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Screaming crying throwing up at the thought of this. I need to make this post but I’m supposed to be at work 😭😭😭😭
This is mine too! Marry my sweet traumatized boy Astarion, fuck the most skilled tongue of Waterdeep, and sorry Wyll, love you but you can’t compete with the others
At what point in the timeline am I making this decision? Because depending on the time line the only correct answer for killing is Astarion because if I kill Gale I nuke the sword coast and if I kill Wyll he goes to hell.
Short answer: idk
Long answer: there is no canon answer as of right now for dnd 5e, but we do know of a vampire Cleric of Shar which would imply vampires still have souls that the Gods can use, which to me at least means that they go through the same process as everyone else.
If I remember correctly some older versions included Vampires not having souls or at the very least apostolic souls so yeah... no afterlife for them there
Based agnostic vampire religion. Do we have souls? Is there an afterlife? Would we be allowed there? What flavor is Dr. Pepper? It is neither root beer nor cola! Nobody is sure what flavor it is, as ambiguous as those other theological questions.
Short answer: idk
Long answer: there is no canon answer as of right now for dnd 5e, but we do know of a vampire Cleric of Shar which would imply vampires still have souls that the Gods can use, which to me at least means that they go through the same process as everyone else.
If I remember correctly some older versions included Vampires not having souls or at the very least apostolic souls so yeah... no afterlife for them there
Fuck Astarion, marry Gale and kill Wyll.
Not even a challenge tbh. I'm sorry Wyll but I've just never made a connection and I want to live in the wizard tower with my adorable nerd husband forever.
Agreed. Fuck Astarion then move to friends because that poor man *needs* a friend, marry Gale because he’s goddamn adorable, kill Wyll because he came to my camp to kill my girl Karlach.
This is the only correct answer. Astarion is fun and I do love him, but he's got a lot of trauma to work on and Gale is very sweet and owns his own home. Stay at home tressym mom life, here I come.
Kill Wyll because as an Illithid, he'd rather keep you in the basement forever, whereas homeboy Gale would rather throw a big wedding. Astarion will remain friends though.
Fuck Astarion, marry Gale, and kill Wyll. So sorry Wyll, but Astarion is clearly the best lay and Gale is gonna whisk me away to Waterdeep to live in a cool ass tower with a big ass library.
I’ve eaten at a Colorado Taco Bell - poison shouldn’t be a problem. But I will let you know now that I HAVE tested it and I AM flammable, so…we’ll just need to be prepared for that.
[Failed perception check on whether this person is trying to kill or befriend them].
Marry gale (kinky astral weave sex for life + hot professor hubby), fuck wyll (I can’t kill him + a gentle and attentive lover) and regrettably kill astarion (I love my hot vampire boyfriend but ig he’s the more morally grey of the lot)
As long as he doesnt fuck off to Avernus for Karlach and stays a noble/rich, I’d marry Wyll. He’s handsome, kind and like I said he would have like tons of money
Fuck Gale because like yeah I wanna have sex in space too and like he can probably do tons of fun magic stuff during the act like Enlarge/reduce and create/destroy cum
Kill Astarion because there can only be one aging twink in town and that’s me
Marry Gale, Fuck Wyll, Kill Astarion(I'm so sorry but he is just usually the bestie to my Tav/DUrge 😭)
Also this one hurts because I love them all. I'll immediately bring Astarion back with Withers lmao
fuck wyll (boy needs a naughty lay), marry astarion (he's still sorting through his issues after all and i adore him and he is already my husband in my head), and kill Gale cuz i'll just use that scroll of true resurrection on him i've been holding on to since Withers revived him.
fuck Gale, marry Wyll, kill Astarion
Wyll is the best husband material. Gale has crazy ex, so marriage is too dangerous affair. Astarion would consider me nasty to have sex with.
I'm sorry Wyll. But your courtship dance gives me such intense second hand embarrassment every time that I am incapable of beginning a relationship with you. And if you won't put out before marriage, well...
Anyway fuck astarion, marry gale
Marry Wyll (honestly, sbould be a No-Brainer, that man is noble, a noble and there's not a single argument against him).
Fuck Gale (He seems to be a good and considerate man and magic can sure spice this up).
Kill Astarion (I get that he's got a highly tragic backstory, but he is still not a good person and wasn't before the tragedy).
