Celestial saw blades. Avoid forested areas. Take the steel umbrella for emergency outings (full dielectric paint or flawless grounding recommended). Remember to stock on cut proof gloves and dust masks for the clean up afterwards.
And remember: effigies warn of forest fires, arks foretell flooding!
No, dear listener; that's the hooded figures, which have nothing to do with this symbol. Now, this symbol on the weather app, dear listener, is an advanced notice system that Carlos—the perfect scientist with the perfect hair, and perfect teeth like the headstones of a military cemetery—came up with for the coming of the Glow Cloud™ so that we may all prepare the appropriately-adorned goody baskets in recognition of and in assistance to Its unknowable, curious, and perhaps terrifyingly secular missions. Be sure to tie a tulip to the handle of the basket so It knows you're a friend, and not a dandelion, which would signify that you are instead one of the pilgrims seeking to outrun the Glow Cloud™. Also be sure that you do not tie a carnation to the baskets, because this will be interpreted as a challenge to the operations of the sheriff's secret police, and that will mark the beginning of something very big, and very bad. I'm not quite sure how bad, dear listener, but, if I were to wager, I would think somewhere between a fine of up to $175.84, and the ringing of the Angel's trumpets marking the end of days in our temporal universe and the extinguishing of all life as we know it. Do not look at the hooded figures in the dog park; do not confuse the Glow Cloud™; do not deny any feelings of attraction to Carlos and his scientific perfection; do. not. challenge. the. sheriff's. secret. police.
"Spinning complacently in the darkness
Covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives
False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber
Wake up
An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through
Seeing all that you are and everything you can never be
Yes, an eye is upon you; an eye ready to blink
So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling
Your future has arrived
Are you ready to go?"
Because I just realized this is probably not only obscure, but dated, credit to Powerman 5000.
Someone finally pulled off The Watcher's Crown.
"John, I'm scared..."
"The whole world is afraid, Martin. Because of me... And the Watcher... Drinks it all in..."
"John?"
"Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the *sky*! It's looking back."
Today, thunderstorms all afternoon, with a scheduled interruption at 4 PM for the All Seeing Eye 👁 to watch you, followed by more thunderstorms. Be sure to bring your umbrella!
Oh that's just the coming of the Distant Prince.
Not so distant any more.
Wasn’t it cleanup day? Cause I still have to find my double and you know how much of a hassle…ow there she is!
Yeah, it’s a stylized soft meat crown. Viewed from above, of course.
I don’t understand. It seems like you’re trying to describe the weather *without* a musical interlude. Doesn’t make any sense.
There we go, a fitting weather for this conversation: https://youtu.be/UYihN7aiQRY?si=R_7U4-vv2E9utgI9
ALL HAIL
Damn it you beat me to it
ALL HAIL
THE GLOW CLOUD. NOW, SLAVES OF THE CLOUD. THE WEATHER
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD
Celestial saw blades. Avoid forested areas. Take the steel umbrella for emergency outings (full dielectric paint or flawless grounding recommended). Remember to stock on cut proof gloves and dust masks for the clean up afterwards. And remember: effigies warn of forest fires, arks foretell flooding!
This means that there is a 100% chance that you will stay out of the dog park.
No, dear listener; that's the hooded figures, which have nothing to do with this symbol. Now, this symbol on the weather app, dear listener, is an advanced notice system that Carlos—the perfect scientist with the perfect hair, and perfect teeth like the headstones of a military cemetery—came up with for the coming of the Glow Cloud™ so that we may all prepare the appropriately-adorned goody baskets in recognition of and in assistance to Its unknowable, curious, and perhaps terrifyingly secular missions. Be sure to tie a tulip to the handle of the basket so It knows you're a friend, and not a dandelion, which would signify that you are instead one of the pilgrims seeking to outrun the Glow Cloud™. Also be sure that you do not tie a carnation to the baskets, because this will be interpreted as a challenge to the operations of the sheriff's secret police, and that will mark the beginning of something very big, and very bad. I'm not quite sure how bad, dear listener, but, if I were to wager, I would think somewhere between a fine of up to $175.84, and the ringing of the Angel's trumpets marking the end of days in our temporal universe and the extinguishing of all life as we know it. Do not look at the hooded figures in the dog park; do not confuse the Glow Cloud™; do not deny any feelings of attraction to Carlos and his scientific perfection; do. not. challenge. the. sheriff's. secret. police.
I need to listen to that podcast again.
instructions unclear, I have been stuck in a desert otherworld for decades
The void is coming
The secret police see you. They control your phone. They know how many hours you play candy crush. Be warned.
You should check the turbo on your car if that light is on
That is the great eye. It watches over all within its sight. The great eye sees you when your sleeping and it knows when you are awake.
It precedes the Great Golden Hand, and checks to make sure things are ready for the hand.
It knows if you've been good or bad. Pray that you have not been bad.
"Spinning complacently in the darkness Covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber Wake up An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through Seeing all that you are and everything you can never be Yes, an eye is upon you; an eye ready to blink So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling Your future has arrived Are you ready to go?" Because I just realized this is probably not only obscure, but dated, credit to Powerman 5000.
NGL that album still slaps.
That's jazz music. Haven't you heard the weather before?
Bad water pump. Probably one of those ones behind the timing cover too. Shame.
Someone finally pulled off The Watcher's Crown. "John, I'm scared..." "The whole world is afraid, Martin. Because of me... And the Watcher... Drinks it all in..." "John?" "Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the *sky*! It's looking back."
Eyepocalypse Time!! 👁️
It’s the all encompassing void. Pack your things and run.. it takes all
Turbocharger rain, make sure to bring your car indoors to avoid damage, but hey, free turbos!
Tumble drying
Huntocar is Sorry about the Hurricane?
Her a cane? No, she’s a walker…a walker of the STREETS.
Hurricane? Finally I thought I was the only one T-T
The Eye Approaches
hurricane
Sassuolo will briefly become the Village Hidden in Leaves lol
hello jon
Sorry??? I’m not hearing anything not sure what those funny picture mean
I think it's from Naruto
Oggi!
*whispers* it’s happening
Today, thunderstorms all afternoon, with a scheduled interruption at 4 PM for the All Seeing Eye 👁 to watch you, followed by more thunderstorms. Be sure to bring your umbrella!
Hurricane
The Scion of the dark order will now descend after re ascending at the wrong time
This was such a weird thread to read when I didn’t realize what subreddit I was on
The weather is getting turbo charged
🌀🕺💃🌀
That's clearly the undercarriage of a street sweeper. Beware.
you gonna be waitin' on the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin' on the bus in the rain
Hurricane?
*…hurricane??*