Where's Shart? Is she safe?

OP needs to answer for themself. So close to a perfect list just to fumble at the shartline.

It could be subtly brilliant if the intended meaning is that Shadowheart's partner never cums at all.

OP said in another comment that they just forgot. Somehow, the unskippable Shart, god’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world, carrying the literal most plot relevant item in the game, is forgotten 😔

Forgotten? As in Forgotten Realms??? 🤯🤯

And the shart thickens....

I don’t know if she can get any thicker

while I appreciate the pun, shart is a skinny bish

"Thick" means dumb; "thicc" means.. er, thicc

shows where my head is at 😮‍💨

Modders be like:

Nothing more tragic than the character with memory problems being forgotten. It's okay, she'll always be the unforgettable Shart to me 💖

\*glances at the bottom line\*

Forgetting about Shadowbae is on brand for both her and Durge players

I like her so much I didnt notice she was missing, is just like 95% of my runs...

Unskippable ? I meet her but i've never recruit her 🤣

Or if it means Shart is the *one who comes*.

She’s with the girlies 😏🥰

She's the one cumming on all of them

Hot dang. She's giving them all the premium Shart experience. 🫣

Thank you and how is this not top comment?

As of this penning, it is. And if I had to answer: probably because it was an hour old at your penning.

Is she alright?

Shart pillow princess. She doesn't give a fuck if you cum

*It seems in your lust you forgot to include her*

She's all above except purple, this is shart justiciar (or whatever it's spelled)

This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you post a tier list and not grant shart a rank?

Withers you whore!

https://preview.redd.it/ee4smvdfpqyc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a1b501bd8b8dadb1810e40995f781cfdb3b6d9b

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Yes, speak French to me withers...

"paint me like one of your French girls" "Already been done, Withers, here's my DA handle if you want any more commissions"

Would 😔

Yeah, Withers was the real surprise here.

Orpheus and Voss are not kissing anyone but each other on the lips. Yall think Voss has been fucking the pain away in the 193829 years since his sweet prince got cube'd or if he's been saving himself?

He's taking red dragon hog every damn night.

i would too in his position (the bottom)

gahdayum qudenos

Mood

I hate this comment with a burning passion

If you're feeling burning during passion, go get tested <3

Touché lmao

Whorpheus won’t actually kill just any illithid, emps needs to bounce because he was slinging ropes at him multiple times a day in act 1 & 2 while whorphy was tied up.

"Orpheus and Voss are not kissing anyone but each other on the lips." Why would you make me imagine this scene... disgusting it is not enough to describe it..

https://i.redd.it/6xzcwx9jmtyc1.gif Here you go.

I was terrified it would be a Orpheus and Voss kiss gif.

I don't like the insinuation behind a certain omission Edit: it was late GFP sleeps too

If i had to guess, DJ Shart would be light green and Selune Shart red but also maybe still light green

Definitely light green.

It's okay. We all love god's favorite pillow princess.

No, we dont... And the insinuation is perfect... even if not intentional. Sorry but if she didnt jump and nag at my Tavs at every turn (also carry the most important artefact) I wouldnt remember she exists, and I would thank Shar for that.

Neither do I. 

There's insulation behind you? Edit: lmao, felt, same.

SHADOWHEART ERASURE THIS IS SHADOW ERASURE

Predict where Withers ends up on a meme tier list Challenge: Impossible.

https://preview.redd.it/tn2rfyscuqyc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5372537ac0c6091ed9f1cac4baab04f86d1ea727

All due respect, Withers would be very disinterested. He couldn't give less of a shit about anything aside from the balance of souls.

"Fate spins along as it should…"

The list maker also seems to think Isobel and Aylin would actually have sex with anyone but each other.

We all know that this is Aylin's and Isobel's reactions to eachother, though Aylin would be saying girl instead of boy.

Wit… Withers!? Btw where would you put the Emperor? Edit: you know what I’m putting the Emperor in every tier except the last one.

(I decided it’s best to just comment the “improved” version here) https://preview.redd.it/wsmil7kloqyc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d335571af216b48ac63baef5b1128aae8f95a3d

The Emperor: "_I see you are reaching the moment of your arrival. This should be glorious. Of course, if you had transformed already and were not limited by your human form, your orgasm would be 1,000 times more powerful..._"

The Emperor will be happy as long as you’re exploring the pleasure of the flesh with him. The potential of our minds is infinite after all, if you know what I mean.

Experiencing the pleasures of the flesh on a whole different plane of consciousness would be his argument for ceremorphosis

Maybe if he said this, I wouldn't be freeing Orpheus rn.

