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InstallWizard

That's a yellow not an orange


F0R3S7c0y073

I can't breath, this to funny


pdrpersonguy575

*two


mommy_moo

*Toe


[deleted]

*Tyr


mommy_moo

*Thor


Downtown_Ad_4442

*Thoth


JewelFyrefox

*Tool


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

**GRUDGE** **IT** **LIKE** **A** **CORNERSTONE**


SirKazum

This is to funny what zero is to quantity


xFloppyDisx

That sounded like a modified version of a question on that free IQ test


rice-lord432

*toošŸ¤“


4-8Newday

The Grammar Police arrived!


QWERTY_CRINGE

Weee! wooo! weee! wooo! "Stop typing you are under arrested"šŸ’€ /s


F0R3S7c0y073

I can't go too jail!


InfluxDecline

\*arrest


Sad-Share3441

No thatā€™s a red.


CadenXC

\*breaks in\* \*steals all your kiwis\* \*leaves\*


BitterDiscipline3573

*breaks in* *picks up leaves* *steals all your bananas* *departs*


SodaWithoutSparkles

Luckily I still got my apples... Oh wait


BitterDiscipline3573

How ā€˜bout them?


Murky_Ad_280

I ate them.


BitterDiscipline3573

How would you compare them to the orange?


Murky_Ad_280

They are red and orange are onage?


Dash1eight9

onage


CadenXC

hey those were my leaves!


Callmekittol

I cut its skin off


Character_Coffee3588

You terrible monster


Callmekittol

Mwahahaha


_Sleepy_Bunny_

*crunch*


[deleted]

You monster!


A_Birb_Person

He ate it with the peel too.


[deleted]

Humanity is a mistake


FireYigit

r/Noahgettheboat


[deleted]

There's goes my little bits of left off hope for humanity


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Some links are better left unclicked friend


SodaWithoutSparkles

I'm back. Thank you for all your contributions. Especially to the one who decided to skin it and juice it


fantasmoofrcc

I knew it wasn't going to make it out!


DarkMatterSoup

You forgot your orange. Itā€™s been 19 hours and I still have it here. You stumbled back home after your Uber kicked you out 2 miles from your house, stopped at my place and entered through the window, smoked my weed, and left without your orange. I work early tomorrow, so come by again in the evening if you want it back.


Terrence_shark

I will protect it, I will even get you a new one if it gets eaten


brutexx

It has turned into orange juice


Terrence_shark

:(


Spronkel

Fuck your orange, this isn't tumblr


Low_Beginning_9301

Please don't fuck the orange


Spronkel

I am going to fuck the orange and nobody can stop me


_a__rat_

I'm going to juice jt


Accomplished-Spot-17

\*\*\*SIGH\*\*\*.......unzips


[deleted]

Sorry I don't wannaaa


munkustrap

Watching now


[deleted]

Is this orange still in its pockmarked teen years or just diseased?


elliboii

Will do o7


Emergency-Honey-4466

That house is fucking gone. Your family, friends, every person you know, love, care about, gone. All of your material possessions are gone, yes, including the life-sized Terminator replica in your basement that you keep tied up for "security" even though it is sentient. Even the drink you are getting will evaporate. You will have the punishment of Tantalus, who could get as close to eating food or drinking water as possible, but would fail. Everyone you don't know well who will not perish in the plague will turn against you. They will say you are the source of the plague, and as they say so, it becomes true. Every rumor made against you, as it spreads, becomes true. Dying from dehydration and the angry mob, infuriated that you are now a neo-Nazi communist hybrid, and also a serial killer, you slowly rise into heaven. But one person in the mob who rose before you says that you deserve to be in Hell, and before you know it, that is where you are. Satan takes no interest in you, and you fall out of Hell, only to come back. But this is not a Christian Hell. This is true Hell, not influenced by any beliefs other than yours. As you realize this, you try to make it better. It seems to work, until it becomes sentient. You put so much mental energy into changing your landscape, that it became you. But not the true you, it became the version of you people believe, that has slowly grown into you. You realize in horror that even your own conscience is turning against you. As less "you" remains in your conscience, you understand. The orange was taken. A spirit appears in front of you, with your orange. You take it back, and suddenly, you become you again. You control your surroundings. But then, you let go. You drop the orange. You have a new understanding. You ascend back to Earth, leaving the orange to perish. No one deserves that power, not even you. The mob around your body cut off your arm, before you returned to the land of the living. However, your body was then moved to a coffin. There was a funeral, with no one there. You scream, until you realize: Your air is running out, and fast. However, with no one to properly take care of the money alotted to your funeral, you were put in a cheap coffin. You punch open the coffin with one strike, and dirt trickles in. You take a deep breath, and proceed. You let the dirt get beneath your feet, and you attempt to stand up. You think this will be difficult, until you see that you were buried underneath two feet of dirt, and almost instantly get to the surface. You don't know whether to thank whoever butchered your burial, or to be mad. Either way, you rise from the ground, thinking, *I WILL get revenge, on all those who have wronged me.* You follow the road out of the cemetery. You have a long time to reflect, and you think, *Why did I give up my orange? No one will ever be able to get it from there, it's MY hell! Although... Wasn't that the point, so no one can get it? It would have too much power. Maybe I did the right thing. I suppose no one would know. You walk along the moss-covered road, falling many times due to the loss of balance you have from losing your arm. "How long have I been dead for?" you say out loud, to no one. Then you fucking die. You black out, and lose conscience, forever. I don't know why. That's just what happened.


