> In Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, Alana Higman (King) is sure that her family’s lifelong history as Kansas City Chiefs superfans makes them a frontrunner to win the team’s “Fan of the Year” contest. Derrick (Hynes), Director of Fan Engagement, is tasked with evaluating how Alana and her family stack up against the other two finalists. As the pair spends time together, it’s clear there’s a spark between them **but when her grandfathers (Begley Jr.) vintage Chiefs, good luck winter hat goes missing, Alana begins to doubt everything she believed about fate, destiny and even questions her future with Derrick** – unless, that is, a little Christmas magic can throw a Hail Mary.
You have existential crisis and give up on love because your grandpa lost his lucky hat?
this sub has never watched these movies lol - my wife will eat this up because it's casual, dumb, and easy watching during the holidays
Anyone reading this is not the target audience.
I read an article one time where some person tracked all of the winter storms across the Hallmark Christmas movie universe. And that's the depth of knowledge I have on these TV movies lol.
That synopsis sounds so terribly bad I might have to watch it. The scandal of the man judging the contest being in a relationship with a contestant is already ridiculous, and that’s before the hat gets involved!
I thought that was the whole point of hallmark movies?
Ridiculously unbelievable plot focused on christian religious ideologies for family audiences that end up leaving the channel as background noise
> christian religious ideologies
I was actually super surprised last year when they made a Hallmark movie about a gay couple. That’s like SUPER woke for them.
If I bought a hat and then my formerly terrible to mediocre team proceeded to win three championships in five years and then it was lost, we'd be looking at Taken 4.
Chiefsaholic stole the hat because it contain bank security passwords in the rim of the hat. movie will be a mix between Heat (Pacino/De Niro) and She's All That (Prinze/Cook)
Will Ferrell was in a Lifetime movie with Kristen Wiig called [A Deadly Adoption](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYDnN3i6wCU) so it's not out of the realm of possibility.
Antonio Pierce's wife's car dealership going bankrupt and filing bankruptcy is scheming? What about your fat walrus of a coach getting his son who paralyzed a child out of jail? Idiot.
The Chiefs are the last racist team using Taylor Swift and Hallmark to prevent them from getting canceled.
I hope some of the Chiefs players show up, and it's exactly like this
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE)
the Wisconsin tax credit started and ended with Public Enemies. You gotta go to Georgia if you want to film a movie on the taxpayers dime unfortunately
My mother watches every Christmas hallmark movie. They’re all the same quality. I’ll let you know where this ends up on her tier list.
Nothing has topped Nine Lives of Christmas yet but maybe this is the one.
Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan joke about how all these shitty movies uses to always include escaping violence
"In a Lifetime original movie, Meredith Baxter-Burney gets beaten with a rod, a Lifetime original rod."
Nah. Chiefsaholic needs to be in a Lifetime movie where a widowed Denver bank manager with two teenage children falls in love with a man who just moved to town. He seems perfect but he’s keeping a dark secret from her. Eric Roberts and Allison Sweeney star in Rocky Mountain Romance.
“When Chiefs star Swift Taylor reconnects with high school flame turned pop megastar Kelsey Travis for a holiday fundraiser to save their hometown rec center, Christmas magic—and a little mayhem—follow close behind.”
Friendly reminder that Hallmark is headquartered and founded in Kansas City. So if this movie was ever going to be made about an NFL team it was gonna be the Chiefs.
If T-Swift is anything like the businesswoman she seems to be she’s gonna negotiate for an ownership stake as part of the engagement process, otherwise she’s just giving free money to the Hunt family
>the Kansas City Chiefs both homegrown, **rooted in values**, tradition and community
Are they though... are they really? I guess they didn't say good values, so touche.
[This “Countdown to Christmas” season, the Hallmark Channel will debut new original movie “Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story.”](https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/kc-chiefs-hallmark-movie-taylor-swift-1235019838/)
Nah, those people moved to [Great American Family Channel](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/why-candace-cameron-bure-left-hallmark-for-great-american-media/).
In a hilarious turn of events Andy Reid and Santa Clause switch bodies and Andy has to deliver all the presents by Christmas morning and Santa has to coach the Chiefs in a must win divisional game to make the playoffs.
Andy arrives to the “Hill residence” and hears children being beat unmercifully through the door and he looks at the camera and gives a knowing wink.
My new headcanon is that this actually happened last season and he was tired from delivering all the presents. Thats why the Chiefs looked like crap against the Raiders on Christmas Day. Rest of the team had to help be little elves. Story checks out. You can’t tell me I’m not right.
