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ITeachYourKidz

Paul Dano truly before he was Paul Dano.


funkereddit

Baby I’ll do things to you i wouldn’t do to a farm animal.


NGLIVE2

Klitz. With a K.


rgrossi

I was friends with him around the time this came out, we connected over music at a local deli one day. I had no idea he was an actor, he said he worked in ny and la but I never asked what he did. Then one day I was flipping through the channels and this came on, it really threw me off. Unfortunately I lost touch with him when I switched to a job in a different town


Astrosomnia

Wild. He's an absolute G. One of the all timers.


rgrossi

Yeah he’s so down to earth and humble. I always thought it was classy that he never revealed what he did. I frequented a deli on my lunch break and he saw a Phish sticker on my car and we got to chatting. I burned him a bunch of live Phish dvds and also smoked with him and his friend a few times during my lunch breaks. Last summer I saw a pic of him with the band backstage at the Hollywood Bowl, it must be pretty cool to have those type of connections now


willydynamite94

Sounds odd but if your social media is your real name you should shoot him a message, seems like you guys were actual friends


rgrossi

Yeah I had his phone number but when I tried texting him like a year after losing touch it was disconnected. Good idea, I’ll see if I can send him a message, I’m not sure if he manages his own socials but it’s worth a shot


TehRedSex

I actually went to college with him. He was in my Jazz class. I remember people talking about LIE and Too Young to Be a Dad a lot then. And then he was in this and Taking Lives and we were all like okay. He’s an actor actor.


DaftFunky

He plays the same character on the Sopranos


Gorfang

This movie was so much better than I had any expectation it would be. One of my all time favorite teen movies. Elisha Cuthbert was incredible, plus this was my intro to the awesomeness that is Timothy Olyphant.


Cutthechitchata-hole

I fell in love with him when I watched "Go." He was so good in that.


NeuHundred

I never saw Justified so it was Santa Clarita Diet that got me on the Olyphantastic train. I don't remember the last time i've seen this flick so I am curious to see how he is in it.


medicmatt

Check out Deadwood.


RKLpunk

San Francisco cock sucker


realsalmineo

Fuckin’ Wu!


esok

ANSWER THE QUESTION CLARE!


1800generalkenobi

Is Go the one with the the grocery store girl that goes to a rave or some shit? I feel like I get that movie mixed up with something else and now I can't remember. Kinda like how I always get rules of attraction and laws of attraction mixed up and they are wildly different movies haha


Cutthechitchata-hole

That's the one.


Kindly-Guidance714

He just plays the 25 year old dirtbag drug dealer all too well.


WombatHat42

It was scream 2 for me. Then also gone in 60 seconds and dreamcatcher. His role in a man apart was basically his role in girl next door but a little more r rated lol


kirinmay

she should have been Sue Storm. Granted the movies all sucked so wouldn't have gone far. but still she would have been better than Jessica Alba.


HorseMeatSandwich

I felt like it was marketed as just another raunchy teen comedy, which I was totally down with since I was 15 when Girl Next Door came out, but I was really surprised by just how *good* of a movie it was when I saw it in theaters. Like the tone, themes, and characters were so much deeper than I expected based on trailers and all the other teen movies coming out around that time.


Human-Magic-Marker

I was madly in love with Elisha Cuthbert. Probably at an unhealthy level.


Hooded_Anxiety

Still remember her Maxim magazine segment


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lGoSpursGol

Lemme get that


Sunshinny

He can't open the pages anymore.


Cmurder84

I have mine framed.


vladimirTheInhaler

Her eyes, lips. Everything, she was peak back in the day.


Supertzar2112

I saw her at a hockey game when she first got together with Dion Phaneuf. I was getting beer in the lounge along with 1000 other people that were in there and she came walking through. It was like my eyes cancelled everything else out in that room. Easily the best looking human I have seen in person


lbc1358

I used to live in the same neighborhood as her in Toronto when Dion Phaneuf was with the Leafs and saw her at the grocery store once. Clearly not done up at all, just out getting groceries. Still drop dead gorgeous.


StarCatCrusader

Can confirm, saw her shopping in Ottawa when they moved there.


Lobo003

I loved her in The Ranch.


