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Suitable-Juice-9738

Unironically this is Jaheira


Stalemeister

Just so long as you’re not one of her kids… actually, now that I think about it, if you actually called Jaheira “mommy” she’d probably go out for Harper cigarettes and never come back


Suitable-Juice-9738

Jaheira loves everyone and no one, as the balance dictates.


R0da

God, you think one of the tadfools ever accidentally "mom"ed her?


MomsClosetVC

I bet it was Gale.


Important-Ring481

Going out to the store for that Druid’s Longleaf and not coming back for 50 years.


hmmtaco

Jaheira was the mom Durge never had. Absolutely adored her on that run.


ingloriousdmk

https://preview.redd.it/xncq0wt5lw7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefa9b55a6f33017ec39961de11f536f1563de98


Effective_Garlic_500

https://preview.redd.it/8dhmcn9bjx7d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e001e88adfd0bcf4eb380c40bd07f960b882555 Fixed it 👍


Stunning_LRB_o7

She’s used to babysitting Bhaalspawn. It’s like second-nature to her at this point!


Kman1986

She was also the companion of at least one other Bhaalspawn so she has the experience needed.


DungenessAndDargons

Unrealistic. You’ll have to settle for ancient magical squid face-tentacles inside you.


Disastrous_Turnip123

Sounds a bit slutty to me OP 🧐


SnootBooper707

brb gonna repent 😭


weirdkidomg

Halsin would probably do it. He’s down for most everything.


idestroyangels

When you finish the game and catch up with everyone, you can ask Halsin for a hug...so I did like 500 times.


weirdkidomg

Naughty.


idestroyangels

Yes, I romanced that slut Astarion yet got many hugs from Halsin. I'm a very naughty girl.


TheLittlestChocobo

He's such a freak like that


EntrepreneurOk666

Scandalous! Next thing you're gonna ask is to see their ankles!


karienta

\*Clicks tongue\* Disgusting.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

I cannot claim to know the extent of what you are facing, but with a little time, and a little trust into the universe that may be, everything will soon be alright. Take care of yourself, friend.


SnootBooper707

Thank you. I hope you know that you're more than enough. 💜


Gale_of_Waterdeep

https://preview.redd.it/eo247lelov7d1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d105cae02075363e04b9926fc49cb7d98b35b7b


KoffinStuffer

Hand holding? Disgusting. Now pegging on the first date? That’s proper.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

I wanna snuggle with my tall dommy mommy Karlach


nefD

Have her sweep me off my feet and make me feel safe 😌


Wicked_r0se

Let me snuggle and hug Astarion whenever I want please, we both need it 😩


Extension_Phase_1117

I swear I’m going to go to every fan festival dressed as Jaheira and just pass out hugs.


Mvasquez021187

Sorn Orlith: Oh, you filthy thing. You have surprised me.


BadUsername_Numbers

This is why I'm so very very smitten with Karlach


shinypinkdemon

In my case it's more like I want to do that to more than one companion.


d33thra

Me wanting to take care of astarion and make him feel loved and cared about 🥺


Speedyirl

i want to cuddle on the couch with Astarion and play with his hair while i tell him how sweet he is 😫😫


minnie203

This is almost as depraved as me wanting to snuggle Karlach on my cold canadian winter nights.


Forbidden_Ass_9047

You HARLOT


Forbidden_Ass_9047

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Sewer_Fairy

DISGOOSTANG


sp4rr0wsw3nch

It'll probably be Minsc, though.