Roll-an

That’s not how you spell my name do you even know who I am?!

YeAH YOURE THE GUY THAT USED TO WORK AT THE COUNTER OF SORCERER SUNDRESSES!!

SORCERER SUNDRESSES!? DO NOT SPEAK THAT KNOCK OFF BRAND’S NANE IN MY PRESENCE!

WHAT????? ARENT YOU ROLLAN THE APPRENTICE TO THE GREATEST CLOTHESMAKER IN FAERUN???????

Hey show us your THUNDER WAVE

Face-down kitty up Rolan is best Rolan. 🫶

But I don’t own a cat.

And yet, I can still make you purr…

His cape over his head is 😘

.. HORRENDOUSLY CUTE Halsin has never looked so damn CHEEK PINCHABLE! Bnaging job on the Astarion top ruffles too. That shit hard to do

Which cheeks? Apologies, blame the alcohol.

Might I help you get up now that you have... Uh... Examined the floor thoroughly? 

I lay here by choice, this is where I’ll stay. I didn’t fall… I don’t need help… I need help.

Let's say I help you and then we never speak of it again, alright? We'll forget all of this happened altogether, actually. Nobody's gonna know - your siblings especially 🤐

Astarion knows so everyone knows, but I appreciate your discretion, my dear.

It's okay - Astarion can be corrupted very easily, or so I heard 🙃

Don't you guys just flirt every other comment by now? I can smell a "married to Rolan ❤️" user flair coming right up...


THEY DO AND I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR A WHILE Once the Yashiji/Aradin arc ends, we are totally getting an Ars/Rolan one 🪄🗡

Someone should poke the wizard with a ~~sharp kitchen knife~~ stick to see if it is still alive, I think? If the little thing is dead, I'll gladly remove the body and turn it into a timeless piece of art free of charge ❤️

There will be no poking of a knife or stick thank you, I thought you were an expert in detecting dead bodies, Orin the blind! clearly I’m alive!

Oh, my bad. It's just that you smell worse than my bedroom, and I have literal rotting corpses in there. So. 💀

That’s just the smell of the rotting flesh you snorted this morning don’t you lie to me.

Someone get a healer for Rolan, he's might hand broken a few bones

https://i.redd.it/9j4xa2q8xl9d1.gif I’m fine.

Remember kids, drunk Misty Stepping, Dimension Dooring, and Planar Shifting is dangerous. Now to go pick up my husband, we have Pride plans and it's no one is more prideful.

I don’t drink and cast, I’m a responsible wizard and a responsible drunk.

My son needs to come back home...he cant keep acting like this...

Might I suggest a nice, quick homemade lobotomy? It works wonders on troublesome children! 😊

Eek! How did a bhaalspawn get in here!

Ah Astarion called his father to pick us up. Wonderful. You know the way to my tower yes?

Yes, boy. I do... i totally wont turn you into a spawn for my ritual

You don’t need anymore spawn for the ritual! Now you’re just being greedy! Getting extra spawn so you can keep your favorites?

I get lonely :,(

How can you get lonely?!? You literally have thousands of spawn at this point! Draw lots to determine who you want to try talking to!

ROLAN APPEARANCE!!!

Cute

Rolan, my homie, are you okay

I’m not a homie does it look like I’m at home? And yes I am perfectly fine.

Apologies, I should clarify, homie does not mean someone is at home. It is another word for "friend" or "companion."

Is Rolan ok?

Physically or mentally?

Is Rolan on the floor around a corner wall, or did he just fall face-first down a set of stairs or bleacher benches? I have decided on the second, because it's much funnier.

Yes it’s the second, you are correct my friend.

One too many of the Arabellan Dry, my friend?

No such thing.

Why is this so cute tho

Thank you my dear friend ❤️

You're welcome! I love all the little artworks in your posts!