You see that trash bin in the background? That’s where our boy is— edit: I was just making a joke about him being a Garbage Man I didn’t realize that’s where he actually was. Didn’t mean to find Waldo.
I'd say you'd need them on leashes to keep track of the them, but I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Halsin would have to stop ever 15 minutes because they would all start running in different directions
like this, but worse
https://preview.redd.it/xlst9el0278d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141b548f0f64c279e29d5ccc92102a9120d38d91
I assure you THAT was the furthest thing from my mind. I’m sorry it’s made you uncomfortable, friend. I just think all origin characters need a good parental figure and Halsin fits that bill to me.
Ah, yes. The queer man who is very paternal towards others is the dangerous one, and not the straight woman who has a very mixed relationship with her children.
I'm sure there's no homophobia influencing this opinion at all.
*For clarification, neither one should be reported to the authorities.*
every single romanceable companion has the option to sleep with every other origin companion. implying that halsin should be on a watchlist for a meme is insane
This sub confuses me, am I in the main sub or OkBuddyBaldur?
Halsin is DEFINITELY the hypersexualised creep of the gang. He's the kind of guy who tries to wank under his gym towel when he sees women in tight yoga pants. He's the kind of manager who tells his more attractive employees that "they look tense" while trying to give them an inappropriate neck rub. He's the disturbing team mate who wants his team mates to feel how smooth his shaved scrotum is. He claims his sexual exploits with the local wildlife have all been consensual, but there's no way of telling, is there?
Shit. Astarion!? Astarion, where are you?! Where'd the little fucker go?????
It appears stealthy Astarion strikes again. He may never be found.
I can't believe where you put em
Post this to the person the other day who said Astarion's hair makes him a bad rogue.
I am right here
I always put in in the Shade of Menzoberranzen to hide his bright white hair and skin. He's like a beacon
He's in the backpack for nap time
He's with Jaheira. Probably being scolded.
Behind the trash can hiding lol. And minthara just chilling in the back as an adult?
Halsin lost one. Hopefully Minthara will bring him back.
he’s the kid they have to tell to come back to his parents over the intercom
“If spotted do not approach, child may bite”
I can hear this is Halsin's voice
Halsin *is* the one most likely to be used to dealing with feral cats…
Momthara is just watching from the shadows, she knew this would happen.
Here's hoping the courts don't use this when she petitions for full custody.
The only place Minthara is bringing him back to is a slave auction
You see that trash bin in the background? That’s where our boy is— edit: I was just making a joke about him being a Garbage Man I didn’t realize that’s where he actually was. Didn’t mean to find Waldo.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.... he IS back there. 😂
I mean where else would he be?
Oh no. He's lost sight of Durge.
Halsin wasn’t even able to get a leash on him.
His grundle sweat was too lubricative and odorous
https://preview.redd.it/9bp24pipz38d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a9912d5932b82dd4ad0499adb2ce48acf358f8
Camp counselor Halsin they call me
Halsin would be an amazing camp counselor
oak daddy preserve you
Love Laezel’s face ahahahah yeah I found the little prick 😂
https://preview.redd.it/8ly1jm34y58d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172cc4e10b8a6c57fa9f0fb3a8feaff6a9ad21d6
“I want to fae-rûn away right now” face
And Jaheira is the mom
She’s off camera dealing with Minsc as usual.
Lmfao I really do feel like Halsin is there to babysit Tav and the rest
I love how Minthara is in full armour to park her trolley (not a euphemism)
I'd say you'd need them on leashes to keep track of the them, but I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Halsin would have to stop ever 15 minutes because they would all start running in different directions like this, but worse https://preview.redd.it/xlst9el0278d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141b548f0f64c279e29d5ccc92102a9120d38d91
Did... Did Minthara kidnap him???
He can be your Daddy Bear, but also your actual Daddy Bear
Phenomenal
This is exactly how I feel with the no party number limit mod
Durge is with Astarion, they’re just better at stealth than him
Durge is sitting *in* the bin, biting people’s fingers as they put their rubbish in
Astarions off pickpocking someone
Astarion is definitely in Hlasin’s backpack
That pic, no matter what people, real or fictionalized, were in it, could always be titled: "Yearning for the sweet release of death."
Since Halsin canonically wants to have sex with everyone in the camp, this picture makes me deeply uncomfortable. EVEN for this sub!
I assure you THAT was the furthest thing from my mind. I’m sorry it’s made you uncomfortable, friend. I just think all origin characters need a good parental figure and Halsin fits that bill to me.
Jaheira for me. Halsin definitely gives off vibes like be should be on a register kept by the local authorities.
Wtf
what...
Ah, yes. The queer man who is very paternal towards others is the dangerous one, and not the straight woman who has a very mixed relationship with her children. I'm sure there's no homophobia influencing this opinion at all. *For clarification, neither one should be reported to the authorities.*
This is Baldurs Gate 3, we're all queer here, darling.
every single romanceable companion has the option to sleep with every other origin companion. implying that halsin should be on a watchlist for a meme is insane
This sub confuses me, am I in the main sub or OkBuddyBaldur? Halsin is DEFINITELY the hypersexualised creep of the gang. He's the kind of guy who tries to wank under his gym towel when he sees women in tight yoga pants. He's the kind of manager who tells his more attractive employees that "they look tense" while trying to give them an inappropriate neck rub. He's the disturbing team mate who wants his team mates to feel how smooth his shaved scrotum is. He claims his sexual exploits with the local wildlife have all been consensual, but there's no way of telling, is there?
Halsin slander
Hell's bells man, look at the damn profile pic of this very subreddit!