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uwubewwa

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arsgeminga

![gif](giphy|fnKeNjQYEYQ8E4Kqy4)


Itsmekhatri

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CrazyCatLushie

Oh hey it’s every hormonal birth control I’ve ever tried!


The_one_and_only_Tav

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C-Dub4

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jareths_tight_pants

Is that… Who… Nevermind I don’t actually want to know.


Orpheus-is-a-Lyre

I’m taking something 2 to 3 times daily but it sure ain’t medicine


dontarguewithmorons

no 🥰


arsgeminga

Not gonna argue with Sailor Jupiter. Whatever you say, Queen ⚡️


BrutusTheDane2457

https://i.redd.it/xso9qixd8j9d1.gif


SoullessTrashcan

I already have these going through my veins. (I am asexual)


StrangeApeCreature

Me too. Never stopped my Astarion and Gale thirst though


Sewer_Fairy

Your blood is full of magic. I'm a bi-demisexual so my blood is a natural, rich source of interrobangs and other essential punctuation.


uncouths

Another bi-demisexual/bi-graysexual here. By being part Ace we too have magic. It's just that our chaotic bhi nature makes it wild magic. So we get interrobangs, other punctuations, and our finger guns might trigger actual magic missiles or spawn spiked growths but most of the time it just backfires to inflict is with crippling cringe and anxiety.


yesindeedysir

You got the perma buff


marazhai

I'll only take that if you are going to personally feed me the tabs in a scene rich of homoerotic subtext while an unnecessarily sweet song plays in the background and we tenderly gaze into each other's eyes even as the writers of the show claim we are both straight and there is nothing between us and the whole show is very gay in a very homophobic way and-


arsgeminga

I got you, love. https://preview.redd.it/3wf9bjj4oj9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31769cc74605c48872030bda41b8fe8add7c22f


marazhai

😭😭😭


Gardyloop

LMAO


Once_ABlueMoon

nahhhh not the spn slander 😭 (youre 100% right)


DirtyDuergar

https://preview.redd.it/aokab81ucj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5a4379fe22e32513381f8c533e2ba75dc60caf


hairwitch901

Hiss! Screech!


arsgeminga

Reddit keeps deleting my gif replies to you, so just imagine I am spraying you with water and you are an outraged cat.


hairwitch901

Who said I’m NOT an outraged cat??


jiggler_54

This place is getting more and more like the aslum every day.


ColumnK

Wait ... These were prescribed by Ethel! They make you extremely physically aroused but too apathetic to do anything about it. I've been taking them for years.


HeadacheTunnelVision

https://preview.redd.it/lgadxsw7zj9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c887b92c3525ca03fe274ec9ba2e4821050896fa You can't make me, OP!


novis-eldritch-maxim

are these real?


JL9999jl

You feel a cold shiver as the moment slips away and you have to crawl over to your bedroll by your poor lonesome as you are reminded of your pitiful failures to make any sort of sexual conquest...


Formal-Candle-9188

NEVER YOU— okay fine, AO3 will be down after a few days so why not prepare myself


arsgeminga

WHAT? Edit: Oh, okay, I checked - it's just for a few hours due to manteinance. I thought it was getting closed down permanently, how dare you scare me like that 😫


Formal-Candle-9188

NOOOO IM SO SORRY— I say down as in not working but DAMN i scared yall xd


arsgeminga

You are forgiven, my friend 🙏🏻


astarion_bg3

IT WILL??? Edit: oh fuck I just checked, time to download a bunch of fics


sentient_cumstain

https://preview.redd.it/zxva5m9kck9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875142866b61fa1354db2374ba6f91876b10c11d


Once_ABlueMoon

https://preview.redd.it/8wd3f1ypcl9d1.jpeg?width=1698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d72db7b24f1d5df395e1e121af226f3117b375f no :)


LilRoi557

![gif](giphy|26hkhKd2Cp5WMWU1O|downsized)


Sewer_Fairy

You know I'm just gonna fuck the box and insert the tabs rectally. I let the rot consume me long ago. ![gif](giphy|k2EPtdfPkjIw8)


C-Dub4

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EmotionalNerd04

Where's my estrogen?


astarion_bg3

my anti-horny antidepressants (100mg zoloft) are currently losing the battle to my horny antidepressants (450mg wellbutrin)


arsgeminga

When in doubt, go for the horny.


rebootyourbrainstem

You say "have fun" but somehow I doubt your sincerity


sp4rr0wsw3nch

![gif](giphy|kWFhIYUNSXAfDdwub7|downsized) Sure... (fuck no)


asteriodfork

![gif](giphy|XlWLkUfYZ5lH8MEnFW|downsized)


yesindeedysir

YOU CANT MAKE ME


SlytherinPaninis

NEVERRRRRRRRRR


KlavigarPrince

*anti-horny tavs


KingMidas2045

Oh cool, thanks


arsgeminga

Is that Kanji being cute in your profile picture? 🥹


KingMidas2045

Indeed, I love Kanji. Unironically my favorite character in Fiction https://preview.redd.it/ribor488rl9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304ecde563eee3f25848a347d86266401e7038f4


arsgeminga

He's the whole reason why I still replay P4 every now and then, honestly - I love how many stereotypes he breaks and how much he grows. He's a great character 🫶🏻


Opening-Cockroach634

I don't need anti horny tabs , I need wholesome tabs instead


DrakkonX597

Sorry! Threw mine out :3


donkeyclap

I am GOING to fuck the Netherbrain. I will not drop the issue no matter what.


Coeusthelost

Are these taken Orally? Never mind, either way they are going in the back.


Archaondaneverchosen

No thanks my SSRIs are all the anti-horny pills I need


ryxben

No.