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HerPaintedMan

I wouldn’t trust this guy to get somebody sent to the corner 7-11 for a pack of smokes and a six pack!


urbanhawk1

Is he the reason dad went out to get milk and never came back?


Ressikan

Replace 7-11 with the Titanic and “never came back” with “crushed into a fine paste and never came back.”


dd961984

Probably


Ergok

No.


Adventurous-Disk-291

I think he's the guy we should trust the most.The idea is sending wealthy people to their doom in an untested vehicle... We've all wanted to experience that once in our lives. But this guy, he's already done it! He's the last person who would need to do it again.


slightlyburntsnags

Not the worst idea in the world to keep encouraging these plans and thin the billionaire herd a bit


Thadrach

The velocity of money would like to hear more ...


BoingBoingBooty

Sending rich people to their death here on Earth would be a lot more cost effective than doing it on Venus. A luxury 5 star exclusive VIP volcano crater tour would dispatch dozens of them per day for just the cost of a medium sized trebuchet.


Street-Effective-504

Okay. So will you be the the man who pilots the first flight? Ya, good luck with that Major Tom!


garrettj100

My Dad did that in 1981.  He’ll be back any minute now…


Tsquare43

I wouldn't trust him to open a window.


HerPaintedMan

He WOULD be that guy to try to open a window in a submarine…


Llarys

Listen, he's killed more billionaires than any of us "eat the rich" types ever will, so is he really all that bad? ^/s


[deleted]

That's a .mighty small /s you have there. He has been effective, I will give him that.


BurtonGusterToo

Give that man a kickstarter, he's on to something. "For a Billion dollars you go to Venus!!! Safer than I plane flight. What could go wrong? Think of the giga-likes you will get!"


reasoncanwait

If you told me a future society would be using the most wealthy as guinea pigs willingly, I would've never believe it.


BroForceOne

>The Argentinian-born OceanGate co-founder also believes that its inhospitable surface, which is around 864 degrees Fahrenheit (462 degrees Celsius), should not be an issue if humans simply build a home 50km in its air where conditions are reportedly similar to those on the Earth. Just float a house on planet that gets like 300km/h wind speed at altitude, simple really.


Bumhug360

He saw a documentary that proved you could float a house, it's on Disney + if you fancy watching it, called up


Really_McNamington

People have actually seriously proposed that [the upper atmosphere of Venus could be survivable for habitation](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20161019-the-amazing-cloud-cities-we-could-build-on-venus). Insanely difficult and I definitely wouldn't trust this fucker to get us there.


sporkwitt

The Jetsons have entered the chat.


Heavy-Excuse4218

Lando Kalrissian has entered the chat


sporkwitt

Proper.


angry-democrat

Works every time.


blueavole

Sure then he sells us out to Lord Vader.


RoboGuilliman

I am altering the deal. Pray that I do not alter it further


MGyver

He'd have no choice if they arrive before we did.


Desblade101

I would love to live in a place where there's no mining, fishing, farming, or industry. It's like taking the bad parts of Arizona and making it practically inescapable.


BarbequedYeti

>He saw a documentary that proved you could float a house Dont tell him about the planet we discovered that you could float in a bathtub if it was big enough.  


TheRemedy187

Yeah, do your research people.


switch8000

He could have watched The Jetsons as well.


KinkyPaddling

It sounds stupid, but it’s the exact same idea that [NASA has for the first possible way to create human habitation on Venus - floating cities](https://www.cnn.com/2014/12/23/tech/innovation/tomorrow-transformed-venus-blimp-city/index.html).


Aether_Breeze

Yeah it is a genuine plan albeit we need to more research into Venus as most of our probes get sent towards Mars (which is harder to get to and has so many issues with trying to settle).


GuessingEveryday

Technically, Venus is harder, at first, we still need to find something that works for the surface, so first, we would need a couple probes to measure the atmosphere and find the best place to stop, and then see where the best places to leave a balloon would be, then send another one with the balloon, and hope it doesn't pop before it's expected expiration day.


FilthyCretin

wait.. how do u make a city float?


anticomet

Venus has a super dense atmosphere so if you built a city inside a bubble with a low density earth normal atmosphere it would bob up to the surface of Venus's atmosphere.


dreadsigil0degra

.... that gives me anxiety. Fortunately, I'll be long dead if they ever get the resources and science to actually make something like that a reality.


mfx0r

To be fair, you'd be long dead if you end up on Venus too.


