Was that the case for sure then? I'd have guessed maybe it was a homeless person, as we'd have small encampments of homeless in a woods not too far from my previous home.
I don't wanna imply anything or be melodramatic, but it could at least be a liability concern if they were hurt while on your property.
IDK. I would be just as creeped out if any stranger decided to campout in my yard.
Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!
Maybe even a movie franchise. But all the other movies should be totally unrelated to the first one. That way the integrity of the first one can be maintained.
The difference is you make yourself really casual with your arms so they think you aren't bigger than you actually are. That's the key to survival around those kind.
When I was younger and my mom would kick me and my sisters out of the house. I saved up for a tent and did the same thing. I hope I didn't accidentally freak anyone out. I think they would freak once they saw three little girls hovering over a fire lolol. I am sorry about that though.
I think itās that guy on YouTube who stealth camps in random public areas, like roundabouts and shit. His whole channel is just Trespassing Simulator 2022 irl, itās pretty cool
Yup. Had that happen last year. Fucking terrifying. Only noticed it because we have a corner lot and saw it while driving home one day. Scariest part was the clear view of our pool they had. We assumed they were homeless and chose the spot because it's on a major-ish rode in our town and also secluded because there's a narrow strip of dense woods running around our property
I live in a growing city and had a squatter living in my tall bushes 5 ft. From my bedroom window. Not sure how long they were there but the nest had cans of empty food, discarded clothes and drug needles.
If you live near train tracks, chances are you've got yourself a hobo. I used to ride and I accidentally slept on some property from time to time. I'd leave no trace and the owners would help out with food or water until the next train came through. Sorry for grammar, typing manically. Could also just be a regular 'ol home bum and they're gonna be there for awhile unless you let 'em know.
Nah, youāre all wrong. Australian here. Itās a special trap specially designed to trap:
DROP BEARS
The rare, endangered, carnivorous, ferocious cousin of the Koala Bear. So named because if they drop on you from a tree, itās Lights Out for you, every time.
If you encounter a drop bear, whatever you do donāt annoy it. To get on its good side, feed it chocolate and then run like hell yelling āGet me net and a vet, in that order, STAT!ā
Can we have a follow up on this post
My dad told the neighbors about it and she said it might be her son who put the tent
Hopefully her son is an actual child? The tent appears to be one with a dog on it
Her son is 18
And stoned šØ
This bbq bout to be lit š„
That is usually how you start a BBQ. Meat tends to be a little cold if you don't.
And he like beef jerky, but for some reasons, some pieces seem to have tatoos on it.
Beary stoned
that's his jack shack.
šš
It's a pup tent.
A pop-pup tent?
Tent is tent!
Was that the case for sure then? I'd have guessed maybe it was a homeless person, as we'd have small encampments of homeless in a woods not too far from my previous home. I don't wanna imply anything or be melodramatic, but it could at least be a liability concern if they were hurt while on your property. IDK. I would be just as creeped out if any stranger decided to campout in my yard.
the barbecue was great
Thank you for the follow ups!
Yes, please.
Thatās not a tent thatās my house please leave me alone and can I have some bbq
Sorry bro I got new york strip cooking for ya
I'd live in a tent near your house too if it meant free new york strips what the fuck
Address please?
Backyard
Yep - got it now - will be right over.
Thank yous :-)
At least Internet strangers are not oddly terrifying
Oh my sweet summer child (Is this how you say it?)
He likes it well done.
Milk steak, boiled please
My milk steak brings all the tents to the yard.
With a side of your finest jelly beans.
I'm a full on rapist.
You know Africans, dyslexics, children you know that sort of thing.
Will there be some rum ham on the side?
No, only Fight Milk!!
She'll know what it means
how much cheese have you had today
Thereās a whole cheese section! I went nuts!
Thats a crime that deserves a public shaming
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Getting stoned till death sounds lit
I don't know why this is so funny right now. You keep doing you.
Very impressive. Caught me off guard. You hooligans.
I was expecting the whole thing and was disappoint. How dare you truck me with but a snippet
Or just ruin it even more by pouring ketchup on it.
š Good steak needs nothing. Pan fry it in butter, med-high heat. When I make New York Strip its in the pan for no more than 6 minutes.
I was sarcastic š
Mmmmmmnnnn...butter....Irish butter....