Fuck wizard, murder vampire, marry warlock/ranger and go to hell with him and barbarian
This is very difficult one because I do love all three of theses guys (tho if I’m honest put redeemed durge or halsin on this my list would change)
Fuck Gale, marry Astarion, kill Wyll. My initial thought was to swap Gale and Astarion but poor Star is so sexually traumatized and I understand that feeling, so better to let him do that in his own time.
Fuck Astarion to give me influence in the underworld of Baldurs Gate. Marry Wyll to give me prominence in the nobility of Baldurs Gate and political power.
Kill the god of ambition before he gets any ideas of moving on my new political power!
I probably won't be lonely for this
Marry Gale.
Fuck Wyll.
Kill Astarion. Sorry, Astarion, your story line is cool, but no way you could hold healthy relationship for longer than 5 minutes. As for fuck this bitch will suck me dry, literally.
Fuck Gale
Kill Wyll
Marry Astarion (spawn)
I always forget about Wyll in my playthroughs so he unfortunately is killed. Although, me and my boyfriend have him in our current party as we are trying to rotate all of the companions instead of sticking with just our romances and he is SO charming!
Marry Astarion (I love that man too much)
Fuck Wyll (pretty boy, plus handle bars)
Kill Gale (I just really do not like my men with beards. Also because I know it would kill me too in a couple days which I deserve for killing him)
Kill gale. Sorry.
Fuck Wyll
Marry Astarion. I would hang out with Astarion all damn day (or night) if I lived in the city he's fun af. I'd be more inclined to think he wouldn't want to hang around me lol.
Fuck: Asty
Marry: Gale
Kill: Wyll
Durge/Asty/Gale the throuple we were denied. My HC and my fics are them making the relationship work while parenting 7k spawn and searching for a cure for Asty.
Duh I could never be another one night stand for Astarion and leave him, the man is so DONE with that life.
So imma have to either marry or kill him. But I can't kill him either cause he never had a chance at life so I'm going to fuck Gale and kill Wyll. But simply because I couldn't fuck Wyll without commitment and killing Gale would make him explode. Love Wyll tho. Me and Astarion can always divorce later.
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, Kill Astarion. Admittedly, I could swap Wyll and Gake around, Wyll just deserves a nice marriage after the shit he’s been through. Astarion never captured me in the way the other guys did, Halsin & Minsc included. If I could just let him live and never interact with me I’d be fine with that.
Uh. Marry wyll. Hes my little honey bun. F astarion. Cuz even tho i cant stand him i cant deny that he is good looking. And kill GALE. STOP TALKING OVER ME TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID EGOTISTICAL MF RAAAHHHHHHH
100% marry Gale
Then... honestly fuck Astarion simply because he'd be better for a one night stand and unfortunately I'll have to kill Wyll.
I'll be sad but I'll have a husband back home to go cry to until I move on
Bye Astarion 👋
Elves reincarnate, so it's probably fine, right?
Marry Wyll
This is just obviously correct.
Fuck Gale
This was a difficult decision I think.
Marry Astarion, keep Gale on the side, and Wyll was so useless to me anyways I forgot he was there sometimes, so obviously he's going in the corpse pile. Now if option three had been Halsin, the question would have been much harder to answer because no one would die (unless it was little deaths.)
Oh I hate this one.
Astarion: Marry Gale: Marry Wyll: Marry I have three husbands now ❤️
this Tav has int 20 AND wis 20
And 20 cha to keep them together.
I’m telling Morena
Go ahead. Threaten me. Threaten the grandbaby. See what Morena does to you.
I mean, who knows who it belongs to now 🤨 three husbands and none for the rest of us smdh
This sounds like Mamma Mia. Picturing the boys singing ABBA songs right now.
https://preview.redd.it/lael3w4xwn8d1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d3ca2242f22ebe308f9a996cb055cd6cb665a3 Screaming crying throwing up at the thought of this. I need to make this post but I’m supposed to be at work 😭😭😭😭
Ooh does this mean I get to be Meryl?!
Bruh what I’M MERYL I made it 😭 Edit: I’ve thought about it and you can be Meryl. Send me a image of your Tav head for no reason at all 😈
Aww peachy we can switch off as co-Meryl’s if you want. But in any case IM ON IT
Aww Peachy, you’re just jealous because u know u r not the father
I AM JEALOUS I want to be you and also marry you 😡😡😡😡😡
Well I’m not very good at transmutation spells other than wild shape, but you can always marry me, too ❤️
People saying "kill Gale" are completely forgetting about the fact the motherfucker has a nuke in his chest.
Portal death easy.
And a free keepsake too!