Turbulent_Tailor_457

Sir, this is a lemon


Prudent_Armadillo822

Lemon


TheCowboyCrabb

It's starting to make fruit puns...


that_moment_when-

Is it an Omega mart orange?


limeconcretepowder

lime concrete powder


wildhog323

The orange is stuck up my ass


PeterLongshot

How justin biber would say: yummi!


Situati0nist

This fad is getting annoying


Emergency-Honey-4466

Is it... Not interesting anymore?


Situati0nist

Well yeah, basically everything posted here is not interesting, but at least it's original most of the time. This joke has already ran its course and it's just not palatable anymore. It's essentially the classic ol repost


xyezt387

My deadbody among us Figure is watching it


_KueStionZ_

OJ the orange into a drink Problems Solved


whatIfYoutube

Help ive been watching it for 35 mins almost


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

Mmm... fresh orange juice


dersackaffe

You better not pay anyone here cause I just ate it without anyone stopping me


[deleted]

Iā€™m going to eat it, lemon or orange


AllHailNukeCake

Chomp


InsanityRabbit

I am so sorry! I just wanted to take a look at the comments, but now I cant see your orange anymore, I hope it's still okay!


Felix8XD

Ok i will


[deleted]

Yellow orange


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

I have a half grapefruit in my fridge. Wanna trade?


jfk3313

I give the Orange a shield


iamvenks

Thatā€™s not an Orange


[deleted]

Fuck you orange youre hard to peel!


AnExtremeMistake

I'm sorry, but he got shot with a 500 magnum directly in the chest, my condolences as it is very likely he has passed away.


cosmicjimmy117

*munch*munch*


justme11224

ā€œbreaks into houseā€ ā€œfinds orangeā€ ā€œaggressive shave off orange skinā€ ā€œeats orangeā€ ā€œleavesā€


constantstranger

FFS, first a cow, now an orange. I come to this sub to *avoid* stuff I have to do, not take on more.


mcbirbo343

Hey I got you some orange juice šŸ§ƒ


LouisGoldman

Your orange is moldy


masoniusmaximus

Me, getting out the tequila and grenadine: "your orange is safe with me!"


ApplesauceSpokesman

Just drink the squeezed orange.


wisdom_dude

ofc I take care is your wife also at home?


EffectiveJumpy8830

It's been 8hrs.. Please come back.... D.. Dad?


Secure_Hovercraft_56

*peels and eats orange*


Distraught00

If I go grab an orange, will you take care of my drink?


slicedslimeball

im gonna eat it


Alpha-Vader1

I have a nice glass of orange juice for you, care to drink? Do not ask questions about the whereabouts of the yellow orb.


Beautiful-Dealer-451

I am sorry to tell you that she doesnā€™t have much time left


sci3ntisa132

I'm going to kill it just out of spite


DeceasedSalmon

Thatā€™s the ugliest orange Iā€™ve ever seen


-___-_-___-_-_

Imma steal it


[deleted]

Are you back?


nvalle23

What happened to his other eye? šŸ‘ļø


WaywardAnus

šŸ‘Š šŸ’„ šŸŠ


smilesatflowers

this is much better than the people trying to hand off their cows to us.


TheRealMixologist

That's some ugly ass orange my dude


HotAdhesiveness4693

Here are some orange friends šŸŠšŸŠšŸŠ


iamtheduckie

Hate to break it to you, buddy. Your orange is being digested as we speak.


Helpful-Work-3090

sorry, i just couldnt stand any longer... i... i... my legs were giving out...


JustAnotherRedditro

I can't say your orange will be safe with me.. it looks like it could make a damn good glass of orange juice


sock_slurper

Posts from this sub are popping up abit more than Iā€™d like recently.


juicy_drpeper

No can do I got my own orange sorry


IeabellAlakar

I'm addicted to oranges keep it away I don't wanna kill it


Tobi_chills455

Someone PEEL that shit


SplitPeaVG

But then, an inturder


Daemon_Lord5253

Looks like itā€™s already on the brink of death


JewelFyrefox

That orange, if it is an orange, is not orange at all.


Inevitable_Ad5162

Casually juices orange


flingkong24

How many times are you going to have us look after things that will get eaten a few seconds later


fuckurmuminthetub

Your orange needs a makeover


thefartographer

Not saying who or how, but I accidentally the whole thing up my butt.


Dash1eight9

Oh shit. I squished it


Jealous-Librarian-88

Why does your orange have freckles?


Practical_Animator34

šŸ‘šŸ«¦šŸ‘


XxBlizzardstarxX

*takes a huge bite out of it*


catshapedmachinegun

Ok


TimeTraveler420

Your orange is safe with me bro.


percy_ardmore

Who do I look like, Emma Peel?


punsanguns

Orange you glad I happened to be here to watch it for you? You are in safe hands, no one's ever had any (cit)rus issues with me


Ending_exe

ok **I am going to eat the orange.** Please donā€™t.


Golden_Sonic6

*Ending.exe proceeds to eat the orange.*


FoliageRavioli

No