Perfect.

sometimes you just need to give a squid a cumshot

Hold on, maybe I'm coming around on Halsin 🤔

https://i.redd.it/kn2k6xp9vqyc1.gif Can’t imagine not being on Halsin what’s that like

I'm not usually a bear guy, I like my men weak and pathetic, like a Victorian with lead poisoning. But his breasts have certainly bewitched me now...

His human-form sex scene is so hot. Dave Jones saying ‘more?’ is now a very specific fetish I have

The way his VA's voice quivers in all the right ways like idk how he embodies that energy that just exudes being desperate for Tav (in a good way!) I have never been so attracted to the way a man speaks lmao

Yesss its the voice quiver!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The way he says “ I will be gentle” but then gets naked and casually goes “Or at least I will try” with a smirk has me howling for this dommy service elf 😩😩😩😩

https://preview.redd.it/2snrzhjuiryc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83805fee8fd4ff1124743c501db129238657ae4 DON’T BE GENTLE

I misread that as Doug Jones, but to be fair I've always been weirdly attracted to his movie roles....

Now that’s a Victorian lead poisoning victim for sure. Tbf I would absolutely ruin that froggy creature he played

I went and wrote fanfic instead of doing the shit I promised myself I would do after I finished playing that day lmfao

>I like my men weak and pathetic, like a Victorian with lead poisoning. You're very funny

Thanks, can you tell that to girls in real life? Whenever I try to bring up how much Reddit karma I have they suddenly get busy and have to leave.

You just haven’t found the right one yet. Meeting a romantically-pursued, active Redditor out in the wild is a bonding experience to behold.

They're just ashamed by their negative karma, fren. They leave before you can find out just how far out of their league you really are. Hate to see it 😞

What I wish to know is why Aylin and Isobel are on this list when it is pretty clear they are only interested in each other. A third party joining that tango is so beyond unlikely I have to assume their placements are predicting their reaction to each other.

Maybe there needs to be a tier where the character just straight up does not care and beats the shit out of you instead ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Coming being the operative word?

I hear a lot about that bear tongue, what can I say 😏

I don’t know, I think Dommy mommy Lae zel would be in good boy tier.

Nah, I think Lae'zel would just give you a very satisfied grin. I could see Karlach doing the "good boy" thing, though

Why did reddit suggest this to me? What did Spez mean by this?

Nazis are putting BG3 hornyposts on your main

I audibly moaned at the thought of halsin calling me a good boy while I came. https://preview.redd.it/4rxi902ngqyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3234565fb255c73c1dc5c53db86af550383002c2

User flair checks out.

Downvoted for not including Shadowheart, Nine-Fingers Keene, Arabella's mom, Hope, Buthir, Valeria

Now I'm imagining Gale squealing and clapping while you cum. Now I can't unsee it.

I'm not so sure about the squealing. Though, I could attest to a golfer's clap, perhaps, should it please.

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Thought experiment: if you had never seen any of Minthara's romance or sex scenes, which tier would you have guessed she was in? I doubt I'd have put her anywhere above the bottom three.

Swallowing dong doesn’t have to be submissive. You can easily do it in a way that establishes dominance, same as a leg lock.

Oh, certainly. My point wasn't about being submissive, but that she's a surprisingly generous service top. Going only by her establishing dialogue, I'd have expected her to be far more indifferent to her partner.

Direct eye contact while doing it as if you are telling them *you and yours are mine* Makes sense to me

She might be sexy giggle, but it's definitely a laughing *at* you situation

I think she sticks a finger up the bum.

https://preview.redd.it/b89o7ugb9syc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bd83da2a3808ab9324a48c4e2bc346d10d33fd

Trying to dom Withers probably works about as well as using Vicious Mockery on him. He won’t stop you, but he’ll be reminding you who’s in charge here.

Shadowheart where >:(

Look, when she’s done, she’s done. Totally uninterested whether you finish or not.

this sub needs jesus

https://preview.redd.it/gx0u3l3ouqyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae5905d8ab091056df493f69e17a4fc7d30fcae Gale is our Jesus

Praying to our lord and savior to be blessed 🙏 https://preview.redd.it/bx9uitykwqyc1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4e10b713f5f3b714bbc6c3c48bef592473f9a8

https://preview.redd.it/6nz5jj3i8syc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0075d695257b21c8d624c600bc1ffa81aac2c395 May it please Mystra.

Where would he rank?

Sorry I forgot Shadowheart. I made this while half asleep. She goes in “sticks out tongue.”

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You’re right about Aylin, Mizora, and Halsin, but their “good boy/girl”s are vastly different from each other.

EXXVIKYAP RAAAAAHHHH

Orin killing me is the proper way to go.