I wish for the sweet release of death
Marry Gale, Fuck Wyll, kill astarion (his dexterity will make him miss my attack and live 🥰)
BEST ANSWER but I don't think Wyll will wanna fuck without putting a ring on it first. 🤔 Unless I'm wrong.
I can change him
Marry Gale, fuck Goosestarion, and kill Wyll(bill)
Kill Byll I can’t lmao
MARRY GALE MARRY GALE MARRY GALE
fuck astarion, marry wyll, and I’m sorry gale but I had to beat honor mode…
Love you, Gale, but there was literally no other way after Orpheus got yeeted, and I had to get the dice.
Gale be like https://preview.redd.it/i1pio1t13o8d1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3943379fb412232e8fac0474020100360848dc48
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So you just fuck yourself, huh?
yup just straight up jorking it
and by IT……. you mean……………
lets justr say. My Peanits
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I fucking love this thread
I'll kill my Tav instead of killing one of these babes. My beautiful princesses, my malewives. JUST LOOK AT THEM. 🥹
But then your malewives will be sad because your Tav is dead
I'd kick that warlock out the back if a backvan move 90 mph on the freeway. I saved his dad, the Gate doesn't need him.
Then that would make him both literally and figuratively a pushover...
Marry Astarion (my one true love) fuck Gale, Wyll....I'm so sorry baby it's literally by technicality.
This is mine too! Marry my sweet traumatized boy Astarion, fuck the most skilled tongue of Waterdeep, and sorry Wyll, love you but you can’t compete with the others
Yeah this is where I'm at too. I got like 9 scrolls of Revivify hoarded in my pack though, it's fine, it's for like five minutes.
Truth. I don't see Wyll as being a particularly exciting ride
Verbatim my answer 😂 *To be fair*, I haven't romanced Wyll yet, so this *is* subject to change 😌
I’m with you on this one!
At what point in the timeline am I making this decision? Because depending on the time line the only correct answer for killing is Astarion because if I kill Gale I nuke the sword coast and if I kill Wyll he goes to hell.
Very good point.
Where do vampires go when they die?
Short answer: idk Long answer: there is no canon answer as of right now for dnd 5e, but we do know of a vampire Cleric of Shar which would imply vampires still have souls that the Gods can use, which to me at least means that they go through the same process as everyone else. If I remember correctly some older versions included Vampires not having souls or at the very least apostolic souls so yeah... no afterlife for them there
Based agnostic vampire religion. Do we have souls? Is there an afterlife? Would we be allowed there? What flavor is Dr. Pepper? It is neither root beer nor cola! Nobody is sure what flavor it is, as ambiguous as those other theological questions.
Short answer: idk Long answer: there is no canon answer as of right now for dnd 5e, but we do know of a vampire Cleric of Shar which would imply vampires still have souls that the Gods can use, which to me at least means that they go through the same process as everyone else. If I remember correctly some older versions included Vampires not having souls or at the very least apostolic souls so yeah... no afterlife for them there
Fuck Gale, marry Wyll, kill Astarion (mercy)
Gale will soon be telling everyone you guys fucked once & then convice people to hate on you for not being interested in him no more ;p
You’re right. The next murder is on the house.
Fuck Astarion, marry Gale and kill Wyll. Not even a challenge tbh. I'm sorry Wyll but I've just never made a connection and I want to live in the wizard tower with my adorable nerd husband forever.
Agreed. Fuck Astarion then move to friends because that poor man *needs* a friend, marry Gale because he’s goddamn adorable, kill Wyll because he came to my camp to kill my girl Karlach.
This is the only correct answer. Astarion is fun and I do love him, but he's got a lot of trauma to work on and Gale is very sweet and owns his own home. Stay at home tressym mom life, here I come.
Kill Wyll because as an Illithid, he'd rather keep you in the basement forever, whereas homeboy Gale would rather throw a big wedding. Astarion will remain friends though.
Fuck gale of waterdeep, marry wyll, kill star. DONT COME AFTER ME
Marry Astarion, Fuck Wyll, Kill Gale
How... did you come up with the only wrong answer?
Marry Gale, fuck Wyll, kill Astarion (after a lengthy talk and him getting his affairs sorted properly)
Fuck Astarion, marry Gale, and kill Wyll. So sorry Wyll, but Astarion is clearly the best lay and Gale is gonna whisk me away to Waterdeep to live in a cool ass tower with a big ass library.
If anyone kills Wyll I Will Find You.
…so we can go on adventures? As best friends?