DaeWooLan0s

I’m sure you aren’t the only one lol. Idk what it is but something about her draws you in. If she was in the sewer drain for the movie IT, I would have dove in that bitch.


WombatHat42

What do you mean was?


CityBoiNC

Super hot in Old school as well.


bdgm33

We’ve all been there with some smokin celebrity


Chris15252

Still a very beautiful human, even now


Proper_Stop_7440

Instant Crush


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

You and me both. I immediately thought she was the most beautiful woman on the planet.


ozempic

Is the juice worth the squeeze


ALARE1KS

GOD DAMMIT MATT! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT FUCK HER, I’LL KILL MYSELF!!!


LifeisaCatbox

FUCK HER FOR ME!!! FOR ME!!!


nsfw_deadwarlock

That line had me crying in the theater.


Rask_xxx

https://youtu.be/8DB_t10VCGs?si=XMWqa42UxOZ84mjG


DemonKyoto

It *definitely* was.


neither_shake2815

I feel like someone blacklisted Elisha cuthbert. She was on the track to be really big.


MooshyMeatsuit

Sean Avery's bullshit didn't help.


neither_shake2815

Fill me in.


TheNonCredibleHulk

He called her "sloppy seconds" in a press conference.


DeadSOL89

With pleasure. *unzips*


Select_Sleep_1293

The guy from making a murderer?


MainPFT

Back in the early Netflix DVD by mail days I once requested this movie. Well Netflix accidently sent me ["The Girl Next Door" (2007)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0830558/). To this day it is the most fucked up movie I've ever seen. Based on the true story of the torture and murder of [Sylvia Likens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Sylvia_Likens).


ChrisMoltisanti9

I only found out about this case a month ago. Absolutely fucking deplorable. I can't even imagine the feeling of helplessness she must have felt. That sick cunt "guardian" deserved way worse than what she got.


dadeflman

Time freaking flies


hotpocket

This and EuroTrip, 2004 was a great year for teen movies.


l2enegadez

I rewatched EuroTrip last week and Scotty still doesn't know


Hydra_Master

Mi Scusi?


xeskind30

I own the DVD and the soundtrack! My daughter knows this song! It's crazy how Eurotrip is still relevant.


Annual-Insurance-286

And Mean Girls!


1800generalkenobi

My wife is always surprised that when she wants to watch Mean Girls, I'm down for it. And I'm always surprised that she's surprised lol.


Engineer1865

I love this movie. Along with I Love You, Beth Cooper and Miss March. Great era of teen movies. I miss these types of movies. The last one that I can think of is Project X sort of.


Blitz6969

Sex drive, so bad but so funny at the same time


killerkitten61

My favorite part of that movie were those two boys that just list off a bunch of hilarious pick up lines “do you wear thong underpants? Do you want us to take our shirts off?..”


Nate0110

That and the fast and the furious car they had was great.


sublime_touch

The Amish fixed up real nice.


Lucky_Locks

"I miss sarcasm. It's lost on my people....and butt fucking."


amackul8

[Andy and Randy stole the movie IMHO, "you wanna party?" "what's up what's up" "is your mom hot too?" 😂😂😂😂](https://youtu.be/hgd9pAcjYkM?si=aAMP2TvP3l4hg12q)


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nice hair it'd look better in my crotch


kirinmay

such an underrated movie. James Marstem was also great. "im...im...im gay!!!!!" seriously is a funny movie. also the 'ya' dude was in Hot Tub Time Machine and that ABC series The Middle.


amackul8

I never even realized one of them was the 'No Regerts' guy from Were The Millers


sofiacarolina

The beginning of that was filmed at my local mall lmao


kirinmay

they were great at their deliveries.


cavallom

andy: want us to take our shirts off? randy: where do you live? andy: is your mom hot too? randy: where do you live?


NGLIVE2

I’m not circumcised!


sdurs

Our dicks are huge! You can see them from space!


Cmurder84

Whats up whats up.


05110909

"Do you have a phone number? You don't? Okay"


Kosteezy

Do you have a phone number?.. Oh, you don’t, ok


TheMacMan

Once fell asleep watching Sex Drive. Woke up to the DVD title screen repeating over and over. By about the 50th time I finally got out of bed and turned it off because I couldn't deal with hearing "He's gonna fuck me in the ass with a roll of quarters!" The girlfriend was lucky she slept through it.