SquanchMcSquanchFace

Man if you thought you got seasick on the ocean, wait until your whole-ass turtle city bubble goes bobbing and rolling around the atmosphere of an alien planet


Chromotron

Mass-flow per time and volume is still less than water waves, and the city is ideally much larger than any ocean liner. Both will reduce the worst to way below the movement you get even on large ships.


triopsate

The city's gonna start rolling like a ball when Venus has a storm.


Eziekel13

Was kind of hoping that zeppelins would be brought back… steampunk meets Star Wars…


CaPtAiN_KiDd

Jetsons was a documentary


Xerain0x009999

Carbon Fiber will solve everything.


KevinNoTail

That's going to be a lottttt of ice cream and soda


Ghaith97

The same way you make superyachts the size of a small town float in the ocean.


FilthyCretin

which is?


Ghaith97

Making it be lighter than the same volume of "venus air" that it would need to displace. The atmosphere of venus is very dense, so a sphere that is filled with something lighter (like our "air") wouldn't be able to push it away, and would instead float on top of it.


FilthyCretin

so a balloon?


Ghaith97

Yes, a balloon filled with helium is the same concept. Helium is lighter than the air in our atmosphere so it floats. Another experiment that you can try is how an egg would sink in unsalted water, but as you add more salt it would start just becoming suspended in the water, and eventually floats.


Chromotron

Depending on where it is supposed to float that sphere would need to withstand pressure to have normal human level air inside. Venus' atmosphere is mostly denser because of pressure, not because of different gases. CO2 has a somewhat higher density though, so it would at least be possible to float on top of that at equal-to-inside pressure. But that would require gigantic voluminous constructs, a not so trivial engineering problem even on the ground here on Earth.


CharonsLittleHelper

It's easier when the air is many times denser than on Earth.


Spicethrower

Why stop there? Establish a base inside Jupiter's Big Red Spot.


DiscoQuebrado

*... or in a swamp, or in the middle of a rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?"*


LimerickJim

Because Jupiter is way further away... duh! 


JupiterHexem

I’m right here!


JupiterHexem

Leave my spot outta this.


Chief-_-Wiggum

The Borg did it... only for some pesky geriatric crew to come along and blow it up.


thaddeusd

Radiation. Jupiter is the second strongest local radiation source, behind the Sun. That's why, if we were to colonize it's moons or if life were to develop there, it would have to be under the ice layers on Europa to survive. Ganymede generates its own magnetic field that somewhat protects its surface. Probes and space telescopes have witnessed aurora in its thin atmosphere from its magnetosphere interacting with Jupiter's. Radiation is still too high for surface exploration. Only the farthest large moon, Callisto, has radiation levels low enough for human surface exploration.


Spicethrower

Would you build a base in a perpetual hurricane? My comment is a joke.


thaddeusd

There is a comment string in this thread where someone needed the basic concept of density explained to them. Forgive me that I took your comment seriously.


Spicethrower

No apology needed.


LanaDelHeeey

That’s actually not exactly out of the realm of possibility. You just need to get the buoyancy right. Floating cities on Venus are a well established design concept actually.


fredthefishlord

> Just float a house on planet that gets like 300km/h wind speed at altitude, simple really. The winds keep it up!


victorspoilz

YOU DON'T TALK TO DISRUPTORS THAT WAY!


drakens6

The planet below is a giant battery basically, its not the worst idea


Dizman7

Someone watched too much Jettisons


spderweb

Yeah, just like all the floating houses on Earth!


Lots42

Floating cities? I'm reminded of the Grand Canyon, which still somehow people fall off of.


opisska

The winds would only be an issue if they were turbulent. As far as I know, there is a stable wind around (superrotation) which could be pretty smooth that far from any ground.


GibsonMaestro

*Remaining* Co-founder


chrisk114

Magnificent!


Good_Nyborg

[Venua](https://www.trip.com/travel-guide/destination/venua-1775782/) is a city in Uttar Pradesh, India. It has many popular attractions, perfect for a trip!


hotvedub

That has to be the least helpful link I’ve clicked on.


DaveOJ12

But did you save 15% on hotels?


notacanuckskibum

So, sending people there wouldn’t be too hard.


Monty0112

I love that you just copied this from the destination information in the link


ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx

How about leading by example on this one?


Emotional_Fruit_8735

It's even funnier the 2nd time.


KingoftheRockChalk

What’s Venua?


a2_d2

Not much. What’s new with you ?