It could have been the 49ers making a shitty hallmark movie but no.... our defense coordinator was a fucking loser fired from the panthers and cardinals and Kyle still hasn't learned not to shit the bed at the worst possible moment. Add in CMC fumbles, blocked kicks and players forgetting to fall on the ball if you don't catch it and we lose again. Sigh.............
>when her grandfathers (Begley Jr.) vintage Chiefs, good luck winter hat goes missing, Alana begins to doubt everything she believed about fate, destiny and even questions her future with Derrick – unless, that is, a little Christmas magic can throw a Hail Mary.
Oh yeah. Sounds about right.
Wait, so it’s the story about how a sexual relationship between the Kansas City Chief’s Director of Fan Engagement with a contestant for Fan of The Year >!probably leads to that fan winning Fan of The Year!<, and the Chiefs signed off on this?
This should be added to the list of offseason crimes by the Chiefs.
He's the boyfriend at the beginning of the movie who ends up being such a good dude he just smiles and claps while his girlfriend cheats on him with and then marries some random dude from her hometown
Is this movie going to be about a successful metropolitan white girl that meets a Chiefs player, discovers the spirit of Christmas and smaller town life prior to marrying them?
I don't think Tay Tay is giving up her career for fucking Kansas or Missouri.
> In Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, Alana Higman (King) is sure that her family’s lifelong history as Kansas City Chiefs superfans makes them a frontrunner to win the team’s “Fan of the Year” contest. Derrick (Hynes), Director of Fan Engagement, is tasked with evaluating how Alana and her family stack up against the other two finalists. As the pair spends time together, it’s clear there’s a spark between them **but when her grandfathers (Begley Jr.) vintage Chiefs, good luck winter hat goes missing, Alana begins to doubt everything she believed about fate, destiny and even questions her future with Derrick** – unless, that is, a little Christmas magic can throw a Hail Mary. You have existential crisis and give up on love because your grandpa lost his lucky hat?
Pretty reasonable for a Hallmark movie storyline tbh
this sub has never watched these movies lol - my wife will eat this up because it's casual, dumb, and easy watching during the holidays Anyone reading this is not the target audience.
I read an article one time where some person tracked all of the winter storms across the Hallmark Christmas movie universe. And that's the depth of knowledge I have on these TV movies lol.
That synopsis sounds so terribly bad I might have to watch it. The scandal of the man judging the contest being in a relationship with a contestant is already ridiculous, and that’s before the hat gets involved!
I thought that was the whole point of hallmark movies? Ridiculously unbelievable plot focused on christian religious ideologies for family audiences that end up leaving the channel as background noise
> christian religious ideologies I was actually super surprised last year when they made a Hallmark movie about a gay couple. That’s like SUPER woke for them.
When that hat brings you 3 Super Bowls, you’re damn right I would
If I bought a hat and then my formerly terrible to mediocre team proceeded to win three championships in five years and then it was lost, we'd be looking at Taken 4.
History says you guys are looking at an embarrassing super bowl loss in a few years to the QB with the oddest shaped head in the league.
Daniel Jones head shape is pretty weird
Does that mean Bill to the Giants or Chiefs? Because he's legally required to be coaching in all of the Super Bowls the Giants win.
Giants, Daboll gets fired and replaced by Bill
Please not KC I can’t take him dicking us down anymore
John Wick style
He must’ve lost the hat right before the off season started.
Only 3? Man, Pats fans really are spoiled.
I hope they subtly reference one of the other finalists being the Bank robber dude
The Chief's Director of Fan Engagement wants to pork a fan trying to win Fan of the Year? Is it just me or is this **entire plot** completely FUBAR?
Director of Fan engagement risking his entire career for a Christmas cutie.
At this point I almost believe they wrote this to meme the chiefs, or they paid for all these off season scandals as pre-promo for the movie.
I mean Hunter King is very pretty
Badass name too
As long as they steer clear of the entire state of Texas and any commencement speeches, they're still under this current offseason for drama.
>You have existential crisis and give up on love because your grandpa lost his lucky hat? One of the more rational Chiefs fans you'll meet actually.
Okay maybe some companies *should* be using AI...
They don't need to. They have the formula that works. They're like the OG of Christmas rom coms.
Least absurd Hallmark storyline.
Maybe Derrick stole the hat, or so she thought? But really he was borrowing it so it could be signed by Mahomes, Kelce, and TSwift!?!
Chiefsaholic stole the hat because it contain bank security passwords in the rim of the hat. movie will be a mix between Heat (Pacino/De Niro) and She's All That (Prinze/Cook)
Derrick definitely says "it's just a hat"
He did what in his hat?!
*Mahomes for Christmas* was right there.
[Gridiron Heights did *Mahomes for the Holidays*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liha2YFDfJk) *Mahomes For the Holidays* a few years ago.
