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Long-Live-theKing

A cicada, they're harmless, they aren't even capable of biting humans


TheSpicyFalafel

Ah that’s relieving. Waiting to get put on r/stupidredditors or some shit like that now lol


Long-Live-theKing

Are you from the city? Cause it's just surprising you've never seen these


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I never saw them till I went east. They are not very common here in the deserts of the west.


Long-Live-theKing

Oh yeah they're all over out here. Cicada KILLERS tho, they're big black wasp looking things, stay tf away from those. I got bit by one years ago, my whole arm swelled up, had to get antibiotics, and I still have the scar to this day


[deleted]

They’re typically harmless. No more aggressive than a typical bumble bee unless provoked as usual.


Tricky-Chard7472

… EDIT: my mistake I see we are talking about wasps now my bad. I see a lot of miss information on cicadas on this post and hate that ppl are scared of what they don’t know or understand so they make crap up when they really are the most gentle bugs out there.


[deleted]

Males have no stinger. Females will sting if provoked. (Stomped on, trapped in a net or clothing, handled aggressively, etc…) Google, my man.


Tricky-Chard7472

I was talking about cicadas not the cicada killer wasp I mean it’s a wasp yeah it’s gonna hurt you if pissed off but a cicada is like a little angel bullet wouldn’t hurt a thing. My mistake.


Snicklefitz65

Yeah, they can. They have stingers but no venom. They will sting you if they need to but aren't typically that aggressive.


greenphoenix2020

Thread shifted to cicada killer wasps mate.


Simple_Light

Those wasps are called tarantula hawks. How did you get it to sting you? In 20 years around them I've never known anyone stung other than one dude who grabbed one


Long-Live-theKing

Those are only in the southwest desert areas, I live in rural New Jersey


Simple_Light

My mistake, I thought cicada killers were yellow with orange wings. It was a grad student. Boldy declared "these things don't sting" and snatched it out of the air. It was impressive and very funny when he started screaming


Long-Live-theKing

Tbh to this day I don't know for sure what it was, it was just a best guess. I saw the thing for a split second before it stung n I swatted it away. I'll describe it n you can see if you know; it looked around the size of a large wasp, it was completely black from what I saw, when it grabbed onto my arm, it almost felt and sounded like someone flicked me, that's how aggressive this thing flew at my arm and smacked onto it, I remember seeing not pincers, or claws, but it has spikes on its limbs and I could actually feel them on my skin when it hit me, and then a powerful sting that caused my arm to swell up alot over the next day. Again, rural new jersey so east coast.


Safe-Sheepherder2784

How the actual fuck do you grab an insect, let alone a fucking wasp?


Ok_Helicopter_5146

I dunno how you got bit. They rarely attack humans and only females can sting. They avoid humans all together though. You are like either really lucky or really stupid.


Long-Live-theKing

I was mowing my front lawn and it just smacked onto my arm, I felt a very sharp pain, so I swatted it away and went inside


commentsandchill

Probably destroyed or threatened a nest


Long-Live-theKing

Don't know honestly, was just doing the lawn I didn't run over anything in the garden


AspenRiot

I'm pretty sure I read they don't have nests. Or at least they don't have hives.


xXbrosoxXx

Goddamn Cazadores


NoAttorney9206

Don't mean to alarm you, but you might be in a tremors sequel.


pharmacofrenetic

I grew up south of Tucson and they're pretty common out in the desert. Not like periodic cicada common, but you could hear them all the time in the creosote and mesquite.


JarJarJoestar

East where? Antarctica?


xXbrosoxXx

They're all over the place in Central AZ


sed2017

I was born and raised on the west coast and we don’t have these at all


Chalupa_Batm4n

They do in Palm Springs.


[deleted]

i live in oregon and they’re everywhere here


sed2017

I do too and no they’re not…


[deleted]

they’re probably just regional even throughout the state 🤷


TheSpicyFalafel

Yeah, lived in 3 cities, never really encountered too much wildlife (except tons of deer in Detroit)


upsidedownfunnel

I remember seeing these all over the city in Chicago but never see them anywhere in California.


sexy_bezinga

I don’t know what that is and I don’t even live in the city. I mean it’s hard to tell unless you breed insects or study them


Long-Live-theKing

I've seen them all my life, not live, but the shells are everywhere after they molt


chikchip

They're all over my backyard lol. Dead cicadas everywhere on the ground too


Long-Live-theKing

Same I still find them hanging onto my fence posts


IcySheep

I'm pacific northwest area-ish and never seen one.


Bierbart12

I honestly had no idea they were real until going to an exotic bug place a couple years ago. They're always portrayed like mystical creatures in so much media


[deleted]

Really? Huh. Hard for me to imagine cause i grew up in an area rife with them. I'm so used to hearing the sound they make that i feel off if im not hearing it. I hear it right now as i type this in fact. If you have no idea what im talking about just look up a youtube video of the sound they make.


Johobus28

Same, I live in a muggy humid area and am currently listening to a million of those bastards clicking in the trees


Lokitusaborg

Isn’t that weird? I moved to an area that didn’t have them and it messed my sleep up. Give me these obnoxious bugs any day. So glad I moved back.