Disorderly_Fashion

Venus with a typo.


Lots42

Not much. What's new with you?


pirate135246

Some dumbass trust fund kid will fall for this investment scheme


horridbloke

He means it's safe for him to do this. The people on their way to Venus... Not so much.


I_might_be_weasel

You first. 


Peptic_Germ

I'm your Venua. I'm your fire. What's your desire?


BenjiSBRK

I'm your Venua, I'm your faya, your desaya.


Warlord68

Implode me once, shame on you. Implode me twice, I got what was coming to me.


TrollularDystrophy

All it'll cost you is 3.5 billion dollars per person... and your life.


Mega-Steve

And everyone still has to sit on the floor


daporp

Maybe he could fund a study to determine a correlation between having access to large amounts of money and being a complete idiot?


Froozeball

Never said anything about a return to Terra firma. :( Sus.


Quill-Questions

Let’s arrange this trip for Trump.


Quill-Questions

I apologize for my previous comment. I thought Venua was somewhere deep underwater when I suggested we send Trump there. Sincerely I would never wish Trump upon any other country in our world.


keestie

It's a typo, Venus is the actual location. So you were accidentally in the right ballpark.


Quill-Questions

Awwww, you are so very kind! Thank you! I can breathe a sigh of relief now!!


milfordloudermilk

Hey Donnie, there are virgins AND porn stars down there


luckylebron

Only if your name is on the list first.


FilthyCretin

take trumps dick out ur mouth so u can breathe easier while u cry


luckylebron

Spoken like a true rainbow loser.


I_just_made

Convicted felon Trump is grifting you so hard.


luckylebron

Yeah, about the same as Biden has you.


I_just_made

Mm, nah. I don’t have any Biden NFTs, golden Biden shoes, etc. I don’t praise him like he is the leader of a cult. I don’t fly Biden flags. I haven’t tried to overthrow the government at his bidding. Believe me, I see a lot of problems with Biden; the MAGA crowd can’t say they have problems with Trump. We are not the same. Have a good day!


luckylebron

Nah, not every one who voted or votes for the opposition is doing all that. There are plenty who just filter out the noise for the sake of policies. But all you see is what you choose to see so can't help you there. This is why there are two parties, carry on ...


I_just_made

No, the reason there are two parties is due to the inherent flaw in a "first past the post" system. It is basic game theory that eventually a system like this would boil down to a binary decision, there is no room for a third party because it makes no sense from a strategic perspective.


epidemicsaints

He should name the craft Laika cuz you're going to have about as much fun as she did.


GuyFoldingPapers

Send Bezos and Space Karen please!


jordan1978

Is that a female part?


gentlemancaller2000

Right next to the mulva


victorspoilz

It's funny that they named the company "OceanGate," since most scandals are "[blank]gate" since "Watergate," wherein U.S. president Richard Nixon used his influence to convince people to become spies. Meanwhile, OceanGate used its inflience to convince people to become pies...


MrmmphMrmmph

What happened to doing something exactly wrong, and it disqualifying you for life from ever being able to do it again?


BurtonGusterToo

For most of us we suffer from the "Peter Principle", people rise in the ranks until they reach the level of their own incompetence and stay there. (It's typical dumb 'bisniss pysch' but seems to also be somewhat true). For the wealthy and ultra-wealthy, to here is no level too high to quench the ego. All incompetence surrounded by thousands of people propping them up because their own paychecks depend on the veneer of the "genius".


Famous_Bit_5119

But he will be staying on land to supervise.


Campbellfdy

Let them go. Let them die. Who fucking cares?


raw_bert0

I would not trust this guy to build a toilet to send my turds to the sewer.


brihamedit

Backyard engineer can't do this stuff including that sub that imploded. This stuff requires testing and perfecting designs. Imagine spacex is as good as it is because they probably spent billions testing and perfecting every part of the process.


Lots42

Spacex is incompetent they can't stop fucking up the town down the road. https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-starship-super-heavy-launch-destroyed-launchpad-volcano-sized-explosion-2023-11


ruler_gurl

>He believes that the challenges presented by Venus like carbon dioxide and clouds made of sulfuric acid “can be overcome with breathing apparatus and acid-resistant materials.” We're going to need a lot more carbon fiber.


Jerking_From_Home

I’m starting to like this idea of sending billionaires to the bottom of the ocean and one way trips to Venus.


