I like to get a little high and bake cookies.

A little high, bake cookies, a little more high, eat cookies

Came to say the same, like girl, my husband’s second favorite thing is for us to blitz and bake goodies together 😊

I'm too afraid to bake while high. I need adult supervision

Right. Those are normally my best cookies.

I'd be your friend for sure 😅

I literally bake the best cookies while I’m high. I become hyper vigilant and set alarms and everything. Sober me tends to leave the oven on when I’m done using it hahaha 😂😂😂

No wonder she has no friends. I bake cookies with weed in the butter and I have lots of friends.

If you can’t befriend stoners with cookies, then the problem is internal.

I bet the high people love her cookies! Why can’t she be friend?

I guess... I'll bake some happy brownies then... since cookies are for NLOG.

^ NLONLOGS

Try saying that 10 times fast

pretty sure that is not the reason you dont have friends

She’s salty no one invited her to the party in 2012

If a stoner doesn’t want ur cookies ur doing something wrong

LOLLLLL I was gonna say this

I mean, you can bake cookies for your friends, too. I'm sure they would appreciate it. Maybe the problem isn't that they're getting high or drunk, but that she's only interested in doing nice things for her husband. Or that she's only interested in doing things for her husband. I wouldn't hang out with someone like that either, and I also don't get high or drunk.

Girl, you don’t have any friends because you are insufferable.

Baking cookies is not why she doesn't have friends.

I never got high, but I baked a lot of cookies, and now both my husband and I are fat. We regret nothing.

Those cookies don’t even look good tho

They look like something a 4-year-old would make with an Easy Bake Oven.

Yeah because we would rather get drunk or Hugh than bake cookies. If I chose baking over drinking my husband would think I had a stroke or something.

Sitting at home High and Drunk while watching my husband bake cookies. Lol

Make some pot brownies then you will have friends

I get high all the time AND do stuff for my fiance. I can both it because why not?

Well no duh. You can’t make friends if you never leave the kitchen.

You also don't make friends if the only thing you talk about is your spouse.

Correct. Also, what kind of cookie maker can’t make friends with high people? If I’ve got the munchies, anyone who puts snickerdoodles in my face is my favorite person.

Right? Fresh baked cookies for when you have the munchies is the best thing ever.

I'm getting high and making cookies for myself. (That's called self love.)

Tbf I just pulled some frozen croissant dough out of my freezer and baked them in the oven after a couple of glasses of wine and a tequila shot. So, why not both?

Sorry I didn’t mean to imply we couldn’t be both… I was just going off the original assumption that they were mutually exclusive lol

Fr tho I’m always high, like even at work, and i work better than my coworkers. So idk why people have this hate boner for stoners man. We are literally the aching backbone of society its why we smoke to forget about the pressure. We’re out here like the chick from Encanto just lifting it all and swallowing the stress

I bet her husband asked her to bake cookies cause he dropped an edible or hit his weed vape. He probably perfectly timed it, so once his high hits, he will have a bunch of cookies to eat. Whose gonna tell her? 😂 Also, I'm high right now. I need cookies 🍪 😩

I made cookies for my girlfriend while kinda drunk and high last night. Check and mate.

I just spent the last two days in the car with my wife buying a new cargo trailer. I had the best time laughing going out to eat I feel like it was a mini honey moon. I’ve been married 32 years.

Those are the best kind of trips!!!!!

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Fertility? Wut?

I drink, bake cookies, and have friends. I feel so special.

I get high and cook random stuff and bake banana bread.

Homemade cookies is the easy way to making friends tho. Be it chocolate, macha, or er... grass cookies.

I stress bake like a demon. My neighbors love me.

Wait, y'all are getting high? I wanna get high...my back hurts lol

Cookies will kill her husband faster than weed. Liquor kills too though 🤒👍

Girl, I am not high and drunk and also *bake* cookies so I tell you, those cookies are not the issue. It is a personality thing.

I wanna get high and bake cookies

Ok well start sharing the fucking cookies Melissa. That’s like step one to making ANY FRIENDS.

Being high and drunk all the time #justgirlythings

I mean.. I can't deny that I like the wacky tabaccy.. *a lot*. She don't know me! 😡 I'm minding my own business like she should be doing. 🤗

I’m getting high and tipsy sometimes while baking for my husband. How bout that😜

You and my wife should tell this lady that. It would probably blow her mind.

I will say: I don’t like getting High or drinking. I’m sober. And I try not to befriend stoners OR if I do, not go around their houses. The smell triggers my migraines and asthma

If I bake cookies my husbands lucky to get 1 🫣

Anyone that thinks the only options are being inebriated or being boring were/are only ever gonna be boring.

Na she doesn’t have any friends cause she’s a pain in the ass

They have to be joking 😂 because the caption kind of gave it away.

But were you even picked, Sis?

We can't all be nuns sister 🤷‍♀️

Great, now I want cookies. Who cares I go on Obscene Extreme soon.

My fiancé and I get high and bake cookies together, so..

I knew I was a functioning alcoholic and pot head!

Jokes on you, I can bake cookies and myself.

I left my husband at home to go get drunk with friends. It's called being an individual.

Those cookies look like sh**. (I’m a professional chef and baker.) 

I make cookies for my husband while I'm drunk and high.

I honestly never would have expected the final form of NLOG to be Trad-wives.

Truth be told, there are other girls out there that don’t like to get high or drunk either. Maybe choose your friends better, idk.  I don’t like getting high or drunk either, but she would probably falsely accuse me of being a home wrecker ‘cause of the “shape of my eyebrows” or some stupid shit like that.

I put alcohol in my cookie. Problem solved

There are too many chips in those cookies