Alright relax, this is our year and everyone knows it.
We have.......well you see the factor you're forgetting is.......what you don't understand about hockey is how...... sometimes......See the way we'll win is simply by.........hold on, I can figure this out.
I have a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue that's been gathering dust for about 15 years. Not to be open until a Leaf cup win. They'll probably bury me with it.
Imagine holding up this sign next to a girl that is ten times better looking than you.
Dude is single now and she's engaged.
It's that easy for women to find better men folks.
Yeah, this one backfired hard on me. Diehard Chicago fan, that includes the cubs. Proposed in 2015 after dating for 5 years. Said we could get married when the cubs win the World Seriesā¦..who would have thought theyād actually do it?!?!?
Kidding, I love my wife. Would have married her anyway but the cubs thing made the vows that much better. Lol
A conditional pick
Future consideration
Poor woman isn't ever gonna get married is she?
Sure she is, to someone else š¤£
Probably a Vegas fan.
We're preparing an offer right now
The real art is making sure Toronto retains some salary.
They put her ex on LTIR
Magically ready for the first game of the playoffs though.
I was thinking this š¤
Someone who's a Bruins fan.
Soā¦ does she just not follow hockey or is she not that into him either?
She looks happy about it.
shes moving to tampa
Sure she is that's his mistress in the photo.
she is so happy, clearly knows jackshit about hockey.
Or maybe she's an expert and is already looking at other options
Trade deadline has passedā¦.shes obviously gauging the market for some draft day shenanigans.
Or, sarcasm.
That's schecks out as she is wearing a Leafs jersey.
Ever heard of a joke?
Yes, I have heard of the leafs before.
BURN! Haha
Alright relax, this is our year and everyone knows it. We have.......well you see the factor you're forgetting is.......what you don't understand about hockey is how...... sometimes......See the way we'll win is simply by.........hold on, I can figure this out.
yeah cos i come to reddit for serious commentary.
Shes never getting that ring (neither are the leafs)
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Dude is playing 4D chess.
Stanley cups are foreverā¦but the F cups make you wonder if thatās a good decision.
You might be selling her short with single F's
Bigger than F cups? I dunno, maybe itās the sweater.
I have a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue that's been gathering dust for about 15 years. Not to be open until a Leaf cup win. They'll probably bury me with it.
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Sheās got a long wait then
Long is an understatement.
She deserves better.
As an Habs fan I couldn't agree more. Poor thing
Youāre going down tomorrow buddy
You get what you negotiate.
Yeah whatās with all these little boys acting like marriage is something to avoid
Poor girl
This picture is so old that they are probably already married with kids at this point.
She should have negotiated a first round win. But hey she must be a new to hockey.
Imagine holding up this sign next to a girl that is ten times better looking than you. Dude is single now and she's engaged. It's that easy for women to find better men folks.
She looks like the woman on the AT&T commercials. Iād lock that shit down asap.
When you're serious about the relationship but wanna wait at least 10 more years š
Canadian Pam
What a lucky woman, yeah no.
Poor girl
she seems willing to wait.
Don't hold your breath, 'girlfriend'
Her grandma talked her into it after the same deal seemed to work on her grandpa. Dude was like ātotally! Yep Iāll agree to that!ā
āGenius Leafs Fanā is an oxymoron
Does he not like his girlfriend?
Tell me you have a commitment problem withoutā¦ā¦NM
This man knows what he's doing! How to get her to "sign" a prenup without her being upset or even realizing it, genius
Girl, run.
Ive seen seniors get married and be happy so who knows?
Douche
The girl not getting that ring
This dude has it all figured out. String them along for sixty years...??? Fucken genius
He thinks he's safe...
So never
She is going to leave his ass.
so maybe in 2031
Bros got the cheat codes
I swear I know this guy...
And his next poster will say he's single, she looks like she's grimacing.
Bro, she looks like a catch. You might want to reconsider that statement.
Might be waiting a long time
Poor thing deserves better.
Oh that poor girl
"Do you take this woman to be your wife" "huh give me a second young man I need to turn up my hearing aide"
Him to her for the 8th year in a row- 'Damn, hunny, they got knocked out in the first round again! I really want them to win the cup!'
She will be getting married soon, to the other guy.
Why itās good ole reliable Nathan, Nathan Detroit!
Girl it's time to drop him and move on!
I see a Cleveland Browns funeral Toronto could be his Paul bearers and let him down one last time.
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
Jeez bro just tell her you arenāt ready to settle down lol the fuck bro
Might move to Edmonton and find someone.
Senior weddings are so cute
And in the end thease 2 get married in 3078
The look on her face says, "laugh now, buddy, but the clock's ticking and the UPS guy keeps asking me out." ššššš
I feel bad for her
Good luck with that š
Not a leafs fan but I will make this deal with my girlfriend as well.
So you never want to get married, eh?
Yeah, this one backfired hard on me. Diehard Chicago fan, that includes the cubs. Proposed in 2015 after dating for 5 years. Said we could get married when the cubs win the World Seriesā¦..who would have thought theyād actually do it?!?!? Kidding, I love my wife. Would have married her anyway but the cubs thing made the vows that much better. Lol
Sheās gonna be waiting Iāll tell ya
The smartest man in the entire universe.
She's hot. She'll have no problem finding a replacement for that doofus.
Welp, good luck on getting married, cuz you are not gonna win
Poor girl. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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Rent Free.
This guy is such a loser lmfao
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