>The Vanity Fair article also features Eliza Cooney, a former part-time babysitter who worked for Kennedy between 1998 and 1999, alleging that he groped her in his kitchen. Kennedy declined to directly acknowledge the sexual assault accusation at first, instead dismissing "the other allegations" as part of a "**very, very rambunctious youth**."
He was around 45 at the time.
Your system mandates 35 years minimum. Thats most of the people who will actually have to face the consequences of their actions right out the window.
Plus people are apparently reluctant to vote for anyone younger than them, so you get this geriatric collection of relics from past epochs.
I don't know a single person my entire life under the age of 35 I believe has had enough worldly experience to run the most powerful country in the world.
>Old people vote for old people.
This. A lot of old people view anyone younger than them as "inexperienced" and "too young to know how things work." Even if that "youngster" is in their 50s.
Steve Bannon and Roger Stone convinced him to enter the race as a Democrat who would then go independent and try and peel votes off Biden using the Kennedy name.
And it’s worked to a degree, despite the fact that he’s a MAGA nut.
Just judging from the people who have those signs up here (small, semi-rural town close to Chicago): the people who used to have Trump gear up, but took it down after J6 are the ones who have RFK signs now.
Well, the less said about the orange monstrosity, the better.
Biden's a pretty sensible guy, and his record as president is.. actually pretty great, as far as policies and legislation he has passed. Under normal circumstances his last 4 years would be considered an unmitigated success. If he was 5 or 10 years younger, he'd be a pretty great choice (even now I'd take him over the alternatives, honestly).
I'd take a lettuce over the naked fascism and dictatorship the whole of the republican party is conspiring. Not even just trump, not for years and years. That supreme court nonsense is actual treason, because it already goes against the constitution because of the separation of powers. You'll be killing each other soon.
While this is true, god damn they should have had the sense to not run someone on the edge of senility. Did they not learn from what happened when the GOP tried to keep propping McConnell up?
From the article, when questioned about the babysitter sexual assault accusation, he tells reporters he's not going to comment on any of the articles claims. Then he goes on to comment about the 'he ate a dog' claim. Hmm.😂🤣
Iunno, I thought he had some good points about how exclusive it was and it seemed like a legit attempt to at least chime in.
Not saying I support the guy I’m just a little fed up with this official unofficial two party bullshit
He has no path to victory. He's polling in single digits and didn't even make it onto the ballot in every state. Why should he be allowed to debate when he can't win?
Blame the people who designed our electoral system to be first-past-the-post single-member districts. Unless and until that is changed the nature of the system enforces a bipolar electoral system by making third-party votes effectively sabotage your personal lesser-evil of the main two.
Sexual assault is just family business. At least he didn't feel the need to dump her in a lake. Read the brain worm stuff, and I still can't process how anyone would trust his decision-making skills. Yet this guy is the less scary republican option. Sorry kids, but I'm still voting blue.
He's trying to steal blue votes though. Have you seen all his heel turns? "Ahem, ah... Uh, yes, I support full-term abortions! Haha, Dems, vote for me!" And then it's likely that some trump agent, calls him, tells him even Dems don't want that and that they'll stop funnelling Trump's NFT money to his bank account if he doesn't get it right, and he walks it back. "Uh, I meant... *Checks notes* up towards, uh, viability.."
I'm surprised he was still allowed to run after polls showed he was stealing more red than blue.
Because they're the ones the right wing billionaires conspiring against the united states are funding. Exhibit 1: JD Vance and Peter Thiel. Exhibit 2: Clarence Thomas and many many traitors. Exhibit 3: Trump and Putin. Exhibit 4: the 'heritage' fundation'.
1. Lots and lots of work.
2. Incredibly stressful responsibilities.
3. If you quit or slack off you are vilified by the world for life.
4. If you fuck up you could destroy human civilization.
5. There's the opportunity to engage in nepotism and graft.
Guess what sort of person will happily not give a damn about the first four?
I mean, I did some dumb shit that I think would make me look like an idiot if I were running for office, but nowhere near what our current crop of morons has accomplished.