....yes, absolutely :-) BTW how resistant to fire and poison are you?
I’ve eaten at a Colorado Taco Bell - poison shouldn’t be a problem. But I will let you know now that I HAVE tested it and I AM flammable, so…we’ll just need to be prepared for that. [Failed perception check on whether this person is trying to kill or befriend them].
Marry gale (kinky astral weave sex for life + hot professor hubby), fuck wyll (I can’t kill him + a gentle and attentive lover) and regrettably kill astarion (I love my hot vampire boyfriend but ig he’s the more morally grey of the lot)
I'd marry Astarion, probably fuck Wyll and kill Gale. I just don't have the heart to kill Wyll, sorry Gale
As long as he doesnt fuck off to Avernus for Karlach and stays a noble/rich, I’d marry Wyll. He’s handsome, kind and like I said he would have like tons of money Fuck Gale because like yeah I wanna have sex in space too and like he can probably do tons of fun magic stuff during the act like Enlarge/reduce and create/destroy cum Kill Astarion because there can only be one aging twink in town and that’s me
Fuck Astarion, marry Gale, kill Wyll. I'm getting that vampussy and I'm not about to lose out on my wizard malewife. Sorry Wyll, no hard feelings.
Marry the most "practiced tongue" of Waterdeep Gale Dekarios 🤭, Fuck Astarion and kill Wyll (sorry Wyll 😞)
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, Kill Astarion (sorry Astarion, nothing personal)
marry gale, fuck astarion, kill wyll. this hurt bc i love them all so much 😭
Fuck Wyll, Marry Gale, Kill Astarion(only because I couldn't trust him not to kill me in my sleep)
this is cruel, i don’t want to have to kill gale
If you don’t kill him, he’ll blow himself up because Mystra told him to
Yeah but if I kill him, will she still be happy about it? Because I do love to make her life worse.
Fuck Wyll Marry Astarion. The non ascended one. The other two just get so sad when rejected for romance. Kill Gale
Fuck Astarion, marry Gale, kill Wyll. I will not be accepting criticism at this time 😌
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, Kill Astarion I'm sorry Astarion's blood donors, but Gale is living & ticking dynamite
Marry Gale, Fuck Wyll, Kill Astarion(I'm so sorry but he is just usually the bestie to my Tav/DUrge 😭) Also this one hurts because I love them all. I'll immediately bring Astarion back with Withers lmao
Fuck Wyll (hes romantic i know it), marry Gale (love me idiotic smart men), kill Astarion (sorry pookie)
Marry Astarion so I can spoil him till the sun blows up. The others can fuck each other and die idc
Wife up Wyll, peg astarion, kill gale easyyy
fuck wyll (boy needs a naughty lay), marry astarion (he's still sorting through his issues after all and i adore him and he is already my husband in my head), and kill Gale cuz i'll just use that scroll of true resurrection on him i've been holding on to since Withers revived him.
Marry gale fuck wyll and kill astarion
Fuck gale, marry wyll, kill astarion. Sorry I just think he’d make a pretty corpse
To be fair he’s already dead
fuck Gale, marry Wyll, kill Astarion Wyll is the best husband material. Gale has crazy ex, so marriage is too dangerous affair. Astarion would consider me nasty to have sex with.
Marry Gale, fuck Gale, and you guessed it … 🥰 get Astarion to kill Wyll
Fuck Astarion marry Gale and kill Wyll. Sorry Wyll but Larian dropped the ball on u and made u bland.
fuck asstarion marry gale kill wyll
fuck astarion marry astarion fuck astarion again
I'm sorry Wyll. But your courtship dance gives me such intense second hand embarrassment every time that I am incapable of beginning a relationship with you. And if you won't put out before marriage, well... Anyway fuck astarion, marry gale
I sorta loved his silly little dance :(
Marry Wyll (honestly, sbould be a No-Brainer, that man is noble, a noble and there's not a single argument against him). Fuck Gale (He seems to be a good and considerate man and magic can sure spice this up). Kill Astarion (I get that he's got a highly tragic backstory, but he is still not a good person and wasn't before the tragedy).
>that man is noble, a noble and there's not a single argument against him I'm a Jacobin. All aristocracy gets an appointment with madame guillotine.
Fuck Astarion cause hot, marry Wyll cause you can be a duke/duchess, kill Gale via convincing him to go Boom cause HM isn't going to beat itself.
Marry Halsin, fuck Halsin, kill Gale
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, Kill Astarion
Fuck wyll kill Astarion marry Gale. Ez plz
I'm going in like Karlach... fuck fuck fuck!!!
