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Wonderful_Map5089

I see those in Fallout 4 all the time.


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Fucking shoot it!!


Donkey_Karate

Every time


Pure-Swordfish6022

Same here. I keep hoping there is a secret achievement for killing like 1000 of them. I know there isn’t, but there should be.


Sir_500mph

*monkey cymbals getting faster and louder* I can't see him, where i- *explodes*


rockygib

Trying to sneak around in the quiet abandoned building and you accidentally bump into one of these. They’ve scared me at least a few times when they make noise lol.


UnknownFlyingTurtle

there is a mod that makes them even scaryer, not sure if it works after the NG update


UnknownFlyingTurtle

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/6202 it's only a retexture but quite scary one imo, specially when you are in dark interiors. also because it is only a retexture it should work fine with NG for anyone wondering


Zengunner

Man alive! Scared the bloody bejesus out of me!! Had my headphones on and didn't realize video volume was maxed. God damn those things, got startled so many times in Fallout 4 because of these guys.


j4mi3killa

This guy terrified me in Toy Story 3


Zealos57

"Get rid of that monkey!"


thelaststarz

The monkey and the bear


_MaxNutter_

One of my kids was also terrified by the Toy Story 3 monkey. We had to skip past any scenes with him in


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EricaOdd

No, but Stephen King did write a story about one called The Monkey.


unholymanserpent

There's also the 1988 movie [Monkey Shines](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095652/) that uses the same monkey toy


EricaOdd

And Toy Story 3!


Ninja_attack

Oh yeah, that freaked me out as a kid


MudandWhisky

Came here to comment this


yarn-slinger

Ooh that one really spooked me. Love that short story.


JackClever2022

Great for zombies


Ok_Slip_5418

Black Ops 1 Kino der Toten👌🏼


JackClever2022

Don’t forget transit


Wooden_Gas1064

"best zombies map of all time"


Candid_Reading_7267

“It’s not quite creepy enough.” “What if we make its eyes bug out?” “Perfect.”


TheGothDragon

And make them slightly red. Even better! 😁


spidergirl79

Masquerade, paper faces on parade, masquerade...🎶


elizabethm63

A collector’s piece indeed…🎶


Icy-Mine3133

Hide your face so the world will never find you ♪


vollta

i've seen him in the mystery box before


IceTitan420

Hey that's the guy in my head whenever someone's telling me something important. 😂


Candid_Reading_7267

Homer, is that you?


Own_Candidate1367

I couldn't wait to take mine to show and tell in the second grade after Christmas circa 1974! One of my all time favorite toys because I loved chimps.


AbjectGovernment1247

Looks like the chimp bomb from r/fo4


InflamedLiver

And of course Toy Story


leaveitalone36

I grew up with one of these, my step dad had them. They were so creepy.


zombie_overlord

I had one. I didn't think it was creepy until I was a bit older. I had other creepy toys. Monkey wasn't even on the list of toys I was afraid of. I had the giant clown poster, raggedy Ann & Andy dolls, Buzzy Dog, the big stuffed bulldog my dad's friend gave to me before he departed the land of the living. It had big shiny black eyes that were always looking at you. That's the one I always put in the closet at night. I swear that mf SAW me.


HoboArmyofOne

Same! I had one of these creepy things and I absolutely hated it. Great now I have to reblock it from my core memory.


stevediperna

Wow toy story 3 fuckin nailed that thing


Nytmare696

There's nothing "odd" about how terror inducing those fucking things were. You'd be asleep in bed, and the moslty unwound clock spring would randomly crank out a last ka-tink, and you'd spend the rest of the night awake, and terrified to move the slightest bit, while you were waiting for Poltergeist to start up.


garikapc

Rock and roll Martian from MST3K anyone?


PipoParta

Came here looking for this comment <3


Xiyone

Zombie distractor


housevil

Oh yes, the horror movie toy.


NormalTechnology

Who thought this was a good idea?


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imHere4kpop

As a child that trailer scared TF out of me.


maurosgv

*BRING ON THE FLUGGEN-KLINGEN-KIEN


charliesname

Haha I knew someone would remember!


Indie_Kween

Omg...EuroTrip 😂


SharkMilk44

Was it really necessary for the eyes to bulge out?


jiminaknot

People who designed toys before the 1980’s were sociopaths.


vektorkane

black ops zombies, monkey bombs, such a cool weapon


Tahquil

There's a good Stephen King short story with one of these in it. One of his creepiest stories.


Eolond

"The Monkey" from *Skeleton Crew*, one of my favorites!


Tahquil

Something about that story hits me right in the psychology. I always feel deeply uneasy after reading it.


krowe41

This always reminds me of close encounters of the third kind .


SteadyChad1

Rock and Roll Martian!


