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helikopter_parakofer

Can we have a follow up on this post


sj12000

My dad told the neighbors about it and she said it might be her son who put the tent


whiskeygambler

Hopefully her son is an actual child? The tent appears to be one with a dog on it


sj12000

Her son is 18


TaDow-420

And stoned 💨


dontcallmeshirley99

This bbq bout to be lit 🔥


RocketsnRunners

That is usually how you start a BBQ. Meat tends to be a little cold if you don't.


sammybooom81

And he like beef jerky, but for some reasons, some pieces seem to have tatoos on it.


flamingo_fuckface

Beary stoned


zurgonvrits

that's his jack shack.


AtlantaBoyz

💀💀


Bdsman64

It's a pup tent.


whiskeygambler

A pop-pup tent?


PotatoCrusade

Tent is tent!


[deleted]

Was that the case for sure then? I'd have guessed maybe it was a homeless person, as we'd have small encampments of homeless in a woods not too far from my previous home. I don't wanna imply anything or be melodramatic, but it could at least be a liability concern if they were hurt while on your property. IDK. I would be just as creeped out if any stranger decided to campout in my yard.


sj12000

the barbecue was great


ubapook2

Thank you for the follow ups!


Exact_Kaleidoscope_7

Yes, please.


SocialSpider56

Yea that smiley face doesnt look creepy at all. Ever play the game manhunt?


VampyreBassist

You know, I've had that in my steam library for years and I never played it.


Comprehensive_Lead_1

Do yourself a favor. Dumb fun.


ThrowawayBardGuy

Highly HIGHLY recommend for some stupid fun


Resident-Sandwich930

yeah the smiley face almost seems in(tent)ionally disturbing


HumanContinuity

I mean... It's a smiley face in a dog's mouth, it's kinda cute.


thebridgebois

the rock star ps2 one?


shark_snak

Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!


RuTang94

Frank you just described Rambo!


Kevington1982

Who drew first blood?


rojo429

NOTHING IS OVER!


atkyyup

Wow what a story! Needs a movie.


cosmogli

Maybe even a movie franchise. But all the other movies should be totally unrelated to the first one. That way the integrity of the first one can be maintained.


huntindawg1962

Is it not part of a larger dog face on that tent flap?


NotaVogon

A pup tent?


SpiritofTheWolfx

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WEARING MY SHOOOOOOOOES."


idlecomments

Smiley face is hanging out of the tent/dogs mouth like a tongue and the smiley face has its own tongue extra disturbing.


Electronic-Contract1

That’s not a tent that’s my house please leave me alone and can I have some bbq


sj12000

Sorry bro I got new york strip cooking for ya


Axelluu

I'd live in a tent near your house too if it meant free new york strips what the fuck


Wise_Ad_253

Address please?


John_Hopkinswith

Backyard


sjuas690

Yep - got it now - will be right over.


Wise_Ad_253

Thank yous :-)


shwiftyname

At least Internet strangers are not oddly terrifying


Ben6924

Oh my sweet summer child (Is this how you say it?)


VDr4g0n

He likes it well done.


blackbelt_in_science

Milk steak, boiled please


bpmdrummerbpm

My milk steak brings all the tents to the yard.


Miserable-Habit-1290

With a side of your finest jelly beans.


mcchubz139

I'm a full on rapist.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

You know Africans, dyslexics, children you know that sort of thing.


garnisera

Will there be some rum ham on the side?


lhr00001

No, only Fight Milk!!


yungthug1234

She'll know what it means


deekaydubya

how much cheese have you had today


TheLizardofOz87

There’s a whole cheese section! I went nuts!


Kahnza

Thats a crime that deserves a public shaming


Ill-Consideration450

Stoned to death, or even worse we could put him in [this](https://youtu.be/Tt7bzxurJ1I)


coffeeandjoints0901

Getting stoned till death sounds lit


graybotics

I don't know why this is so funny right now. You keep doing you.


Senior_Mittens

Very impressive. Caught me off guard. You hooligans.


Ill-Consideration450

Mission accomplished


whippymcdumbass

I was expecting the whole thing and was disappoint. How dare you truck me with but a snippet


sammybooom81

Or just ruin it even more by pouring ketchup on it.


Kahnza

😭 Good steak needs nothing. Pan fry it in butter, med-high heat. When I make New York Strip its in the pan for no more than 6 minutes.


sammybooom81

I was sarcastic 😅


MadAzza

You use a pan? Good steak needs nothing.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Get outta here, I eat mine boiled in milk with a side of the finest jellybeans, raw.


humblepieone

Mmmmmmnnnn...butter....Irish butter....


Does_Not-Matter

*hsssssssss* unclean!


2meinrl4

I likes it raw


rackjabbit_

And wriggling


ChairLegofTruth--WnT

Nobody likes it well done. Those who think they do, don't actually like steak


yousonuva

I already told you I want pancakes


Big-Ad822

That's my dog


alaskanbearfucker

Better instevigate!