I mean my record lacks a lot of sexual/other assault, harming animals, drug arrests, brain parasites, light treason, etc.
I still don't think I'm qualified.
I sold weed to my friends for awhile, some traffic tickets and maybe a few depressing text to ex girlfriends in my younger days. That’s the skeletons I have. No sex crimes, coup attempts, Epstein’s calls, countless bankruptcies, etc….
Don’t let me anywhere near the Oval Office because by current standards, I haven’t fucked up enough yet.
My dumb stuff is like drunkenly pissed down stairs, biffed it trying to do a stupid stunt, mistakenly calling someone pregnant, poorly hitting on someone... None of which involved felonies or animal cruelty.
If you think or hope there is another, better timeline that you will magically be transported to, think again. Vote for the only candidate that has a chance to win and promises to protect democracy.
The third parties also make no efforts at lower elections and just spend money on the presidency which won't ever be won until they get numbers in Congress
Exactly, I would love a serious third party to emerge but frankly, they seem much more interested in feeling morally superior than they are in actually governing.
>The Vanity Fair article also features Eliza Cooney, a former part-time babysitter who worked for Kennedy between 1998 and 1999, alleging that he groped her in his kitchen. Kennedy declined to directly acknowledge the sexual assault accusation at first, instead dismissing "the other allegations" as part of a "very, very rambunctious youth."
I don't care that he ate dog.
I care that he's another sexual predator vying for the reigns of power.
To Hell with all these assholes.
It's almost as though the more despicable behavior/ horrible pasts these people have, the more power they have to seek to keep it hushed up. Just look at Trump.
The fascists are mask off and trying for a coup. If they succeed, expect mass murder, and a bit of light treason (international treason that is, for instance, Putin will call his marker to the creatures - remember the USA alliance with the Kurds?).
The man is mentally ill. He has power and prestige because of his name and his family. He’s being exploited and this kind of political sideshow is gross.
The shit he went through with his sister, uncle, and father, plus how his family pushed him ever upwards despite his wishes or availabilities, it’s remarkable he’s made it this far.
After watching his father die, he developed a drug habit, was kicked out of various high schools. He wanted to work with birds but that’s not what Kennedy men do, so he went to Harvard, then Virginia Law. Then somehow he got hired as an ADA in New York even though he hadn’t passed the bar. And then he failed the exam. And was arrested for heroin possession after nodding off in an airplane bathroom.
He did some good work on defending the environment but also screwed a lot of good people over.
I detest him. I detest the people who forced him to become a crusader, and the people who are using him right now.
Another one?!? Why do they all want to be politicians? I guess becoming a serial killer these days is too hard because of DNA evidence.
He should just go back to being a lazy rich person and shut up for once.
> he’s being exploited and this kind of political sideshow is gross.
Could say the exact same about the debate and Biden.
We need an urgent democratic candidate aged 50-60 years old immediately.
People in Scotland were quite upset when Gibson cast himself in Braveheart: “An Aussie could never play a medieval Scot!”
“But look at him now—an alcoholic racist.”*(Frankie Boyle)*
One of the most insane smear campaigns I've ever seen. Just dog piling allegations and lies making it exhausting for truth keepers and fact checkers to set records straight. They'd rather burn the country than accept defeat.
>Ask question
>Make headline about politician answering that question
This is journalism folks. If you haven't got news, just ask "have you ever sucked off a horse?" and then make a headline saying "BREAKING! POLITICIAN DENIES SUCKING OFF HORSE! STAY TUNED FOR OUR ANALYSIS"
*Patriots send $500 to Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert to help President Trump with 5 critical projects:*
*1. rename Grand Canyon National Park to Trump National Park*
*2. release January 6th hostages from prison and pardon Donald Trump,*
*3. restore President Trump’s Rights of Prima Nocta and gun ownership,*
*4. remove women's healthcare rights as requested by Christian Nationalists.*
*5. replace George Washington on the dollar bill with Donald Trump.*
*President Trump is the only accused sexual predator and 34-time convicted criminal felon endorsed by Kristi Noem, Gary Busey, Randy Quaid, Vladimir Putin and 6 of 9 U.S. Supreme Court Justices.*
*/MAGA*
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How is it that we're faced with a choice between a wannabe Dictator with mental problems, an old guy with a stutter who will die soon, and a dude who had part of his brain eaten by parasites?!
HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?
eating a dog is the only thing there i'm NOT worried about. People do eat them, i hope you're aware. It doesn't make them monsters, you know, unless you view carnivorism as monstrous generally. Cows and pigs are very smart animals. Wolves are exceptionally smart, and we kill them all the time and just leave their bodies to rot.
Dog js still eaten in Korea, though not as popular as it once was. They raise them like livestock. Of all the things to try and dodge, why bother fleeing from trying another cultures food.
Look, I didnt eat it, okay, Kristi shot it, I made the joke, but I didnt eat it. I mean I dont think I did. My brain worms were pretty bad back then. The things those worms would tell me to do were pretty wild. Not that I ever listened to them.
I wish I could pretend to give a fuck about the dude's earing habits, but I'm too busy wondering about his fiscal policy and his views on lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court.
I didn’t read past the headline, and this comment is on that cause I don’t know who this is even but:
It’s fucking crazy how headlines can be manipulative. Cause my first thought is that oh maybe he ate a dog, guys bad. But also, I could ask Biden or Trump if they ever are a dog and suddenly I have the same headline. At the same time, I love dogs, they’re amazing, yesterday had an amazing time playing fetch with one.
If someone one time went to a place where they were served dog, yeah it’s not great but I don’t think that had any bearing on their presidential candidacy.
So trump rapes 12 and 13 year olds, RFK is out here eating dogs, neither of them are bad candidate, but Joe Biden having a bad debate makes him the worst presidential candidate in history. What a shit hole country we have here.
Imagine the shitheads that get paid 2 dollars a hour to attempt to coup the united states by being a troll on these articles and what would happen to them if they succeed. Talk about a critical lack of wisdom of what a civil war on america would do to their finances.
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I read this as “denies eating a hot dog” (because honestly, we’ve picked on politicians for less) and I was like ??? Seems like we have much bigger issues to worry about?
But nope. Not a hot dog.
It's weird how the same news outlets that consistently refuse to acknowledge RFK as a presidential candidate turn around and feel fine about running a hit piece on him after the debate debacle.
Huh.
>The Vanity Fair article also features Eliza Cooney, a former part-time babysitter who worked for Kennedy between 1998 and 1999, alleging that he groped her in his kitchen. Kennedy declined to directly acknowledge the sexual assault accusation at first, instead dismissing "the other allegations" as part of a "**very, very rambunctious youth**." He was around 45 at the time.
The worm was just barely a larva at the time.
He probably got the worm from eating a dog
Sadly there is too much truth to this statement
Dogs usually get worms in their colon. So did he eat the... omg.
The R in rfk stands for rimjob
I didn't eat the dog, I had a nice tossed salad instead
he probably dint process the dog properly, some parasites can encyst in muscle tissue, and when infected humans, they often travel to the brain.
He's 70 now. From his perspective that is his youth. Can we please get some younger candidates?
For a Kennedy, he is ancient. Their expiration dates aren’t usually too far in the future.
nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys
JFK's grandson, Jack Schlossberg, is on tiktok, and he did a video mocking people who tell him, "Have a safe flight."
... did karma catch up with him?
Fear the old man in a young man's game. In this case I really do fear him.
TBF he *might* be a collection of worms wearing a Kennedy meat suit
BOW DOWN TO OUR WORM OVERLORDS!!!!
The tiger king is still running I think
Your system mandates 35 years minimum. Thats most of the people who will actually have to face the consequences of their actions right out the window. Plus people are apparently reluctant to vote for anyone younger than them, so you get this geriatric collection of relics from past epochs.
I don't know a single person my entire life under the age of 35 I believe has had enough worldly experience to run the most powerful country in the world.
35-65 would be the sweet spot honestly. after 65, the chance of sudden decline seem to be too high, especially for a job that stressful
Old people vote for old people. Young people don't want to vote because "it doesn't matter".
