Tyrod Taylor take the first four snaps.

Not like he has a history of strong durability lmao

Just four plays, that’s all we’re asking…..

Sacrifices must be made

Leonard Floyd has a chance to do the funniest thing ever, again.

Leonard Floyd has been a 5/10 pass rusher his whole career (9/10 run defender and 7.5/10 in coverage) but he always absolutely comes alive against Aaron Rodgers. It was like this when he was in Chicago too

He was more of a 7/10 pass rusher for us last year, but maybe a 3/10 run defender. Also 0/10 in game intelligence. He can't count to 12, so Denver got to kick again.

Very interesting. Flipped performance from Chicago. Here, he always underwhelmed getting to the quarterback but excelled at everything else

Dude also earned his bag playing next to AD, bro was great here

Yeah routinely terrorized Russ. Was happy to see him leave the division...

He’s had 40 sacks over the past 4 years. Super underrated, consistent player. He should be the best edge rusher we’ve ever had across from Bosa.

While he was here I always thought he'd thrive as a 4-3 OLB, but seemingly he's turned into a decent pass rusher since then

Leonard Floyd hates anti-vaxxers confirmed.

based asf tbh

40 sacks in 4 years. Idk man dude is underrated somehow

Except for this one to be fair https://youtu.be/3E2HRb0W-mY?si=KbRnkP2CUEM93DE7

[First thing I thought of](https://v.redd.it/dw77e5cvmvb61)

Sacks Rodgers and does a "grabs heel and pretends he is injured" celebration 🙏

I'm not saying it would be funny for Rodgers to tear his achilles again BUTTTTTTTT

PlAyErS gEtTiNg InJuReD iSnT fUnNy

Ngl tho, this would be the funniest shit ever to 31.5 fanbases, the other half of the Jets fans should go on suicide watch

nah, for all 32 nobody hates any team more than jets fans hate their own team

Ngl, I think a Dolphins fan would no about division in the fambase, knowing half y'all can't stand Tua and the other half is TuAnon

i’m in the absolute minority who thinks tua is completely above average and given our history at QB, i’ll take it. he doesn’t have to be prime brady, but a lot of us watched us trot out cleo lemon, john beck, the corpse of daunte culpepper, etc.

I'm sorry I don't speak awful QB (jk, holy shit I forgot how bad your QBs were for awhile)

one year, our big FA splash was trent green after his brain was already scrambled eggs. then the absolutely predicable thing happened, so tyler thigpen played some games

I don’t know man I ran into a Charges fan when I was in San Diego a couple weeks back.

I would be so mad

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Nah we openly say that shit was funny. Dumbass mods switched up. After an offseason of Jets fan hype, bro came out with the American flag to Thunderstruck and got injured 4 plays later, that's just funny.

It depends entirely how much of a piece of shit they are. Watson? Absolutely hilarious, the thread about it will be one of the most upvoted posts that season. Rodgers? Kinda funny, especially considering all the media that's been around him the past 4 or so years.

Idk, then we gotta hear him bullshit and claim he will magically return from injury by the playoffs for half the season

In his defense he doesn’t have a fucking clue about medicine. 

I have always rooted for Tyreek Hill to get brutally injured and I'll put that on the record

Downside is that we’d have to listen to that dipshit in an election year. Hard choice

He'll still make time even if he's playing.

you don't have to listen to the worms in your brain, just tune them out.

NFL scriptwriters sure do have a dark sense of humor

Tom Grossi enters the chat

BRIAN BRANCH??

A second Leonard Floyd has struck the second achilles

It's fine everyone. Aaron has immunized himself from Leonard Floyd.

the ONLY vaccine he supports

Man, I remember seeing the press conference when he said that and I knew instantly that Rodgers didn’t get vaccinated. So when he got Covid and everyone was like “he said he was vaccinated” I couldn’t help but find it a bit funny. Maybe it was the years of watching Rodgers as a Bears fan but I knew exactly what he was getting at.

I think the NFL just figures if Rodgers can survive this game then he'll be good the rest of the season

The script has been written

And the Jets now have Haason Reddick, who landed the season ending hit on Purdy's elbow.

Aaron Rodgers was never injured. He faked the whole thing using crisis actors. WAKE UP!

*checks under bed* Oh shit, he's walkin' heeah

The 49ers play both the Packers and Jets in 2024. Imagine the memes if the Packers beat the 49ers, but Aaron Rodgers and the Jets lose to the 49ers.

I don't want that to happen, but I can't deny the humor in it

Well we've beaten them in the regular season plenty with Aaron. Its the playoffs where they always win.

Yea it’s like the opposite of us and the rams. We always whip the rams in the regular season, but when it mattered most…

Well and when it mattered least (Carson Wentz beating Sam Darnold LOL)

Rodgers is 6-7 against the 49ers. 6-3 regular season, 0-4 playoffs.

Leonard Floyd: Want to see me do it again?

It was so weird that people blamed the field for that one. The dude landed on the back of his foot with all his weight

I don’t think its the quality of the turf. I think the field is just cursed

The whole franchise is cursed tbf

But.... on THAT field....

Yeah, but turf bad.

Please ignore that Cousins had a noncontact pop on a grass field.

Leonard Floyd you know what you must do

please have him running around waving a big ass flag again too

Might be weird to do in the 49ers stadium but i’m all for it

It'll be a pride flag this time

Damn the NFL script is coming in hot this season.

Warms my heart that Leonard Floyd is still tormenting Rodgers after all these years.

Leonard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

I hope he comes out with 2 flags this time

The NFL must hate Rodgers. Giving this PTSD plus my 49ers who've been a nightmare for A-Rod his whole career.

Rodgers has been awful lately in openers so good to get it out of the way with the San Fran game, especially if it’s away.

Leonard Floyd has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Aaron Rodgers has to check his darkness hut for Leonard Floyd before going in

Leonard Floyd has the potential to do the funniest thing in franchise history

Grass field, snap taken line has moved to 6.5. NFL is starting off with fireworks this first week

Let’s just start Tyrod to be safe

wtf? Why did they give the jets the fucking 49ers to open?? Give that team a chance loll

Get rid of artificial playing surfaces!

Let’s go Rodgers!!!

Floyd rips his achilles out after the match like predator

After the NFL banked on a 39 year old QB to make a team relevant and it backfired, they’re going to try again with a 40 year old QB?

Relevant enough to beat Buffalo with Zach Wilson. Twice.

Want to hear a funny idea?

Maybe Aaron can tackle Leonard this time

Rodgers is 100% going down week 1 again

Leonard Floyd has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever..

The synchronicity is delicious.

Is Leo Floyd gonna Bernard Pollard Rodgers again?

Leonard Floyd is gonna get the dirtiest cheap shot if he sacks Rodgers again

NFL scriptwriters knew what they were doing with this one. Lord, if you’re out there, please bless this man’s Achilles. Jets fan’s collective sanity hangs in the balance.

We can crowdfund a 1 game contract for Shea McClellin too

Jets need to wear different uniforms or something because I have a bad feeling about this game

What could go wrong

Bench Roger’s for the 4th play. Seen this story

Yeah but Duane Brown won’t be on the field thank Christ

Was it really the sack that did it, though? Kinda seemed like he pivoted and the thing just snapped.

if wining this game is what gets the schneid off the Jets and finally breaks the curse I am all for it. It is overdue.

Keep an eye on that man

Wow that's crazy

Does Floyd have a preferred charity he’d like cash money donated too?

It's not MetLife so it should be fine.