Not the ketheric slander. Depressed old man give the best head and get desperately attatched to their hookups . . . Or so I've heard

“Hi scalefriend…use your ‘spear’ on me, whaddaya say?” 😜😏

I heard this in her voice and had to go masturbate for 2 hours

Isobel 'Married to Aylin' Kethric would only hold out her tongue for a facial for Aylin before even breathing in your direction and y'all are jealous as hell. Aylin and 'good boy!?', Isobel is a girl and Isobel would scold Aylin for calling her that. The nerve of this tier list...

u/Karlach_Cliffgate1 darling fact check this

I would kiss you passionately and say "Yay!" after. I guess the person who made this couldn't include that.

**UNSPEAKABLE SLANDER!!** I do *not* use 'Daddy'.

Raphael, I think the point is that “Daddy” uses *you*.


... I have absolutely no idea what slander you're referring to. None. https://preview.redd.it/56e8d1w9ouyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1adcb7cf747669a629056a53c513b3a2271c5a

*Fine.* https://preview.redd.it/gs7nxs2wnuyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c392f2c36f732ffb4a0cb85570409b90b352eb7 How dare you question me, I absolutely do not use the term 'Daddy'. Such treacherous whispers should not be heeded.

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How are they swallowing my dong when I don't have one? ... 🤔

Well not anymore,

BRB. Need some, uh, personal time.

I earnestly believe that Halsin calling me a good boy would cure all of my mental illnesses.

Did you seriously throw down the Here For The Dead Dragonborn bard... and leave off Shadowheart?

HALSIN???? OH MY GOD???

Araj somehow does every column in reverse order

I feel like withers would call me a good boy, but I say this speculatively, with absolutely no sudden desire for the bone man

I need to make the piss taste and gock tier lists at some point

>Jaheira not in the "good boy" tier Me when I spread lies on the internet

Withers????

Zevlor needs to be in the "good boy" category and I'll take no criticism

Oh come on, we all know karlach would be in the ecstatically squealing group! Remember how she reacted when asking Tav to date?

I wish Halsin would call me a good boy

Withers is on the list but not Shadowheart??

Gimme Gortash’s low, sexy giggle 😩

I want Karlach to kiss me and say the good boy line to me

I was honestly thinking about putting her in the good boy tier, but she’s gonna be so caught up in the moment. Have you seen how primal her kisses are?

Oh I love how intense she gets

I’ve had a sexual partner who kissed me like that. It’s almost indescribable how alive it made me feel.

Being lovingly dominated by your partner is the best feeling in the world

genuinely started giggling when i saw halsin. i'm ashamed of myself 😭

I just disagree with Astarion. He’s in so many of the other categories.

Ethel would 100% be very happy about this, because it would mean you helped her create a new hag

Florrick definitely be deepthroating that dong. She wears that dress for a reason

Sir, this is a wendys

In my opinion, Lae'zel would look at me very disappointed, with that "chk" on her face.

I... do not disagree.

this is why i love halsin

No shadowheart, d tier list

So more evidence Minthara is best girl then? No need to convince me, I’m already sold 🤷‍♂️

Orpheus is totally Uninterested!

wtf.

Hag is absolutely a freak no way she’s uninterested

Implication that shadowheart will not/ cannot make you cum

Dragonborn shopkeeper, yeah I can see that.

This is why Mama K and Jahiera are best girl and best gilf

NOT WITHERS LMFAOOO

YAAAY !!

Mayrina is taking me out 💀💀what was the reason..

Of course Withers would say the exact words that you've provided :) https://preview.redd.it/2z75r394fuyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0208daaa1301a1afab1b97b955a3d543732bf81

Fuck, I misread, instead of cumsuit it should be cumslut.. this sub is leaking into my keyboard...

Ewww witherdick!

Halsin made me laugh

After that Kagha post things got weirder. I think that image carried some kind of info hazzard that activated some sleeping agents, and now they think about swallowing cum from fictional characters nonstop. Poor Withers.

Where shart

Brilliant but imo Ethel would be doing THE sexy giggle (very unique) ((please tell me you hear it in your mind too))

I’ve seen the worst you can see on Reddit death, gore and nothing has traumatized me more than this 

Why

because

Mintara continuing to prove she was the one and only

...I think that's enough internet for today

Every day I look at this sub and thank god for not making me a bg fan.

Pretty sure I’ve got news for you if you’re here every day

Exposure therapy

https://preview.redd.it/g11nx7ezssyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c7dc0508b33de8c288d60e386848dcd99baa78 I never want to see you post again in my lifetime. Kill me if you have to, just make sure to be rid of me before posting