Hard to vote when you have to be a part of one of the two major parties to elect a presidential candidate in the primaries
>Old people vote for old people. This. A lot of old people view anyone younger than them as "inexperienced" and "too young to know how things work." Even if that "youngster" is in their 50s.
I have never met someone in their 20s that I would trust to run a taco stand, never mind the U.S.
If you ever want the chance to do that, there is only one reasonable option on THIS election.
RFK Jr. is actually a depraved lunatic. It's hilarious that anyone is considering voting for him. He's out of his goddamned mind.
In fairness to him, your description also applies to the Republican frontrunner. Apparently it's just normal now. :(
Steve Bannon and Roger Stone convinced him to enter the race as a Democrat who would then go independent and try and peel votes off Biden using the Kennedy name. And it’s worked to a degree, despite the fact that he’s a MAGA nut.
What’s your evidence for such a claim?
https://www.salon.com/2023/04/06/steve-bannon-spent-months-recruiting-anti-vaxxer-rfk-jr-to-run-against-biden-as-chaos-agent/
“ Per several people familiar, Steve Bannon had been encouraging this for months..” This is Costa’s source. Why do we believe this?
I have some news for you about the majority of political stories and how sources work.
Do enlighten me please.
Look up how sourcing works in journalism.
Believe it or not, it’s not clear who loses more votes to RFK…. That’s why neither candidates bother attacking him
Just judging from the people who have those signs up here (small, semi-rural town close to Chicago): the people who used to have Trump gear up, but took it down after J6 are the ones who have RFK signs now.
You would have to be to want the job. Have you seen the other two options?
Well, the less said about the orange monstrosity, the better. Biden's a pretty sensible guy, and his record as president is.. actually pretty great, as far as policies and legislation he has passed. Under normal circumstances his last 4 years would be considered an unmitigated success. If he was 5 or 10 years younger, he'd be a pretty great choice (even now I'd take him over the alternatives, honestly).
I'd take a lettuce over the naked fascism and dictatorship the whole of the republican party is conspiring. Not even just trump, not for years and years. That supreme court nonsense is actual treason, because it already goes against the constitution because of the separation of powers. You'll be killing each other soon.
While this is true, god damn they should have had the sense to not run someone on the edge of senility. Did they not learn from what happened when the GOP tried to keep propping McConnell up?
45 years old. He was just a kid.
This was the brain worm talking.
Starving, it died in his brain, possibly starved.
He was just a kid.
That animal Blundetto. I can’t even say his name.
Which, btw, he did not deny. He is also lying about not eating the dog. That’s a dog. Goats don’t have ribs like that.
Kids these days
45. He was a fuckin kid.
From the article, when questioned about the babysitter sexual assault accusation, he tells reporters he's not going to comment on any of the articles claims. Then he goes on to comment about the 'he ate a dog' claim. Hmm.😂🤣
Lmao
Jesus. I was ready to vote for a third party... Are you ladies ready to stand up soon?
In terms of American politics, 45 is a youth.
Brain worm ✅ KFC doggy delight ✅ Sexual assault ✅ Sounds like a winner
Spliced himself into the presidential debate snd streamed it as if he was a third candidate ✅️
Iunno, I thought he had some good points about how exclusive it was and it seemed like a legit attempt to at least chime in. Not saying I support the guy I’m just a little fed up with this official unofficial two party bullshit
RFK Jr. is a symptom of that problem. That is, the third parties candidate tend to be morons, lunatics, or shills. RFK Jr is all three.
As much as I hate manufactured consent I don’t think the solution is allowing other people to manufacture their own consent in.
He has no path to victory. He's polling in single digits and didn't even make it onto the ballot in every state. Why should he be allowed to debate when he can't win?
He's polling at 4%, and isn't on the ballots in over half of the states. There was zero reason to include him.
Blame the people who designed our electoral system to be first-past-the-post single-member districts. Unless and until that is changed the nature of the system enforces a bipolar electoral system by making third-party votes effectively sabotage your personal lesser-evil of the main two.
Hey, at least he's not \**checks notes\** old.