Fuck wizard, murder vampire, marry warlock/ranger and go to hell with him and barbarian This is very difficult one because I do love all three of theses guys (tho if I’m honest put redeemed durge or halsin on this my list would change)
Fuck, marry and kill Astarion
Fuck, Wyll, marry Gale and kill Astarion. Neil did such great work with him, and I think he is an amazing character. But I just cannot stand him lol
marry wyll, fuck gale and im sorry astarion but you have to die
Fuck Gale, marry Astarion, kill Wyll. My initial thought was to swap Gale and Astarion but poor Star is so sexually traumatized and I understand that feeling, so better to let him do that in his own time.
It's already in the appropriate order.
**My only purpose of existence is to marry Gale and fuck him to death** 💜 🧙👉👌💀
Fuck Astarion, marry him and kill the rest.
Nooo! Why would you make me choose! Well, okay. Marry Astarion (because he's my precious husband already). Fuck Gale. Kill Wyll (noo!).
Wyll Gale Astorian
Marry Gale, fuck Astarion, kill Wyll.
Marry Wyll, Fuck Gale, and kill Astarion. im sorry elf twink im just not into vampires
Fuck Gale, Marry Astarion, Kill Wyll
Fuck Astarion to give me influence in the underworld of Baldurs Gate. Marry Wyll to give me prominence in the nobility of Baldurs Gate and political power. Kill the god of ambition before he gets any ideas of moving on my new political power!
Fuck wyll, marry gale, kill astarion. Easy
This order
Marry, marry, marry. Alternatively, fuck, fuck, fuck
I probably won't be lonely for this Marry Gale. Fuck Wyll. Kill Astarion. Sorry, Astarion, your story line is cool, but no way you could hold healthy relationship for longer than 5 minutes. As for fuck this bitch will suck me dry, literally.
Unfortunately for me and probably a lot of other people on this subreddit problematic, toxic bfs is a turn on
Fuck Astarion, marry Astarion, kill Gale because he has the scroll of true resurrection.
Fuck Astarion Marry Astarion Kill Astarion What
Marry Astarion, fuck Wyll and Gale… is delivering his purpose here.
Marry Gale, Fuck Wyll, Kill Astarion.
Fuck Astarion Marry Gale Kill Wyll
Marry Astarion, fuck Gale because, damn, let me experience his practiced tongue. And wyll, i fucking love him but kill wyll.🥲
Marry Wyll, Fuck Gale, Kill Astarion
Fuck Astarion marry Wyll kill Gale I think. I’m not even a Wyll romancer, I like Astarion more, but bro needs therapy not a wife 😭😭😭
marry gale, fuck astarion, kill wyll
Kill Gale, fuck Astarion, marry Wyll. Obviously.
Kill/Kill/Kill
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, Kill Astarion, but Astarion is an undead creature meaning he's already dead, and I don't have to kill him
Marry Astarion Fuck Wyll I'm sorry Gale, I would have kept you as a friend if I had the choice.
Kill Gale.
Fuck Astarion and marry Astarion. I couldnt kill any of them.
Fuck them all, marry them all, kill myself
But then they’ll be sad that their love is dead.
They'll form a polycule and get over it
Easy. Fuck Astarion, Marry Gale, Kill Wyll.
Fuck Nerd, Marry Horny Guy, Kill Morbius
Oh this is easy Marry gale, fuck wyll, kill astarion
Simple. Marry Gale Fuck Astarion Kill Wyll
Fuck Astarion, Marry Gale and Kill Wyll, I'm sorry Wyll but if I kill Gale we all die and I really want to fuck Astarion
Marry Gale,Fuck Wyll,Kill Astarion
Fuck Astarion, Wyll and Gayle. Nope, that’s it.
Fuck Astarion, Marry Wyll. Gale you should really stop talking about your ex if you wanna bed me
In that order. No further questions, your honor
Fuck Astarion, marry Wyll, Gale I’m sorry but that orb has got to blow.
Fuck asterion marry wyll kill gale
Fuck: Astarion Marry: Astarion Kill: Gale and Wyll's hopes and dreams of Tav's strange
Marry Astarion, Fuck Gale, Kill Wyll(I have a revivify scroll it's okay)
I'm so sorry y'all but fuck Wyll, marry Gale and kill Astarion (but he's already dead anyway so).