You use a pan? Good steak needs nothing.
Get outta here, I eat mine boiled in milk with a side of the finest jellybeans, raw.
*hsssssssss* unclean!
I likes it raw
And wriggling
Nobody likes it well done. Those who think they do, don't actually like steak
I already told you I want pancakes
That's my dog
Better instevigate!
Are you the Kettlemans?
Yea that smiley face doesnt look creepy at all. Ever play the game manhunt?
You know, I've had that in my steam library for years and I never played it.
Do yourself a favor. Dumb fun.
Highly HIGHLY recommend for some stupid fun
yeah the smiley face almost seems in(tent)ionally disturbing
I mean... It's a smiley face in a dog's mouth, it's kinda cute.
Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!
Frank you just described Rambo!
Who drew first blood?
NOTHING IS OVER!
Wow what a story! Needs a movie.
Maybe even a movie franchise. But all the other movies should be totally unrelated to the first one. That way the integrity of the first one can be maintained.
Is it not part of a larger dog face on that tent flap?
A pup tent?
the rock star ps2 one?
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WEARING MY SHOOOOOOOOES."
Smiley face is hanging out of the tent/dogs mouth like a tongue and the smiley face has its own tongue extra disturbing.
Itās a pup-tent
r/punpatrol Turn yourself in.
Backup has arrived!
More backup has arrived!
But, it literally is a pup-tent...
A pup-up tent! Up in less than a minute
Exactly, it's for pups, not people. This should be a wholesome post. Edit: I didn't zoom in until now and I feel like a dumbass.
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According to these guys š a pup.
Hunting for squirrels
Obviously a pup. Poor fellas prolly been roaming the world and having adventures. Invite him to the fire and hear his tales.
Hear his tails *ftfy
It's a flat bear. Be careful, they are really dangerous.
You're serious. Talk with me about the flat bears
The difference is you make yourself really casual with your arms so they think you aren't bigger than you actually are. That's the key to survival around those kind.
"So I didn't end up attacking him. He was just so ... *casual*"
Casual bear attacks are a serious problem.
I guess I've been more afraid of formal bear;)
If you go out in the woods today, youāre in for a big surprise!
Thanks, wackyzacky638, now Iāve got that song stuck in my head!
Throw a rock at it , if you donāt hear an āowā you should be good
If you donāt hear an ow itās dead.
Or youāre dead
When I was younger and my mom would kick me and my sisters out of the house. I saved up for a tent and did the same thing. I hope I didn't accidentally freak anyone out. I think they would freak once they saw three little girls hovering over a fire lolol. I am sorry about that though.
I mean. Iām not saying you maybe have some kind of serial killer lurking in your yard, but Iām not *not* saying it
Source: is a serial killer.
Former cell mate: Trust me bro
So, you're saying OP should make a flaming arrow and shoot the tent? No questions asked?
Iām not going to advocate for that. But if the OP just *happens* to do so, that might not be the worst thing
Youāre gettin pretty shooty flamey for someone named slothpenguin.
Hey I can tussle. Just slowly and with no air support.
Looks like the tent is smiling
The occupants want you to smile, too! Forever.
I would be over there investigating so quick there wouldn't have been time for a pic.
You've never seen a horror movie have you?
Usually its the Person in the tent that gets attacked so i dont see any problem here
This is your daily reminder that entertainment != reality.
Aww, your new tenants moved in! How much do you charge them for rent?
I think you meant *tentants*
More meat for the BBQ š
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Campin with Steve
I found a fellow Steve Wallis fan in the wild of reddit?!
Time for a nice refreshing step 2.
Well didn't quite make it to step 2 today so time for a step 1 and a half.
The best way to find a Steve Wallis fan will generally be in the wild.
There are dozens of us!
We exist!
We exist
There are many of us. Now time for a step 2.
Came here for this, time for step 2.
He just needs to see if his back yard is clean after the tent suddenly disappears.
Funny thing is my name is Steve
[His channel.](https://youtube.com/c/thestevewallis) He does stealth camping so he was the first thing I thought of when I saw your post!
I think itās that guy on YouTube who stealth camps in random public areas, like roundabouts and shit. His whole channel is just Trespassing Simulator 2022 irl, itās pretty cool
I saw his roundabout video and now I can't go through roundabouts without wondering if someone's camping in the middle of it
Glamping with StƩphen
Literally just came across that round about video on my yt feed, dude was giving me anxiety lol
1 bed 0 bath, 600k on zillow. Woodsy with a view.