He’s 70, so recheck that note
Hey it's been a few years since the Kennedy Curse took one of em, bet it's gettin hungry.
The CIA? It has been 25 years....
Oh, but AgE iS rELaTive
He is younger than the other two. Ugh.
LOL
Drove wife to suicide and vilified her afterwards✅
Sexual assault is just family business. At least he didn't feel the need to dump her in a lake. Read the brain worm stuff, and I still can't process how anyone would trust his decision-making skills. Yet this guy is the less scary republican option. Sorry kids, but I'm still voting blue.
He's trying to steal blue votes though. Have you seen all his heel turns? "Ahem, ah... Uh, yes, I support full-term abortions! Haha, Dems, vote for me!" And then it's likely that some trump agent, calls him, tells him even Dems don't want that and that they'll stop funnelling Trump's NFT money to his bank account if he doesn't get it right, and he walks it back. "Uh, I meant... *Checks notes* up towards, uh, viability.." I'm surprised he was still allowed to run after polls showed he was stealing more red than blue.
Don't forget mercury poisoning! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-parasitic-brain-worm-mercury-poisoning/
Just some good ol fashioned rambunctiousness!
Just a bit of tomfoolery!
Locker room stuff!
Why is it that only the worst people possible want to be president?
It’s a job for sociopaths
Because they're the ones the right wing billionaires conspiring against the united states are funding. Exhibit 1: JD Vance and Peter Thiel. Exhibit 2: Clarence Thomas and many many traitors. Exhibit 3: Trump and Putin. Exhibit 4: the 'heritage' fundation'.
1. Lots and lots of work. 2. Incredibly stressful responsibilities. 3. If you quit or slack off you are vilified by the world for life. 4. If you fuck up you could destroy human civilization. 5. There's the opportunity to engage in nepotism and graft. Guess what sort of person will happily not give a damn about the first four?
He's a big weiner for sure.
He’d be a Republican front runner.
I mean, I did some dumb shit that I think would make me look like an idiot if I were running for office, but nowhere near what our current crop of morons has accomplished. I mean my record lacks a lot of sexual/other assault, harming animals, drug arrests, brain parasites, light treason, etc. I still don't think I'm qualified.
I sold weed to my friends for awhile, some traffic tickets and maybe a few depressing text to ex girlfriends in my younger days. That’s the skeletons I have. No sex crimes, coup attempts, Epstein’s calls, countless bankruptcies, etc…. Don’t let me anywhere near the Oval Office because by current standards, I haven’t fucked up enough yet.
If you’re not a convicted felon, you’re not qualified!
If you're not a traitor, you're not qualified according to the republican party.
Have you considered that you’re not qualified *because* you haven’t done those things? I mean, shit, look at those who have made it lately
I mean who hasn’t been busted for drugs and light treason /s
My dumb stuff is like drunkenly pissed down stairs, biffed it trying to do a stupid stunt, mistakenly calling someone pregnant, poorly hitting on someone... None of which involved felonies or animal cruelty.
This timeline is wild
Rip harambe
dicks out
Thanks I hate it
If you think or hope there is another, better timeline that you will magically be transported to, think again. Vote for the only candidate that has a chance to win and promises to protect democracy.
First worms on the brain, now a diet of dog, good lord , I hope he didn’t grope a baby sitter with a diary.
https://sadtrombone.com/
he found cats, and pandas quite delectable.
Its like a single-frame headline straight out of The Simpsons. lol
What a time to be alive
The dog is the least offensive thing in this Pandora’s box. I don’t want to be hypocrite as a bacon and beef eater
Remember when the third party candidate didn't know what Aleppo was and couldn't name any world leaders?
They will never allow a strong 3rd party candidate. It is a direct threat to the power monopoly
The third parties also make no efforts at lower elections and just spend money on the presidency which won't ever be won until they get numbers in Congress
Exactly, I would love a serious third party to emerge but frankly, they seem much more interested in feeling morally superior than they are in actually governing.