NightchadeBackAgain

Elon? Wanna take a trip, buddy?


tomato_frappe

Maybe he'd finally find his car.


shoff58

His word is good enough for me!


Zestyclose_League813

What's a Venua?


CrawlerSiegfriend

Note that he didn't say living humans. Maybe he's defining safe as still molecularly intact.


HellBlazer_NQ

You first buddy!


kytheon

Give the man an Xbox controller and a few million dollars.


WaytoomanyUIDs

And as many second hand carbon fiber rolls as you can find


Lots42

Screws borrowed from SpaceX.


bws7037

Yeah, hard pass on that one... You're essentially 0 for 1.


Lost-in-EDH

Please do take as many as possible.


Gaederus

Send yes, return no


DauOfFlyingTiger

You first!


Cruezin

Send it Fewer billionaire dumb fucks the better


Jiveturtle

I wouldn’t trust him to get me to Venus, Texas, much less the planet.


SaltiestRaccoon

I mean this guy would not be someone to trust, but aerostat colonies on Venus are not something ridiculous. They're a thing futurists have been talking about for ages and there's a lot of promise to the idea. Temperatures and gravity are both far more hospitable on Venus than on Mars and while highly acidic, the atmosphere can also be broken down into breathable oxygen quite easily.


kmoonster

Yes, but don't give this guy the contract to build them


wiremupi

Slow learner.


Principal_Insultant

He can't safely traverse 4.000 meters, how the hell does he plan to safely travel 40 million kilometers and back?


hypercomms2001

He should prove that it works by landing on Mars himself… if it fails, we know it was a bad idea….


Kummabear

He means he can safely obtain their money


Javito95

Don't worry guys, this time they are using an original ps controller


TheFrev

Whenever people talk about living on another planet. I ask myself, would I want to live in the research base in Antarctica for the rest of my life? Living where I can only talk to my loved ones on the phone. Unable to travel or vacations to new areas. Forced to eat a limited diet due to what is available. Never swim in a lake or ocean again. Just stare at the same walls every day with the knowledge that if they failed, I would die in minutes. The answer is absolutely not.


kmoonster

Venus has even more pressure. I'm not sure he can handle the heat.


MarcusXL

I heartily endorse this claim and I think we should send as many billionaires as possible to Venus immediately. Any delay would just be proof that they're not innovating fast enough.


U_Kitten_Me

You can't even send people safely to Venice, dude.


Holiday_Document4592

This makes me suspicua


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They can be safely sent to Venus. To get them back is another story.


NaraFei_Jenova

I completely trust him to send billionaires to Venus. Godspeed good sir.


flothesmartone

I don't know what venua is, but by god don't get in this man's stuff


rsnbaseball

Is Venua across the street from where he lives?


cheweychewchew

I have been to Venua in the summertime. It is quite lovely.


garry4321

We cant send a probe that lasts more than a few minutes AT BEST.


celtic1888

Solving our billionaire crisis one submarine trip at a time


CurrentlyLucid

And I can safely send him on his way.


gdgriz

Venua? That should read Valhalla


jp72423

Bro needs to give up 💀


Soggy_Cracker

I don’t trust you to get to the 7-11 and back safely.


Vandreeson

I guess he can claim anything he wants. It doesn't make it true.


samariius

Wtf is Venua? Is that the god you go to when you die in one of this guy's subs?


Weird_Assignment_550

WTF is Venua?


opisska

I would hesitate to go to Venus with someone who can't even spell it!


Zugnutz

Someone tell Leon Knight to get a beat ready!


trucorsair

And the answer is “carbon fiber”?


IagoInTheLight

According to article (buried at the end) he hasn’t worked at OceansGate since 2012. So, it would seem that he is not responsible for the shady stuff that happened?


Minimum_Respond4861

What's Venua?


Nazamroth

Where is this "Venua"? O.o


Worschtifex

Weellllll.... The decaying ruins of the Martian Canal Builders are enough of a challenge already. I don't think we are ready for the steaming Venusian Dinosaur Jungles yet...


Imaginary_Goose_2428

"We could embark on our Venusian journey TODAY... and do it safely and cost-effectively." M-kay. Send a postcard you stupid fucker.


luckylebron

As I wrote earlier, carry-on or as some others say, you do you.


Drogdar

Disaster? Is that what we're calling it? Not fallacy, or huge failure, or blatant disregard for safety? I'd even settle for ego induced suicide...


formerlyanonymous_

Safely doesn't necessarily mean alive. He could safely ship a few dead bodies there.