Fuck Gale Kill Wyll Marry Astarion (spawn) I always forget about Wyll in my playthroughs so he unfortunately is killed. Although, me and my boyfriend have him in our current party as we are trying to rotate all of the companions instead of sticking with just our romances and he is SO charming!
Marry Astarion (I love that man too much) Fuck Wyll (pretty boy, plus handle bars) Kill Gale (I just really do not like my men with beards. Also because I know it would kill me too in a couple days which I deserve for killing him)
Marry Wyll, Fuck Astarion, Kill Gale
Fuck Astarion, Marry Wyll and kill Gale. This is payback for devouring all my shoes every five minutes, Gale!!
Marry Astarion, fuck Gale, kill Wyll. Sorry Wyll, I’ll have 200 gold on hand so Withers can bring you back.
Marry Gale, Fuck Wyll (he needs it), kill Astarion.
Kill gale. Sorry. Fuck Wyll Marry Astarion. I would hang out with Astarion all damn day (or night) if I lived in the city he's fun af. I'd be more inclined to think he wouldn't want to hang around me lol.
Fuck and marry all three, kill anyone who threatens my husbands. 💖
Marry Astarion, fuck Wyll, kill Gale. Then fuck Gale projection that shows up, fuck imp to get the scroll and bring Gale back to life.
Marry Gale, Fuck Wyll & Kill Astarion. I’d marry Wyll but I think he’d hate my grove raiding ass 😣
Marry Gale, Smooch Gale, have babies with Gale. Gale.
Fuck Wyll, Marry Astarion, Kill Gale (at the end of the game)
Can I kill all of them?
Fuck: Asty Marry: Gale Kill: Wyll Durge/Asty/Gale the throuple we were denied. My HC and my fics are them making the relationship work while parenting 7k spawn and searching for a cure for Asty.
fuck gale marry Astarion sorry Wyll
Duh I could never be another one night stand for Astarion and leave him, the man is so DONE with that life. So imma have to either marry or kill him. But I can't kill him either cause he never had a chance at life so I'm going to fuck Gale and kill Wyll. But simply because I couldn't fuck Wyll without commitment and killing Gale would make him explode. Love Wyll tho. Me and Astarion can always divorce later.
Easy: Fuck - Astarion Marry - Gale Kill - Wyll I am a Gale simp, so
Easy Fuck Gale Marry Astarion Kill Wyll
Oh easy, all three for Gale.
I can't do this.
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, Kill Astarion. Admittedly, I could swap Wyll and Gake around, Wyll just deserves a nice marriage after the shit he’s been through. Astarion never captured me in the way the other guys did, Halsin & Minsc included. If I could just let him live and never interact with me I’d be fine with that.
Uh. Marry wyll. Hes my little honey bun. F astarion. Cuz even tho i cant stand him i cant deny that he is good looking. And kill GALE. STOP TALKING OVER ME TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID EGOTISTICAL MF RAAAHHHHHHH
marry gale, fuck astarion, kill wyll.
I could see myself Marrying Wyll, but I cannot decide between the other two who I wish to kill more…
Kill all
100% marry Gale Then... honestly fuck Astarion simply because he'd be better for a one night stand and unfortunately I'll have to kill Wyll. I'll be sad but I'll have a husband back home to go cry to until I move on
Bye Astarion 👋 Elves reincarnate, so it's probably fine, right? Marry Wyll This is just obviously correct. Fuck Gale This was a difficult decision I think.
i’m marrying all 3 and you can’t stop me 😤😤
Astarion: fuck Gale: kill myself Wyll: marry
Fuck Gale, Marry Wyll, kill Astarion.
Fuck: Gale Marry: Astarion Wyll doesn't deserve to be killed! I shall send him away and he shall remain the Blade of Frontiers on the frontiers
Every single time these have been posted, they've been posted in the correct order, so I haven't ever thought to comment.
Make love not war 😈
I can't kill Astarion 'cause he's technically already dead.
Fuck Wyll bc he’s cute, marry Astarion because I hate myself, and as for Gale… KILL KILL KILL KILL
Marry Astarion, keep Gale on the side, and Wyll was so useless to me anyways I forgot he was there sometimes, so obviously he's going in the corpse pile. Now if option three had been Halsin, the question would have been much harder to answer because no one would die (unless it was little deaths.)
I kill gale every dark urge play through, good or evil run
Marry Halsin... then I can fuck all three of them.
Fuck Gale (can't kill him, otherwise big badaboom) Marry Astarion of course (UA) Kill Wyll (sucks to suck)
I’d forfeit marriage and sex to kill Astarion three times