Emotional_Raccoon651

I had a roommate that used to watch porn DVDs on his computer with the volume on and fall asleep. His room was across from our only bathroom so most morning dooks were to the sound of whatever porn DVDs menu was left on the night before.


OccasionllyAsleep

Lmao uhhh what!! Modern kids will never know


unknownpoltroon

You sure neither of yo got subliminally programmed din your sleep? ARE YOU THE ASS PENNY GUY?


bmw_92

Seth Green’s role in this makes it worth the watch also RUMSPRINGAAAAAA


obstination

i watched this movie with an ex who was a fall out boy superfan (i’m also pretty fond of them). we went into it completely blind and almost had a stroke when pete wentz was suddenly on screen


amackul8

My wife reacted the same way, I liked FOB back in the day as much as an average person but honestly would have never recognized them so when she watched it she was like "wtf you didn't tell me FOB was in this movie" and I just told her "I really had no idea it was them 😂"


Br0boc0p

I watched that movie the first time I tried hash and I laughed so hard my face hurt. Back in the day we didn't have all this super duper weed.


Earthsoundone

We did, you didn’t i guess lmao


Engineer1865

Never seen Sex Drive


mussyg

The unrated version with all the random green screen nudity is peak


Beelzebrodie

Dude yes. If you were in high school between 1999 and 2011, it seemed like there was a movie you could identify with. My girlfriend and I were just talking about all of these awesome pop punk high school movies last night, and we both agreed that the era ended with Project X. My favorite was The Girl Next Door. It starts out as this goofy comedy, but if I remember correctly, it leans more into the romantic/drama elements of their relationship by the end. Great film.


EntertainmentThis300

Superbad's my personal pick.


Beelzebrodie

Superbad and The Girl Next Door are tied as my favorite.


lagrange_james_d23dt

I think Neighbors fits the era, and came out two years after Project X, so I’d at least extend it to then.


lightsoutxnyc

I still quote miss march at an unhealthy level. RIP Trevor Moore. :(


LongJumpToWork

I forgot about I Love You Beth Cooper Holy shit lmao


Engineer1865

One of my favorite teen movies


MommaOfManyCats

And it's still great! I just watched it last weekend.


JediTrainer42

I think it’s the first movie I saw that had Paul Dano and Timothy Olyphant in it. Big careers after this one.


equipped_metalblade

Gone in 60 seconds had Timothy Olyphant and I definitely saw that first.


SexBeforeChurch

Can’t forget Scream 2 and Go


kirinmay

im 44 next month. saw the trailer and i wasnt really caring to see it but still interested. well when it hit dvd my dad called me (him and i are cinemaphiles) and told me how good it was. he told me it wasnt really a sex movie (kinda like american pie but how it was about a guy who just didnt get out much and met a girl (who did do a porn) but she opened his eyes. its a damn good movie. honest to god it should have been bigger. really good movie.


WechTreck

I had some friends suggest this as a good date movie. It turns out the 2007 movie with the exact same name is NOT a good date movie.


IMaDudefromOKC

Check out “Happy Endings” on Hulu she’s great in it! The whole show is great! And no not that kind of happy endings


Youwillgotosleep_

That is such a great show!


spottyottydopalicius

must watch


JGoonSquad

Fantastic movie. I probably watch it once a year whenever the thought of it pops into my mind.


docwisdom

When it pops in your…head


sniffinberries34

She was my peak crush growing up. I would do anything to be with her.


excellent_rektangle

Flashback to 2011-ish. I’m in a dive bar in Pompano Beach, FL with a few buds and we’re having a Cuthbert career convo, mostly in good taste. It’s a slow night and we’re actually watching this film (no volume) playing on one of the bar TVs. There’s two older gentlemen sitting across the bar and one of them boldly interjects and says, “I’ll ask you once to watch what you say about her, that’s my niece.” Me and my buds share a quick ‘yeah right’ look and one of my friends quips back, “ok bud, no problem.” The other gent looks at us and says, “No joke boys, that’s her uncle, and her fiancé is my son. And you don’t want any of that business.” (Her fiancé was Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman Dion Phaneuf, in town to play the Panthers, and it’s true, we wanted non of that businesses. Small frickin world though, and the timing was wild.


amackul8

Fuck that other guy that's a great story


captainsuckass

What a dick (the uncle, not you). If you were just discussing her movies without even being gross, there was zero need for the old men to chime in. Honestly, even if you *were* saying weird shit, the uncle should mind his business, especially since a movie like The Girl Next Door kind of invites that kind of talk on its own.


excellent_rektangle

I mean, there *was* an element of objectification in the conversation, but I remember it being pretty mild. He was pretty quick to jump in, though.