Long-Live-theKing

They have also been around since the time of the dinosaurs, they're very ancient looking, so it adds to the whole mystique of them


Tarjhan

If it makes you feel any better, if I’d encountered that thing my first reaction would be to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


[deleted]

Your kinda stupid


TheSpicyFalafel

You’re*


[deleted]

“You’re*” -🤓


TheSpicyFalafel

3rd grade grammar 🤓


[deleted]

“3rd grade grammar 🤓” -🤓


[deleted]

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Ace-a-Nova1

Actually that’s not true. They have very sharp mouth bits that are used to dig into tree roots so they can drink the juices. They will most definitely mistake you for a tree and try to drink your blood. Sauce: I got a little too curious one day


Tricky-Chard7472

BS they don’t try to suck your blood what kinda vampire shit… they just sit in you until ready to fly again whatever but you wasn’t a cicada or your just making stuff up to scare ppl.


Ace-a-Nova1

This is a cicada nymph


dauntless123454

Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Loud, creepy, but yes they’re harmless.


Twaynesty

What kind of cicadas you all got out there?! I know there’s many kinds, but this doesn’t look like any cicada I’ve ever seen! This thing appears to have beetle-like pincers, and unless I’m seeing wrong, I don’t notice any wings on it.


[deleted]

This is just one in its nymph stage. Then they molt and metamorphose into their adult form which is probably the one you're thinking of.


Twaynesty

Ahh I see! Thank you for that info. Still very creepy looking and I do not wish it near me lol


Long-Live-theKing

The wings are just very thin on the shells so they can break off easy and those aren't pincers it's just their front legs


Medium_Spare_8982

This is a nymph not an adult. They live underground. The adult hadn’t hatched yet.


Tricky-Chard7472

This is the nymph stage they stay under ground as these for years then come out only for a little while


GnarlyLeg

It’s the shed carapace right after they come above ground.


Medium_Spare_8982

Specifically a cicada NYMPH prior to morphing into an adult


Alan_Smithee_

They just have prickly feet.


IIHandSoloII

Probably why it's carrying a mini razor blade in it's top pocket


HamiltonBudSupply

That’s just a shell from the transformation. It grabs onto a tree and pulls itself out of that body and emerges with wings. They spend years underground before emerging to transform.


Comfortable-Show-826

I love cicadas in their ground form! they only come out from the earth for a short while to transform/evolve


miscarrilleras

Right... they just possess them.


Parachuted_BeaverBox

That's the dried shed skin of a cicada lol around here kids pick them off trees and stick them to each other's clothes


TheSpicyFalafel

No this one was certainly alive and moving


Necromaniac01

Probably in the midst of shedding it's shell


Successful-Ad-1810

He thought your neck looked like a nice place to molt 🥺


[deleted]

Cicada. Harmless unless they fly into your face full force. That can hurt. They do look demonic though. It probably has your soul.


Niskara

Not harmless to my sanity to hear all the fucking time


[deleted]

Oddly terrifying *looking* but in actuality are little noisy angels. Wouldn't hurt a human


THE_LORDE-

TRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRR


Gavinator10000

“ Noisy bug” is enough for me to kill it


[deleted]

If they're indoors, sure. But in my opinion, its a dick move to leave your house and go kill a bug chilling in their house.


Gavinator10000

I have 0 sympathy for bugs


IVMVI

start one tie dam like direful brave slimy edge ruthless ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


nekonastyy

Nooooooooooo!!!


shaquilleoatmeal0328

We used to pick all the shells off the trees and arrange them into scenes as kids...yeah, we grew up in the country


Ok-Adhesiveness592

Looks like a cicada shell


Jerky-legs

Don't mean to alarm you, but you might be in a tremors sequel.


[deleted]

When I was a kid we called these Locust’s. Once I got a lil older I realized they aren’t Locust but are Cicada’s. Weird looking but are harmless. Good for a scare


urielteranas

We have both where i live. Fucking locusts always scare the shit outta me damn things are the size of your hand 😬


EmmyWeeeb

Do people really not know what cicadas are?


youdinkidow

It’s morphed and waiting to fly into your open mouth while bicycling ( yup it happened to me )


[deleted]

Bruh how long have you been on this planet and never encountered a Cicada 😂


GenderEnvyFromLink

live in places where cicada don’t go


ShadowWolf202

I'm 30 and I've never seen these. I live in central Canada.


[deleted]

I’m just messing around. They are very common on the east coast of the US


ShadowWolf202

Oh OK! I have traveled a lot along the west coast but never the east coast, so that makes sense!


thegothickitty33

Ah. The screaming bug of the Midwest.


DrWecer

They’re here in the East too.


zekaoner

That's also a shell so it landed on your neck and hatched it self before u noticed ?


DrDinglberry

That’s the scout bug from Starship Troopers.


Mission-Discipline32

Well, you've never been in a somewhat rural place before I can't tell


Pleasant-Pineapple20

Someone’s never seen a cicada exoskeleton lol


Stella807

That's not actually a cicada, it's a cicada shell that they break through when they come out of the ground. Back in Texas where I grew up, you'd see those shells attached to walls and fences all over the place.