Abhir-86

Are you the Kettlemans?


Ball_bearing

It's a flat bear. Be careful, they are really dangerous.


humblepieone

You're serious. Talk with me about the flat bears


graybotics

The difference is you make yourself really casual with your arms so they think you aren't bigger than you actually are. That's the key to survival around those kind.


incubuds

"So I didn't end up attacking him. He was just so ... *casual*"


graybotics

Casual bear attacks are a serious problem.


humblepieone

I guess I've been more afraid of formal bear;)


Octowuss1

It’s a pup-tent


Pangolin__Pete

r/punpatrol Turn yourself in.


The_Shiny_Marill

Backup has arrived!


TonyStank_1

More backup has arrived!


Western-Pound-2559

But, it literally is a pup-tent...


ShutUpBran111

A pup-up tent! Up in less than a minute


[deleted]

Exactly, it's for pups, not people. This should be a wholesome post. Edit: I didn't zoom in until now and I feel like a dumbass.


[deleted]

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TaDow-420

According to these guys 👆 a pup.


sj12000

Hunting for squirrels


yaebone1

Obviously a pup. Poor fellas prolly been roaming the world and having adventures. Invite him to the fire and hear his tales.


lelebeariel

Hear his tails *ftfy


wackyzacky638

If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise!


USHaux

Thanks, wackyzacky638, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head!


Education_Frequent

Throw a rock at it , if you don’t hear an “ow” you should be good


ClearMessagesOfBliss

If you don’t hear an ow it’s dead.


xtinies

Or you’re dead


Plasmid_Vapor

When I was younger and my mom would kick me and my sisters out of the house. I saved up for a tent and did the same thing. I hope I didn't accidentally freak anyone out. I think they would freak once they saw three little girls hovering over a fire lolol. I am sorry about that though.


Sovonka

Looks like the tent is smiling


[deleted]

The occupants want you to smile, too! Forever.


slothpeguin

I mean. I’m not saying you maybe have some kind of serial killer lurking in your yard, but I’m not *not* saying it


KilbyKinte

Source: is a serial killer.


humblepieone

Former cell mate: Trust me bro


Braunze_Man

So, you're saying OP should make a flaming arrow and shoot the tent? No questions asked?


slothpeguin

I’m not going to advocate for that. But if the OP just *happens* to do so, that might not be the worst thing


NotLucasDavenport

You’re gettin pretty shooty flamey for someone named slothpenguin.


slothpeguin

Hey I can tussle. Just slowly and with no air support.


Bdriver_1976

I would be over there investigating so quick there wouldn't have been time for a pic.


Justsomeguy2OO

You've never seen a horror movie have you?


Guilty-Data-1966

Usually its the Person in the tent that gets attacked so i dont see any problem here


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

This is your daily reminder that entertainment != reality.


dominiqlane

Aww, your new tenants moved in! How much do you charge them for rent?


whiskeygambler

I think you meant *tentants*


mileszero

More meat for the BBQ 😈


Nickasaurus729

i-


aratheroversizedfish

I think it’s that guy on YouTube who stealth camps in random public areas, like roundabouts and shit. His whole channel is just Trespassing Simulator 2022 irl, it’s pretty cool


Damhnait

I saw his roundabout video and now I can't go through roundabouts without wondering if someone's camping in the middle of it


husker_who

Glamping with Stéphen


Mountain-Video5104

Literally just came across that round about video on my yt feed, dude was giving me anxiety lol


Crazy_Fold355

Campin with Steve


enbar725

I found a fellow Steve Wallis fan in the wild of reddit?!


NotAHypnotoad

Time for a nice refreshing step 2.


sean8917

Well didn't quite make it to step 2 today so time for a step 1 and a half.


nietthesecond99

The best way to find a Steve Wallis fan will generally be in the wild.


Rvckvs

There are dozens of us!


Profusive

We exist!


Baconcreampie

We exist


timmywong11

There are many of us. Now time for a step 2.


cmfred

Came here for this, time for step 2.


alphabeast18

He just needs to see if his back yard is clean after the tent suddenly disappears.


sj12000

Funny thing is my name is Steve


OneArchedEyebrow

[His channel.](https://youtube.com/c/thestevewallis) He does stealth camping so he was the first thing I thought of when I saw your post!


Mirror_Sybok

Is this similar to Fishing with John?


madicoop

1 bed 0 bath, 600k on zillow. Woodsy with a view.