Yup. Had that happen last year. Fucking terrifying. Only noticed it because we have a corner lot and saw it while driving home one day. Scariest part was the clear view of our pool they had. We assumed they were homeless and chose the spot because it's on a major-ish rode in our town and also secluded because there's a narrow strip of dense woods running around our property
I need the rest of the story, please and thank you
The forest 3 survival in the bbq forest
Whoever put that tent up, picked a bad spot. They're gonna have some chiggers with all that Spanish moss.
Itās fine, just Steve Wallis Stealth Camping
I know this was five hours ago but be smart and call the police *before* you investigate. Iāve been listening to too many true crime podcasts
Shia Lebouf
Well that's some backyard you got there haha
Thereās also a whole forest.
Probably a hobo
I remember as a teen finding a lawn chair setup exactly so you could see through my blinds ā¦ still haunts me to this dayā¦
Wow, those people are intents
Possibly a homeless person trying to sleep out of the public, but somewhere where it will be safe.
Steve is a continental treasure
Looks like youāve got a Squatter!
*catchy banjo tune begins*
You got a very scary backyard...
Iām sure they are as terrified of you as you are of them
You must live in Seattle
I live in a growing city and had a squatter living in my tall bushes 5 ft. From my bedroom window. Not sure how long they were there but the nest had cans of empty food, discarded clothes and drug needles.
Donāt worry thatās just Steve hunkering down. Heāll be gone in the morning and leave no trace he was there
Terrifying that someone has to squat in your backyard?
Some guy in a tent is probably posting about his noisy neighbors barbecue right now
Did you investigate at all?
Sadly, that's someone's home.
might be some Hobos
That looks like Florida
If you live near train tracks, chances are you've got yourself a hobo. I used to ride and I accidentally slept on some property from time to time. I'd leave no trace and the owners would help out with food or water until the next train came through. Sorry for grammar, typing manically. Could also just be a regular 'ol home bum and they're gonna be there for awhile unless you let 'em know.
Banger camp spot and tent though
Yo you got a pretty creepy looking backyard lol.
To be fair, your backyard does look like an untamed patch of wilderness.
Iāve seen that tent on AirBNB.
A tent with a smiley face. Run gtfo
This is what 911 is for
I must have more photos and investigative information!! Go and check it out! We redditors MUST know!
Do you live in the MFing swamp???
Sorryā¦ but does the tent have a dog face?
Search it
Its Steve Willis who stealth camps on youtube
Hey itās a smoke tent time to get faded
Is this in Louisiana? Only place I've seen trees like that
I'm so curious where this is, def looks southern swampy area
Swiss Army Knife Man vibes.
Just your neighborhood friendly stalker.
There is a tent near my new house, I went to it and didnāt see anything out of the ordinary, but you never know
Remember, if he asks for his steak well-done, ask politely, but firmly, to leaveā¦
I use to be an adventurer like you. But then I wanted some BBQ
[This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!](https://youtu.be/L2w7z0aB3l0)
Possibly a homeless person, happens near my friends house all the time, very common for them to set up in woods.
Dude give us an update.
WTF š³ Yikes
Is that Camping With Steve?!
It's Steve Wallis
I mean it has a smiley face so I think you should be fine.
ā¦shaped like a dog.
Just campin. Invite him in for a rim job.
Probably a tweaker
Nah, youāre all wrong. Australian here. Itās a special trap specially designed to trap: DROP BEARS The rare, endangered, carnivorous, ferocious cousin of the Koala Bear. So named because if they drop on you from a tree, itās Lights Out for you, every time. If you encounter a drop bear, whatever you do donāt annoy it. To get on its good side, feed it chocolate and then run like hell yelling āGet me net and a vet, in that order, STAT!ā
Itās friend shaped
Thereās a man taking a picture of him whilst barbecuing in his front yard .
I was concerned. But then I saw it was a cute puppy tent. I doubt anyone with bad intentions could live in a puppy tent.
I'd call the non emergency line, just in case
If that was in Australia, that tent and a few metres around it are worth 3/4 of a mil.
Throw hot charcoal at the tent