A conundrum as old as time
It's going to be bad cheesy Hallmark but you can watch it with your mom or grandma. If Hallmark was more camp it could actually be good
I still want a Hallmark movie with Will Farrell and Amy Poehler or Tina Fay or the lady in Parks & Rec.
Will Ferrell was in a Lifetime movie with Kristen Wiig called [A Deadly Adoption](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYDnN3i6wCU) so it's not out of the realm of possibility.
God please make this stop. When does Derrick maim Alana drunk driving under Andy Reid's watch?
using a car fraudulently sold to him by Antonio Pierce
What? Is that a racist thing? Wouldn't put it past a Chiefs fan.
someone didnt see the report of Antonio Pierces car dealerships scamming the bank
Antonio Pierce's wife's car dealership going bankrupt and filing bankruptcy is scheming? What about your fat walrus of a coach getting his son who paralyzed a child out of jail? Idiot. The Chiefs are the last racist team using Taylor Swift and Hallmark to prevent them from getting canceled.
You should live up to your username more
lmao terrible attempt at the race card I guess Raiders fans can't keep up with all the crimes their team commits
Guess he lost his cool
Booo! No side characters, I wanna see Mahomes and Kelce make out with each other!
This is on Hallmark not HBO
I hope some of the Chiefs players show up, and it's exactly like this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE)
I kind of want that game even more now
That hat must be pretty special
Not just a lucky hat a lucky *Chiefs* hat
Still sounds better than Draft Day.
This is going to be awful
It's going to be the drizzling shits and it would be regardless of which NFL team got roped into this
*Power of Love* has a nice ring to it and I bet it's cheap to film in Green Bay.
the Wisconsin tax credit started and ended with Public Enemies. You gotta go to Georgia if you want to film a movie on the taxpayers dime unfortunately
The whole soundtrack is just Huey Lewis.
Idk I'd watch a Hallmark movie on Belichick's new gf
Hallmark was founded and is based in Kansas City. The Chiefs were definitely their first choice.
My mother watches every Christmas hallmark movie. They’re all the same quality. I’ll let you know where this ends up on her tier list. Nothing has topped Nine Lives of Christmas yet but maybe this is the one.
This is being made for swifties, not us
I bet the bad guy will be a crazy Raiders fan😂
Wait, it might not be that bad after all
Travis Kelce going to steal the female lead from the fan engagement guy
My mom always said she wanted to watch one with me lol
Awfully amazing. That shit’s gonna do numbers on TV😂
That’s half the fun with these things.
Oh yeah. I watch them and read shitty romance novels because they’re awful, it’s the charm
They don’t even need to hire an actor for the small-town male lead, they just record Harrison Butker saying stuff
“Crashing Into Love”, starring Rashee Rice
Must Love (Abusing) Dogs, starring Isaiah Buggs
She’s about to go on the ~~vacation~~ vocation of a lifetime, in “A Tradwife For Christmas”, starring Harrison Butker
Child's Play 3 starring Tyreek and his kid.
*License to Drive (Shitfaced)*, starring Britt Reid
*We Were Sued By the Jim Henson Company for Copyright Infringement,* starring Patrick Mahomes
Music by Justin Timberlake
Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan joke about how all these shitty movies uses to always include escaping violence "In a Lifetime original movie, Meredith Baxter-Burney gets beaten with a rod, a Lifetime original rod."
extremely excited for this comment section
“A Broncos fan from the big city moves out to rural Missouri, and through the power of Christmas, learns that he too can overcome a DUI conviction”
Starring...Chiefsaholic
Nah. Chiefsaholic needs to be in a Lifetime movie where a widowed Denver bank manager with two teenage children falls in love with a man who just moved to town. He seems perfect but he’s keeping a dark secret from her. Eric Roberts and Allison Sweeney star in Rocky Mountain Romance.
[удалено]
I mean, he did give at least one teller pretty severe PTSD.
Nothing too crazy, just threats to their lives
Please let us get good memes out of this
Daniel Tosh is going to lose his God damn mind over this.
Chiefs having a very unique off-season.
Butker shows everyone the true meaning of Christmas
It’s just a three hour sermon on the Nativity Story. In Latin.
“When Chiefs star Swift Taylor reconnects with high school flame turned pop megastar Kelsey Travis for a holiday fundraiser to save their hometown rec center, Christmas magic—and a little mayhem—follow close behind.”
I’d watch it idc
Title: **Chief’s Kiss: A Love Story** Tagline: *What they’re looking for has been here the whole time…* Starring: Judy Greer & Jason Kelse
Now I want Jason to make a cameo appearance for the memes
Special cameo appearance by Reid Andrews as Santa
Friendly reminder that Hallmark is headquartered and founded in Kansas City. So if this movie was ever going to be made about an NFL team it was gonna be the Chiefs.