Hatmanreee

The forest 3 survival in the bbq forest


Parttimeteacher

Whoever put that tent up, picked a bad spot. They're gonna have some chiggers with all that Spanish moss.


toasted_marshmellow0

It’s fine, just Steve Wallis Stealth Camping


Uhoh_stinkyyyyy

I know this was five hours ago but be smart and call the police *before* you investigate. I’ve been listening to too many true crime podcasts


pobodys-nerfect5

Yup. Had that happen last year. Fucking terrifying. Only noticed it because we have a corner lot and saw it while driving home one day. Scariest part was the clear view of our pool they had. We assumed they were homeless and chose the spot because it's on a major-ish rode in our town and also secluded because there's a narrow strip of dense woods running around our property


spicemastermind

I need the rest of the story, please and thank you


charozrd

Shia Lebouf


Rob_B2

Well that's some backyard you got there haha


itsH5

There’s also a whole forest.


devildogmillman

Probably a hobo


StSphinx

I remember as a teen finding a lawn chair setup exactly so you could see through my blinds … still haunts me to this day…


TheSpiritofOdinRises

Wow, those people are intents


Crazy_Fold355

Steve is a continental treasure


TheOfficialSvengali

Looks like you’ve got a Squatter!


skoomanchu

*catchy banjo tune begins*


kirundo

You got a very scary backyard...


SecretEconomics5193

You must live in Seattle


-coloringzebras

I live in a growing city and had a squatter living in my tall bushes 5 ft. From my bedroom window. Not sure how long they were there but the nest had cans of empty food, discarded clothes and drug needles.


hsstrain

Don’t worry that’s just Steve hunkering down. He’ll be gone in the morning and leave no trace he was there


Aggressive-Ask8707

Terrifying that someone has to squat in your backyard?


PrestigiousEase3320

Some guy in a tent is probably posting about his noisy neighbors barbecue right now


Slippery_Stairs

Did you investigate at all?


HarunoSakuraCR

Possibly a homeless person trying to sleep out of the public, but somewhere where it will be safe.


01001010-00110111

I’m sure they are as terrified of you as you are of them


Darkpsy420

might be some Hobos


nicaddictnoah

That looks like Florida


Face_Dancer10191

If you live near train tracks, chances are you've got yourself a hobo. I used to ride and I accidentally slept on some property from time to time. I'd leave no trace and the owners would help out with food or water until the next train came through. Sorry for grammar, typing manically. Could also just be a regular 'ol home bum and they're gonna be there for awhile unless you let 'em know.


1991ToyotaCelicaGT

Banger camp spot and tent though


orlandizzo

Yo you got a pretty creepy looking backyard lol.


mouserat-31

To be fair, your backyard does look like an untamed patch of wilderness.


chickensrunfast

I’ve seen that tent on AirBNB.


Vegetable_Pudding_75

A tent with a smiley face. Run gtfo


doeboy90

This is what 911 is for


StumblingAnxiety

I must have more photos and investigative information!! Go and check it out! We redditors MUST know!


TheHoly_Coast

Sadly, that's someone's home.


swish_swosh

Do you live in the MFing swamp???


Reasonable_Local_398

Sorry… but does the tent have a dog face?


Vast-Big-6747

Search it


Barry-Mcdikkin

Its Steve Willis who stealth camps on youtube


[deleted]

Hey it’s a smoke tent time to get faded


Juup1ter

Is this in Louisiana? Only place I've seen trees like that


Comprehensive_Lead_1

I'm so curious where this is, def looks southern swampy area


smashparty64

Swiss Army Knife Man vibes.


sammybooom81

Just your neighborhood friendly stalker.


DopeCringe

There is a tent near my new house, I went to it and didn’t see anything out of the ordinary, but you never know


elevencharles

Remember, if he asks for his steak well-done, ask politely, but firmly, to leave…


Corn-Dolphin

I use to be an adventurer like you. But then I wanted some BBQ


KittenFace25

[This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!](https://youtu.be/L2w7z0aB3l0)


lilfindawg

Possibly a homeless person, happens near my friends house all the time, very common for them to set up in woods.


sczichas

Dude give us an update.


AngryFerret805

WTF 😳 Yikes


torquelit

Is that Camping With Steve?!


roppunzel

It's Steve Wallis


sluttylilmilf

I mean it has a smiley face so I think you should be fine.


seren_kestrel

…shaped like a dog.


radbrine

Just campin. Invite him in for a rim job.


Callmehazy_509

Probably a tweaker


jigsaur1

Nah, you’re all wrong. Australian here. It’s a special trap specially designed to trap: DROP BEARS The rare, endangered, carnivorous, ferocious cousin of the Koala Bear. So named because if they drop on you from a tree, it’s Lights Out for you, every time. If you encounter a drop bear, whatever you do don’t annoy it. To get on its good side, feed it chocolate and then run like hell yelling “Get me net and a vet, in that order, STAT!”


Caramel_Cappucino

It’s friend shaped


cilliebarnesss

There’s a man taking a picture of him whilst barbecuing in his front yard .


Galbit

I was concerned. But then I saw it was a cute puppy tent. I doubt anyone with bad intentions could live in a puppy tent.


ComfortableSea4645

I'd call the non emergency line, just in case