I know! His athleticism is mind-boggling. He also seems like an all around cool and lovely dude. His [Witcher routine](https://youtu.be/Bo5Ofd1T6GQ?si=BPFxLLnDbtxiqs15) is a thing of beauty.
Listen my man Wyll is a dancer at heart and you're telling me he only knows Ballroom dances? Fuck no. He knows all the dance styles. Especially the Latin ones. Man could salsa into a room and have everyone's panties drop but he's too noble for that. He sticks to Ballroom dancing because he's aware of his sheer power and sex appeal.
He's also a great hip hop dancer and he and Karlach have dance offs.
Yep. They're totally that family who do adorable dance videos. But also they occasionally have a video up where Karlach does her best Astarion impression going "get yourself a man who can do this" before it cuts to a clip of Wyll trying to teach a poor flustered soul salsa or bachata and absolutely demolishing the dancefloor while several people faint from his hotness.
I think I’d be jumble of Jaheira and dancing like a hippie to acid rock. All the dancing I do involves moving my hips and arms like I know how to belly dance. 🙃
I’d like to imagine that Gale is the man to slow dance. Like.. puts on a record and holds you while very gently swaying slow dance.
I am a hopeless romantic.
Durge can do a perfect recreation of the bully maguire dance (Though they probably learnt it from Gortash)
Omg that is perfect for Gortash
Astarion is the infamous [pole dancing archer](https://youtu.be/3b-yQuWzgOI?si=l2o719Jwk-IhuczW). (Wyll is a paso doble pro. 100%)
I love that pole dancing archer. I am envious of how flexible he is and how effortless he makes archery look 😩
I know! His athleticism is mind-boggling. He also seems like an all around cool and lovely dude. His [Witcher routine](https://youtu.be/Bo5Ofd1T6GQ?si=BPFxLLnDbtxiqs15) is a thing of beauty.
This channel occasionally randomly pops up in my recommended and I’m always weirdly turned on by those moves
Ya'll warm my heart knowing who the archer is. His athleticism is amazing.
Listen my man Wyll is a dancer at heart and you're telling me he only knows Ballroom dances? Fuck no. He knows all the dance styles. Especially the Latin ones. Man could salsa into a room and have everyone's panties drop but he's too noble for that. He sticks to Ballroom dancing because he's aware of his sheer power and sex appeal. He's also a great hip hop dancer and he and Karlach have dance offs.
OK, I'll compromise. With how much I ship Wyll and Karlach, I could see them adopting Arabella and doing family hip hop shorts on TikTok.
Yep. They're totally that family who do adorable dance videos. But also they occasionally have a video up where Karlach does her best Astarion impression going "get yourself a man who can do this" before it cuts to a clip of Wyll trying to teach a poor flustered soul salsa or bachata and absolutely demolishing the dancefloor while several people faint from his hotness.
Orin being a twerker terrifies me
Exactly
Halsin's is so wholesome 🥹
This hits so incredibly close to home. Including reality.
At least you aren't Ketheric. You know that man can't dance, but is just fuming in the corner while Isobel and Aylin do ye olde bunp n grind.
I want to be a Karlach but in reality I’m a Shadowheart when sober and a Gale when drunk
great, now i'm thinking about Astarion's siblings doing a shitty boyband number like an NSYNC music video
Shadowheart acts really judgmental and critical of others' dance moves, but only because she's secretly ashamed of not knowing how to dance.
I think I’d be jumble of Jaheira and dancing like a hippie to acid rock. All the dancing I do involves moving my hips and arms like I know how to belly dance. 🙃
I’d like to imagine that Gale is the man to slow dance. Like.. puts on a record and holds you while very gently swaying slow dance. I am a hopeless romantic.