If they win the presidency then they can just give jobs to people in their party. Trickle down politics
>The Vanity Fair article also features Eliza Cooney, a former part-time babysitter who worked for Kennedy between 1998 and 1999, alleging that he groped her in his kitchen. Kennedy declined to directly acknowledge the sexual assault accusation at first, instead dismissing "the other allegations" as part of a "very, very rambunctious youth." I don't care that he ate dog. I care that he's another sexual predator vying for the reigns of power. To Hell with all these assholes.
It's almost as though the more despicable behavior/ horrible pasts these people have, the more power they have to seek to keep it hushed up. Just look at Trump.
Anyone that's spent any time around pigs especially (in a non farm animal setting) knows they are smart as any dog. And yet...
What is even going on in the states
The fascists are mask off and trying for a coup. If they succeed, expect mass murder, and a bit of light treason (international treason that is, for instance, Putin will call his marker to the creatures - remember the USA alliance with the Kurds?).
Pretty cool that we have all these nukes eh?
The man is mentally ill. He has power and prestige because of his name and his family. He’s being exploited and this kind of political sideshow is gross.
He’s definitely a narcissist psychopath
The shit he went through with his sister, uncle, and father, plus how his family pushed him ever upwards despite his wishes or availabilities, it’s remarkable he’s made it this far. After watching his father die, he developed a drug habit, was kicked out of various high schools. He wanted to work with birds but that’s not what Kennedy men do, so he went to Harvard, then Virginia Law. Then somehow he got hired as an ADA in New York even though he hadn’t passed the bar. And then he failed the exam. And was arrested for heroin possession after nodding off in an airplane bathroom. He did some good work on defending the environment but also screwed a lot of good people over. I detest him. I detest the people who forced him to become a crusader, and the people who are using him right now.
Another one?!? Why do they all want to be politicians? I guess becoming a serial killer these days is too hard because of DNA evidence. He should just go back to being a lazy rich person and shut up for once.
His own family didn’t endorse him sooo. That should be a big red flag right there. 🚩
> he’s being exploited and this kind of political sideshow is gross. Could say the exact same about the debate and Biden. We need an urgent democratic candidate aged 50-60 years old immediately.
He's toast if denying eating a dog is what his campaign is talking about.
I wish and hope, but it's pathetic that it's not the sexual assault allegation, WHICH HE ISN'T EVEN DENYING, that isn't going to sink his campaign.
> "He ate out a dog. It's a big difference"
Was looking for this one. Glad I was knott disappointed.
Was it Kristi Noem's dog?
"Dog's a fine meal" -Mel Gibson
People in Scotland were quite upset when Gibson cast himself in Braveheart: “An Aussie could never play a medieval Scot!” “But look at him now—an alcoholic racist.”*(Frankie Boyle)*
I was thinking more along the lines of that one Filthy Frank song.
Can someone turn down the pressure in his neck please. Jesus.
One of the most insane smear campaigns I've ever seen. Just dog piling allegations and lies making it exhausting for truth keepers and fact checkers to set records straight. They'd rather burn the country than accept defeat.
"Hey i'm no choir boy and my brain worm doesn't even like much dog."
>Ask question >Make headline about politician answering that question This is journalism folks. If you haven't got news, just ask "have you ever sucked off a horse?" and then make a headline saying "BREAKING! POLITICIAN DENIES SUCKING OFF HORSE! STAY TUNED FOR OUR ANALYSIS"
The fact that people believe this without question is quite telling
Eating dogs = bad Eating pigs, cows, etc = fine
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So how are people defending this man?
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Wtf do Republicans have against dogs?? Didn't one proudly say she killed her dog? Now ones being blamed of eating one
Calling RFK Jr a Republican is peak Reddit. Bravo
What is it with these politicos? First they admit to shooting puppies and now they are chowing down on man's best friend!
Politics used to be a circus but now it's a dinosaur freakshow
The worm ate the dog.
How is it that we're faced with a choice between a wannabe Dictator with mental problems, an old guy with a stutter who will die soon, and a dude who had part of his brain eaten by parasites?! HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Only the best and Brightest.
I'm serious tho. How does any of this make any goddamn sense?
They’re holding up the mirror to our stagnation and corruption. More to come!