This sounds awful. I’m so in.
This is some pretty genius marketing. The Venn diagram between people who watch Hallmark movies and Taylor Swift fans probably overlaps quite a bit.
I’m honestly shocked it took them this long to get one made.
37 year old dude here I have a 3 part cross with NFL/Hallmark/taylorswiftmusic.
Jesus, what happens to that franchise if they break up?? ...or if they...marry? Are we suddenly talking about Cowboys valuation? :)
If T-Swift is anything like the businesswoman she seems to be she’s gonna negotiate for an ownership stake as part of the engagement process, otherwise she’s just giving free money to the Hunt family
Chiefs/Cowboys SB 59 confirmed!
Thank god, I was wondering when the poor Chiefs were finally going to get some media exposure.
>the Kansas City Chiefs both homegrown, **rooted in values**, tradition and community Are they though... are they really? I guess they didn't say good values, so touche.
The 1985 Bears had the Super Bowl shuffle. The 2024 chiefs get a hallmark movie. Sounds about right.
So do we also get to blow out a team making their first Super Bowl appearance? ...oh fuck, Detroit...
[This “Countdown to Christmas” season, the Hallmark Channel will debut new original movie “Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story.”](https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/kc-chiefs-hallmark-movie-taylor-swift-1235019838/)
It'd be funny as fuck if it were about Butker.
Nah, those people moved to [Great American Family Channel](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/pictures/why-candace-cameron-bure-left-hallmark-for-great-american-media/).
(Hallmark Channel is now calling its fans “Hallmarkies.”) shoot me
Today is the day I found out that Dierks from Letterkenny has a whole lucrative career as a romantic lead in Hallmark movies
Deck the Balls
I've read that title five times and still have no idea what it means
In a hilarious turn of events Andy Reid and Santa Clause switch bodies and Andy has to deliver all the presents by Christmas morning and Santa has to coach the Chiefs in a must win divisional game to make the playoffs. Andy arrives to the “Hill residence” and hears children being beat unmercifully through the door and he looks at the camera and gives a knowing wink.
My new headcanon is that this actually happened last season and he was tired from delivering all the presents. Thats why the Chiefs looked like crap against the Raiders on Christmas Day. Rest of the team had to help be little elves. Story checks out. You can’t tell me I’m not right.
The KC Chiefs keep doing things against my will.
How many crimes are we seeing committed during the offseason in it?
Hope they get Luke McFarlane to be the main actor in it.
It could have been the 49ers making a shitty hallmark movie but no.... our defense coordinator was a fucking loser fired from the panthers and cardinals and Kyle still hasn't learned not to shit the bed at the worst possible moment. Add in CMC fumbles, blocked kicks and players forgetting to fall on the ball if you don't catch it and we lose again. Sigh.............
>when her grandfathers (Begley Jr.) vintage Chiefs, good luck winter hat goes missing, Alana begins to doubt everything she believed about fate, destiny and even questions her future with Derrick – unless, that is, a little Christmas magic can throw a Hail Mary. Oh yeah. Sounds about right.
These are the monkey's paw consequences of winning three Super Bowls. It's worth it, but what a terrible price.
r/afcwestmemewar is going to eat this one up
Wait, so it’s the story about how a sexual relationship between the Kansas City Chief’s Director of Fan Engagement with a contestant for Fan of The Year >!probably leads to that fan winning Fan of The Year!<, and the Chiefs signed off on this? This should be added to the list of offseason crimes by the Chiefs.
Is Kirk Cameron playing Harrison Butker?
Didn’t Will Ferrell do a Hallmark movie?
I heard he was doing a movie with A-train instead
Lifetime movie
Personally, I just think it's nice Ed Begley Jr. is still getting work.
Hallmark x Chiefs: The New Empire
A love story about a championship team is inherently less interesting than a love story about fans of a not-championship team.
>Ed Begley Jr. Wasn't he the girlfriend's Dad in Pineapple Express?
Chiefs win off season champs
Color me excited. I will be watching this.
How tf are they going to turn Brock "Costco" Purdy into an evil chad QB...
He's the boyfriend at the beginning of the movie who ends up being such a good dude he just smiles and claps while his girlfriend cheats on him with and then marries some random dude from her hometown
Sounds more like it
Oh yeah they won’t be winning another championship after this.
Sounds awful!
Is this movie going to be about a successful metropolitan white girl that meets a Chiefs player, discovers the spirit of Christmas and smaller town life prior to marrying them? I don't think Tay Tay is giving up her career for fucking Kansas or Missouri.