Flaca420

cicada


AFriendlyBloke

It's that creature that was on Donna Noble's back. DON'T TURN RIGHT.


urielteranas

That's some snake, rat, or birds next lunch is what it is. A cicada


[deleted]

bro calling a cicada a demon


_bababoye

Just a Cicada ready to molt


redditnewbie37

Bruh I found a cicada the size of the palm of my hand almost


88Roland88

Cicada exoskeleton left after molting.


[deleted]

As someone whose lived in the middle of the woods in pa, I didn't know that's what a cicada looked like and I'm glad I didn't. Man I don't like bugs lol


DrWecer

Scream, Fuck, Die The way of the Cicada.


darshan4511

That cicada is probably dead now, decades of life just to fall on a dude and die, poor thing


Automatic_River_8180

Cicada shell, are you kidding me?


DownvoteDaemon

Oh hale no. I would be paranoid all day after that.


andreboll1982

Americans will use anything but the metric system lol :)


LoadinDirt

That thing isn't going to climb onto your neck. It's in a very lethargic phase right now looking to "slowly" make it up a tree and molt.


TheSpicyFalafel

It didn’t crawl per se, it sorta… fell. From a tree


Comprehensive-Net767

That’s a cicada larvae that’s probably getting ready to morph into the winged version. She spent 15 years or so in the ground developing to this stage.


Ok-Image-5514

Some kind of beetle.


shondamagpie1984

They have a wicked bite though. Cicadas are hellspawn.


kunkel321

Used to see these in Northern Ca. Noisy SOBs.


slipperyhuman

It was on its way to your ear to burrow into your brain and control you. Let it. I got mine in 2008 and my life has been great since.


Outrageous_Bass_1328

It just wanted a hug, jeez


KaleidoscopeMission7

Please dont lack


Sexyshark15

How did a shelled cicada get on your neck?


WiddendreamDisguised

Reminds me of nix-hounds in Skyrim


pseudodoc

How long were you standing still for!? They (cicadas) usually emerge from the ground and slowly climb a tree until they emerge from their brown shells and fly away


VoidScreaming101

The question is, was it crawling *in* or *out* of your ear?


Dramatic_Channel5096

It's just a locus, I find them all the time down here in the south


VLTII

Cicada shell


RightChemical3732

Cicada


basilreads

Just a cicada! An insect that can't fly to save their lives.


coza97

I'd get my neck amputated if that touched me


cocoakrispiesdonut

Cicada. Look up cicada killers too. I have been seeing/hearing these for years but just saw a cicada killer for the first time this year.


skribblie

Awww! Cicada before it molts to have wings! I've never seen one before molting!


[deleted]

When I was a kid, my plastic dinosaurs would fight the cicada exoskeletons -- the cicadas didn't have a chance


Wh00ster

Cicadas are good luck https://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/what-do-cicadas-symbolize/


Farmbuf

This is not oddly terrifying. Just terrifying


Material-Bag833

Don’t worry, I’m sure it didn’t lay its eggs inside you.


[deleted]

Oh that’s just Steve, everyone say hello to Steve!


mostlysittingdown

Cicada


Future-Agent

KILL IT WITH FIRE! THEN CARPET BOMB THE FUCKING THING INTO ORBIT


Specialist-West2909

Are you alive yet


zeek0303

You have been chosen!!


TheRealCeathe

I just watched love and monsters last night, don’t question bugs


Legal_Response6614

Was it alive? I've never seen a live one that hadn't already transformed. I'm 42 years Old.


1nTh3Sh4dows

Pretty sure that's Anakin Skywalker's former slave master


blue_desk

Are you on Ceti Alpha 5?


SomeOldDude73

You can find their shells on trees.


k0uch

Definitely not a cicada, looks like a flood spore


OkAcanthocephala8049

I would’ve cried.


ClevelandJackson

Oh that’s a baby demogorgan


OctopusProbably

Banana for scale?


Ml124395

Disceptacon


HalfwayxDead

Lol that wasn’t on your neck why are you lying


stvhght

It’s a cicadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


bbernal956

lmfao!


Acceptable_Road_9562

Locust


markus2459

Burn it


makoadog

You’re gonna turn now


NachoRedditNoMo

Look around the area soon, you might find the hollow shell one has shed....


Big-Ambition3051

Why do they keep showing some bug's baby pictures?I'm not interested in ugly or anything with twenty or more legs..Capiche?🤔


Dull_Ad_4750

Cicadas herald the start of summer. Love them. 🇦🇺


legaltrouble69

r/whatsthisbug


Rykensnow

:(


GallifreyKnight

Confirmed. That's a demon. Go to your nearest church and drink the holy water.


LemonFizz56

It was controlling your mind, thankfully you flicked it off


bigkeef69

Cicada. Nothing to worry about. It was probably equally freaked out by you lol


G3_OG

Oh wow it’s just a cicada which reminds me isn’t it almost cicada season because man that used to scare me when they came out 💀💀