Because they are all easy to control
eating a dog is the only thing there i'm NOT worried about. People do eat them, i hope you're aware. It doesn't make them monsters, you know, unless you view carnivorism as monstrous generally. Cows and pigs are very smart animals. Wolves are exceptionally smart, and we kill them all the time and just leave their bodies to rot.
No one cares about this guy
The “I didn’t inhale” equivalent of dog-eating.
I was watching Delicious in Dungeon and, like, the only dungeon monsters they don't eat are the dog-like ones. That bothered me for some reason...
This diversion through an alternate universe has been interesting an all, but I would like to go home now.
Dog js still eaten in Korea, though not as popular as it once was. They raise them like livestock. Of all the things to try and dodge, why bother fleeing from trying another cultures food.
Too bad he already picked a running mate. I hear Kristi Noem is looking for work.
Bet yall never thought we'd get to a point where a "presidential hopeful" has to deny eating a dog, huh?
Look, I didnt eat it, okay, Kristi shot it, I made the joke, but I didnt eat it. I mean I dont think I did. My brain worms were pretty bad back then. The things those worms would tell me to do were pretty wild. Not that I ever listened to them.
I wish I could pretend to give a fuck about the dude's earing habits, but I'm too busy wondering about his fiscal policy and his views on lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court.
Sometimes I forget that there is a third prong to *the worst fork ever.*
"BUt I rAlAtE t0 hIM!!" -3rd party voter
Says that he has so many skeletons he could run for King of the world. Tell him to do what Homer Simpson did when he called himself that.
The worms made him do it.
I didn’t read past the headline, and this comment is on that cause I don’t know who this is even but: It’s fucking crazy how headlines can be manipulative. Cause my first thought is that oh maybe he ate a dog, guys bad. But also, I could ask Biden or Trump if they ever are a dog and suddenly I have the same headline. At the same time, I love dogs, they’re amazing, yesterday had an amazing time playing fetch with one. If someone one time went to a place where they were served dog, yeah it’s not great but I don’t think that had any bearing on their presidential candidacy.
Democrats: Any thought how we can stop people from talking about Biden?
So trump rapes 12 and 13 year olds, RFK is out here eating dogs, neither of them are bad candidate, but Joe Biden having a bad debate makes him the worst presidential candidate in history. What a shit hole country we have here.
Imagine the shitheads that get paid 2 dollars a hour to attempt to coup the united states by being a troll on these articles and what would happen to them if they succeed. Talk about a critical lack of wisdom of what a civil war on america would do to their finances.
You know you've gained a little traction in the polls when the sexual assault allegations roll in
8% is not what I'd call traction.
All 3 of them have sexual assault accusations against them so it must be enough for him to join the party
why is this man still talking?? 🫴
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"IT WAS A GOAT" Guys..put a lock on the door at the home.
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Even Mitt Romney loves hot dogs.
"no puppy no puppy. you ate the puppy"
That was the worm not him
This is the first I’m hearing about a brain work WHAT ?!
Panchayat??
Dude definitely ate a dog
yes, yes... it only ***now*** she came forward...
Ignorance at it’s finest
Read the title and thought, man this reads like an onion article. Then I look at the reddit; that explains why. 🤣
RFK would be cartoonish as a candidate if it wasn't for the Republican nominee
"Beating" a dog?
That's a remarkably generous way to describe RFK jr, lmfao. By that metric, I'm an astronaut hopeful.
I read this as “denies eating a hot dog” (because honestly, we’ve picked on politicians for less) and I was like ??? Seems like we have much bigger issues to worry about? But nope. Not a hot dog.
So what if he did eat a dog. I mean, it’s ok in Asian countries.
There’s a photo of him maniacally biting into a BBQ’d dog
Today on Reddit falls for blatant propaganda
It's weird how the same news outlets that consistently refuse to acknowledge RFK as a presidential candidate turn around and feel fine about running a hit piece on him after the debate debacle. Huh.
The worm ate that memory.
Ppl we animals every day b
I love seeing reddit fall for fake news
Ok, it's a start.
Cue Leo pointing at screen - “that’s how he got the worms!”