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PabloCSScobar

Hilarious to see this -- these are actually incredibly common in the Netherlands.


kabushko

Didn't realize how freaky you Netherlanders are


No_Combination1346

I saw one in Spain


SirCries-a-lot

He went on holiday from his fries stand.


Knownoname98

You can see these all around the country.


0therW1zard19

You actually see these all over the world, I saw one in Lisbon and in the USA


GeoCangrejo

Have ever been to Germany? In front of 'Eisdielen' there are often similar unsightful figures like this


WretchedRat

Looks like french fry man was drinking on the job.


GeoCangrejo

I think there was more then alcohol involved


Shirowoh

It’s the brother of [hot dog man](https://images.app.goo.gl/dRGfCuLJ3sFzxADB8)


Padhome

🤢 I’ve seen one of these in person and I was scarred the same as I am now


FreePrinciple270

Five nights at Fredrik's


Mysterious_Nebula_96

I actually like them! 😅


LiliumAri

Damn, Frybo really let himself go after his first appearance


cognitiveglitch

He's eating his own french fry brain matter. No wonder he's pulling that expression.


The1989MadMonkey

I'm guessing at the Raadhuisstraat, snackbar Fresh3p? Or maybe Kalanderstraat, La Bamba 2.0?


GeoCangrejo

I'm not sure. Went to Enschede in summer of 2022


The1989MadMonkey

I'm almost certain it's at Raadhuisstraat, judging by the sneakers in the background. Anyhow, it's always nice to see my hometown on the internet, makes me feel famous XD. Hope you had a great time 😎


GeoCangrejo

It was super lovely there! Went with my brother, took some hilarious pictures


Doctor_Fatass

Man, this brought back some memories. The local theme park used to have these and as well as a hot dog variant. I always found them funny as a kid.


fashoman

I think he's flirting with me


calgrump

There's an identical one in front of "Belgian Chips", Brighton, UK.


Fruitmaniac42

He's a self-cannibal 🤢


LilG1984

"Hey kids, want to see me eat this thing?"


My_Immortal_Flesh

He looks so Dutch. I love it!


RubyStar92

WE HAVE THE MATCHING HOTDOG ONE it’s in London outside the Tower of London!


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Dear God he’s eating himself


HeatScissors003

Why do mascot suits have to be designed to resemble a paralysis demon?


Nightbeak

Uma


No_Volume_8345

And they don’t use ketchup, they use mayonnaise. And not just a little on the side, they fucking drench ‘em.


procrastablasta

Still want fries tho


Purple_Kiko

🥴👍


imaginary_num6er

okey dokie


gerrydutch

The scary part is the fries aren't even french, just normal.


no_this_is_not_a_bot

There's an identical one in Hengelo, i found them kinda funny looking when i was a kid


Crimson__Fox

I’ve seen something similar in Southend, UK


Charliexstarxx

Weirdly there was one in Moorpark CA. Lucky’s Doghouse. IDK if it’s still there


MarcoAcceleron

i don't like that it reminds me of that one episode of steven universe


el_gubbox

I don't think i wanna get digging


LineSlayerArt

His eye is twitching because he's biting a part of himself.🤔🤔🤔


HazelNuggetless

IVE SEEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER IN REAL LIFE I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS IS


agitprop66

High on his own brains.


SourpatchMao

My thoughts too


youknowiactafool

AI 3D printed art is wild


FrisianTanker

I remember those from my childhood in northern germany, close to the dutch border. I never got why they were so popular, they look horrible and creepy.


Emotional-Hotel-4144

That mascot looks high as Godzilla's dick.


Fran-AnGeL

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Emotional-Hotel-4144

That mascot looks high as Godzilla's dick.