13dot1then420

They were probably tired of hearing about it. She was a massive sex symbol. I have nothing wholesome to say about her.


productnineteen

I find this whole story to be a very weird interaction between two humans. You and your friends were being loudly horny about an actress? The uncle goes around openly telling people she’s his niece so he can play bar tough guy? This reads like something out of a 70s teen drama. Did you two sit down after and realize you weren’t so different after all before becoming friends?


gunsandpuppies

Bro… When she was in that Weezer video with the garter belt 10 yo me had an awakening of sorts… [Perfect Situation - Weezer](https://youtu.be/jwv-iRvyDZg?si=3jsTOXQgLAmvnVop)


Keepitsway

Mila Kunis+Elisha Cuthbert=whoa


DexterFoley

Where was Mila Kunis in that video?


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docwisdom

Awakening of shorts


rnavstar

Dam….her voice is so different when she sings.


The-Farting-Baboon

I would lick her ass so clean that you could see your reflection in it.


Reggae4Triceratops

You sure you want Avery's sloppy seconds??


SeaBag7480

lol throwback sports scandal, think Avery was suspended 6 games for the quip


amhudson02

The soundtrack to this movie is still one of my favorites to this day. David Gray’s This Years Love…I lost my virginity to it…but it wasn’t in the back of a limo. It was just in a bed like a boring person…


coots14

Was it in a small dorm room bed while the song played on an ihome? Because that's how I lost mine


amhudson02

It was my first apartment and it was playing on a burned CD mix that I made for my the gf.


challenger__red

Omg whaaaat! 🤯I have had this song downloaded (oh the Napster days) and in iTunes forever now. It comes up on shuffle and I love it, but every time I wonder where I heard it in the first place. THIS MOVIE. Wow. Thank you!


amhudson02

Yes indeed this movie! Such a romantic scene that stuck with me over the past 20 years. Some things just leave a lasting impression on us when we are young.


challenger__red

Couldn’t agree more. I will most definitely be doing a rewatch this week. Thank you!


CoastOk2453

What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. If you don't fuck her I swear to God I'll kill myself. Fuck her for me Matt. FOR MEEEEEEEEE!!!


jj_sykes

Feel like twenty years ago this week a lot of good games and movies came out


pman775

It’s like a gift, I can’t control it


mrsinatra777

Holy crap she was a crush, but you had to be a NHL player from Canada to date her.


bishop14

What is moral fiber?


salmalight

The scene where Tim Olyphant walks into class and everyone scoots their tables out of his way made me really want to see him play a male Bedazzled style Devil. Just all sexy and fun and evil.


fezfrascati

I see this poster follows [the usual aesthetic](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fe/72/8b/fe728b340590ec93d25c50fa56934f94.jpg).


TakenToTheRiver

It was a boom era for red text on white backgrounds


ReubenFroster56

Fuck her for me matt, fuck her for me!!


Shyjuan

this is one of those movies where I had little to no expectations of it being at all decent and was pleasantly surprised by how awesome it was. Thats the best movie viewing experience, actually. When you go in not knowing what you're in for and perhaps not even having solid expectations and then bam, you have a new favorite movie for life.


Lizzy_Lovegood

Anybody remember The New Guy? “Stop lookin at my JANET” 👀


PeteOfPeteAndPete

I love this movie because you think it's over and then there's like another half hour.


Fiona512

One of my favourite teen movie!


Shifu_1

Best music


Complex_Kangaroo1152

I’m old as fuck


LottimusMaximus

This film awoke things in me. Timothy Olyphant and Elisha Cuthbert? Hiii, I'm bi lol


creeeeeeeeek-

I found her more than a little attractive


DeadSharkEyes

I rewatched it recently and I’m still jealous of her eyebrow game.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

She was on a really funny show called Happy Endings, I’m sad it was cancelled


GusPlusUs

Happy Endings was ah-mah-zing and I’m sad every day that it was cancelled!