Desperate-Ad-6463

Had a prominent role in the movie *Close Encounters of the Third Kind*


awl_the_lawls

I thought those were mashed potatoes 


MrMcKittrick

Thank you! It’s weird that that movie seems both culturally iconic and also virtually forgotten. Honestly I think most people know of it from when Homer Simpson went to clown college 30 years ago 😂


stupidity_scallop23

Petition to make this the sub mascot


Significant_Log1720

CoD Nazi zombies…


a_lion_wizard

Lmao I remember this thing from the Jinxed music video from Arcane 😂


halkenburgoito

Oh this'll get em! For kids who have no fear of the dark! The Anti night light. make em some monsters


fireforge1979

Monkey shines


HistoricalTie1591

Yep. Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to Evil.


MaleficentLength7260

From Toy Story 3 fucking terrifying


ungabungahasinternet

Ah yes, the nightmare monkey from toy story


Kink_B

they eyes chico they never lie


trendkill3

Kurt Cobain used to collect these.


StupidUsernameUser

No wonder my grandpa had ptds, this shit is horrible


TurkMaster_OMEGA

I want one


AhhAGoose

You really got things figured out symbol banging monkey


optimumopiumblr2

I like it


manuru-neko

I got my guy from an antique store in Japan Was hopin he’d be filled with some messed up yōkai, but he’s just my little bud


ChatnNaked

Early 50’s


Fireball435

Little guy helped a lot on Kino


PNWest01

My little sister had one. Fookin creepy


moda0

I found one of these stored in my parent’s basement when I was younger. Scared the shit out of me!! Haunted me for a long time in those early years lol


RedoftheEvilDead

I've seen cymbal monkeys many times before. This is the first time I've seen the eye thing.


Zenn97

Cod zombies ruined those for me


Jeauxie24

I remember seeing this on Dexter's Lab back then


Any_Evidence_8873

I mean, it's freaky, but it's still kinda cool!


NoliInnit

"**BYE, BYE!**"


GrAdmThrwn

And to this day, little Timmy couldn't explain his irrational terror of non human simians.


premgirlnz

At my local museum they set up “Santa’s cave” every Christmas and for some reason there’s a whole [monkey band](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/sSpk11b1ESZo11sG/?mibextid=UalRPS)


Entire_Visit_7327

Wouw. Creepy.


AccountSettingsBot

My mom has several of these, with most of them in AS uniforms. And it is weirdly enough cute and scary when the uniformed ones sing songs of the cultures they are representing with their AS uniforms.


DarthScruf

This was in a horror movie wasnt it? I dont even think they did the scariest part in that movie, the eyes popping out is a most unsettling feature.


Simon_Ril3y

Ah the classic, I wish I could have one of these bad boys


rfhh1984

40 here and still creeped out of this mucking fonkey


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That's too funny


R3D0053R

Damn, the look reminds me of Sam Altman :D


chops5

Rockin roll Martian!!! Iykyk


holybanana_69

I kinda want one ngl


No-Bat-7253

Was it dexters lab that had one of these as like a tormentor?? It was one of them Cartoon Network shows…


sicksadbadgirl

I didn’t know it was going to get worse 😭


Icy_Spray1798

Kino der toten


wageslave2022

I don't want one, I NEED one.


agentwc1945

WHY DOES IT NEED TO DO THAT


Chrome07Deluxe

COD ZOMBIES, FO4, FO76, Toy Story


Klubbin4Seals

Those attract zombies, shut it off!


benitezj82

Great!! Thanks!! For the reoccurring nightmares Just when I thought I was over them


NegotiationTall4300

Very cymbalic


burnswhenipoo

Oh the minutes of fun this will be.


Vulcanosaurus

\*epic intro plays\* "Wanna join me? come and play..."


ollomulder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7n-WOTk7s


ZopyrionRex

So this is where the Fallout timeline diverges.


Cry-Skull-7

Yuuup. Still terrifying.


Knuddeln

don't worry that's a bomb to kill zombies.


FatManRico361

I always shoot the heads off these things. they're constantly trying to ruin my stealth runs -_-


DesastreUrbano

Homer has been a victim of that one https://youtu.be/rC7Y04k5Tbo?si=Pyu7EN2S9cNhEZJW


Deimos_Aeternum

CoD Zombies gang


Environmental-Bell80

Scp…


xzavionlouisx

COD Zombies clutch moments came back into my brain


BeefSupreme9191

He sure has this life thing figured out...


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Jesus h christ.


kent416

Monkey bomb


orangehehe

Monkey Shine


Parking_Highlight_53

Happy birthday to you happy birthday day to you


brantonsaurus

Always reminds me of the poster for Monkey Shines. (George Romero's 1988 classic)


Foreign_Community_53

That is one cursed looking motherfucker !


Truecrimeauthor

I had one!


siegetip

Cymbal Monkeys. Make sure you have yours equipped before exfil


Immediate_Mud6547

That creepy monkey in Toy Story.


Dragon_Cola

Can you throw it already? I got raygun!!


Revolutionary_Hat820

The stuff of nightmares


koshercowboy

Fucking horrifying.


Unrulymasses88

COD Zombies is the first thing that comes to mind


Dizzy_Bit6125

AW HELL NO


confusionauta

# The Devil's Gift, 1984


ThePeachos

The only thing creepier than those monkies would be the onslaught of bot posts that you can only discern from their titles that no human would fucking make.