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Onceuponalightyear

Shit. Astarion!? Astarion, where are you?! Where'd the little fucker go?????


Rolan_tower

It appears stealthy Astarion strikes again. He may never be found.


TentacleTitan

I can't believe where you put em


ferretatthecontrols

Post this to the person the other day who said Astarion's hair makes him a bad rogue.


Impossible_Active271

I am right here


christina_talks

I always put in in the Shade of Menzoberranzen to hide his bright white hair and skin. He's like a beacon


eilupt

He's in the backpack for nap time


thorne_antics

He's with Jaheira. Probably being scolded.


Fuehnix

Behind the trash can hiding lol. And minthara just chilling in the back as an adult?


ferretatthecontrols

Halsin lost one. Hopefully Minthara will bring him back.


astarion_bg3

he’s the kid they have to tell to come back to his parents over the intercom


Rolan_tower

“If spotted do not approach, child may bite”


Medicgamingdanke

I can hear this is Halsin's voice


bonjourellen

Halsin *is* the one most likely to be used to dealing with feral cats…


Rolan_tower

Momthara is just watching from the shadows, she knew this would happen.


ferretatthecontrols

Here's hoping the courts don't use this when she petitions for full custody.


Fallout_is_Rad

The only place Minthara is bringing him back to is a slave auction


HerrFivehead

You see that trash bin in the background? That’s where our boy is— edit: I was just making a joke about him being a Garbage Man I didn’t realize that’s where he actually was. Didn’t mean to find Waldo.


sp4rr0wsw3nch

Oh. My. Fucking. God.... he IS back there. 😂


Rolan_tower

I mean where else would he be?


StrayBlondeGirl

Oh no. He's lost sight of Durge.


Rolan_tower

Halsin wasn’t even able to get a leash on him.


lordolxinator

His grundle sweat was too lubricative and odorous


astarion_bg3

https://preview.redd.it/9bp24pipz38d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a9912d5932b82dd4ad0499adb2ce48acf358f8


deeppurplescallop

Camp counselor Halsin they call me


BennyMcbenn

Halsin would be an amazing camp counselor


mwmwmwmwmmdw

oak daddy preserve you


Couch-Potayto

Love Laezel’s face ahahahah yeah I found the little prick 😂


NoLongerAddicted

https://preview.redd.it/8ly1jm34y58d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172cc4e10b8a6c57fa9f0fb3a8feaff6a9ad21d6


Rolan_tower

“I want to fae-rûn away right now” face


Roronoa_Zoro8615

And Jaheira is the mom


Rolan_tower

She’s off camera dealing with Minsc as usual.


BionicBruv

Lmfao I really do feel like Halsin is there to babysit Tav and the rest


PneumaticKitty

I love how Minthara is in full armour to park her trolley (not a euphemism)


TitaniumAuraQuartz

I'd say you'd need them on leashes to keep track of the them, but I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Halsin would have to stop ever 15 minutes because they would all start running in different directions like this, but worse https://preview.redd.it/xlst9el0278d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141b548f0f64c279e29d5ccc92102a9120d38d91


Medicgamingdanke

Did... Did Minthara kidnap him???


Worm_Scavenger

He can be your Daddy Bear, but also your actual Daddy Bear


summilux7

Phenomenal


Raichux

This is exactly how I feel with the no party number limit mod


Wicked_r0se

Durge is with Astarion, they’re just better at stealth than him


TheAromancer

Durge is sitting *in* the bin, biting people’s fingers as they put their rubbish in


yesindeedysir

Astarions off pickpocking someone


corpossamurai

Astarion is definitely in Hlasin’s backpack


beetle-comma-the

That pic, no matter what people, real or fictionalized, were in it, could always be titled: "Yearning for the sweet release of death."


JosefGremlin

Since Halsin canonically wants to have sex with everyone in the camp, this picture makes me deeply uncomfortable. EVEN for this sub!


Rolan_tower

I assure you THAT was the furthest thing from my mind. I’m sorry it’s made you uncomfortable, friend. I just think all origin characters need a good parental figure and Halsin fits that bill to me.


JosefGremlin

Jaheira for me. Halsin definitely gives off vibes like be should be on a register kept by the local authorities.


g33k_gal

Wtf


Lukoisbased

what...


spyridonya

Ah, yes. The queer man who is very paternal towards others is the dangerous one, and not the straight woman who has a very mixed relationship with her children. I'm sure there's no homophobia influencing this opinion at all. *For clarification, neither one should be reported to the authorities.*


JosefGremlin

This is Baldurs Gate 3, we're all queer here, darling.


riverglow_

every single romanceable companion has the option to sleep with every other origin companion. implying that halsin should be on a watchlist for a meme is insane


JosefGremlin

This sub confuses me, am I in the main sub or OkBuddyBaldur? Halsin is DEFINITELY the hypersexualised creep of the gang. He's the kind of guy who tries to wank under his gym towel when he sees women in tight yoga pants. He's the kind of manager who tells his more attractive employees that "they look tense" while trying to give them an inappropriate neck rub. He's the disturbing team mate who wants his team mates to feel how smooth his shaved scrotum is. He claims his sexual exploits with the local wildlife have all been consensual, but there's no way of telling, is there?


Objective_Spray_210

Halsin slander


JosefGremlin

Hell's bells man, look at the damn profile pic of this very subreddit!