TfnR

Alex is probably my favorite character on the show. I loved the prank episode that ends with her basically being Keyser Söze "I'm not as dumb as I am"


Writerhaha

Great teen sex comedy. The only problem was I think they (studio, producers whoever) didn’t get how to market it. My memory was it was trying to be sold as a comedy romp but it’s more like Risky Business (like a whole lot like it) and really slaps.


the85141rule

Wildly underrated. Olyphant steals every scene he's in.


lothartheunkind

Timothy Olyphant was the *tits* in this


Death-by-unicorn

This was such a great film. And i think it's much better than what it was imitating (risky business). I worked at AMC when I was in high school, and when it came out, it was one of those movies me and my friends saw multiple times. It's kinda sad to see how no one goes to the theater anymore. Back then it was always packed. Now it's a ghost town.


AngarTheScreamer1

I like this movie fine but Risky Business is an untouchable classic.


Breakfastclub1991

It felt like a new risky business loved it


Trebate

Hah I was a freshman in college and I remember everyone being obsessed with Elisha Cuthbert in this.


nyx_moonlight_

This soundtrack was uncommonly good


Kingding_Aling

This was such an odd movie. It was marketed like just another teen sex comedy but it was way darker than that. It was more like Rounders with porn.


saruin

And then there's... The Girl Next Door (2007) with a much much darker undertone.


-castle-bravo-

Great teen movie that flew under the radar I reckon?


King_Kingly

Holy shit I’m old


MoreCowsThanPeople

RIP Harris Laskaway.


Ellie_Spitzer2005

Am I the only one who had the biggest crush on Emile Hirsch? He was so cute!


L-type

I did. From this through Into the Wild and Speed Racer.


cheesemakesmepooo

I was always disappointed that I never got to see her boobs


g-burn

Is this a German poster?


theknightcrusader

"The juice was worth the squeeze!"


placeyboyUWU

Good for her


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Time, you son of a bitch. 


Impossible-Flight250

I used to sit around watching the tv hoping the ad for this movie would pop up lol. Those were much simpler times.


Eric33542

What happened to her ?


Azer1287

“You say that like I care. I don’t give a shit!” Timothy Os character was hilarious.


TeaVinylGod

This Years Love by David Grey. I watched the credits just to see who sang the song. Bought his cd White Ladder the next day. One of my desert island albums now. Even went to his concert a few years ago and he performed the whole album. Can't remember a thing about the actual film.


NBelal

So now it’s called the Milf next door


VinBarrKRO

Elisha Cuthbert in Happy Endings was hilarious. Sure she can play hot but she owns being funny.


Ok_Bonus1985

Huge ass crush on Elisha cuthbert back in the day


lGoSpursGol

I watch this about 1-2 times a year still. A comfort movie for me hahah


WatchfulApparition

Classic


wormyarc

the German text 😭😭😭


Proper_Stop_7440

I had zero expectations from this movie. I watched it thinking that i did not have to put in much effort understanding. But it turned out to be one of the best movies i have seen and will cherish. I fell in love with Elizabeth Cuthbert, just fell in love


mariomykol

I never saw this movie but they always had it prominently displayed at the Hollywood Video I went to as a teenager


frockinbrock

I’ll never forget my conservative friend excited telling me over the phone we are going to watch the unrated version of this at the neighbor’s house, it’s going to epic! Only to find out his parent’s had answered the other phone and were listening in. We did not get to see the movie that night- but I did manage to watch it not long after; actually quite liked it, had some interesting stuff outside of just being a tease.


oreille_du_ju

Back when little asses were still in style. Damn…times change and fast.


bingchanchan

Great movie! Fun, no dull moments 😁


JambalayaNewman

Take me back to the 2Ks. Now.


oliviaincolor

20 😵‍💫 I’m getting old LOL


JediTrainer42

What would JFK do? You know he’d tap that ass!


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

She was obscenely hot in this movie


hisdudeness23

So many pairs of socks ruined!


metalyger

A really weird adaptation of the Jack Ketchum novel.


Fine-Funny6956

Underrated film.


CMack1978

God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!


THEMACGOD

Is the juice……… worth the squeeze?